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The warmup got a lil detailed accidentally-
Fellas I'm back, my brain been rotting recently which is why I wasn't so active- I will get to the asks soon but HAVE YALL SEEN THE NEW SPIDERVERSE MOVIE OH MY LORD yeah no Whitney would make a TERRIBLE spider-man
#fanart#my art#dol#whitney the bully#across the spiderverse#digital art#whitney dol#miguel o'hara#spider man 2099#spiderverse fanart#spidersona#whos idea was this#hed be terrible#worst spiderman and best spiderman at the same time#dw hed still save you#whitney wouldnt join the spider society bc he wouldnt be able to smoke
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thinking ab virgin!sukuna who had no interest in sex until he lost his vcard. thinking ab how he tries to get laid every chance he gets after he fucked for the first time—fucked you, specifically. People think he’s a sex addict but really, he’s just trynna find someone who made him feel as good as you did. Since you’re nowhere around now, or you just vanished off the fucking earth, he’s gonna keep sleeping with everything that moves just to feel himself cumming as much as he did inside you.
#Yes#im craving terribly for my husband#Imagine how embarrassingly hard he gets when he finally has you again years after#His thrusts are all sloppy and awfully desperate#Unlike how he usually does it#Usually hed bury his cock halfway to tease his fling to death#But when he gets u?!#No teasing#he fucks like a curse in rut & like a king in need for an heir tomorrow morning#jjk smut#ᯓᡣ𐭩 convos.ᐟ#sukuna x reader#sukuna smut
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i literally threw this together in like 20 mins after seeing the og post i was so hype. inspired by @fillerfuel
#i have never seen kroj w those colors but i really wanted it to resemble mayas design lol#tatsuya in fake adidas bc the seven sisters uniform always looked like it to me#in reality i think hed have some terrible red knock off tracksuit#his motorcycle gear would be hand me downs#what am i talking about this is beyond brainrot i need to get a second job#tatsuya suou#maya amano#persona 2#real posts coming soon i swear
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Lucanis' "your voice is a comfort" paired with a Rook who can sing well
Just imagining Emmrich and Rook coming together to play in the music room, Emmrich on piano, Rook singing, each taking turns choosing songs and Lucanis is there lingering behind the door just closing his eyes and listening in. Sometimes, when he knows the song, he'll hum along
He learns that Rook likes love songs, usually involving lyrics indicating yearning or longing for someone you can't have or who doesn't look at you the way you look at them. Spite loves to point out the irony there.
One time he stood a little too close to the door and it opens automatically, interrupting Rook and Emmrich's session. They ask if he wants to join in, and he says no, but when Rook insists he stays, he can't bring himself to disappoint them. He hums along, but doesn't go too far besides that.
After Rook and Emmrich have finished playing, Lucanis brings up that he played piano when he was younger, but because of his work and the Ossuary, he hasn't gotten much practice and isn't as good as he was, so they volunteer to help him practice.
Next thing Lucanis knows every Thursday and Friday, him, Rook, and Emmrich are all in the music room practicing while Lucanis tries to explain his moments of distraction when Rook's hand lingers on the piano or they get so into a song that their voice is the only thing Lucanis can focus on, making him miss a note
Eventually the more Rook and Lucanis flirt and the closer they grow, the more in tune they get, in and out of practice. Emmrich knows he's becoming the third wheel so he mentions he's a bit busy today but oh you and Rook can still play together, don't worry about me! So it's just Lucanis and Rook alone together playing love songs. Everyone is genuinely surprised they aren't hearing thumping sounds coming from the music room yet.
Once they finally get together, cooking and playing (and murder) are two of the major activities they do as unofficial dates. They still play with Emmrich sometimes though, not wanting him to feel left out from something he started.
When Rook is in the Regret Prison, Lucanis tries to play, tries to close his eyes and remember their voice in the songs they practiced together. Those love songs about longing or missing someone start hitting a little too close to home though.
