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Hhhhmmm lore **grabs spoon and eats lore**

MY FUCKING LORE?? NO?

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Lowkey might make a lazy comic ab this au. What do we think chat

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Calling this. Uh the soulbearer au..he'll yea. Idk

Lets try this again.

Badly written but fun !

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BASIC PLOT

Pure Vanilla is evil alongside his wife ! Purelily but devious. ! Basically the same plot of the game but PV is on DE's side this time.

Pure vanilla n white lily pull a fake fight stunt to get the other ancients souljams but it goes completely wrong and destroys almost everything leaving them with themselves and their jams. Same plot as the game but both r evil.

To start shadows a lot more sentient in the souljam. He has a spiritual form only Pure vanilla can see but he chooses to ignore (Can also see it if you have a good connection to magic but only when he's by mirrors in a form hes possessed. )

Pure vanilla gives his souljam to White lily to provide her with more power and oh dear old shadow is not so happy about this. He's actually. Quite ANNOYED. So he takes it upon himself to possess a cookie of darkness he grabbed.

Shadow isn't pleased with this form but he takes it anyways. It's similar to him ish. He grew it's hair out.

During the big fake fight stunt he went to steal the souljam. Don't ask how but he did it and it was hard idfk. I'm tired.

And after this he traveled round and raided the abandoned academy to get clothes and information on how to somehow reobtain his form

This form is weak HE is weak. He doesn't have a root for his magic (Souljams are their roots. Especially without a physical form beasts can only thrive off those.) So he can't do much or even wield the souljam if he wanted too.

He ends up at the vanilla kingdom destroyed in all and finds a familiar face

Thats fuxkign right pvlily kid FOR LIFE this is jolly ain't it

Small information !: Shadow cursed her before as a baby to make sure she didn't ruin his plan now that he has no root for his magic he can't uncurse her.

Erythronium was told to stay in the kingdom by her parents for her own safety they thought it'd be safe because it wasn't really planed to destroy the kingdom

He finds her and goes fuck that's the kid I cursed. And is also like hey you're way too young to be alone.

So he takes her... ouh.. no. Now he's a father and is trying to figure out how to reobtain his form yayyy

Here they are the evil bitches

They wanted to come back for their baby but couldn't. They're on a relentless search for her.

They're sort of healthy but in an unhealthy way. They have the same morals and ideals but their views of eachother are odd...

Pure vanilla is obsessive and utterly in love with her he'd do anything for her. She loves him. But that's not her priority. He prioritizes her and she prioritizes herself.

They're like pretty evil in this au upped by a lot they don't rlly have a limit to their actions. They'll do anything to get what they want.

Basically shadows a single dad and these two are happy with their life !

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Lets try this again.

Badly written but fun !

Last post crashed...

BASIC PLOT

Pure Vanilla is evil alongside his wife ! Purelily but devious. ! Basically the same plot of the game but PV is on DE's side this time.

Pure vanilla n white lily pull a fake fight stunt to get the other ancients souljams but it goes completely wrong and destroys almost everything leaving them with themselves and their jams. Same plot as the game but both r evil.

To start shadows a lot more sentient in the souljam. He has a spiritual form only Pure vanilla can see but he chooses to ignore (Can also see it if you have a good connection to magic but only when he's by mirrors in a form hes possessed. )

Pure vanilla gives his souljam to White lily to provide her with more power and oh dear old shadow is not so happy about this. He's actually. Quite ANNOYED. So he takes it upon himself to possess a cookie of darkness he grabbed.

Shadow isn't pleased with this form but he takes it anyways. It's similar to him ish. He grew it's hair out.

During the big fake fight stunt he went to steal the souljam. Don't ask how but he did it and it was hard idfk. I'm tired.

And after this he traveled round and raided the abandoned academy to get clothes and information on how to somehow reobtain his form

This form is weak HE is weak. He doesn't have a root for his magic (Souljams are their roots. Especially without a physical form beasts can only thrive off those.) So he can't do much or even wield the souljam if he wanted too.

He ends up at the vanilla kingdom destroyed in all and finds a familiar face

Thats fuxkign right pvlily kid FOR LIFE this is jolly ain't it

Small information !: Shadow cursed her before as a baby to make sure she didn't ruin his plan now that he has no root for his magic he can't uncurse her.

Erythronium was told to stay in the kingdom by her parents for her own safety they thought it'd be safe because it wasn't really planed to destroy the kingdom

He finds her and goes fuck that's the kid I cursed. And is also like hey you're way too young to be alone.

So he takes her... ouh.. no. Now he's a father and is trying to figure out how to reobtain his form yayyy

Here they are the evil bitches

They wanted to come back for their baby but couldn't. They're on a relentless search for her.

They're sort of healthy but in an unhealthy way. They have the same morals and ideals but their views of eachother are odd...

Pure vanilla is obsessive and utterly in love with her he'd do anything for her. She loves him. But that's not her priority. He prioritizes her and she prioritizes herself.

They're like pretty evil in this au upped by a lot they don't rlly have a limit to their actions. They'll do anything to get what they want.

Basically shadows a single dad and these two are happy with their life !

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lore.

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Wanna murder pv and resurrect him.

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also shadow milk and pure vanilla shitpost

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Fucking birthday soon

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Trying to mimic the dough sprint style

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Like don't get me wrong I love the game but the fans I got from it arent..the best to say the least. I'm grateful for all the support though

You:hey there anon how's the cookie run posts i did for you guys

Anon:Why thanks you,they are great i Hope you make mo-

Some random anon:WHERE THE DANDY WORLD AND DAWN WORLD content

Evreyone:........Okay anyways

Real as fuck. Literally contemplated deleting all my dw related content bc I've been harassed sm. Luckily people are NORMAL ab it recently.

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You:hey there anon how's the cookie run posts i did for you guys

Anon:Why thanks you,they are great i Hope you make mo-

Some random anon:WHERE THE DANDY WORLD AND DAWN WORLD content

Evreyone:........Okay anyways

Real as fuck. Literally contemplated deleting all my dw related content bc I've been harassed sm. Luckily people are NORMAL ab it recently.

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Today I remembered I had free will

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No she's not a shadownilla kid don't ask.

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My bad I wont..

I torture children

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Forever immortalized.

I torture children

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I torture children

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shitposting instead of lore dropping.