#he’s trying

[sixty-silver-wishes]

my dad, trying to understand the concept of being non-binary today:

- “so there’s chocolate and vanilla ice cream, but there’s also butterscotch… wow”

- “but if you’re non-binary, does that make you straight or gay? … wait, they can be ANYTHING?”

- “but there are some straight guys who occasionally do homosexual acts. are there gay guys who do the same thing but with women?

…no way”

- “people have all these labels these days and I feel like a ball of dough. can I identify as a ball of dough”

- “gay guys are usually feminine… but wait, what about the BEARS”

- “so if they’re not a man and they’re not a woman…they’re… bisexual?”

[dragonnnfly]

Hiccup: Go for it Heather, break a leg

Dagur: Brother, isn’t that an awful thing to say?

Hiccup: It means “good luck”

Dagur: Oh, then, sister I sincerely hope you get violently torn apart by dragons

[grishaxverse]

CARDAN SLEPT IN THE ROOM WHERE THE KINGS LOVERS STAYED AT????? BECAUSE HE TRULY BELIEVED THAT JUDE WAS THE QUEEN??????

[cod-dump]

Graves: You know, when I was your age-

Ghost: When I was your height-

Graves:

Graves: Price, I’m going to fight your son-

[niceandinaccuratequotes]

Crowley: And then he just left me!

Maggie: Aw, it’s gonna be okay!

Nina: Yeah, you don’t need him. Honestly, fuck Aziraphale!

Crowley: *sob* I’M TRYING!!

[artbymyth]

“Everything in him recoiled. The water was cold against his legs. His body had gone numb and yet he could still feel the wet give of his brother’s rotting flesh beneath his hands. It’s shame that eats men whole. He was drowning in it. He was drowning in the Ketterdam harbor.”

[atsadi-shenanigans]

Snippet Someday

Thank you for the tag @nerdallwritey!!!

It’s not even from a side fic. This one’s from the main fic, lads!

Pretty late and tired, so I’m tagging anybody who wants to!

[screampied]

sorry spoilers but the panel where sukuna recognizes its yuta is so fucking funny 😭😭😭 get nerfed punk

it IS possible for sukuna to apologize he’s just my babygirl 🙏🙏

LMAOOOOO sukuna’s so silly

the way he’s like :0 and he’s just “OH WORD ??? SORRY I APOLOGIZE.” see at least he had manners 💓 what a good man 💓

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[seeminglydark]

Oh please just don’t ask me how I am

Don’t make me play pretend

Oh what’s the use?

-paramore

[hilsonamore]

house is trying SO hard guys wtf i’m going to be sick i want HUG MY BABY

[sera8273]

Papy:MY BROTHER IS ACTUALLY VERY FOND OF STARS AND NIGHT SKY SHENANIGANS!

*Starlo raises an eyebrow

Starlo:Really now?

San:Yup

*Sans reply while taking the last sip of his ketchup*

Sans:I was actually a scientist when I was younger

*Starlo eyes widen in awe and surprise*

Starlo:You are one hell of a skeleton partner.

Sans:Yeah. It was taking a toll on my health so I had to quit the-

Papy:SANS NO!

Sans:Sirius Business for a while. Luckily, that idea of working like that ever again was already shoot into the atmosphere.

*Sans Winks at Starlo*

Starlo:…

Sans:……

Papy:……

Sans:….

Starlo:You’ve got some nerve picking a bone like that. Almost shattered me whole!

Papy:I HATE YOU BOTH!

[gerandor]

People: nandor’s a piece of shit and i hate him

Meanwhile nandor:

Loves animals

Tells guillermo to take care of spider houses

Loves glitter and made guillermo a beautiful glitter portrait that must have taken him hours to make

And in secret!!!

CREEPY PAPER !!!

Sacrificed his life to save guillermo at the vampires council

Didn’t let guillermo be the bait and decided to face the Sire himself

He took full responsibility for the Sire’s escape (it was nadja’s fault. She never told him the truth)

Jumped right after guillermo into the hole in the floor to save him (right after guillermo told him he’s dead to him because nadja and laszlo had kept him in a box for weeks)

Came up with a plan to save guillermo’s life at the night market

Called guillermo ‘always my friend’ and ‘closest companion of 13 years’ and ‘my best…man’

Told guillermo ‘despite my dead cold heart i have grown some affection for you.’ And that vampirism is a curse and I don’t want to burden you with it. (And guillermo told him to turn him before he leaves so that both can be happy. Guillermo told him he’s ok with nandor going away as long as nandor turns him.)

Is so depressed and lonely and sad he almost committed vampire suicide

Is so depressed and lonely and sad that he joined a cult and another vampire took advantage of him sexually and emotionally. He also let them cut his hair and pull out his fangs every night. He starved for a whole month. He waited for guillermo or any of his housemates to come get him for a whole month.

Just wants people to love him but doesn’t know how. He makes mistakes but he just wants to be loved. And to belong.

Has been alive and alone and away from everyone he knew for so long he has forgotten his mother tongue.

He misses his horse so much.

You say he’s shit at hypnosis but he says you can’t hypnotize people to do things they don’t want to do. He cares about consent, in a weird way. (Nadja never asks about others’ consent when she turns them. She also thinks child exploitation is fun)

He tries to solve things through diplomacy

He cares about hygiene

He told nadja there should be more to life than violence and bloodshed. Nadja who always chooses violence and bloodshed screamed at him and mocked him.

He told nadja and laszlo he had missed them. They didn’t give a shit.

He brought his dead wives (or a version of them) to life because he thought they loved him. And he loved them. Neither case was true. He loved guillermo. (Guillermo loved someone else)

The reason why people think nandor’s a piece of shit:

He cloned guillermo’s freddie because he didn’t want to hurt guillermo by actually having a relationship with the real freddie (this coming from someone who sleeps with laszlo who’s in a very dedicated relationship with nadja.)

(He also offered his fake freddie to guillermo to make him happy. He let go of his fake freddie to make guillermo happy. He acknowledged that he might’ve hurt guillermo after all. He didn’t want to hurt guillermo.)

All i’m saying is , there is so much more to nandor than people keep labeling him as. He’s stupid but not just stupid. He’s not a piece of shit. He’s just been a monster for 7 centuries and has been a war criminal before that and is now trying so hard to have human feelings and compassion. He’s not perfect but show me a character on this show who is? And it’s all his imperfections that make him a lovable character.

[rookieoneil]

Tim: please never leave me, I’m a work in progress but I’m trying to

Lucy:

Lucy on the verge of tears: I love you so much

[favouritefi]

Whenever I mention I like women my dad starts listing all the lesbians he knows like ok thanks dad this isn’t jeopardy or Pokémon but I appreciate your efforts

[radicalredrasp]

Soft spot.