Rook comes back and they're lying on that chaise together, Lucanis trying not to fall asleep and Rook teasing him. He mentions that their voice is a comfort, so they start to hum. Lucanis hums with them, taking their hand in his own and lightly caressing it with his thumb, occasionally kissing it. They stay like that till Lucanis finally falls asleep in Rook's arms, truly at peace for one of the first times in his life.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#veilguard spoilers#the veilguard spoilers#dragon age lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#rookanis#ngl dont know how Spite would feel about the singing#i dont think hed understand it all that much#just know that it makes rook and lucanis happy#spite probably likes hearing rook's voice as much as lucanis does so he may learn to enjoy those moments in the music room as well#hes probably a terrible singer tho
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as per the public's choice...satyr Seth! hes just a baby
#fablehaven#fhdw#seth sorenson#my art#my au#i chose a tamborine for him to play bc theyre very loud and annoying which i think hed love#hes constantly taping it and the sounds that come out very vaguely resemble music#terrible singer though. ear bleedingly awful#no camo shirt just actual foliage hashtag Wild
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POV: You're a Vox simp
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#Vox#vox x reader#hazbin hotel Vox#meme#rational thought is overruled by my need to see him become babygirlified in a relationship with me 💀#me making a full length post about all the reasons hed be terrible to date with extensive reasoning only to still be a simp for him#like i do not care I DO NOT CARE I DO NOT CARE HES MY LITTLE CHATTERBOX FUCK YOU (me at my more logical side)
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I love thinking about aus where Billy raised Sam
He'd be such a bad dad it's hilarious
#yk hed try really hard to be a great dad#but it would not work out#they would get into screaming matches when sams a teen#and billy would prob be really weird around any partner she has#assigned toxic father at birth#stu is the creepy uncle#aka her other dad#stu would be a better dad#but also would be terrible in different ways#like she would freak out about some teen drama#and hed get way too invested and freak out with her#also hed let her do very dangerous shit#billy is the more overprotective one#and they have toxic married couple arguments#sam like#“YOU TWO ARE SO CODEPENDENT AND BAD FOR EACHOTHER”#“CAN YOU PLEASE GET THERAPY OR BREAK UP”#then nancy is just standing there with cookies#everyone loves grandma#billys mom is like a karen#but i think shed be a good grandma#scream 1996#billy loomis#nancy loomis#sam carpenter#sam loomis#stu macher
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BURST💥
#get fucked eardrums#first caption i thought of was 'music's too loud' but like it didnt have the punch.#anyways i keep on doing terrible things to this man youre welcome btw#hi fi rush#chai hi fi rush#hi fi rush chai#my art#this is a side comment but i bet chai could still fight to the music even when deaf (temporary or otherwise)#bc im sure he can like Feel the music through his body even when his ears are out of commission#like not only is that the case for a lot of Deaf people in reality but also#as a headcanon i think his player in his chest would let him feel the beat even better so#so i think if this were a permanent thing hed be super bummed and uncomfortable with the silence at the beginning#feeling weirded out by how he has to navigate the world now#but i think he'll adjust and come to terms with it with only mild difficulty#music is still a part of him (literally)#its just different now#(though language is another matter entirely)
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juvie buddies
#alek art#td duncan#td mal#total drama#total drama all stars#(if i want to get technical)#2024#duncan is around 15 here... mal is around 16#ive thought really hard about them these past few days . in my brain they actually knew each other and canon is different#duncan and mike got along really well. in juvie mal refused to speak to anyone about anything and would fight as many people as he could .#he wanted to stay in there and far away from home . they get roomed together and duncan is the first person who mal can talk to . he isnt#scared of him . he relates to him a lot . like -> wow we both act out for attention and people think we are terrible because of it#duncan being a mentally ill teenager seeing mal an also very mentally ill teenager thought 'i can fix him' . mike and duncan speak too here#i cant really see anyone else fronting besides those two . their brain was on lockdown and mike wanted out so bad . i see manitoba as a#gatekeeper so hed handle some sessions with their psych. i want to say they (duncan and mike) get moved to a psyche ward just because#i have more knowledge on being in one and how it goes ... but yeah i like duncan mal a lot . this art isnt ship whatsoever though 🙏 i dont#see them as a couple their dynamic is just better as friends imo#but anyways in all stars they obviously recognize each other but have an unspoken agreement not to say anything abt it#duncan is a known criminal but mike isnt like that . mike hadnt even told zoey about that part of his life . so duncan wanted to respect his#privacy -> then mal starts hurting people and he has to step in . mal isnt a good person by any means but i dont think he was that bad in#juvie . so duncan had to come to terms that his friend wasnt the same person he was years ago (in all stars duncan is ~18 and i think mike#is almost 20... so it had been a while since they last