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[meikooo200]

Billy is constantly stopped by the League of committing murder.

But not a normal murder, murder by a strange curse.

For example:

Batman: Marvel, no!

C.Marvel: I wasn’t going to do anything! *with a random villian behind his back*

Batman: Don’t lie to me. I saw your intentions. *looking at his eyes*

C. Marvel: *visibly nervous* Which… Which intentions? *avoidong Batman’s gaze*

Batman: I know you want to turn this man on a fish in the middle of the Sahara.

Random villian: *scared* W-What?!

Batman: You can’t do that.

C. Marvel: Why?!

Batman: It’s murder.

C.Marvel:

You take the fun out of life

Or:

Flash: Hey, kiddo! *arriving to Fawcett City on one of the rare times when Billy asked for help* What do you want me to do?

C. Marvel: do you see that man? *pointing to a random villian*

Flash: yup

C. Marvel: I want you to help me to run around him until he runs out of oxygen

Flash: I beg your fucking pardon?!

C. Marvel: It’s not as bad at it sound! *looking at his nails (recently painted by Darla)* He would die by the curse of have the need of driving behind a truck with loose logs anyways

Superman: *apering out of nowhere after hearing that* What did you just said?

Superman and Flash were like:

I think he's serious

This apply for his siblings too:

Aquaman: I think I miss hear, could you repeat that?

Voltage (Freddy): Hmm… Maybe… Maybe… We cast a spell on that villian.

Wonder Woman: What kind of spell.

Circuit (Eugine): Hmm…Well…

Aquaman: Kids?

Voltage: Unlimited diarreah.

Circuit: until she dies of dehydration or lack of body mass or anything alse.

W.W and Aquaman: ….

Voltage: It was an accident (It was not)

It was the third time on the week that one of the Shazamily came for the same thing.

Diana and Arthur were also like:

You don't learn, do you?

[wintersbark]

'me without you'

[andr33yy]

Favourite domestic Cherik headcannons!

Erik is a cleanfreak. He cannot stand Charles' habit of leaving dishes on the table. He has told him multiple times to at least put them into sink to soak. They don't really fight over this, but sometimes it really does annoy Erik to the brim

Erik cooks well and Charles is a catastrophe in the kitchen. Erik cooks for the most part and Charles takes up the role of the kitchen passenger princess/yapping background radio and both are quite comfortable with their positions.

Charles has a shit sleeping and eating schedule due to being a uni student b4 meeting Erik. He'd have the habit of staying up late and having tea with few biscuits as a meal. "Charles, go to sleep now. No, no 5 more minutes. Now." & "Charles, come eat b4 the food is cold." is quite often used by Erik cuz of that

Charles is good at keeping away Erik's nightmares. Durning their trip Erik often woke up hyperventilating bc of a nightmare and soon Charles offered to try to keep them away with his telepathy. Next morning, when Charles asked how Erik slept, he silently admitted it was the best sleep he's gotten in years. Next day Erik overstepped his emberassement and asked Charles

"Can you.. can you do the same thing you did yesterday? You know, the nightmare thing..?"

"Oh, I'm more than happy to, my friend!"

and ever since then their beds begun getting closer day by day and Charles was cradling Erik's mind in his sleep without the other having to ask.

[mcdms-ripoff]

I want to add that this includes MyStreet Garroth too.

Not to the same degree as Diaries, as he has a better support system, but it’s something that pops up at times. Especially during his post-high school era.

Do we fuck with depressed, passively-suicidal Garroth here? Asking for a friend.

[safeturnip]

my one and only takeaway from the most recent GoodTimesWithScar Hermitcraft episode /j

[not-delusional-at-all]

How COD characters would react to you telling them you're pregnant;

(AFAB reader)

Price: He would need to sit down and hear you repeat it because surely there's no way you're pregnant. Were you guys having safe sex? Absolutely not, but he was convinced that the years of stress and military service killed all of his swimmers. Nonetheless he's happy.

Ghost: He'll be silent for a moment and when you ask him to say anything, he says he needs to think and leaves the room. He's scared shitless. He doesn't want to let you down or the baby down or be anything like his father. He does eventually come around and get excitedn

Soap: His expression is blank for a moment but he soon gets excited and throws his arms around you. He immediately starts treating you as if you're gonna break and is terrified of having sex with you while you're pregnant because he's afraid that he's gonna hurt the baby.

Gaz: He panics briefly but once he sees that you're not nearly as scared as he is, he calms down and takes a deep breath. He wanted a family with you but wasn't expecting it this soon, he's happy nonetheless.

König: his expression is blank but he soon smiles and pulls you in for a hug. He's more excited about it than you are and immediately starts thinking of baby names and becomes super protective of you.

Graves: He's initially caught off guard by the news but then starts celebrating and saying "I'm gonna be a daddy" over and over. He has no idea what he's in for but he's always wanted kids.

