#he has a better ass then me wtf
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
dejatiny · 10 months ago
Text
Seungkwon save some for the rest of us.....jesus.....
2 notes · View notes
wulvercazz · 1 year ago
Text
🤭 having 🍼thoughts🍼 pls enjoy✨
// lactation , adult breast feeding , possible mpreg if you want to think there is ?? / omegaverse also possible??? or just because tbh, Ichigo being a boob man
thinking about Grimm’s milky tibbies 🫢💦 also thinking about Ichigo going feral over them, quite literally. starts as teasing and touching like he always does, until the tiniest drop has him suddenly ravenous.
it’s pretty much the first conscious thing Ichigo’s tasted that’s of hollow nature; the hollow blood in him is singing.
…the hollow that’s outwardly interacting with the world is growling possessively around his teat when Grimmjow asks what the fuck he’s doing.
Ichigo pawing at him as if Grimmjow’s both prey and mate after the first accidental taste, is not a feeling he’s ever considered, or believes he can enjoy for that matter.
but there’s no taking Ichigo away from his meal right now, is there? suckling away with dazed, inked, eyes that are almost glowing golden; sharper clawed hands half kneading, half pulling at Grimmjow’s whole ribcage.
Grimmjow would be pissed if only the feeling of him didn’t stir him so; if only the little pervert wasn’t absentmindedly humping away at his groin as he fed.
all he can really do is awkwardly pat Ichigo’s head with annoyance and the most uncomfortable arousal he’s ever felt;… and bark a warning growl of his own at the aggressive little shit his mate has turned into on top of him when he growls again under his touch.
he might just start scruffing the fuck out of Ichigo, he might allow this, for now— but the feral Vasto is on thin fucking ice.
70 notes · View notes
tommygotwrittenoff · 1 month ago
Text
sooooo fucked up that eddie and buck are not kissing rn. instead they have to go through more horrors. and they dont even have the option to kiss each other to make it better. fr praying for them. you will be kissing soon kings!!!
#eddies gonna be challenging his parents to a duel soon#maddies about to be kidnapped and bucks gonna be going through It#so fucked up that they are separating them#dont they (the writers) know that buck and eddie are a Set and should not be seperated????#ig not cuz they sending eddies gay ass back to texas#guys i am going insane during this hiatus#i cannot wait any longer#they should start airing tomorrow just to preserve my sanity#youre telling me i gotta wait till MARCH to find out wtf is happening on this show????#noooooooooooo#this hiatus is so painful#pls bts content save me#pls bts ryliver save me you can get me through this hiatus pls pls pls#anyway buddie canon 2025#it is their year#eddies gonna get halfway through the process of moving to texas and buck is gonna be there every step of the way and hes gonna realize that#oh. oh okay i have everything ive ever wanted here in la. besides my son. i need to go get him instead of uplifting my life#pls eddie#pls pls pls#tim im begging you pls dont make eddie throw away the life he has in la. pls pls pls make him be like. okay enough is enough. give me my so#pleeeeeeeeaaaaase#no one is gonna survive eddie moving to el paso (especially not buck)#this is so fucked up why did you do this to eddie#he escaped el paso. he escaped his parents. only to be brought back to them. what the actual fuck#eddie diaz pls fight your parents pls pls pls pls i want to see him yelling at them. screaming. fighting them.#he is a good father. he is such a good dad. its so fucked up hes being questioned about that when thats ALL weve seen from him#ig apart from the kim sit but that wasnt even really his fault (eddie diaz can do no wrong in my eyes)#anyway#i think eddie and buck would be doing a lot better overall if they were able to kiss each other#but nooooooooo
2 notes · View notes
platonicallylovesick · 3 months ago
Text
Current brother ranking has gotta be
Beel & Bel (tied for first. NO NOT JUST BECAUSE THEYRE TWINS I just love them that much
Satan
Levi
Mammon
Lucifer
Asmo
2 notes · View notes
thedevilsfamiliar · 11 months ago
Text
Not my mom wondering why I don’t like her friend
I’m sorry 🙄 I’m sorry I don’t like your home wrecking friend who fucked a married man and THOUGHT he’d leave his wife for her
What a dumbass
6 notes · View notes
earthtooz · 2 years ago
Note
SORRY I’M HERE AGAIN TO REBLOG MY ACTUAL THOUGHTS
rin in the rain pls :beg:
hai heres rin in the rain
Tumblr media Tumblr media
its been 10 days since i posted actual art but it feels like 10 years
293 notes · View notes
lonelyangelonlyangel · 2 years ago
Text
why does every man i get involved with and end up blocking apparently have like five different phones to harass me on??? i’m so serious stop blowing up my phone with a new number i need to block every two minutes leave me aloneeeeee 💀
0 notes
wildglitch · 14 days ago
Text
In a mission slip up, both Captain Marvel and his "Daughter" Mary Marvel get captured in an unknown location while they are being secretly recorded and live streamed to the masses. These are some of the noments that have gone viral since this has started.
Mary: *Silently puting her hair up to focuse better on getting out*
Captain:...You look like her.
Mary: Hm?
Captain: What? Uh, a nothing.
Mary: Wait wait, do you mean mom?
Captain now visiballly nervouse: Hey we should focuse on getting out of here.
Mary: No wait come on! You never talk about her and you know I dont remember anything.
Captain: Then ask Jr.
Mary: What!? Hey what would he know? Jr. never met her.
Captain: He would know not to ask dumb questions.
Mary: I- ughh just. Please.
Captain sighes: ...Ok ok...just give me a second.
Mary: So?
Captain: You haver her mannerisms.
Mary: Mannerisms?
Captain: You- god I'm bad at this. You do things, little things just like she did. Like the way you tie your hair or the way you avoid small obsticals by jumping over it. Or how when you read you refuse to break the spine even though I find that ridiculouse.
Mary: It protects to book!
Captain: From what? The Bend?
Mary smacks him causing the Captain to laugh.
Captain: Hey now that I think about it. You also have her temper.
Mary: You!
This goes Viral everywhere, #captaindad and #singlefathermarvel start trending along side #marvelfamily and #babybrotherjr for some reason.
The League saw this while trying to locate them and get a hold on the situation. They have to take a moment for themselves to proccese what they just saw. Some more then others. Jr. Is getting many weird looks from the YJ he does not want to acknowlege.
Alls this to say that when they get back Billy gets a really weird and uncomfortable talk with the JL about "being more open" and "letting his kids know more about their family" which he just does not want to deal sith at all, please leave me alone, we are not talking about dead lovers, wtf.
Mary gets treated to some sort of "so you have a (suprisingly) emotionally consipated parent" initiation club by the teen titains. They have cake.
Jr. Is laughing his ass off, from where hed hiding from the YJ and their plan to "force family therapy.
Why cant they all be normal?
477 notes · View notes
leclercsainzz · 9 months ago
Note
Can I request a reader x wolff one please? where reader and non f1 male were the ultimate couple, so it came as a shock when they broke up. With many people being sad about their split, since they seemed perfect for each other. However recent rumors have surfaced that maybe she might be seeing toto, which causes quite a stir among fans, who are now speculating about the potential new relationship?
NEW ROMANTICS
PARINGS: toto wolff x fem!reader
TYPE: social media au
yourusername
Tumblr media
liked by jaredpadalecki, lewishamilton and 567,738 others
yourusername: @vanityfair oscar date night
view 4,748 comments
genpadalecki: 😍 stunning as always!
↳ yourusername: i love youuu 😘
user: can jensen fight?!??
user: MOTHER OMG
user: where’s jen?
user: stunning 😍
user: she does NOT age, i swear 😩
misha: 😃
↳ user: castiel energy frr
user: did jensen go with her??!?
user: mom where’s dad?!???
user: she’s soooo mother, omgg 😍
user: @jensenackles can you fight, bro?
user: lewis, what are you doing here?!?? 👀
user: the definition of MOTHER
user: has anyone noticed jensen hasn’t liked/comment?
