#ha tfu

[cloud-ya]

summer cats

[toorumochi]

Nah bruh wait he’d read this stupid ass Polish poet Mickiewicz, hate his guts

Do y’all think Gakushuu would read Dostoyevsky or Kafka cuz personally I’m a Dostoyevsky girl

[niko-ur-local-moron]

Someone: *calls Tony an annoying character*

My slavic ass:

[s0rand00m]

dzien dobry

dawno mnie nie bylo

poniewaz glosowanie "kto jest lepszym poetą" wyszlo 50/50 to postanawiam wybrac sama

tak zgadliscie wybieram slowackiego

[lipstickontheglass1985]

błagam niech ktoś zabierze ode mn gejmerskie grupki o wiedzminie prosze

[and-hate-love]

Czuje że wymieram

powoli jest mnie coraz mniej w samej sobie staje się wrakiem, w momecie bycia sobą nie jestem trzeźwa nie chce być trzeźwa ale nie chce ich stracić karzą mi wybierać ale ja potrzebuję czegoś co mi pomoże a pomaga mi ta jedna zajebana substancja która jest dla mnie zakazana.

Jestem pusta bardziej niż cienkie ściany

Bez uczuciowe ścierwo.

Chciało by się poczuć co kolwiek co? Chuj ci na mordę nie zasługujesz.

Chcesz miłości? Ha tfu nawet po śmierci jej nie dostaniesz na pogrzebie zjawi się tylko ksiądz XDDDDD dziwisz się nikt cię nie kocha.

Nawet już ryczeć nie potrafisz xd

Marzenia.

I feel like something is missing

Nigdy nie byłam szczęśliwa więc nawet nie mogę powiedzieć że chce się czuć jak 3 czy 8 lat temu bo zawsze czegoś we mnie brakowało od zawsze czuje że odstaje urodziłam się bez czegoś, czegoś ważnego czegoś co by sprawiło że była bym jak wszyscy inny, coś przez co bym była wkoncu akceptowana.

Jakby ludzkość była odbierana jako roboty z "uczuciami" to ja bym była tym stareotypem robota "bez uczuć" bo nie jestem w pełni dobrze zbudowana.

Coś wyżera że mnie te całe "uczucia" pozostawiając we mnie to uczucie ciągłej pustki, pustki która ma zostać ze mną na zawsze?

Czy to tak naprawdę mój los?

[slyvester101]

I know this is another ask so soon lol but how do you think Wash's and Tucker's relationship would go if Tucker was in season 6? Tbh I already have my own interpretation that they are instant enemies, Wash's worst nightmare and it took the personification of a aqua sim trooper. Their stubbornness knows no bounds and it's worst when they met before having their character development. Someone has to hold Tucker back before he gets murdered by a trigger happy freelancer for not shutting tfu.

Ask away my fine fellow

I think if Tucker was with the reds and blues during season 6, there’d be a lot more roasting of Agent Washington. Church and Tucker bounce off of each other, sending rib after rib to anyone in the area, including the other. Which means that Wash has to deal with twice the amount of insults and bickering. It is easier to manage Caboose since Tucker was the one to keep an eye on him when Church left Blood Gulch first (because Church always leaves first) and he is much better at keeping Caboose on track than Church. 

While I do think Agent Washington dislikes Tucker when they meet, he also recognizes how smart and resourceful the guy is and sees the potential he has and how much he's holding back in order to be underestimated. It makes him wary. Additionally, I think Tucker’s flirting and care-free attitude reminds him a lot of York, so he has to deal with that while also trying to command a guy who reminds him of his dead friend. He tries to stay away from Tucker as much as possible. (It does not work, they fight all the damn time)

(They both consider murder many times)

Tucker is definitely more wary of Agent Washington as well and questions everything he commands and undermines his authority all the time. So basically Tucker being Tucker. Tucker would also be more grumpy about being on this mission since it took him away from his son (if Tucker was to join without completely breaking the timeline, I think it would make more sense for him to go to the desert temple after the whole epsilon and Meta showdown). He would also hold a personal vendetta against Wash since he would be there when Church dies and make that link to his best friend dying to Agent Washington, which means when they meet again, Tucker is down and ready to rip this guy apart.

All this would make Wash’s eventual addition to the team a bit more strained and awkward. Tucker is even more petty and even downright mean to Wash because of everything that happened and takes much longer to warm up to him. Wash takes it with the same amount of grace as always, trying to be diplomatic about it and be a good teammate (I don’t think Tucker would be as willing to call Wash “team leader” after everything that happened, so they decide to be something like co-leaders since Tucker is the highest-ranking soldier and a pretty good fighter in his own right and Wash has the most experience). 

