#Honestly same

[foreverrhapsody]

#I'd do anything for Phillipa Soo

Struggling to comprehend not seducing your boss into gay sex after phillipa soo calls you a good boy for agreeing to her suggestion of exactly that like the math just doesn't work. If she said bark I'd say woof

[t-hirstreview]

[flowerytale]

Vincent van Gogh, from a letter to his brother Theo

[ap-kinda-lit]

Bulma’s ex-planet killer trophy husband

[bluecr0w]

Edwin after all the male characters on the show tried to get into his edwardian pants:

[tevanactually]

[johannestevans]

crying bc i just took my bins out and there was this poor woman with her two young kids, i'm guessing these boys were about 5 and 7, and she looked so tired, it's 10 30 at night, they obviously just got in, she's carrying all this shit under her arms

and these kids are. WAILING. and refusing to get out of the car, one of them is on his feet and like, star-fished to prevent himself from being physically removed from the car

so i come in a few minutes later and she's got her kids in the building, one of them is sniffling and softly crying as he trails behind her, the other is just in front of her with like, a tight grip on the tassels of her veil

and she's like, "honestly you guys, i don't understand, what are you so scared of snails for?"

because it was. a snail. they saw a snail. and they were so scared they both started sobbing

and one of them says something utterly unintelligible through his tears, and she's trying to be a good mother and not laugh as she says, "snails don't eat people," and then is flailing for something like, comforting or positive to say about snails and goes, "they eat rats"

fhskgshgshsg

[realmsalot]

Turnabout Reminiscence is excellent because you learn that Edgeworth likes to call his sister short at EVERY opportunity.

[shizuoi]

same me frinos save me

[russellradio]

[sarovhs]

Not even the goat is immune to the good times

Plus: concrete grinding

[thaern]

Photos of George with his sluty earrings 'cause yes

Edit: I just realized now that he (just like me) can't take off his necklace, he wear it everywhere

[thememestrider]

Okay this art isn't mine, I found it on Pinterest, but it made me laugh so fucking hard I just had to share it.

[storkmuffin]

Murderbot, when interacting with anything: thinks in a string of biting asides and sardonic observations in between pondering death, mayhem and carnage. Also Murderbot, when confronted with an even more sarcastic transport ship's snark: You SNARK Miette? You SNARK MIETTE LIKE I'M A VULNERABLE EMOTIONAL BEING THAT WANTS TO FEEL SAFE? Oh OH! Jail for giant hyperintelligent transport ship! etc.

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #82

Harley Quinn and Bruce Wayne accidentally have a one night stand after Harley is reformed. Harley gets pregnant but hides it, she can’t let anyone know about this. She gives him up for adoption and doesn’t tell Bruce. She can’t risk this getting back to the Joker who would definitely target the boy. Joker would definitely use her son against her, he’d be furious. so she gives Danny up for adoption. Who knew the Fentons were the wrong people to let adopt.

16 years go by and Harley begins to regret her choices and she decides to visit the home. She heard their eldest daughter Jasmine was getting into psychology and she’d figured she’d give her some pointers especially since they were kind of family. What she didn’t expect was for the Fenton Parents torturing and Vivisecting a ghost in their basement. Harley doesn’t know who this ghost Phantom is but she’s getting him out of their.

Danny finally comes too after the rescue to Harley Quinn of all people. He knows she’s reformed but he’s still cautious.

[thebadboysuprememcshizzle]

Percy Jackson was totally a "dare me" kid. Like, you're just chilling at lunch and all the sudden he asks if you dare him to mix all his food together and then eat all of it. Or he asks if you dare him to climb a pole and then jump from it. Poor Sally had a lot of medical bills before he discovered ambrosia