↳ user: what are you insinuating??!? 🙄
↳ user: haven’t seen them together for quite a while, actually
↳ user: obviously they won’t be out in public 24/7
user: kindly step on me 😩
user: did her and jensen break up or something?!? 😭😭
user: anyone else noticed the mercedes boys in the likes?
user: 😍😍 gorgeous!
user: jensen’s one lucky ass mf 😩
user: waiting for jensen’s comment and like
user: ATE and left NO CRUMBS
sofiavergara: 😍 wow
user: mother is mothering 😍
user: why are ppl saying her and dad are broken up?!!?
user: 😍😍😍😍 goddess
Tumblr media
jensenackles
Tumblr media
liked by jaredpadalecki, misha and 788,825 others
jensenackles: a little bts of yesterday’s photo shoot
view 5,736 comments
user: the man that you are, oml 😮‍💨
user: the fact that yn’s getting this everyday 😭😭
user: they’re still together right?!!??
jaredpadecki: 😘
user: so fine
user: apparently he might be single again sooooo 😏
user: he’s fine and he knows it
user: WHAT A MAN 😍😍
↳ user: indeed 😩
user: are yn and jensen still together?!??!??
↳ user: of course, why wouldn’t they be?!?
↳ user: there’s been rumors going on about them breaking up
↳ user: they better not be true 😭 wtf
user: why are people saying jensen and yn broke up??!?
user: father of my kids (im kidding) (im not)
user: aged like fine wineeeee 😮‍💨
↳ user: he gets sexier each year 😍
user: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
user: @yourusername is so luckyyy
↳ user: supposedly, they broke up 🤷🏻‍♀️
↳ user: sAy SIKE RN
user: how can i get his attention? 😩
user: another day another slay
user: finest man ever 🥵
user: that’s my dean winchester
user: i need to know if mom and dad are still together or not
↳ user: girl, frrr 😭😭 it’s been weeks
user: where’s yn??!?? she hasn’t liked nor commented 🤨
user: sirrrrrr 😍
user: so sexyyyy of him
Tumblr media
yourusername
Tumblr media
liked by lewishamilton, evalongoria and 600,839 others
yourusername: life lately
view 5,746 comments
user: YN A MERCEDES FAN?!!??!???
| liked by yourusername
user: is thAt toto wolff?!??
user: gorgeous 😍
user: missing dad hours 😓
↳ user: we’re ALL going through it right now:’(
user: mercedes?! lewis liking all her post?!? tell me u all see it?
↳ user: we all see it, i assure you 👀
genpadalecki: gorgg 😍
↳ yourusername: ❤️
mercedesamgf1: thanks for coming, pretty lady 😘
↳ user: ADMIN?!!??? WHAT IS THIS?!!?
↳ user: lewis is definitely behind all this, i just know it
user: WHERE’S JENSEN???? 😭😭😭
user: lewis is great and all but jensen?!!?!?
user: can we talk about toto’s back? 😩
↳ user: she really got the best angle
user: who got you smiling like that? 🤨
user: the most beautiful woman ever, i swear
ruthie_connell: 😍😍😍 beautiful!
user: get back with jensen, please 🙏🏼
user: please tell me you’re dining with dad in the 5th slide
user: your beauty is unreal 😩
user: wait— who’s lewis?!!?
↳ user: formula one driver
↳ user: 8x world champion
↳ user: 7* but okay 🙄
user: mother 😍
user: yn being a mercedes fan is everything to me
user: mad i didn’t see her at the race 😭😭
Tumblr media
yourusername
Tumblr media
liked by realmarksheppard, pierregasly and 679,738 others
yourusername: 💗
tagged: @genpadalecki
view 4,846 comments
user: tHAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE LEWIS?
user: who is that?!??
jaredpadalecki: @genpadalecki 😍
↳ yourusername: our wife’s gorgeous, isn’t she, moose?
↳ user: nOt moose 😭
user: that ain’t lewis?!??
user: i’m just going to pretend that’s jensen for my sake
user: missing jensen:((((
user: her friendship with gen is everything
user: gen and yn are the female version of sam and dean
feliciadays: beautiful ladies 😍
user: and everyone thought it was that hamilton guy LMAO
user: still not over her and jensen 😭😭 they were perfect
user: MOM, WE WANT DAD BACK 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
user: anyone else think that looks like toto wolff??
↳ user: tHat’s what i Said!
misha: thanks for the invite btw 🙂
lewishamilton: 👀
↳ user: sIR, wHAT DO YOU KNOW?!??!?
↳ user: mind sharing with us??
carmenmmundt: 😍😍😍 gorggg
user: IS SHE DATING TOTO?!!?!????
user: lewis AND george liked? 👀
↳ user: even gasly’s nosy ass liked
↳ user: that’s why his forehead so big 😭 he knows it allllll
user: her side profile, omg 😍😍
user: he definitely screams toto wolff
user: idk who this wolff guy is but i want jensen back
user: her and jensen were supposed to be endgame 😭😭
user: ngl but her and toto would definitely make a cute couple
user: i love how everyone just assumes she’s with toto now
Tumblr media
yourusername
Tumblr media
liked by georgerussell63, sofiavergara and 687,863 others
yourusername: ft a small photo dump
view 6,527 comments
user: THAT BACK LOOKS SO FAMILIAR
user: tHat’s TOTO OMG
user: toto?!?!?? 😮
genpadalecki: my loveeee 😍
↳ yourusername: 😘 love yaaa, girlfriend
user: oooh to be yn
user: ynjensen is really over 😞😞
user: toto, that’s a nice back you’ve got;)
user: toto’s one lucky mf
user: I MISS JENSEN 😭😭😭
user: yn, babe, this ain’t you, get back with dad
user: that’s a hot back
user: lordddddddd 😍
user: TOTO?!!??
user: mother 😍
user: IS THAT TOTO, OMG?!??
↳ user: yessss
lewishamilton: 👀
user: ariana (lewis) what are you doing here?
georgerussell63: nice back there, mate
comment has been deleted
user: we saw thAt comment george
user: toto is so fine omg 😩
user: my man is so fine
user: her side profile is everything
user: oNE CHANCE, YN, PLEASE 🙏🏼
user: toto’s soo lucky huh? 😭😭
user: did anyone else see george’s comment?!?!?
↳ user: what comment???
user: MOM MOM MOM MOM
user: you cannot tell me that isn’t toto
user: his back bro 🥵
user: what about jensen???? 😭😭😭
Tumblr media
yourusername
Tumblr media
liked by lewishamilton, pierregasly and 678,629 others
yourusername: life lately <33
view 6,510 comments
user: “life lately” and post THE TOTO WOLFF?!! 😮
user: bitcH OMG
user: yn pulls the hottest men ever 😩
↳ user: nah frr — first jensen now toto??
user: idk if i want to be yn or be with her
user: can i be your sugar baby?
mercedesamgf1: finest couple ever! 😮‍💨
↳ user: admin— you’re so real for this omg
↳ user: admin knows what’s up
user: can toto fight?
↳ user: can’t fight for a championship that’s for sure
mercedesamgf1: the boss says you’re gorgeous
↳ user: GIVE THIS PERSON A RAISE FOR THEIR HARD WORK
genpadalecki: wifeee 😍
↳ yourusername: love yaaaaa 🫦
user: nooo, i miss jensen 😭😭
user: i KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
user: okay but how did toto bag her??? like come on
user: gorgeous ladyyy 😍
ruthie_connell: 😍😍😍
user: nOt pierre being in the likes
↳ user: loves the gossip lmao
jensenackles: @misha @jaredpadalecki told you
↳ user: DAD?!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!
↳ user: told them what?!!?
↳ yourusername: 😭 leave me alone, i love my chocolate
↳ jaredpadalecki: it’s always the chocolate
↳ genpadecki: chocolate is addicting okay
user: JENSEN COMMENTED?!???