talked)#them getting each other like no other and being in pain because they couldnt really speak . i see them having a conversation still in moon#madness abt their past and history . god i just think abt them and their wasted potential wdym mike and duncan were in juvie together#duncan was in for trespassing or destruction of private property or something really dumb . mal fought his parent(s) and got in for assault#mal was already in when duncan was placed . and duncan was let out early on good behavior + his parents (dad) mostly did it to teach him a#lesson . wrong of them or otherwise . so mal was just kinda stuck there until they realized he was actually not right in the head . think he#knew abt their DID but was only diagnosed in juvie and had to go from there . tbh he shouldve been tried as an adult but td logic . doesnt#matter dw guys . mike gets the 'was put on random meds that made him go braindead' treatment bc that was me . post mental hospital abilify#had me messed up
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it’s the picture of diana in lawrence’s wallet with her arms wrapped around a dog, it’s the horse riding awards in her bedroom and and the snake toy she has draped over her headboard .. it’s adam who wanted so badly to be a vet, adam who loves cats and brings them saucers of milk despite there being barely anything in his fridge .. it’s them bonding over their love of animals, diana showing adam her amazing animal facts book and adam asking for one every time he sees her, it’s adam saving up his own money so he can surprise her with a trip to the zoo for their next adam-and-diana day when lawrence and alison are at work and need someone to watch her, it’s him taking his camera, getting pictures of her with her favorite animals and developing them, it’s diana telling adam she wants to be a vet when she grows up and him getting excited, grabbing lawrence’s stethoscope when diana says she wants to play vets and taking his job oh so seriously when diana says that he’s gotta be her assistant, it’s .. its ..
#sorry for getting a little sick in the head about adam being the best stepdad ever as if its my fault#ohhhhhhhhhhh. its all a little too much for me#starts sobbing in a terrible nd agonising sort of way right after pressing post#good god man. talking to self#get a grip#chainshipping#diana gordon#adam faulkner stanheight#📹#no way in hell lawrence dr gordon md has a dog they do not have pets. maybe hed be ok w a rabbit#uhoh motifs cant stop wont stop#that dog is definitely an uncles or an aunts i just dont see in any universe lawrence having a dog or even a cat unless adam is involved#unless in some sort of fun au lawence finds a cat nd takes it to vet adam for the plot but otherwise no#n e way !#amazing animal facts was published in 2003 so it checks out actually#i checked for the post nd everything i take this all very seriously you know
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Everyone keeps acting like Lestat would hate TikTok
In reality he’d go viral and then get banned for either saying something offensive or doing something inappropriate
#hed love it but he’d be banned for sure#Lestat de lioncourt#the vampire chronicles#interview with the vampire#iwtv#vampire chronicles#anne rice#iwtv amc#he and Louis would go live and it would go terribly
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for some reason the thoughts in your head get so loud sometimes
#danny phantom#danny phantom art#dp au#danny phantom au#circus gothica au#worlds a stage au#cw drugs#its dangerous to go alone take this *hands him some opiods*#freakshows control isnt as foolproof as hed like... not to mention the terrible no good full body pain sometimes...#kinda easy to remember that ghosts dont need food... which is what he is
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the codependency is mutual btw pr*ship dni
#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#i realize i draw a lot of angry morty pathetic rick so idk#not exactly an angry rick he just doesnt know how to deal with any complex emotions#hes like ok. bring it in buddy. and then considers his job done#im a sucker for mortys inevitable emotional outburst and like. obvs i want him to be angry and whateva#but then hed be like aw rick im sorry for yelling. aw man this sucks im kinda terrible for this. even tho hes completely justified#UGHHHHH THEYRE SO FUCKED UPPPPPPPP I HATE THEMMEMMMMMMM#added tha dni bcs god knows i cant draw these two hugging or whatever without a certain group of ppl misinterpreting it
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i love the poker table and all the shit that has come from it if not because you can see exactly who's the loudest persistent bitch there and who exactly finds that endearing spoiler alert its exactly who you think it is womp womp
deeply important to me on a "whos the best and whos the worst at the table" maffhew and benny insisting forsy is the best because of his good pokerface and his consistency and even swaggy agrees that forsy is pretty good meanwhile benny cant help adding an "ekky thinks he's the best" while he's at it and swaggy has to get his two cents in as well: "and [ekblad] thinks he's pretty good."
and when forsy gets asked best and worst he decides he can't say worse and instead only lists the people he think are the good and: "ekky's pretty good actually but he's very... he's a little bit more wild so he's got some big swings."
and at first it's like oh maybe this is a benny/swaggy bullying ekky moment as they're prone to wont to do (ekky deserves it and likes it) but then forsy immediately says afterwards that c*usins is: "but i think nick c*usins. hes doing pretty good. yeah, I know, I know... we're gonna get him though."
