#he’s trying

[sixty-silver-wishes]

my dad, trying to understand the concept of being non-binary today:

- “so there’s chocolate and vanilla ice cream, but there’s also butterscotch… wow”

- “but if you’re non-binary, does that make you straight or gay? … wait, they can be ANYTHING?”

- “but there are some straight guys who occasionally do homosexual acts. are there gay guys who do the same thing but with women?

…no way”

- “people have all these labels these days and I feel like a ball of dough. can I identify as a ball of dough”

- “gay guys are usually feminine… but wait, what about the BEARS”

- “so if they’re not a man and they’re not a woman…they’re… bisexual?”

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Gideon: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Kremy: Peonies, why?

Gideon:

Kremy: Were you going to get me flowers?

Gideon:

Kremy:

Gideon: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

[dragonnnfly]

Hiccup: Go for it Heather, break a leg

Dagur: Brother, isn’t that an awful thing to say?

Hiccup: It means “good luck”

Dagur: Oh, then, sister I sincerely hope you get violently torn apart by dragons

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Goofy ass thing Fritz has picked up from Salem

[niceandinaccuratequotes]

Crowley: And then he just left me!

Maggie: Aw, it’s gonna be okay!

Nina: Yeah, you don’t need him. Honestly, fuck Aziraphale!

Crowley: *sob* I’M TRYING!!

[cod-dump]

Graves: You know, when I was your age-

Ghost: When I was your height-

Graves:

Graves: Price, I’m going to fight your son-

[artbymyth]

“Everything in him recoiled. The water was cold against his legs. His body had gone numb and yet he could still feel the wet give of his brother’s rotting flesh beneath his hands. It’s shame that eats men whole. He was drowning in it. He was drowning in the Ketterdam harbor.”

[atsadi-shenanigans]

Snippet Someday

Thank you for the tag @nerdallwritey!!!

It’s not even from a side fic. This one’s from the main fic, lads!

Pretty late and tired, so I’m tagging anybody who wants to!

[screampied]

sorry spoilers but the panel where sukuna recognizes its yuta is so fucking funny 😭😭😭 get nerfed punk

it IS possible for sukuna to apologize he’s just my babygirl 🙏🙏

LMAOOOOO sukuna’s so silly

the way he’s like :0 and he’s just “OH WORD ??? SORRY I APOLOGIZE.” see at least he had manners 💓 what a good man 💓

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[seeminglydark]

Oh please just don’t ask me how I am

Don’t make me play pretend

Oh what’s the use?

-paramore

[sera8273]

Papy:MY BROTHER IS ACTUALLY VERY FOND OF STARS AND NIGHT SKY SHENANIGANS!

*Starlo raises an eyebrow

Starlo:Really now?

San:Yup

*Sans reply while taking the last sip of his ketchup*

Sans:I was actually a scientist when I was younger

*Starlo eyes widen in awe and surprise*

Starlo:You are one hell of a skeleton partner.

Sans:Yeah. It was taking a toll on my health so I had to quit the-

Papy:SANS NO!

Sans:Sirius Business for a while. Luckily, that idea of working like that ever again was already shoot into the atmosphere.

*Sans Winks at Starlo*

Starlo:…

Sans:……

Papy:……

Sans:….

Starlo:You’ve got some nerve picking a bone like that. Almost shattered me whole!

Papy:I HATE YOU BOTH!

[rookieoneil]

Tim: please never leave me, I’m a work in progress but I’m trying to

Lucy:

Lucy on the verge of tears: I love you so much

[radicalredrasp]

Soft spot.

[blood-injections]