↳ user: glad to know they ended on good terms 😩
user: yn, you’re sooo gorgeous
user: the woman that you are, omggg 😍
user: mother frrr
user: they make such a hot couple
user: yntoto 😮‍💨
user: i just need to know you and jensen are still friends
↳ yourusername: always <3
lewishamilton: gorgeous - toto wolff
lewishamilton: i don’t have instagram - toto wolff
↳ yourusername: text me, love 😘
↳ user: please this is so cute
user: nOt the sign off by toto himself 😭😭
christianhorner: 🫡
2K notes · View notes
linaslivery · 8 months ago
Text
౨ৎ FEATHER ౨ৎ
masterlist / rules / requests & talks with me!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
SUMMARY౨ৎ Being with Carlos was magical and always made you felt as if you were on cloud 9. But him breaking everything off so suddenly and moving on oh so quick? What better way than to show him what he’s missing than with all of your success.
PAIRING ౨ৎ Carlos Sainz x Fem!Reader, very slight Lando Norris x Fem!Reader
WARNINGS ౨ৎ I use photos of Rebecca and she will be mentioned in it in here but no hate what-so-ever sent to her! (hate on her will be deleted.), no exact fc but i will only use photos of sabrina for music themed posts and the crying story ONLY
A/N ౨ৎ still mad about the croatia vs spain game so i’m taking my anger out on carlos 😭😭. HOLY SHIT I DID THIS ALL IN ONE DAY!! NEW RECORD!!
1K EVENT MASTERLIST
Tumblr media
INSTAGRAM
y/n_l/n has posted a story 10 seconds ago!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
[1: WTF JUST HAPPEND?!] [2: well this is ironic.] [3: i hate men!!]
1,307 replies to your stories!
username1 YOU’RE ASKING WHAT HAPPENED?! WE’RE ASKING WHAT HAPPENED??
username2 DID WHT I THINK HAPPEN, HAPPEN??
username3 …the smooth operator song…? oh god…
username4 THE BOOK QUOTE TOO???
lilymunihe girl. open the groupchat rn.
franscica.cgomes do i have to kill a man???
IMESSAGES
Tumblr media Tumblr media
TWITTER
Tumblr media
INSTAGRAM
y/n_l/n ✔︎
Tumblr media
liked by francisca.cgomes, lilymunihe, alexandrasaintmleux, and others
y/n_l/n oh i see how it is then.
2,094 comments
francisca.cgomes ✔︎ hottie mcmommy
→ y/n_l/n ✔︎ dump ur bf so we can date and run off to the country side 💋 → francisca.cgomes ✔︎ @ y/n_l/n already on it 🏃‍♀️ → pierregasly ✔︎ @ y/n_l/n that is my girlfriend??? → y/n_l/n ✔︎ @ pierregasly not anymore!🤭
alexandrasaintmleux pretty girl 🎞️ 📸
→ y/n_l/n ✔︎ so shush you’re the pretty one 🥹🩷 → alexandrasaintmleux @ y/n_l/n that’s not what the camera said when i took these photos 🫶 → y/n_l/n ✔︎ @ alexandrasaintmleux 🫣 → charles_leclerc ✔︎ @ alexandrasaintmleux 🤨
lilymunihe ✔︎ ate
→ y/n_l/n ✔︎ devoured
username5 carlos fucked up big time letting her go 🤤
username6 what kika said was so real
→ username7 FRRR
landonorris ✔︎ i can treat you better
→ username9 HELLO?? → username10 lando wtf are you doing here 😭 → username11 GIRLIE JUST GOT SINGLE 💀 → y/n_l/n ✔︎ LEAVE RN LANDO 😭😭 → landonorris ✔︎ @ y/n_l/n doesn’t hurt to shoot my shot 😞
TWITTER
Tumblr media
INSTAGRAM
carlossainz55 ✔︎
Tumblr media
liked by vinijr, sergioramos, djokernole and others
carlosainz55 rest and relaxation 🌊 🌞
1,297 comments
username12 why did you dump our queen 😞
username13 IT WAS BARELY EVEN 2 WEEKS AND HE ALREADY MOVED ON??
username14 who is that woman???
→ username15 guys start a witch-hunt rn. → username16 @ username15 I’M ON IT!! → username17 or we can leave this woman alone??? → username18 @ username17 no → username19 @ username17 no → username20 @ username17 no → username17 oh ok → username16 @ username14 FOUND HER BECAUSE SHE WAS IN THE LIKES AND IN HIS FOLLOWING. her name is rebecca and she’s a scottish model! here is her username: @ iamrebeccad
username17 rest and relaxation my ass.
username18 how tf do you move on from a gf that fast
→ username19 a word that starts with m and ends in y
username20 i feel like carlos is about to get some karma
IMESSAGES
Tumblr media
INSTAGRAM
carlossainz55 ✔︎
Tumblr media
liked by iamrebeccad, carlitosalcarazz, racerbia, and others
carlossainz55 Australia is in the bag, all thanks to my amazing support! 🇦🇺 ✅
tagged ; iamrebeccad, scuderiaferrari
2,386 comments
username21 and y/n wasn’t that amazing support??
username22 no because y/n literally stopped her music career, arranged some concerts around HIM so she can support HIM.
→ username23 she never had to do that tho… → username24 @ username23 but she did. and she was amazing support.
username25 she’s cute and i wish them the best… but i really hope that he doesn’t do her dirty just like what he did with y/n.
*♥︎ by @ y/n_l/n!*
→ username25 UHM… Y/N LIKED MY COMMENT?? → username29 @ username25 she’s here to support the girls not the men that did her and others dirty. → username26 @ username25 idk… the whole relationship gives pr → username27 @ username26 EXACTLY??? out of all the photos we see, she’s the only one that seems in love :( → username28 @ username27 poor girl doesn’t even realize she’s being used for carlos and ferrari pr to make carlos back in the good books 💀
iamrebeccad ✔︎ so proud!! ❤️🥹
→ username29 it’s been a hour and he hasn’t even acknowledged the comment. poor girl.
IMESSAGES
Tumblr media
INSTAGRAM
y/n_l/n ✔︎
Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, maddiezielger, bellahadid, and others
y/n_l/n might have took everything else, but left the keys to the villa!! thanks for the free trip with my girls ❤️
tagged ; alexandrasaintmleux, francisca.cgomes, lilymunihe
2,406 comments
username30 HELLO??
username31 NOT HER TAKING THE VILLA 😭😭
username32 deserved tbh. you take that boy’s villa!!
charles_leclerc ✔︎ where is my credit for driving you all around? 🥴
→ y/n_l/n ✔︎ …whoopsies..? → alexandrasaintmleux credit? mon amour you volunteered to drive us around 😭 → charles_leclerc ✔︎ @ alexandrasaintmleux sorry, i don’t trust anyone else to be driving you all around… 😓 → francisca.cgomes ✔︎ @ charles_leclerc what being a dog dad does to someone
username33 HOTTIE ALERT!!🗣️ 🔥 🚨
lilymunihe ✔︎ mwah mwah, dumping alex for you rn.
→ alexalbon ✔︎ y’know i can see this right?? → lilymunihe ✔︎ @ alexalbon even better → y/n_l/n ✔︎ @ lilymunihe tee hee
landonorris cool water (it’s not the water i’m looking at)
→ y/n_l/n ✔︎ ENOUGH OF THIS LANDO 😭😭 → charles_leclerc ✔︎ you’re just embarrassing yourself at this point 😓 → alexalbon ✔︎ mate 💀
username33 the way she also looks so much lighter like a feather in the wind.
→ y/n_l/n ✔︎ lighter..? feather…? hm. i like your thinking.
y/n_l/n has posted a story 26 seconds ago!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
[1: back in the studio 🤭🤭] [2: taking a small break] [3: tee hee stay tuned]
1,049 replies to your stories!
username34 OMG???
username35 Y/N IS BACK IN HER MUSIC ERA
username36 we hate you carlos but thank you for bringing her back to us 🫶
username37 LETS FUCKING GO??
username38 LET’S GO?
TWITTER
Tumblr media
INSTAGRAM
y/n_l/n ✔︎
Tumblr media
liked by spotify, laufy, youtubemusic and others
y/n_l/n Surprise surprise! Listen to my new song Feather, along with my album ‘Emails I Can't Send!’ 🤍
3,059 comments
username39 WHAT
username40 THE RANDOM ALBUM DROP???
username41 POSSIBLE ALBUM OF THE YEAR??
username42 miss girl saved summer single handedly.
