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Anyway, I kinda don’t want Tommy anywhere near this stupid show. He deserves better than whatever the fuck this narrative is.

He’s ours now. We’re taking him to therapy and getting him a bf and a dog.

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Anyways imagining Avery and Tristan accidentally Pavlov-ing Max into having a daddy kink because they keep calling him that as a joke (when they’re having threesomes. Because it’s not going to be a one time thing)

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1.01 Pilot

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i miss him (fictional character)

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Josh: sometimes queer men have had to do things they aren’t proud of out of a sense of self preservation

Buck, later that night: babe I think it’s so sexy how you threw the second brick at Stonewall

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🗡️🗡️🗡️

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bucktommy makeup kiss in the rain because their down bad dramatic romcom asses would do that

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Watching abc shows and just collecting bi boys with abandonment issues like pokemon

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buck is the honk shoo honk shoo boyfriend. tommy is the snoooork mimimi boyfriend. eddie is the doesn’t snore boyfriend because sleep is the only time the weight of his sins lets up allowing him to breathe

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Having “a type” is so embarrassing. Someone with [details about feature hidden] walks in and my friend will turn to make and make a fucking face. And then I look and they are right? Devastating. Yes, I like [feature]. I want her to [details hidden]. And you just immediately knew that intimate thing about me.

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Ody3 Text Posts 1/?

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Father Brian: well, that’s alright. I’m celibate

Eddie: but you still want to fuck me though, right? … right?

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this show was made for me actually

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Okay but can we talk about the Accidental Hetero Couple as an audience surrogate for a second? The show really said, "hello traditional heterosexual monogamous guests of The Odyssey. I see you came aboard without a full understanding of what you're getting into. You're welcome to leave, but actually we'd love it if you stayed." and this couple really went "you know what, yeah! Even if this is different to what we're used to, at the end of the day, this is a boat full of people living their lives the way we're trying to live ours, and what's so incompatible about that?" Because maybe to the general public, stepping into a slowburn polyship feels a lot like accidentally booking a stay on a Gay Themed cruise. It's just not what they went into this expecting. But like our Resident Straight Couple, they can still have a good time here, and still appreciate the people they're on this boat with, even if, when their time together is up, their lives aren't likely to intersect again

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Begging the doctor odyssey fandom to stop trying to write Avery out of the throuple not only does she belong there but she is the cornerstone of that ship

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my GOD tristan thinks he will get half the love instead of double and max thinks he will have to divide his love instead of multiplying it!!!!!!!! you are medical professionals read a fucking BOOK or something!!!!!!!!

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my only goal in life is to draw characters sleeping