Makarov: he doesn't seem to care very much- if at all. He shrugs and goes back to what he's going. He doesn't care that you're pregnant or making him a father, he only cares that you're giving him an heir(ess).

Keegan: Completely thrown in for a loop. "What do you mean you're pregnant?" Is asked. He was under the impression that birth control is 100% fool proof. He needs time to think about this but makes sure you know that he's not mad at you.

Anybody else I should add?

[skeebal1]

Random Mouthwashing hc

Sorry if my handwriting is unreadable 🫠

[inkuinky]

just thinking,

what if Will Solace actually wants to escape Camp Half-Blood? surely, he used to love it, but now it’s getting tiring because he keeps seeing Lee and Michael and other victims’ traces everywhere. he can’t save him, he doesn’t want to be remembered how lucky he is to survive until now. he survived, but at what cost?

and as more new campers came, their traces are getting replaced and faded and it wounds Will how he’s stuck with the shadows. he wants to escape from camp half-blood. he loves being demigod, but he cant bear more survivor guilt, more reminders. and he won’t be strong enough to escape camp and bring Naomi monsters.

while there comes Nico Di Angelo. who longed for at least a place to belong. he wants to belong somewhere, everywhere but the camp is trials of memory for him. he has lost worldwide and every single place only brings him the bitterness of being lonely and homeless and shame, he always sees camp from afar, wishing one day he will belong there, one day he can touch those beautiful lake, those forests and nymphs within.

Will Solace needed someone to stay, while Nico needed someone to feel like he belonged

no surprises - Radiohead ; 2:56

[strawberryflavoredvenum]

I hc that the "masky masky masky masky masky" thing did happen but it was a tic for toby and not him trying to be annoying. Tim trained him and was the first person he talked to when he first got to the mansion and for a while he was the only name toby called. Tim filters it out and now toby has to yell to get his attention. It doesn't happen as much later on but can pop up sometimes. The other proxies definitely thought toby was being annoying on purpose.

I think their relationship is complicated. Since tim trained him, toby was fairly close to him when he first became a proxy. They definitely also butt heads a lot. Once toby was trained and made more friends in the mansion, he and tim didn't hang out as much. Tim understands. Toby is fairly younger than tim so they have a sort of older brother/ younger brother dynamic (tim being 28 and toby being 18)

[justaz]

can’t say shit on tt 😫 left a comment saying annabeth chase and leo valdez being considered straight is so funny to me. just a silly little haha comment and theres someone in my replies hella fucking mad talking bout “not everything has to be gay” like. ok . . . how about we go outside and get a job big man

[aziracrowschild]

Little hc I got that Crowley watched doctor who and

In the scene where Azira is trying to get the owner of the music shop (forgot his name) to the "shopkeepers asociation meeting" he tells him about the 1965 doctor who anual "it was never published due to problems at the BBC" and looks at Crowley while saying it. It kind of looks like hes talking about Crowley meaning Crowley might have stolen it or something

Pls this isnt canon so dont kill me just a silly thing I thought of

[lvrstrsh]

viktor is a playful snarky bastard and plays all these pranks on jayce, absolutely pissing his pants laughing at jayce's reactions and once jayce has recovered enough, he throws viktor over his shoulder and onto their couch/bed and blow raspberries into his neck and tickles him until viktor is squirming and shrieking.

[newt-man0304]

Original Universe:

Parents:

Child:

Alternate Universe:

Parents:

Child:

Context: The woman in red, Angelina Dalles, was in love with Ciels father but he married her sister instead and she always wanted kids. I've seen many joke about Ciel and Riddle being twins and thus, this HC was born.

[whateverdraws1008]

ok i like that vision that Roach haunts Ghost (which is usually just simon haunting himself with Roach visuals) but i like the idea that Roach can be his little guardian angel. In moments where he's about to torture himself alone, theres this little thought of a fun memory that makes him snap out. Or Soap just get that signal out of nowhere to go check on Simon. Dreams that take him back to good memories or moments that can happen futurely Some of those dreams roach might appear, sure. But he wont let Simon remember them, he wont let Simon feel the bittersweet taste afterwards. (heheheahehae yes thats what i did back there.)

[arobberry]

in my hc/au, dick and rose met during his apprentuice arc (tgt with terra) -> based on this fic

so

on this au

when dick and terra ran away, rose stayed.

after some time, dick and jason started to be like brothers, but... dick saw A LOT of rose in jason

even switched names sometimes.

after jason's death, he had no one anymore. tim came and made things a bit better, but he still missed them

and them he re-encontered rose (renegade arc). they reunite and he couldn't be more happy. except for.... he sees jason in rose now.

allucinating him in her

now they're both ok, his siblings are both ok

but it was a hard time for sure