#harley fucking quinn

[timmydraker]

CW: so much angst but it’s mainly for villains

Tim had Ana hunt with Bruce who tells him that he’s too young to understand how the world really works, with Jason adding sneakily that he’s also a rich boy who’s never struggled before.

Naturally, Tim takes this as a challenge and decides to help and/or ‘fix’ every villains that he thinks he realistically can.

He goes big straight away with Harley Quinn. He goes to her and pretends to be asking for advice on a friend who’s in an abusive relationship, saying no one else seems to be understanding eh situation but as a score she might. He smoothly describes her and Joker and lets her rant for almost two hours before pulling the rug form under her and saying that Jason forgives his ‘friend’ for him dying by her boyfriend because he knows she was hurt just as bad when she tried to save him.

Harley takes another two months to leave the Joker and places herself in Arkham to contour her role as a doctor for her fellow maniacs.

It takes the help of several doctors but he finds the cure for Freezes wife and hands it over while telling the man that his wife probably won’t forgive him for his various murders.

Freeze understands, saves his wife anyway and accepts her request for a divorce willing, just as long as she stays alive.

He gets Arnold Wesker a real doctor who can better treat his Dissociative Identity Disorder and helps him keep Scarface out of the front by playing along as if rhetorical puppet is real and under heavy custody.

Arnold starts to live for more moments of peace than he has in years, even if there are still some really bad days.

With Poison Ivy he doesn’t actually do anything as Robin, but instead goes to her as Tim Drake and asks for her guidance on how to make his medical company and by association Wayne Industries completely eco friendly and even help to stop climate change. Tim Drake was already borderline political, he might as well lead the charge on action for climate. He does say that if Ivy does any more large scale and fatal attacks he will stop everything, which she agrees to after a week of though with her plants council.

Pamala cries for hours when she sees Tim’s plan to de-plant the entirety of a forest that she had once tried to save.

Tim doesn’t tell his family about any of this until he asks them to visit him in his city office about a gala he wants to hold, his very first, and they find Pamala and Harley helping with decoration plans and Victor and Arnold discussing how their therapy has been going together.

Bruce nearly had a heart attack.

[eedaeth]

✂️🤡✨

They're not allowed scissors.

I've been chipping away at this for a few days but things were looking dire and the lines were not lining and sometimes my hands refuse to do THEIR ONLY JOB so here we are behind schedule. I know i know,🤩ShoCKER🤩

[mikakuna]

i would genuinely love a red hood show like the harley quinn show. a feel-good, comedy series that follows jason coming back from the dead and becoming red hood, getting his crew, becoming a crime lord, interacting with the bats and the rogues- it would be so fun, i'm convinced

jason's dark humour, stupid moments between him and bruce (less angsty and more bruce being an awkward dad), cute dad-son moments between him and harvey where harvey brags about jason and jason being so over it, the other rogues being so irritated by jason because he keeps foiling their plans, harley and him bonding over how shitty joker was (he's dead), and overall jason just being super fun to watch.

because let's be honest, jason is literally the kind of anti-hero character who would be so engaging to watch as a main character in a dark comedy.

[feartoxinjelloshot]

its been wayyyyy too long. harlivy!

[mardyart]

girls night 🍿

[poisonousquinzel]

something something something harley just finally being loved on such an extreme romantic level to be covered in lipstick kisses from her love

[ateawithoney]

I WIN ‼️

[ameba-from-space]

I was so enraged after I read a tweet about how men batman villains are scared of him and female villains want to fuck him that I blacked out and when I woke up I had this

So what do yall think, who should change and who should I add?

[blurrilines]

I was thinking about scenarios where Tim could show up in upcoming comics based on solicits and previews and stuff (bc delusion) and it hade me realize that perhaps part of why Tim isn’t thrown into stuff as much is bc the things he can do aren’t super unique within the bat family. Like Babs is also good with computers, in fact significantly better with them than most anyone else, Damian is also Robin or Bruce’s right hand, all of these bitches can fight hand to hand, so that’s not specific to him. The main reason Tim is brought into stuff is primarily bc some writers just,,, seem to like him and throw him in as opposed to others that could fill the same roll bc they like his autistic swag or bc of his established relationships with other characters, which truthfully seems to be the only thing keeping him as an occasionally recurring character in books like Batman and Nightwing.

This isn’t a diss to Tim or me saying he’s boring/undeserving of panel space/etc, bc I wouldn’t draw or talk about a character this much if I didn’t have a deep love for them. That said it does say a lot about a writer’s character preferences if they’re going to bypass more competent, established characters in favor of Tim, usually that they’ve done their reading and think he would fit best based on which other characters are present OR (more often) bc they just like this funny lil guy a whole lot.

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Bruce: That's an interesting shirt. Who's on it?

Harley: *wearing a tee shirt that says “Fuck the Joker”

Harley: No idea.

Bruce: Oh. Where's it from?

Harley: I don't know, I stole it.

Bruce: I’m begging you, please tell me before I find a shipment of them on my front porch from my son.

Jason: *appearing from nowhere

Jason: Too late.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

a good animated show must have at least 4 of the following:

- gay

- existentialism/nihilism

- morally grey lead characters

- horrendously depressing themes/messages

- psychedelic weird shit that highlights the absurdity of life

i don’t make the rules (i do make the rules pls recommend me shows—i’ll put the ones i’ve watched in the tags, feel free to add any you think of)

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #82

Harley Quinn and Bruce Wayne accidentally have a one night stand after Harley is reformed. Harley gets pregnant but hides it, she can’t let anyone know about this. She gives him up for adoption and doesn’t tell Bruce. She can’t risk this getting back to the Joker who would definitely target the boy. Joker would definitely use her son against her, he’d be furious. so she gives Danny up for adoption. Who knew the Fentons were the wrong people to let adopt.

16 years go by and Harley begins to regret her choices and she decides to visit the home. She heard their eldest daughter Jasmine was getting into psychology and she’d figured she’d give her some pointers especially since they were kind of family. What she didn’t expect was for the Fenton Parents torturing and Vivisecting a ghost in their basement. Harley doesn’t know who this ghost Phantom is but she’s getting him out of their.

Danny finally comes too after the rescue to Harley Quinn of all people. He knows she’s reformed but he’s still cautious.

[officialk15]

Is it named Gotham because they’re goth or are they goth because it’s named Gotham

[aliteralchicken]

The closet was glass and I’m starting a collection

[thisdoesnthaveend]

"You don't have to make stability for us. You are my stability. Any day with you, no matter how strange is ultimately... a good one."

Harlivy in Harley Quinn (2021) #43

[scrapnick]

The Harley Quinn show is absolute ass, OF COURSE I’m making a self insert oc