→ username43 “fine. I’ll do it myself.”
username44 ALKSHJDFLIAKDJFH:WIOH:FKWN
→ username45 me too.
lilymunihe ✔︎ AAHHH IM SO HAPPY!! SO PROUD OF YOU!!
→ y/n_l/n ✔︎ LILY!!! IM SO HAPPY THAT YOU WERE THERE WITH ME WHILE MAKING THIS 🩷🩷
alexandrasaintmleux my girl 🩷 your songs were absolutely amazing! so honored to be one of the firsts to listen!!
→ charles_leclerc ✔︎ wait, you listened before me?! the one who does music?! → alexandrasaintmleux @ charles_leclerc 😅 → y/n_l/n ✔︎ @ charles_leclerc alex is my special girl!! dw charles i still love you, my adoptive brother 🩶
francisca.cgomes ✔︎ I COULD LISTEN TO IT ALL DAY 🫶🥹
→ y/n_l/n KIKA!! SENDING KISSES ALL THE WAY TO PARIS WHILE YOU’RE WITH THE FRENCHIE!! ILYSM 🥹❤️
landonorris ✔︎ congrats you muppet 🙃
→ username45 lando not thirsting for once?? → landonorris ✔︎ @ username45 hey i can be proud of my friend 😒 → y/n_l/n ✔︎ @ landonorris 🥹🫶
TWITTER
Tumblr media
INSTAGRAM
y/n_l/n ✔︎
Tumblr media
liked by spotify, vouge, applemusic and others
y/n_l/n I’m so sorry for your loss! What a wonderful first concert!! Thank you so much to everyone that showed up! ❤️✨
2,986 comments
spotify ✔︎ songs of the summer??
username56 I WANT THE DRESS 🥹🥹
→ usernme57 it’s a need. not a want
username58 not even joking she’s the prettiest woman ive ever seen.
username59 NO FR BECAUSE HOW DID CARLOS DUMP HER??
lilymunihe ✔︎ screaming.
→ francisca.cgomes ✔︎ crying. → alexandrasaintmleux @ francisca.cgomes throwing up. → username60 i love them all being so supportive 🥹
landonorris ✔︎ need help removing that dress? looks sorta heavy.
→ username61 aw hell nah man → username62 HE HASN’T GIVEN UP YET → username63 @ username62 HOW??? 😭😭 → y/n_l/n ✔︎ lando. the only heavy thing you’re getting is my heavy hand against your face → landonorris ✔︎ @ y/n_l/n kinky??? → y/n_l/n ✔︎ @ landonorris i’m not talking to you anymore wtf 😭
username64 “I FEEL SO MUCH LIGHTER LIKE A FEATHER WITH YOU OFF MY MIND!”
→ username65 “FLOATING THROUGH THE MEMORIES LIKE WHATEVER, YOU'RE A WASTE OF TIME!!” → username66 @ username65 (AHHHHHH)
TWITTER
Tumblr media
IMESSAGES
Tumblr media
This user has been blocked!
INSTAGRAM
y/n_l/n has posted 5 seconds ago!
y/n_l/n ✔︎
Tumblr media
liked by landonorris
y/n_l/n You want me? I'm done. You miss me? No duh.
5 comments
landonorris ✔︎ …so… dinner?
→ y/n_l/n ✔︎ fine. only so you can shut up. → landonorris ✔︎ @ y/n_l/n 😋😋 → y/n_l/n ✔︎ @ landonorris ur such a dork. → landonorris ✔︎ @ y/n_l/n and you love it 😚
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
kaisaerinlover · 1 month ago
Text
i think kaiser would soften up eventually and be a lot nicer and more gentle with you but he wouldn’t like it every time he catches himself brushing your hair out of your eyes and tucking it behind your ear sweetly he would get mad at himself for it later cause he thinks he should be evil even though the truth is he’s so hungry for the things he’s never had (school a loving family love in general etc) cause he thinks he doesn’t deserve it so he just ends up huffing at himself when he’s alone in the bedroom looking in the mirror in his stupid robe and you just walk in and see this grown ass man standing there and tantruming that he’s not being malicious enough
like seriously i think he would be such a manchild sometimes as mean and harsh as he is because he grew up not being loved so he has those moments where hes just hella immature and acts like a baby like seriously when you’re holding hands sometimes he just looks at it and is like wtf is this why am i indulging myself and her in this i’m supposed to be evil like this poor guy no matter how much psychology and whatever he reads he’s never gonna be able to regulate and understand his feelings he’s just a big baby inside but it’s so rare he shows it 😭
he’s mean to you most of the time like don’t get me wrong as a boyfriend he would just have so many problems but it makes the times he’s nicer to you so much better because it’s so rare like whenever you’re cuddling him in bed and he’s playing with your hair and kissing your head like a normal couple you’re like “omg omg omg yay” in your head and that’s your thought process but sometimes he’s just mentally freaking out that you think he’s a loser for softening up and he just chastises the fuck out of himself and maybe starts being mean to you again the next day out of retaliation 😭
like he acts so cool and high and mighty but when it comes to you he’s literally so embarrassed that you think he’s a loser for being affectionate it’s like he’s some virgin nerd boy in highschool again freaking out over a girl but it’s a bit darker than that in reality this poor guy just didn’t grow up right 😭😭
491 notes · View notes
il-miele-che-scrive · 9 months ago
Text
Lando Norris and [Y/n] Wolff are an on-and-off thing, fans think they're all good after [Y/n] releases a song supposedly about Lando, but they forget he's not the only Brit on the grid.
Tumblr media
username1 HE LAUGHS AT ALL MY JOKES
↳username2 AND HE SAYS I'M SO AMERICAN
username3 sorry but in which part is y/n american?
↳username1 her mother, Y/m/n Y/l/n, is American and Y/n spent most of her life in the US after Y/m/n and Toto divorced
username3 oooh good to know, thank you!!
username4 I'm so happy to know Y/n and Lando are still together after all
↳username5 But they were never official
username4 But it's obvious! They were seen on dates many times, hanging out around Monaco, not to mention every time Y/n is in the paddock she spends more time in the McLaren garage than Mercedes'
username6 my fav nepo baby <3
username7 damn Lando must be doing a good job lol
username8 Y/n finally released a love song, everybody thank Lando
username9 Weren't there rumours about them being over forever just during the winter break?
↳username10 Toto would find a way to get Lando kicked out of F1 if he ever broke Y/n's heart lmao
username9 What does Toto gotta do with McLaren?
username10 He's rich? Lol
username9 And? Stroll's daddy is rich as well yet he can't make idk Verstappen disappear lol rich doesn't mean he can do anything he wants
username11 Guys I have a bad feeling, we actually haven't seen them together in a long time , I'm afraid they might be actually broken up for good
↳username6 I wouldn't read too much into it, Y/n studies in Monaco so she isn't able to attend races right now
username11 You sure? Y/n hasn't made a single appearance since the season started
username6 The season started in the middle of her uni year lol you ever thought of that?
↳username7 this is literally a love song, how are we even wondering if they broke up? she wouldn't release this if they were done
username6 THIS!! I feel like this song is a confirmation from Y/n that all is good, maybe she was tired of people talking if they're broken up or not
username5 Then why don't they make it official?
username6 that's not a question i can answer
username12 "I'll go anywhere he goes" then why aren't you attending races miss girl? Education can wait
↳username2 lmao it literally can't wait
username13 "the books you read" ma'am, Lando looks like he hasn't touched a single book his whole life
↳username12 And it's not like he dresses that well either, his style is nothing special
· · ────── ·𖥸· ────── · ·
y/n's texts with Lando
Tumblr media
· · ────── ·𖥸· ────── · ·
Tumblr media
username1 All men are the same I swear
↳username2 nooo I swear there are good ones, but that's just not Lando
username3 excuse me sir, y/n has just written a love song about you
username4 NOOOO THE WAY HE PUT HIS HAND ON THE GIRL'S LOWER BACK
↳username1 Him and Y/n are done frfr 😭
username5 Do we know who the girl is?
