#fake textposts

[anotherincorrectevillious]

[lavenderchqn]

synopsis — sending them things that remind you of them pairings — diluc, heizou, alhaitham, cyno, lyney and wriothesley x gn!reader warnings — established accident happening in diluc's (nobody got hurt); cyno's jokes notes — as of writing this post, there's 190 followers showing... would you like something special for 200?

DILUC

HEIZOU

ALHAITHAM

CYNO

LYNEY

WRIOTHESLEY

date of publishing — august 22nd 2024

[shinxyy]

i think I'm becoming illiterate because I literally cannot read anything other than those jjk/hsr texting smaus. fuck the ppl who make that shit

[empyreansentinel]

borderlands textposts part three!

[her-stars]

sooo anyone want to fake date for the month of september and october so we can do all the fall activities? over analyze horror movies and obsess over it together. we can even hold hands, i’ll allow it.

men dni

[wolvesandshine]

“I have a proposition.”

James simply raises an eyebrow, not having expected the other Black brother to acknowledge him, much less try to talk to him.

“I hear you have a problem with Sirius.”

A problem is putting it mildly. As if Sirius didn’t betray their trust and almost got another student killed.

When James doesn’t deny it Regulus smirks. “I can help you get back at him.”

James didn’t fancy himself as someone who desired revenge but then again recent events had clearly proved his judgement couldn’t be trusted.

“Date me.”

James blinks, sure he’s misheard. Regulus continues. “Well obviously it would be fake but it would drive Sirius up the wall.”

James couldn’t deny it. It was a wickedly smart plan. Not only replacing Sirius for his younger brother, but also dating him? That was pure genius.

Yet- there was something off. Regulus wouldn’t be this helpful without ulterior motives. “And what would you get out of it?”

“Isn’t seeing my brother suffering reward enough?”

At James blank stare, Regulus continues. “Look, are you in or not?”

James stares at the determined expression, so similar yet so different from Sirius’s. He knew he wasn’t going to find out Regulus’s reasons for this if he had even an ounce of Sirius’s stubbornness.

And as much as he knew this was a train wreck waiting to happen - he wanted to do it. He wanted to make Sirius hurt, the way he’s been hurting for the past few days.

“I’m in.”

[thatoneluckybee]

I think it'd be funny if they had discord

Original screenshots under cut! Most from outofcontextdiscord

[harringroveera]

Steve: Robin, I have a problem

Robin: What?

Steve: Billy and I started dating as a joke for April Fool’s, but it’s been a week and we’re still going out. We have dinner tonight

Robin: Okay? Just cancel it and break up with him then

Steve: …I don’t know

Robin: What do you mean you don’t know?

Steve: Well! He’s really funny, and going out with him is always great. And he holds my hand all the time, but it’s not like we’re actually dating or anything

Robin: Can you actually hear yourself right now, Steve?

[ilikemicrowaves]

💸 DaleDimmadome Follow

Devin claims this app would help me in business. None of the words I've read here have helped but rather scarred me. @Devstep2000 you are grounded.

♻️ 🕶 Devstep2000 Follow

Can you not tell the world I'm grounded.

🪨 Rocklover4ever Follow

Had anyone noticed the bouncy stairs lately??

♻️🛹 PattyPosse Follow

I thought they were always like that.

[sleepyyghostt]

[silver-horse]

it really annoys me that during Astarion's confession scene there isn't a dialogue option to just say "I knew you were dishonest from the beginning" there are multiple shocked/surprised responses and that's especially ridiculous given the fact that he is now even more fake sounding than he was in early access.

[lavenderchqn]

synopsis — they receive a bouquet from you pairings — albedo, venti, kaveh, tighnari, wanderer and neuvillette x gn!reader (seperate) warnings — no warnings, pure fluff! notes — a cute and short scenario~ for some reason gifting flowers reminds me of ascending the characters (since most ascension materials are plants)

ALBEDO

VENTI

KAVEH

TIGHNARI

WANDERER

NEUVILLETTE

date of posting — august 19th 2024

[moonshadow-thoughts]

I know loneliness can be a bit hard sometimes, but trust me it is so much better to be alone than to have toxic people in your life who never accept the real you, who use you just to achieve their own goal, who make fun of you, who try to manipulate you, who hurt you or who constantly make you feel bad. Because those people don't care about you in the first place. They don't care if they hurt or harm you, they only care about their own goals. And if hurting or harming you will get them there they won't hesitate to do it.

Yes, being alone can be a bit tough sometimes, but it is also so much better than spending your life with those kind of people. It's so much more peaceful.

[wolfyychan]

Han: What's with the new hat? Jeongin: Oh, this? It's nothing. Minho: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw. Felix: Jeongin, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat. Jeongin: Look, I'm trying something new, okay? Just take it easy. Chan: He's right, guys. Come on, let's not go down this path. It's ugly... Kinda like that hat– Jeongin: I got this from a nice store! Seungmin: What store? The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum? Hyunjin, entering the room: What's up, Jeongin? Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet? Jeongin: I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror. Hyunjin: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon. Jeongin: Changbin, do you think the hat looks bad? Changbin: Oh, uh, me? Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana... Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.

[v-a-l-e-n-t-i-n-y]

[cyberpunkboytoy]

My DID-having ass is experiencing so much world-envy for the fictional country of Vaugarde I'm going to throw up