which immediately discredits why he thinks ekky is a good player because both benny AND demers were like c*usins is the WORST at poker
and if you think oh forsy is just a carebear of a man and he cant choose the worst- NO HE DOES NOT. HE ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT BECAUSE in the same interview he has no qualms of naming lundy as the worst playoff beard (2nd year in a row btw): "its gotta be one of the finns probably... lundy" and calling out luosty for his culinary abominations: "luosty is eating—he's putting raw onions in the pasta which is... yeah thats a little... weirdo, weirdo!"
this is just forsy whos very bad at hiding his bias and will warp the world in favour of it because he'd rather die than not pick ekky for TWO whole questions (best at poker and best playoff beard)
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and with primetime panthers we learned that ekkys too loud and pushy for both benny and swaggys taste that they both elected him as the worst seatmate on the team plane which is so comical that mr. im not very good at poker but I still sit with them and get shocked when ekky bounds over and wants me to play too would say such a thing huh
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and the double whammy is that swaggy prefers forsys who's the complete opposite of ekky
and i just think everyone going, forsy is nice quiet and reserved in his facial expressions and ekky is loud insistent and not as good as he thinks he is, is just sooooooooooo
#forsy: “hes a wildcard (admiring)” benny and swaggy: “yeah thats what makes him bad at poker (deadpan)”#man whos hard to read thinks the guy who wears his heart on his sleeeve is hard to read#“you cant predict him” being a compliment from forsy (because hes insane) but an insult from benny and swaggy#overeager puppy who keeps yipping and the serious workdog whos in charge of babysitting them#the way i screamed to see forsy choose ekky because i knows hes a lying sack of shit#forsy and his rose tinted glasses utterly charmed by ekky is just so funny to me#hes annoying during practise yeah i cant imagine what hed be like in a small enclosed space#everyone saying the texas holdem poker compa gets intense makes this funnier because ekky is just trying his best and yet#also ekky saying okie is pretty good which matches what okie said about being about to come in and fleece the boys sometimes#but also oooooo shes different she cant let her crush know that she thinks hes good at card games#sorry yeah this just turned into forsblad as most things tend to do for me#its utterly fascinating how forsys opinion differs from everyone else because hes terribly in love#ekky seems like a not the worst but not the best either though hes fun to play with because when he loses its pretty entertaining to watch#i need to see the fits he throws i need to see how him amd maffhew banter#poker table changed so much i need to know the updated table and if anyone joined#sorry i was updating my forsblad bible of quotes so yeah
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Sumerus best 24/7 babysitting/daycare service on the go - Bestowed by Alice herself
look man if you're gonna be associated with the hexenzirkel even SLIGHTLY you're gonna babysit klee at some point.
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that type of person who you think you'd be friends with in every universe - expressed through jim & corey - id/transcript in alt text
so this is a kind of not-so-surprise for my friend @sinclarsupremacy , bc they were the first person i showed this two and was on the phone with me the whole time while i made it. didn't give a single thing away until everything was scanned and done. five dead pens and one reliable sharpie later, i show him this. wanted to get used to drawing the slipsour guyz more but also wanted to articulate something i have troubles saying to important people. this is kind of an ode to all my close friends ive made who i definitely wouldve hung around some graveyards with, and an ode to some bands i didnt know id like as much as i do 🫶
#corey taylor#jim root#also based on that one jim page where they called him the 'group ghoul' and talked about how hed get nightmares#of a flaming head telling him he was gonna burn in hell#ill tell you one thing. having dorks like nate in my life wouldve saved ME some melodrama#however i am always melodramatic (eg: this very post) so maybe it just wouldve made things melodramatic-er#slipknot#stone sour#<- again purely organizational i dont wanna step on anyones toes#artings#nate tag#dunno if i should tag this as#rpf#but considering this is a story ive growth'd from my dome. fictional retellings of irl doofuses & whatnot. whateva#prolly gonna go on a sideblog soon. you know how it goes#also im sorry jimberly i made you have the silhouette of a yugioh character#if this is rpf in the traditional sense call it the au where jim and corey are able to shoot the breeze like this#in a way that isnt insanely passive aggressive or terribly jokey or downright explosive. yknow how they be#drinking game: take a shot each time jim says yknow or coreys fucking HAT deteriorates in quality#tell your friends that you would be friends in every universe
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