↳f1gossip Not yet, but I'm sure we'll know in no time
username6 Wtf is wrong with you, it's not her fault Lando can't focus on one woman
username7 But there's no way she didn't know about him and Y/n ;)
username6 There is/was no "Lando and Y/n", they never confirmed a relationship
username8 He's just won in Miami, I was hoping they'd make it official after that :(
↳username9 Sameeee it would be so cool
↳username10 Literally same, it'd be perfect
username11 Lando Norris, you disappoint me again
↳username12 at this point Y/n must be used to that lmao poor girl I hope she finds someone better
username13 WHAT DOES TOTO SAY ABOUT IT?
↳username3 Whats he supposed to say? Y/n is a grown woman, stop treating her like a baby
username14 I swear if we see Y/n back again with him after THIS I'm gonna break some dishes
↳username15 Yeah I hope she'll find some self respect and finally leave his ass
username16 Y/n I beg you to leave him, the d can't be THAT fire
yn_wolff posted on instastory
Tumblr media
landonorris replied to your story:
↳mind if i join?
yn_wolff:
yeah lol don't join
landonorris:
i was gonna sail today anyway, what if we do it together?
hey i think i see u thru my window who are u with?
yn_wolff:
with dad and susie
stalker ass creep don't get anywhere near me today
landonorris:
I see another man
who is he?
*seen*
y/n answer me who is he
is that russell?
fucking russell wtf is he doing there
he better keep his hands away from you
what the fuck why are u hugging him
yn_wolff:
i'm hugging george and I'll do something worse if you don't stop with ur stalker shit
landonorris:
what the fuck do you mean y/n
yn_wolff:
don't worry, I'm sure that blonde girl would love to give you a hug, you should go see her
landonorris:
she's just a friend
y/n you're mine
she doesn't mean shit to me
don't show my texts to russell
yn_wolff:
Hello it's George, stop texting my girlfriend or we'll have to tell Toto
landonorris:
girlfriend?
Tumblr media
username1 Right after? The Lando thing was yesterday
↳f1gossip Yeah, and this was this morning
username2 Whats Y/n doin with George? 🤨
↳username3 in case you forgot she's y/n WOLFF, the daughter of Mercedes' boss which GR drives for
username4 After seeing Y/n's story I hoped she's finally spending some time with Lando but...
↳username5 Have u seen what Lando posted? 😂
username4 What did he post?
username5 Oh apparently he deleted it already lol it was a story
username5 Anyway he posted like a lowkey thirst trap pic and the music he added was Tumblr girls by g eazy lmao
username4 Boohoo consequences of his own actions catching up
username5 Yeahh and he especially chose the verse that goes like "fucking off and on, always stop and go, probably got someone, choose not to know"
username6 Guys, I say we take in consideration the possibility of 'so american' being about George
Tumblr media
landonorris Monaco weekend 🇲🇨☀
view all comments
username1 Why do I feel like he posted this just so people think Y/n was there with him even though there's not a single pic of her? 😂
↳username2 Bro why he want her when he can't have her anymore?
username3 get over it, it's your fault
username4 I feel like he's tryna say "Hey guys look, Y/n took these pics" but why would we believe it 💀
↳username1 Exactly!! We all KNOW she most likely spent the day with George
username5 Now all i think about when i see Lando is the story he deleted 😭
↳username6 totally hahah he literally called Y/n a bitch but also admitted that he can't help wanting other girls
username7 Wait when did this happen? When did he say that?
username6 he never said that, it's lyrics of a song he posted but quickly deleted
username5 He immediately regretted hahah
username8 @/maxfewtrell Tell Lando to behave, why are you even helping him with this bullshit?
username9 It's too late, you had your chance FOR HALF A YEAR and still chose to lead Y/n on, now she got someone else and you're being petty
↳username10 She let him lead her on for half a year? Damn it he should pay for her therapy
username9 I feel like she really hoped she can change him but realized "if you can't change the man, change the man"
username10 Very accurate lmao
username11 Guys, I believe Y/n and Lando were a thing for much more time than half a year, it was going on for at least a year, they were just very secretive about it
username9 Well, good for her to finally get out of this shit, she deserves so much better and I hope George will give her that
Tumblr media
username1 I bet Toto loves his new son in law
↳username2 He has to be very relieved to know Y/n chose George eventually
username3 We still don't know if they're dating, remember George drives for Mercedes
username4 I really hope Lando is crying rn
username5 Now Lando for sure can't trick us into thinking Y/n was with him lmao
username6 I love George for saving Y/n
username7 I love them, they're all so old money, Y/n and George are a great match
username8 MY DELULU IS BECOMING TRULULU
username9 This is our confirmation that so american is about George
username10 I feel like Y/n upgraded at some point but at one point also downgraded
↳username2 Let's not talk about it, we should be happy for her and George, at least he won't treat her like an option
username11 George is literally THE MAN for Y/n, I'm so glad she finally realized that
↳username12 Chill, let's not assume stuff before we have any statement from them, we all know where assuming can get us
username13 This is my old money dream
username14 HEAR ME OUT but I'd actually love to see George and Y/n get married one day
↳username12 THIS is exactly where assuming can get us
Tumblr media
yn_wolff Oh you'll like him, he's really kind andhe's funny like you sometimes, and I found someone I really like maybe for the first time
view all comments
username1 I'm so happy for them I'm gonna cry
lewishamilton Invite me next time!
↳georgerussell63 Toto said it was family only, I'm sorry, Lewis!
↳yn_wolff Ask Ferrari to invite you wtf
username1 lmao only Y/n Wolff can talk to a 7 times world champion like that
username2 YESSSS IT'S OFFICIAL
↳username1 Y/n is officially free from Lando!!
username3 I love the vibes, I love the fact that Y/n is dating a driver from her dad's team, I love the fact that Toto accepts it
↳username4 He must've been going CRAZY when Y/n had the situationship with Lando
username3 Absolutely and I think we all know about Toto's anger issues lol
susie_wolff 💝
↳yn_wolff 🩷
ymn_yln I hope George knows he's welcome in America too 😊
↳yn_wolff Of course!! We have a plane on Friday❤️
↳georgerussell63 I wanted to take Y/n to Miami so we can visit after the GP, but she refused 😔
yn_wolff Shut up I have uni!!
georgerussell63 It can't be more important than me meeting your mum
lilymhe Beautiful couple 😚
↳yn_wolff @/susie_wolff it's about you and dad💕
lilymhe Might as well be 😂
username3 Susie and Toto literally are Y/n and George in like 20 years lmao
alex_albon Finally, no more secrets
↳username2 ALBONO KNEW?
username4 Phew I can't imagine how much stress it was for him 😂
username5 George just MIGHT be the guy which so american is about...
username6 Something about this relationship makes me feel so at peace and I don't even know them in person
charles_leclerc Someone check on Lando😂
↳yn_wolff Charles 💀
username5 Is he wrong tho
username7 I laughed harder than I should've
↳username8 Betting all my money he's regretting all his actions
username9 As he should tbh imagine leading sb on for about a year, people who do this are evil
username8 Yeah, that was so wrong of him
username10 No but I need to know what books George reads tho
landonorris 👍
↳yn_wolff Stalker ass you don't even follow me
↳username4 THE AUDACITY
landonorris I hope you'll have fun while it lasts
↳yn_wolff YOU'RE the one to speak about lasting
↳georgerussell63 Not your place to worry about it🙂
username5 THE EMOJI MAKES IT SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON
Tumblr media
username1 "THE WAY YOU DRESS, THE BOOKS YOU READ" he dresses well✅ he looks like he reads✅
username2 He's the perfect man for Y/n frfr
username3 I'm so happy that it's not about Lando after all, I was like girl he's treating you like shit and you write a love song??
username4 I've been waiting for it for YEARS
username5 So they had a thing for no longer than since the end of winter break and already made it official
↳username2 Something Lando couldn't do for almost a whole ass year lmao
username6 But have y'all noticed how obsessed with Y/n Lando is suddenly?
