#ineffable dumbasses

[hopelesslysleepy]

Crowley after the church bombing: Angel, you absolute idiot. You could have been shot.

[doodlemuddle]

"We were supposed to have our own side..."

I'm thinking about making prints of this drawing 👀

[niceandinaccuratequotes]

Beelzebub, drunk: I don’t give a damn about sin

Crowley, also drunk: yeah, me either, fuck trigonometry

[alexxcatboy]

doodle of my wife and girlfriend (they're married to each other)

[chaoticgayomens]

there are 3 types of people after the good omens season three announcement:

-makes cute fluffy content because WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EVERYTHING IS FINE, I AM THE GIRL (gender neutral) WHO LIVES IN DELUSION

-makes such incredibly angsty content you have to put your phone/computer/whatever down and stare at the wall for a few hours

-they’re not talking ;)

[bagofbagigi]

You know what?

I think that the best thing Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman did with Good Omens is creating this fans community.

You all are so funny, creative, considerate, smart, observant, that every time I open this app I feel at home.

Have a nice day, sending hugs.

[katcsy]

Oh no, the lift is stuck. How will our hero cope?

[goodomens-memes]

10 days left !!!!!!

I HAVE A LOT OF MEME TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYS I SWEAR !!!! ❤️❤️

But for now just look at him :

He so "what the fuck angel, are you cheating on me ?"

AAAAAAAAAH ❤️❤️

[mumblers-lobby]

What are they talking about?🥂🥂

[niceandinaccuratequotes]

Nina: Why aren’t they talking?

Maggie: They got into an argument last night

Nina: Oh, well then why are they holding hands?

Maggie: Crowley gets sad when they argue

[ourtubahero-blog]

Just us when Neil answers our asks.

[chaoticgayomens]

she/her crowley truthers where u at

[dee-morris]

If They Get Any Cuter I May Discorporate

After the fight over Jim, Crowley storms out, catches some quick voltage, and sits in his car a while. He takes off his sunglasses and hangs them on the rear view mirror, and his eyes are so tired and sad, you can fucking TELL he already regrets his reaction.

Aside from getting a mouthful of flies, I'm pretty sure he's relieved when Beelzebub snatches him off the street and hauls his ass to hell for some quick mild threatening with erasure from existence. "I have an excuse to change my mind and go back that doesn't make me look like a spineless simp! Best day ever!"

Aziraphale hears him coming and really quick gets up from the chair where he was staring at the wall with a cup of tea in his hands that he probably never even sipped out of. Sat down at his desk and pretended like he'd been working the whole time and never noticed Crowley was gone.

I love them so fucking much, your honor.

[nastasya--filippovna]

After two and a half years of hyperfixating on Good Omens I FINALLY had a Good Omens dream. In my dream I watched the ending of season 3 and apparently at the end there is like a big battle between heaven+hell vs Aziraphale and Crowley (who are still not talking all throughout the season) + all of humanity. They win but Aziraphale gets seriously injured and he takes to bed rest in his very fancy, very extravagantly luxurious Victorian mansion, and Muriel is his primary caregiver & since they love to cosplay so much they dress up in a little Victorian nurse costume with the little apron and pinafore and frilly cap and all. And one day when Aziraphale is feeling a little better Crowley asks them to let him see his angel and Muriel tells him that they can accompany him when they will take Azi's dinner up for him.

When they go to his chambers at dinner time Muriel tells Crowley to wait outside while they take the soup in and ask Aziraphale if he wants to see Crowley. Crowley stays quietly but presses his ear to the door the minute Muriel shuts it behind them. He hears muffled conversation he can't quite make out and then Aziraphale shouts : "It's disgusting, it's horrid, it's abhorrent and anomalous, and above all it's WICKED and it's EVIL! I don't want to see it ever again. Take it away from me!"

Crowley lets out a quite sob and dashes down and corridor and drives away from the mansion forever, heartbroken eternally.

Muriel walks out of the room confused to find the demon gone and the bowl of soup, still full, in their hands. Of course Aziraphale was only talking about the soup.

~ The End~

[dorliart]

Ethereal angel owlbear

[funnyifwebothgotitwrong]

If you ask me,

this:

(gif by @mimisempai)

is the show version of

this:

("Good Omens", pg. 274, by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, 1990)