#hanne quotes

[m-f1]

"I met him when he was 20 and I was 24, and I’m so proud of Mads. He’s so generous and a fantastic actor. I think I’m allowed to say this even though I live in this little country: I think he’s the best actor in the world. He’s the best dad and the best husband." Hanne Jacobsen

[my-alter-egos]

have some random tags and textposts that reminded me of aot

[moondenss]

[stromuprisahat]

Six of Crows- Chapter 14 (Leigh Bardugo)

... and she'll let him go. TWICE. Even going so far as to save his fucking life, because her LI made sad eyes on her and said they're not leaving.

Six of Crows- Chapter 41 & King of Scars- Chapter 31

It's funny how some characters are fully blamed for who they are no matter HOW MANY ATROCITIES did they have to weather, yet others were made that way by their environment and deserve a second chance. And a third one. And probably several more, depending on how many of their children will Nina date.

Save some mercy for incorrigible genocidal fascists. It's not their fault they keep acting like that.

[smokefalls]

… and I feel as if I’ve come home when I look into your eyes.

Hanne Ørstavik, Ti Amo (translated by Martin Aitken)

[june1stthe1975]

“On ‘Notes…’ we subconsciously took what being a band is as far as we can. Then again, we’re just not that interested in form. If George didn’t have to, he wouldn’t play drums. If Ross didn’t have to, he wouldn’t play bass. Hann…” Adam looks up with a grin. “…well, he would probably still play guitar.” - Matty Healy

[anotherincorrectevillious]

[rosebathe]

she tries her best, but it hurts her chest

[applecidersstuff]

If we do get a Soc3(which I’m not sure about) we need the old gang to be together again but now they also have Nikolai and Zoya and Nina brought Hanne with her.

So every single planning(and basically any other time) will go like this:

Kaz*explaining some complicated as fuck plan*: … and then we will break into his hou-

Nikolai*the only one who listens*: but do we do it from the roof, from windows or through the front door?

Zoya*annoyed at both of them*:I’m gonna get myself something to drink

Nina: I’m going with you, I want waffles

Inej*playing cards with Jesper and trying to make sure her bf is not being a little shit again*: Kaz, answer the question!

Jesper*very much obviously loosing*: why are you so good at this?

Wylan*making a smoke bomb because he got bored of Kaz’s explanation*: and then you put this here-

Hanne*having no idea what is going on, so they picked the only person they thought was less insane*: and that makes the smoke?

[jegulusofwesper]

Nina Zenik loved two things; Fjerdans and waffles. Not necessarily in that order.

[lilisouless]

Zoya: Look at them, they look like they are about to cause trouble at any second.

Nikolai: Don't worry, if we split them they will lose their power. And i know how to do it

...

Nikolai: hey kids

Matthias: kids?

Nikolai: Zoya and i were arguing about something and we would like to have your neutral opinion

Nina: Zoya is right

Nikolai: What do you think is better, ducks or rabbits?

...

Zoya: they have been arguing for hours

Nikolai: See? just let them destroy each other

Nina: rabbits live to eat and fuck over and over! they KNOW the real good life!

...

Matthias: A rabbit is less likely to pull your eyes off than a duck!

Inej: Therefore, ducks are better

Matthias: no!

...

Wylan: A duck looks good on earth, air and water. Have you seen a wet rabbit? or do you think flying rabbits would look good?

Jesper: If ducks were so great, then my mother would have called me "my duck" instead of "my rabbit" , are you questioning my mother´s jugdment?

Wylan: no but-

Jesper: ARE YOU?!

...

Hanne: I am just saying, a duck would obviously win on a fight

Kuwei: But can you hug a duck? is-it-cuddly?

...

Kaz: Lets set this like adults, (pulls a ducky toy) if i take King Nikolai´s rubber ducky...

Nikolai: HEY!-i mean, thats not mine

Kaz: And i compare it with (pulls a bunny plushie) Queen Zoya´s Mr Bunny friend

Zoya: That old thing? I haven't seen that since i was like nine

Kaz: That i found today on her pillow-

Zoya: i am going to kill him

Kaz: You´ll see, Captain Quakers (so original) is harder to destroy, with Lord Fluffytail i could just rip it apart. But also, the duck is squishy; squishy and hard, while the bunny is just squishy. Therefore the duck wins, not to say the value i will charge for it´s ramson is bigger.

[milosupremacy]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Nikolai: scared of a spider wearing a suit

Me (in my head): 🎼Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can🎼

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

King of Scars Incorrect Quotes Generator

Nikolai: Wait you like me? For my personality? Zoya: I know, I was surprised too.

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Zoya: Well Nina, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Nina: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

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Tamar: How’s practice going? Tolya: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there. Tamar: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes. Tolya: …you shouldn’t be condoning this. Tamar: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Nikolai: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! Nikolai, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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Hanne: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up! Nina: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut? Hanne: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Isaak: You believe me? Nikolai: Isaak, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe birds braided your hair this morning.

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Tamar: You can do it, Nikolai! Tamar: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

[heyidkyay]

Matty: Fight me!

Adam: *standing right behind him*

Adam: *mouths* Do not.

[abiiors]

Forgot to say this yesterday but I love the ✨juxtaposition✨ of george yeeting suitcase matty into the wall and then ross gently wheeling him away <3

[smokefalls]

I’m not going anywhere, I’m here, and I’ll be here all the way until it’s you who isn’t here anymore.

Hanne Ørstavik, Ti Amo (translated by Martin Aitken)