↳username1 of course he is, that's how it works, he's been rejected so his fragile ego is hurt
username3 He's even liking fans' edits of Y/n😭man is manifesting hard but I doubt anything can help him
username7 Good to know George's hands are warmer than hell, they don't look like it
username8 Girlie deserved a man who doesn't have commitment issues aka is a real man, I'm glad she got him
username9 Y'all think Lando reads Y/n x reader fanfics?👀
↳username1 Totally
↳username2 I can imagine it
↳username3 He'll do it until his delulu becomes trululu (it'll never happen🔥)
username10 I'll laugh so hard if now Lando will now stop fooling around with other girls 😂
username11 Can't wait for a whole album full of love songs about him
↳username12 I don't think we'll have to wait for long
2K notes · View notes
astonmartinii · 1 year ago
Text
head in the clouds | lando norris social media au
pairing: lando norris x fem flight attendant!reader
there's no one more attractive than the stranger at the same gate as you at the airport and sometimes that stranger works on your best friend's private jet.
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by maxverstappen1, danielricciardo and 3,105 others
yourusername: violently hungover, don't tell my boss x
view all comments
user1: i need to be her
maxverstappen1: your boss follows you on instagram genius
yourusername: oh yeah lol but i'm still alive and i was still on time
maxverstappen1: you took a nap on the flight?
yourusername: it was about ten billion hours long so spare me the lecture
maxverstappen1: you're so lucky we're friends otherwise i'd fire your ass
yourusername: you love me too much to do that maxy (and i know way too much about you) x
user2: how did you get this job?
yourusername: nepotism babes x
danielricciardo: i think you masked it pretty well for the first three hours
yourusername: THANK YOU
danielricciardo: but i did hear you throw up around hour four
yourusername: nothing like a tactical chunder on your childhood friend's private jet
landonorris: i for one couldn't tell you were hungover
yourusername: well look who's my new favourite, you should fly with max more often
danielricciardo: he's only saying that cause he has a crush, I'M STILL YOUR FAVOURITE
yourusername: whatever helps you sleep at night x
landonorris
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by danielricciardo, yourusername and 1,034,566 others
tagged: danielricciardo
landonorris: reunited and it feels so good 😊
view all comments
user3: always obsessed with this pairing
user4: they're cute but i know they're so annoying to fly with
danielricciardo: i knew you missed me :)
landonorris: of course i did you big sap
danielricciardo: so you didn't replace me with a younger and sexier version of me?
landonorris: not technically no
oscarpiastri: i'm just gonna take the compliment, thanks dan :)
danielricciardo: massive compliment, i'm extremely sexy
user5: thank the lord daniel is back who was going to make lando blush all the time?
danielricciardo: believe me he doesn't need me to do that when he flies on air max that's all y/n
landonorris: DANIEL?
danielricciardo: she took these photos - look at the blush. LOOK AT THE MATERIAL
yourusername: i think i'm just a better photographer than you two combined so i just capture my subjects well
danielricciardo: nope. i think lando just has a BIG FAT CRUSH
maxverstappen1: LMAO
yourusername: who wouldn't? (i'm shaking)
user6: wtf is going on here?
user7: i think we're witnessing bullying
Tumblr media
maxverstappen1
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, yourusername and 892,330 others
tagged: georgerussell63, alexalbon, landonorris & yourusername
maxverstappen1: getting some padel in on the weekend off
view all comments
user9: max really puts his hyperfixations above his beef because who thought we'd see him playing with george after baku
danielricciardo: how did lando get through a whole session with y/n there he can barely get through a sentence around her
landonorris: why are you so obsessed with exposing me in public
danielricciardo: funny.
yourusername: he did very well, he took a few balls to the face but he took them like a champ.
maxverstappen1: i'm sure he'd rather be the one putting balls in your face. get it? his balls? sex?
yourusername: i got it, you're not funny pal
maxverstappen1: well i think i'm hilarious so
user10: poor lando is going through the ringer rn
yourusername: whipped all of your asses call yourself professional athletes?
alexalbon: you were freakishly good what is your trick?
yourusername: only time i'm not playing padel is when i'm asleep or on a charter with max it's the only thing i can be better than him in
landonorris: you're definitely better looking than him and like 10 million times nicer than him
yourusername: you're not too bad yourself norris, you've just bagged yourself an extra bag of peanuts next flight x
alexalbon: romance is dead
f1wagsupdates
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by user11, user12 and 4,109 others
tagged: yourusername
f1wagsupdates: this is y/n y/ln potential new girlfriend of lando norris. she is a close friend of max verstappen, to the point that after she finished university and was without a job, he financed her education to be a air hostess, the job she now has on max's private jet. as far as we know she's never been in a public relationship but she also lives in monaco, is a padel enthusiast and has exchanged flirty comments with lando. also, she's a real one because she refuses to charter if jos wants to fly on air max - she slays for that one
view all comments
user13: if she's a longtime, potential childhood friend of max, the jos thing probably makes sense
user14: gosh she's so pretty
user15: giving your bestie a job and a life where you get to have her travel with you everywhere is really what nepotism should be
user16: for real where's my friend who will pay for me to learn to be a air hostess so we can hang out all the time
user17: i think her and lando would be cute
user18: and they would also make sense, they'd have a schedule that completely lines up and y/n would understand the sport and the lifestyle
user19: she also knows all of his friends already and they seem to get on with her
user20: "never been in a public relationship" she's just like us
user21: except she's gonna pull lando freaking norris and we're all still lonely
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, danielricciardo and 17,098 others
tagged: maxverstappen1
yourusername: THE way to spend your saturday, perks of the job x
view all comments
user22: hey siri play that should be me by justin bieber
maxverstappen1: glad you could take a break from being a tourist to actually come watch me
yourusername: lies i'm always there you just don't know because i sit in hospitality so i can drink ;)
maxverstappen1: is that why my mum looked so happy to see me after sitting with you in hospitality?
yourusername: NO! sophie just loves me
user23: omg y/n and sophie just chill in hospitality? i love them
landonorris: i heard mclaren have great hospitality and actually has a cup of tea with your name written all over it
yourusername: hmmm we'll see if it beats the team who broke the cost cap on catering but i'm willing to take that risk
landonorris: i promise it's worth your time
danielricciardo: @maxverstappen1 look he's finally making a move 👀
maxverstappen1: ugh finally !!!
yourusername: yall mind? ACTUALLY i'm not coming back to red bull you're annoying
user24: has the bullying worked ?
mclarenf1
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri and 1,093,455 others
tagged: landonorris
mclarenf1: lando is back on the podium with a p2 finish with oscar just behind in p4 congrats papaya boys!!
view all comments
user25: LET'S GOOOOOO THE WIN IS COMING I CAN FEEL IT
oscarpiastri: congrats lando :)
landonorris: your podium will come oscar you're killing it right now
user26: omg faves i can't wait until the double podium
user27: y/n in the likes ..... 🤔 makes you think
yourusername: idk what you conspiracy theorists want to hear but you don't need to know everything that happens in the drivers' personal lives and i can like posts of my friends doing well
user28: so you're not together
yourusername: you people have the reading comprehension skills of a rock
maxverstappen1: congrats mate, try not to get too drunk tonight, air max is scheduled early in the morning 👍
landonorris: i'll be there no worries
danielricciardo: of course he will, his favourite will be there
landonorris: laugh all you will but i have a pack of peanuts promised to me
yourusername: i'll put salt in their drinks don't worry lando
maxverstappen1: i have done nothing wrong?
yourusername: i am in solidarity with lando
maxverstappen1: i'm ur best friend?
yourusername: he's cute :)
user29: you can't tell she doesn't like him back
Tumblr media
danielricciardo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by charles_leclerc, yourusername and 1,209,778 others
tagged: yourusername, landonorris
danielricciardo: podiums give you balls. balls get you girlfriends.
view all comments
user32: HOLYYYYYYYYYY SHIT
maxverstappen1: they are not awake yet lol they're going to kill you
danielricciardo: i'd like to see lando try. y/n i am afraid of though.