They’re basically begrudging parents to Caboose by the time Carolina shows up. They bicker like an old married couple worthy of competing against Grimmons. (Tucker shows he’s finally warming up to him when he stops calling Wash various names like “agent fuckface” “agent friend killer” “agent team wiper” and starts calling him “Wash”)

While they go planet hopping with Carolina, Tucker learns about Wash and his time with freelancer and he realizes how absolutely fucked up he is (he knew he had issues, but holy shit). He’s a bit more willing to work with Wash, and to some extent Carolina, near the end and after their mission to kill the director. (That whole scene where Wash choses to protect Tucker from Carolina, choses blue team over freelancer, is the day Tucker finally accepts Wash as his friend.)

By the time they crash on Chorus, I think Tucker and Wash have really mellowed their relationship and have learned to rely on each other. They’re the dynamic duo, the one-two punch that leaves you reeling, a scary ass pair for anyone they face. Even after Church leaves again, Tucker and Wash don’t have that power dynamic of “anxious ex-specops authority figure” and “angsty asshole who hates following orders” since they’ve spent a lot of time learning how to work together as blue team leaders. Tucker is still angsty and Wash is still paranoid, but it’s more of a partnership than the mentorship we see Wash having with Tucker in the og show.

I think it makes their separation on Chorus even more heartbreaking for the both of them since they’ve gotten so close. They haven’t trusted someone like this in a long time, someone who’s so good at reading them and knowing when to give encouragement but also not afraid to call out your bullshit. It also makes their reunion so fucking awesome because they can finally let down their guard a little and trust someone else to pick up some of the load. 

I don’t know how it would change the course of the rest of the show since I’ve only watched up to season 12, but I think at that point it’s basically the same as it would be in the show.

[xstarkillerx]

i had the BIGGEST crush on brian like omfg i had this phase that nobody knew about

(im so happy there’s other ppl who love him just as much as i do, i would be so embarrassed to say anything 💀)

AAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEEEE literally so happy to see this, I'm in Brian O'Conner hell right now. I know I'm already trying to get the TFU community to be more active, but can we also get more fics going for FF?

The chokehold this franchise has on me is so bad, like I'll mostly be Brian posting but make no mistake, Dom Toretto in the first movie is also fine as fuck and I'm so ashamed. I wanna smack that bald head while he eats this 🐈 idc idc idc idc did you SEE the way he lifted letty up like it was Nothing in that first movie, I'm sweating

Roman's fine as fuck too!!! Him and Brian definitely fucked, definitely ran a train on "Tonya" and absolutely Eiffel Tower-ed "no-knees Denise" bi kings bi kings bi kings

I wanna be banned in 7 states by the time my fast and furious phase is over

[readsalot1]

I would like there to be a fic where the "three solobrats" and early love interests (YJK, JJK era, so A/T, J/TK, J/Z) end up time-travelling to the prequel era (probably shortly after Geonosis), and the Organa-Solo kids are excited to meet their not-evil-yet granddad.

This goes off the rails when Tahiri freaks out as soon as Anakin 1.0 enters because that is the monster of folklore who slaughtered a whole tribe of Tuskens, down to the youngest baby.

Because you can't convince me that in this AU a) Anakin doesn't go down as some sort of ghost/horror story in Tusken culture, and b) curious baby force-sensitive Tahiri didn't wander off at some point and end up seeing the echo of the slaughter.

The prequel-era council obviously freaks out about 1. the time travel, 2. some of the time travelers are Anakin 1.0's descendants, 3. Anakin 1.0 apparently committed genocide (note: the fandom doesn't view this with the right amount of horror, even in light of his second genocide--the Jedi), and decides to temporarily suspend his duties until they can perform an investigation of sorts into his decision-making capabilities.

Anakin 1.0 is initially thrilled because OMG GRANDKIDS and one of them is named after him (wahoo!!), but quickly becomes pissy because the friend of his mini-me (EW, she was raised by Tusken Raiders [careful Ani1, your racism is showing] even though she's human) gets him in trouble with the council.

Anakin 2.0 now has even more issues/worries about his namesake, and turning out like him [note: this was a big plot point in his early appearances].

