#tw unreality

[rosehip-cordial]

[theatsthetic]

a little thing about owning a home.

[chatlote]

Target Found: Goro Akechi's Palace. The story of how I stopped taking the subway.

[samspicturesandwords]

[scp-threats-is-back]

Bold of you to assume I'm not already in their walls

Since there's been another "Tumblr is gonna die!" scare, let's do a poll...

Rb for larger sample size appreciated :)

[pigswithwings]

what if aquatic animals had Tumblr would that be fucked up or something lmaooo anyways

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🌿 mx-seagrxss Follow

mating season is such a chore. wdym i have to migrate back ten thousand miles just to find some bitches

🐟 thatsalmonboy Follow

outta my way gayboy I'm boutta get it

🐟 thatsalmonboy Follow

i have been transformed into a creature beyond my wildest imaginations

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🎣 cardinesan Follow

uhhh was nobody going to talk about how the new update makes the site virtually unusable for crustaceans ???

🌊 pelagic-tragic Follow

honestly even if we tell staff you know they're not going to do anything. crustaceans make up such a small percentage of oceanblr right now that it's going to be impossible to get them to care. the treatment of anyone who isn't a bony fish on this website is atrocious tbh

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🌑 the-midnight-zoom

oh my cod its so dark down here why do i have such piss poor eyesight. if my eyes could open any wider id be doing that but nooo my house in the god damn depths says get fucked. not even my cousin in that one cave has to put up with this wtf

🔦 anglerfished Follow

hey come here for a second

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🦑 a-sinkingsquid Follow

absolutely freaking out right now you frys don't understand ... There's another squid at this whale fall and she's really really cute! I want to talk to her so bad but I'm scared as all hell ... what if she thinks I'm trying to eat her and swims away ? ?

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🐋 girlwhaletail Follow

shipping discourse is sooo pointless like? you argue about ships? ⛵ those things that sound really loud & pass by me everyday? 🛳️ whoo whoo?

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🐌 justasnailfish Follow

where is every one ..

[bli-reminders]

Reminder: If you see anything suspicious, you must report it. This is a legal requirement passed under the Killjoy Safety Act of 2013.

Failure to do so can result in fines, imprisonment, re-education or tubing depending on the severity.

It is everyone's job to keep our city safe against the killjoy threat.

[blueberry-sleight]

true.

There are three catagories of existence here, 1. the real as in an actual non-unreality thing, 2. something that we are not aware of and doesn't exist as in is not theorized at all, and 3. unreality concepts like goncharov and poob.

Goncharov is a poob exclusive because poob is the only streaming service that falls in catagory three with goncharov.

so if you asked me, i would say 'you can't watch goncharov anywhere that isn't poob' is true and 'you can watch goncharov on poob, but nowhere else' is false. but i am unsure of the truth value of 'goncharov is a poob exclusive'

[brightgoat]

jojo's bizarre analog adventure

[existennialmemes]

Seasonal reminder, that while it may be tempting to unzip your flesh and let your skeleton have a little romp around, it's very important to keep your bony would-be marauder safely secured within your skin sack.

Inside/outside Skeletons are very dangerous for their environments and may attempt to convert your neighbors' houses into dungeons.

Additionally they're at massively increased risk of predation from wandering Adventurers.

Please celebrate responsibly this holiday season, by keeping your skeleton inside at all times.

[ilhoonftw]

[belanova]

GUYS.....

[Image ID: A BlueSky post from Toby Fox (@TobyFox.undertale.com) that reads: "Hello. I have bad news. It was earlier today, I saw a really funny meme while drinking my cup of coffee. I laughed and I... slammed my cup on the big red Destroy Deltarune button right next to my desk. Were gonna have to redo it all over again. I'm sorry." End ID]

[monarchetype]

life pro tip - reframe your daily activities in your mind

instead of ENJOYING NEW EXPERIENCES, you are FEEDING THE CEASELESS WATCHER

instead of GETTING DISTRACTED BY STORY IDEAS, you are PLEASING THE MOTHER OF PUPPETS

instead of HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, you are INDULGING IN THE MAGNITUDE OF THE VAST

instead of PREPARING MEALS, you are NOURISHING THE RAVENOUS FLESH

instead of GETTING COMFY UNDER THE BLANKETS, you are ENTERING THE LOVING EMBRACE OF THE BURIED

feel free to reblog with your own reframing techniques!!!

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

[vampire-bat-boy]

🦇stevethevamp1re Follow

Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated

🦇stevethevamp1re Follow

Hopital

[soyalexnajera]

THE DRAINING SPELL TAKING PLACE EXACTLY ONE YEAR AFTER THE OWL HOUSE ENDED??