maxverstappen1: you should be, a girl once threw a drink over me in the club for walking into her and y/n went feral. i was afraid and impressed
yourusername: had to protect your virtue max
maxverstappen1: much appreciated, probably the only time i've been attracted to you
landonorris: AND THE LAST TIME
user33: considering their new relationship just got exposed, they're doing pretty well
yourusername: oh we're waiting until daniel is in an enclosed space where if he tries to escape we all die :)
landonorris: he's going to regret this before such a long flight, esp with a hungover y/n
danielricciardo: is it too late to say i love you guys?
yourusername: free enchante merch and i'll drop it
danielricciardo: done.
landonorris: Y/N???
yourusername: what were we really going to do? plus i've had a crush on you for so long people would definitely know by now if i wasn't dead in bed
landonorris: you had a crush? why was i the only one getting bullied?
maxverstappen1: please refer to my comment about the feral club night
Tumblr media
landonorris
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by danielricciardo, yourusername and 1,237,903 others
tagged: yourusername
landonorris: on a scale of 1 - 10 how annoyed would you be if someone joined a particular club on your private jet?
view all comments
user35: THE MILE HIGHER CLUB?
maxverstappen1: you're banned from the bathroom now, get a UTI i don't care do NOT shag on my plane
landonorris: so is that a 10 definietly not?
maxverstappen1: i will make sure you will never be able to use it again if you have sex on my plane with my best friend
landonorris: understood 😅
yourusername: i don't know how you did it but you made your first post about me even less romantic than dan's and his mentioned balls TWICE
landonorris: but i love you so that's all that counts right?
yourusername: i love you too but i also clean that plane so no one will shag on it or i'll scrap them
landonorris: i get the message no mile higher 😭
yourusername: but at least you get extra peanuts and the best pillow for life
landonorris: you spoil me too much
oscarpiastri: happy for you mate, it was painful watching you mope around the garage
yourusername: awww you moped ???? that's so cute
landonorris: i moped because i really liked you and daniel made it his mission to embarrass me constantly in front of you
yourusername: babe i've cleaned dan's sick off the floor of the jet nothing he could say could make me not like you
landonorris: thank the lord cause if i didn't ask you out i think i may have combusted
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, maxverstappen1 and 30,987 others
tagged: landonorris
yourusername: the 4am call times and mad max tantrums have all been worth it to meet you <3
view all comments
user36: god i have seen what you have done for others
maxverstappen1: now you're together i can say this, 1) i love you guys and i'm glad you're happy. 2) lando saw you once at a karting competition and had a crush ever since this was not new
landonorris: THAT WAS BETWEEN ME AND YOU
maxverstappen1: and he confessed that seeing you in your uniform is what finally pushed him over the edge
landonorris: STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING
maxverstappen1: bro don't worry you guys are together, you're set for life
landonorris: thanks for having faith i guess?
maxverstappen1: BRO SHE IS SUPER DUPER IN LOVE WITH YOU
yourusername: he's not wrong
landonorris: hehehehehehehehe
oscarpiastri: he's literally sat in hospitality giggling and kicking his legs btw
landonorris: proudly so, my gf LOVES me
user37: lando got a gf before a win and i respect that
landonorris: i love you, can't wait for the rest of my life with you
yourusername: i can't wait, i'll even play golf with you x
danielricciardo: mate at least wait until the six month mark before you propose
landonorris: no promises x
note: hope you enjoyed, had this thought and i just had to do it. i'm working on requests and mamma mia p4!!
3K notes · View notes
geniemillies · 4 months ago
Text
i will never be convinced on rhysand the better high lord when tamlin opened his court to refugees during amarantha's reign, began celebrating festivities that didn't belong to spring just so they'd feel at home, played for them too with his silly fiddle omg, refused to send his people beyond the wall until he was desperate, felt them die because their bond as subject and high lord was just too great (sarah's words not mine), even buried a lesser fae in his court after he was brutalized by amarantha, dug the ground with his haaaands, said lesser fae wasn't even his subject but he offered him peace and company during his death anyway. then there's mister change takes time over here, has his people living in harsh conditions in camps, under a mountain where they cannot leave because they're more weapons than people. so if you were born anywhere in his court that's not velaris sucks to suck i guess.
don't even get me started on his family being in charge while he was gone for 50 yrs because their circus troupe didn't do squat either. cassian is a privileged boy who has lost all emotional connection to his own people. idk what azriel does besides do a job he doesn't even want to do and mope around i guess. morrigan hates her people, morrigan 'i'm the exception, everybody evil except for me and i will make no effort to change anything bc im too pretty for that'. amren. amren wtf even is she doing in the night court. not even from the lands and she's already named second in command, that's all i have to know about the high lord. what is she commanding? *in damian's voice* she doesn't even go here!!!
tamlin did more for spring and people from other courts in those fifty years than the ic will ever consider doing for the night court. morrigan couldn't lift a pinkie, if you mention doing anything for hewn city she'd start whining throwing up waa waa waa, grown ass woman. cassian kisses the dirt rhysand steps on, if he says bark he out here 🐕. amren is just there for shits and giggles. azriel.
so if anyone sat on their asses it's rhysand and his ragtag group of powerful people who don't do shit with it. illyrians still suffer in the camps, hewn city still trapped in a mountain where abuse is the norm. and they aaaalll stiiill haaaate youuur aaaasss 💥💥💥💥💥
544 notes · View notes
vitalverstappen · 3 months ago
Text
To Be Your Muse SMAU - G. Russell
summary: as you and George navigate your relationship, you do the one thing you know how to: write a song.
pairing: George Russell x singer!reader
warnings: none
fc: Taylor Swift
written
masterlist
yourusername has posted
Tumblr media
liked by georgerussell63, maisiehpeters, ynsflowers23 and 963,942 others
yourusername: And with that, we have offically wrapped the European leg of the tour! Wembley, you were incredible every single night and I cannot wait to see what the rest of the tour brings. For now though, time for some rest
view all comments
user1: MOTHER
user2: best concert ever!!!!
maisiehpeters: ugh you look SO good in purple! liked by yourusername
sabrinacarpenter: so in love w you
yourusername: love you more bby 💜
user3: im so obsessed w their friendship it isnt even funny
user4: are we just gonna ignore GR in the likes? kinda sus
user5: probs nothing big. tons of athletes like her posts
f1gossip has posted
Tumblr media
liked by user5, user6, user7 and 5,542 others
f1gossip: Lando, George, Alex and Lily were all seen out at Y/n L/n's concert at Wembley Stadium tonight! All three drivers (and Lily) greeted fans while waiting for the concert to start!
view all comments
user6: my two worlds are colliding i am not okay
user7: how much are we betting that Lily and Lando's girlfriend dragged them there
user8: tbfh Lando probably dragged their asses there
user9: Lando's the biggest fan of her out of all of them bffr 😭
user10: the way George was getting into every song was SENDING ME
user11: its a shame he barely knew the words
user12: apparently they went to meet her backstage after the show
georgerussell63 posted a story
Tumblr media Tumblr media
captions: photo 1: "morning". photo 2: FP1, done. FP2, soon.
yourusername posted a story
Tumblr media Tumblr media
caption photo 2: "Oh hey George 👋"
story replies:
user13: you're at SILVERSTONE??
user14: girl wdyk about GR63
mercedesamgf1: thanks so much for coming! we loved having you!
yourusername: thanks for the invite! we'll have to do it again sometime!
georgerussell63: it was lovely seeing you again. would you be willing to make it another?
yourusername: are you asking me out over Instagram DM's? yourusername: but yes, i would love to
yourusername has posted
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by georgerussell63, user15, lewishamilton and 982,052 others
yourusername: i hope you're in the mood for new music :) my new song risk comes out tonight at midnight EST!!
view all comments
user15: OMG OMG OMG
user16: girl you're supposed to be taking a break... not complaining about the new music though
oliviarodrigo: absolute banger like always <3 liked by yourusername
landonorris: surprised you didn't hurt yourself doing the leg kicks
user17: lando what are you doing here??