Jaina & Jacen are kinda worried about this because now their granddad was bad from an earlier point??? and they don't know what to do with that. (Jacen is jumping from joy because a bunch of animals that went extinct during the Empire's rule are still alive; Jaina finds out there were apparently seven lightsaber forms before Knightfall, and decides to crash all the basic training classes. This is hilarious because she's older than the enrolled students for the more basic forms like Shii-cho.)

Tenel Ka and Zekk are along for the ride:

("Wait, she's the heir to the Hapes Consortium?" "yes" "and they're letting her be a Jedi too?" "yep" "politically is that allowed?!?" "I mean her mom's from Dathomir?" **jedi padawan noises of imploded worldview**)

("so Zekk what about you" "oh, I'm a Coruscanti street rat :)" "ah ok, so the order found you easily!" "I guess your version would, but the Jedi got massacred, so I didn't start training until I was a teenager :)" **choking noises** "oh yeah, Emperor Palpatine was a total hardass, I'm so glad my friend's parents got rid of him, I'd probably be dead or totally evil if he was still in power" --at this point the padawan(s?) they're chatting to [maybe Barriss; she seems politically aware enough to worry about the heir of a major political power also being a Jedi--she's probably also read about Xanatos] decides to bring them to the council)

It goes something like "Didn't they mention, Darth Vader & the clones slaughtered pretty much the entire Order. Some of the younger padawans escaped (their masters died for them (and oh, doesn't that hit hard)) and ran until dark siders who served the Emperor hunted them down (this can be vaguely compliant with some Rebels content; assume the Rebellion-era is more fusion with new canon, except Thrawn doesn't engage as much with the Lothal cell, and thus is around for the Thrawn trilogy on to proceed (thus inquisitors exist and so too do the Hands--maybe Mara is Palpy's spy in the inquisorius's ranks; Starkiller can be Vader's; Death Star plan theft follows TFU more than R1) it hits hard that some of their own (their children, their future) work to destroy the vestiges of what they were).

Then they find out that Darth Vader, the Sith Apprentice--the emperor's attack dog, his right hand--is Anakin (1.0), the boy they took in, the one they protected, the one some viewed as their savior, the boy winning battle after battle, the one shining bright, the Hero With No Fear, the boy whose fear of losing everything, everyone he cares about is slowly tearing him to shreds, the foolish, foolish boy who will doom the galaxy to save one person and fail at that, the buy who burned and burned, scorching those around him until he was alone, and still burning, until he burned himself to save another foolish boy, the younger burning like a candle, steadily, warmly, rather than like the sun, and Anakin (they can't bring themselves to hate him, even knowing what he will do--they see the sweet child who loved his mother, who wanted to free all the slaves in the galaxy), seeing the warm, kind candlelight of the other boy, the brave, foolish child, his child, his son, and knowing he will burn him, sees the vacuum of space (the cold, cold man who made him burn everyone, who made him lose everyone, until only the vacuum was left behind, the only one he could not burn away), sure to take the air around the lone, kind candle, and the sun (Anakin) burns itself (himself) out, becomes a supernova to push the vacuum (empty, cold, always hungry) away from the candle (the son), and saves the brave, foolish boy who came to help him, but he feared burning most of all (the burning sun of Tatooine burns himself out, after burning with hatred for the better part of two decades, for another desert child, one who burns with warmth, like a hearthfire, and asks for the girl who burns (with the passion of justice, with compassion, the girl who is like him but not for instead of burning the world for those she loves, she who would burn herself out, the girl who would burn her enemies (those who seek the harm the world) for any who deserve kindness, who burns internally, but is willing to burn others as well) to forgive him, and she does, eventually, she names her steady hearthfire of a son after him, and hopes against hope that he (her son, one of her three suns) will have a happy ending, that he will not burn himself out like his grandfather, his namesake [Anakin, her son, he burns too: for his siblings (they will burn as well, his brother like his grandfather--maybe he should have been Anakin instead--and his sister, burning, the one to put out her twin's light, twin suns of Tatooine, one snuffed out the other), his friends (they break apart, the group splintering, fragmented after the war is won; even before), his love (she breaks, in a way not even being shaped by the black holes, put under pressure in the hope of her becoming one, can do; for a while she fades away to almost nothing, invisible, until the brother, seeing the broken, invisible girl takes her, and tries to make the broken puppet of a girl dance for him; it works for a time, building more cracks in her skin until she shatters, and the people who loved him, Anakin the second, the bright boy who burned himself away too soon, see the girl again, no longer invisible, and try to help her [pray they are not too late to put her (shattered, porcelain, crushed spirit, a shell of her former bright self) together again]), for the galaxy; but at this part of the story we don't know his fate, to burn and burn until there is nothing left, until the force takes him away, to burn so hot, so bright, so light, that his enemies (true voids in the force--black holes--not like the cold, hungry vacuum that desired, took the sun of his grandfather) burned away as well; he burns away, but as a hero. This does not stop his mother from her agony; it is all his father can do to hold himself together to stop her shattering like the girl everyone forgot, the invisible girl who loved his son, who would (and does) do anything for the memory of a boy who left the galaxy too soon].

