#tw unreality

[klimthiii]

Hey, um, sorry to break this to you, but, anon actually sends messages on here :/

hi i’m really sorry to bother you but i just wanted to warn you that you follow someone on here

this can't be true

[dcdreamblog]

So... what's the consensus on that Joker movie? I know a lot of people thought it was crass to use the iconography of a supervillain and attempt to use it for a sympathetic character.

Oh I loved it. The direction was great, the music was excellent. Really a director at the top of their craft taking a hard edged, uncomfortable look at mental illness, show business, the collapse of the American dream and the obsession with celebrity. And I mean the cast, Robert De Niro, Tony Randall, Jerry Lewis, Diahnne Abbot and a script from Zimmerman that doesn't miss just... Oh no wait, I'm obviously confusing Joker for The King of Comedy, a film from 43 goddamn years ago that WB tried to pass off as something other than reheated leftovers by slapping a real life psychopath on the front.

(The Poster for WB's 2019 film 'Joker')

To call is crass is a deep understatement, trying to ride the wave of a mean spirited meme of people with no actual problems in their lives idolizing and philosophizing about a man who would turn them all into Jack-O-Lanterns for looking at him funny. As if it could possibly be appropriate to use the Joker, a criminal who is very much ALIVE and still committing his crimes on a semi regular basis to this day as some sort of a heavy handed metaphor for what, the underclass? It's insulting. To equate people who are struggling day after day just to guy by with the clothes on their back with a performative serial killer in a purple suit.

I've said it before I will say it again. Even if we knew a single thing about the Joker's life story for certain (which we don't) none of it would excuse for a SECOND the things he has done. He's insane in a purely medical sense, as far as the law is concerned, as far as the law SHOULD be concerned he is in charge of as many mental faculties as could possibly be needed to stand trial for his crimes. He knows the difference between right and wrong, CHOOSES to commit evil action and then chooses to do it again. To use him as any kind of general metaphor for the mentally ill or the underprivileged, the poor, the forgotten is to give the man far more credit than he will EVER deserve. The Joker is not your avatar, no matter what you're suffering he has no philosophy and certainly no philosophy that will have anything to do with YOUR well-being.

And you know what gets me? You know what REALLY grinds me up inside? When every single film with a tone darker than the Looney Tunes set in Gotham feels the need to make itself fucking important by trotting out the death of the Waynes. A real tragedy that happened to real people within living memory. To have actors playing Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth, two men who were directly impacted by the tragedy, who are both still ALIVE and working every day to overcome it. To put them in this movie making wild and fanciful accusations on Thomas Wayne's propriety, it's sick.

Thomas Wayne's son saw himself in this movie, an effigy of his own tarnished childhood pushed out under the spotlight for all the people to cluck their tongues and shake their heads at the grime and cruelty of poor old, broken Gotham.

Alfred Pennyworth, a man who has stood with his spine unbent and his heart unbroken for DECADES since the deaths of his employers and friends on that night in Crime Alley. Who drove in the middle of the night to pick up their son and has stood by him ever since in the NAME of that friendship and love.

You want to know what I think of this movie? I want you to ask Dick Grayson, or Tim Drake, or Cassandra Cain, or Damian Wayne what they think of the movie that lionizes the man who killed their brother.

[ilhoonftw]

[belanova]

GUYS.....

[Image ID: A BlueSky post from Toby Fox (@TobyFox.undertale.com) that reads: "Hello. I have bad news. It was earlier today, I saw a really funny meme while drinking my cup of coffee. I laughed and I... slammed my cup on the big red Destroy Deltarune button right next to my desk. Were gonna have to redo it all over again. I'm sorry." End ID]

[existennialmemes]

Halloween Reminders:

Discard any candy that has been Cursed

In the event that you are magically transformed into your costume, do not panic. It'll probably be pretty fun.

Discard any candy that looks at you funny.

In the event your soul is stolen, bummer. Try to enjoy your night anyway. Eat some candy. Honestly it's kinda like your appendix, you don't really use it as much as you'd think.

Discard any candy that speaks in ancient languages. That just can't be good.

Have fun! This world is a nightmare. Enjoy every chance for whimsy, whenever you can

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

[soyalexnajera]

THE DRAINING SPELL TAKING PLACE EXACTLY ONE YEAR AFTER THE OWL HOUSE ENDED??

[missy-musings]

Zip code? How do I move here???

[lolliepops-rox]

The results are in. Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J are both the president. Both of them at once.

[brightgoat]

jojo's bizarre analog adventure

[a-cilantro-leaf]

this came to me in a dream

[y0ud0ntkn0wwh0]

Patch Notes for 2.0.3:

Corpses can now spawn in locations of 10% brightness or less. Additionally, Corpses can spawn in the beds and closets in locations of 10% brightness or less.

Corpses have a surprise attack if they spawn in an unusual area, bed, or closet.

Corpses get +5% damage and +10% attack speed.

Lights have a 3% chance to break each use.

Running is 25% slower, and walking is 10% slower.

Added Stamina Bar. Running out of stamina reduces speed to 10%.

Talismans of Life no longer ward off Undead.

Added “the Beast”

Cheese heals 100 health, instead of 125.

Rocks can no longer be used as weapons.

Fixed bug where players would clip into the shower drain and become trapped in a pipe.

Fixed bug where beds would sometimes tilt backwards while a player was laying on it.

Fixed Greg.

my favorite irrational fear is that if i leave my bedroom light off when i go to the bathroom in the middle of the night then theres gonna be a creepy corpse in there when i come back, as if my darkened room is some sort of creepy corpse spawn point

[pigswithwings]

what if aquatic animals had Tumblr would that be fucked up or something lmaooo anyways

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🌿 mx-seagrxss Follow

mating season is such a chore. wdym i have to migrate back ten thousand miles just to find some bitches

🐟 thatsalmonboy Follow

outta my way gayboy I'm boutta get it

🐟 thatsalmonboy Follow

i have been transformed into a creature beyond my wildest imaginations

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🎣 cardinesan Follow

uhhh was nobody going to talk about how the new update makes the site virtually unusable for crustaceans ???

🌊 pelagic-tragic Follow

honestly even if we tell staff you know they're not going to do anything. crustaceans make up such a small percentage of oceanblr right now that it's going to be impossible to get them to care. the treatment of anyone who isn't a bony fish on this website is atrocious tbh

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🌑 the-midnight-zoom

oh my cod its so dark down here why do i have such piss poor eyesight. if my eyes could open any wider id be doing that but nooo my house in the god damn depths says get fucked. not even my cousin in that one cave has to put up with this wtf

🔦 anglerfished Follow

hey come here for a second

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🦑 a-sinkingsquid Follow

absolutely freaking out right now you frys don't understand ... There's another squid at this whale fall and she's really really cute! I want to talk to her so bad but I'm scared as all hell ... what if she thinks I'm trying to eat her and swims away ? ?

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🐋 girlwhaletail Follow

shipping discourse is sooo pointless like? you argue about ships? ⛵ those things that sound really loud & pass by me everyday? 🛳️ whoo whoo?

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🐌 justasnailfish Follow

where is every one ..

[vampire-bat-boy]

🦇stevethevamp1re Follow

Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated

🦇stevethevamp1re Follow

Hopital

[madsthebat]

hey i’m going to the bottom of the lake to ponder my life and let the algae consume me, do you want anything?

[rollaroundrewind]

it6 aLL about order and 6hit

man fuck thi6

it’s n_t pr_p_ganda if their right!