yourusername: oh like you could do them better
georgerussell: love the song!! can't get it out of my head 🩵
alex_albon: its true, every time i pass his garage its playing
yourusername: im flattered, i'll see you boys soon 🩵
user18: HUH?!!
user19: all three 2019 rookies being in the comments AND LEWIS in the likes is so sus???
twitter
Tumblr media Tumblr media
yourusername has posted
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by georgerussell63, ynsrisk, gracieabrams and 942,630 others
yourusername: heard you guys liked the new single so much that i figured i'd give you another one. i've held onto this one for while, and i cannot wait to share it with you all. call it what you want out at midnight 🩵
view all comments
user20: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
user21: two songs??? in two months?? while on tour???
user22: we are getting fed
lilymhe: its so cute 🥹 haven't stopped listening to it
yourusername: awwe lils you're so cute
alex_albon: can confirm, its been on repeat all day
yourusername: as it should be albono
user22: stop shes befriended lily. girl is in somehow
user23: 🕵️‍♂️ hold on... the last time we saw the 🩵 it was with...
georgerussell: absolutely smashed it 🩵
user23: literally on cue wtf
yourusername: my muse made it easy to write
user24: the same photoshoot as risk??? what is goin on???
twitter
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
radio interview
Tumblr media
in the media pen
Tumblr media
yourusername has posted
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by georgerussell63, lilymhe, landonorris and 989,924 others
yourusername: surprise! even though i've been traveling the globe, life has given me plenty of new people, ideas, and love to write about. things that would be unlike me to hide from the world. things that have given me so much joy in a world where joy is so hard to find. my new album best years is available to preorder now, and will be released friday at midnight. enjoy :) 🩵
view all comments
user25: A WHOLE NEW ALBUM??
user26: and it's all about GEORGE?!
landonorris: that's it. i'm convinced she doesn't sleep
georgerussell63: she doesn't
georgerussell63: she will literally wake up in the middle of the night and record ideas she got in her sleep
yourusername: you literally said you've never heard me do that??
georgerussell63: and i don't
yourusername: sureeee
lilymhe: time to pretend they're not all about how madly in love you are with george
alex_albon: they're how you feel about me!
lilymhe: 🤮🤮🤮
yourusername: pretend they're about me bbg
lilymhe: say less ;)
alex_albon: don't steal my girlfriend
user27: and its the same shoot from risk and ciwyw?? she's insane
yourusername has posted
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by oliviarodrigo, georgerussell63, ynupdates and others
tagged: georgerussell63
yourusername: you know i love a london boy 🩵🇬🇧
view all comments
user28: him repping the tour merch >>>
user30: MOTHER POSTING A BOY ON MAIN?? WHAT???
landonorris: @/georgerussell bad time to mention that you're not from london?
yourusername: shhhh he lives in london it still counts
georgerussell63: its the thought that counts
lilymhe: ahhhhhhhhh so happy!!!!
alex_albon: she has not stopped screaming since she saw the post
francolapinto: it's true, i can hear her from my garage
georgerussell63: i love you 🩵
yourusername: i love you too, georgie 🩵
user31: GEORGIE?? im sick im dying im dead
user32: this post called me single in so many languages
georgerussell63 has posted
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by yourusername, maxverstappen1, landonorris and 842,824 others
tagged: yourusername
georgerussell63: i wanna hold your hand while we're growing up 🩵
view all comments
user32: now THIS called me single in every single language
user33: him referencing best years>>>
user34: he better be giving her all her best years 🔪
landonorris: oh no he's gone soft
yourusername: what's wrong with soft?
landonorris: nothing! absolutely nothing!
yourusername: that's what i thought
user35: ugh she looks so genuinely happy
maxverstappen1: congrats
alex_albon: still have no idea how you got her to date you
georgerussell63: just the charm i guess
alex_albon: yeah the charm of yelling yabbah dabbah doo after a win...
yourusername: i'll give you the best years 🩵
402 notes · View notes
voguesriot · 1 year ago
Text
SUNBURN ✹ luke castellan
( summary ) a social media au about chb’s fav couple (& their fav shitstirrer, aka percy jackson)
( pairing ) luke castellan x fem aphrodite cabin-coded!reader & small bits of baby percabeth
( notes ) first post ahhh!!! this was so fun to make
Tumblr media
♫ Ant Pile by Dominic Fike
Tumblr media Tumblr media
♡ liked by wisegirll , silenabeauregard , and others
yourusername my bf is hot but dominic fike if u wanna hmu i can ditch him it’s no biggie 😁🫶
lukecastellan EXCUSE ME
lukecastellan you already completed your rite of passage why do you need to break my heart 😔💔
yourusername want me to kiss that bruised ego better?
lukecastellan sigh… i guess…
seaweedbrain BOOO TOMATO TOMATO BOOOOO
seaweedbrain get his ass off my screen 🤣🤣
lukecastellan sparring arena. you and me. now.
groverunderwood bros rlly beefing with a 13 yr old
seaweedbrain the typa guy to tell me to kms bcs i voted him out in roblox total drama island
clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide
yourusername no more like content from here on out 🙅‍♀️
lukecastellan wtf???
yourusername sorry babe i don’t argue with girls who have big brown eyes, whatever she wants she’s gonna get
silenabeauregard YOU LOOK SO CUTESY
yourusername I LOVE U 🥹❤️‍🩹
chrisrodriguez lukecastellan bro ik nobody else here fw you, but i’ll always fw you 💗
lukecastellan you’re a real one bro 👊
aphroditecamper1 u guys are so cute ☹️
♫ Babydoll by Dominic Fike
Tumblr media Tumblr media
♡ liked by cbeckendorf , connorstroll , and others
lukecastellan yeah your girl might have a general grasp on battle strategies or whatever but can she bring an oddly unsettling vibe and a cute smile to the function? DIDNT THINK SO ‼️‼️‼️
seaweedbrain put a shirt on man nobody wants to be seeing all that trust ���
lukecastellan i wonder if your dad would’ve stayed if you weren’t such a hater
seaweedbrain i wonder if your dad wouldn’t have become the ten dollar founding father if you mom swallowed
yourusername woah…
seaweedbrain when he goes low i go LOWER
wisegirll too far percy
seaweedbrain sorry ma’am
clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide
lukecastellan it’s my account???
clarisselarue i stand by what i said.
chrisrodriguez yk i can bring an oddly unsettling vibe too and my ma said my smiles pretty cute so…
yourusername yeah you bring such a crazy vibe!!
chrisrodriguez now that’s just rude
yourusername tried to be a homewrecker but you got wrecked instead 🤷‍♀️
wisegirll yourusername your lashes look so good!!!!
yourusername MY BABY THANK U I LOVE U UR MY FAV PERSON EVER
clarisselarue WTF???
silenabeauregard WTF?????
seaweedbrain WTF????
lukecastellan i’m used to this by now 😔💔🥀
♫ Woman Screaming #2 by Anton Hughes
Tumblr media Tumblr media
♡ liked by wisegirll , racheledare , and others
seaweedbrain does he just not own a shirt… COVER YOUR BOOBS SIR PLEASE THERE ARE CHILDREN
lukecastellan why are you taking pics of us having a nap… fan behaviour icl
seaweedbrain i needed proof to file a police report against you for theft
lukecastellan how did you know??
seaweedbrain i was talking ab stealing my innocence but what were you thinking…
yourusername wait perce can you send me the second pic it’s so cute
yourusername send the first one too actually please
seaweedbrain pick yourself up you’re stronger than this what happened to women who stand on business 😔
yourusername i was standing!!! but then my feet hurt and he picked me up :)
seaweedbrain sigh
chrisrodriguez bros looking fine oh my gods
lukecastellan don’t matter if i’ve got a world of haters, i got you by my side
yourusername i’m just gonna leave…
clarisselarue yourusername just saying i’d never pull that shit
lukecastellan ok joke over ha ha funny
wisegirll percy this is a bit stalkerish 😭
seaweedbrain i’m sorry you’re right
this post has been deleted.
3K notes · View notes