This is the story they tell: of the angry sun who burns everyone (especially even those who offer him kindness), the boy-candle, the girl who burns with the heat of a thousand suns but never harms those undeserving of that fury, the scoundrel with the hard exterior who inside is kind, the brave wookie warrior who lives [and dies, though they will not know it for a time] to protect them, the saviors of the galaxy;

and others as well: the girl who was almost snuffed out by the vacuum, who burned as a quiet ember, whose flame was reawakened by the boy-candle; the boy who parallels her, who was trained by the angry sun to burn like him but refused, who burned out over and over again trying to prove himself, and, in the end, burned out to save the galaxy, who sent the message to the rebels that worked to end the war [the message, that, too late for some, still saved billions, perhaps trillions of lives, had it not been sent (how many worlds could have shared Alderaan's fate?)].

[kasja93]

Siemanko

Obudziły mnie uszaki. Postanowiły urządzić sobie RAID po pokoju. Wstałam, nakarmiłam, posprzątałam i zjadłam śniadanie

Chałka z dżemem kiwi. Dobrą robią tu chałkę to trzeba przyznać. Po śniadaniu pojechałam na targ i kupiłam ogórki oraz kalafiora :) zaczynam przygotowywać się na zimę z własnymi słoikami!

Zaczęłam kisić kalafiora (uwielbiam!) oraz zrobiłam czternaście słoików ogórków konserwowych. W przyszłym tygodniu będę robić sałatkę szwedzką, kompoty z wiśni i może wino?

Zlałam do gąsiora wino z czereśni i porzeczek. Wjechała degustacja. Tata stwierdził, że wyszło dobre. Mi również smakowało i już znam patent na to zimno, które odczuwam. Kieliszek taki mały wina xD zrobiło mi się tak gorąco, że zdwojoną siłą zabrałam się za SZOROWANIE okien w moim docelowym pokoju

Widzicie to żółte wokół klamki? To kurwa całe okna takie były 🤯🤮

W moim pokoju mieszkała palaczka, która za cel życia wzięła sobie picie, palenie, branie zasiłku i użalanie się nad sobą.

Pierdolone brudasy, ha tfu! Nie jestem jakaś perfekcyjna pani domu vel Małgorzata Rozenek, ale czegoś takiego nie jestem w stanie pojąć. Syf w chuj!

Na obiad wjechał barszcz ukraiński bez śmietany zaś na kolacje dobiłam się arbuzem… To chyba pierwszy dzień od dawna jak zjadłam trzy posiłki… źle mi z tym

Generalnie dziś padało czy raczej mżyło. Mimo to poszłam na spacer by zrobić kroki. Od dawna nie chodziłam tylko po to by spalać kalorie. To jakiś plus 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ogólnie dzień był dobry choć śniła mi się robota. Oczywiście byłam wkurwiona po przebudzenia tak mi przez sen Gebelsy nerwy napsuły. Poza tym było okej. Znów mi dnia brakło by poczytać. Może jutro skoro nie mam nic do zrobienia? Oby.

Jedzeniowo było zbyt wiele i czuje się przepełniona do tego stopnia, że mi niedobrze. Wypije sobie ziołową herbatkę na trawienie i pójdę spać. Narazie delektuje się gorącą wodą w wannie i solami kąpielowymi

[plonaca]

Poniedziałek

Wstaliśmy ok. 8. Kolejne plany mi się sypią, bo On źle się czuje.

Złożyłam Mu życzenia zanim wstał, a jak wyszedł zaczęłam przygotowywać szakszukę. Moim zdaniem wyszła za mocno ścięta, ale On chwalił.

Jak wrócił dałam Mu też prezent. Jednym z jego elementów były ogrzewane rękawiczki, ale okazały się za duże, więc muszę wymienić. Zrobiłam Mu też gorącą herbatkę i nafaszerowałam lekami, bo ma dzisiaj dużo na głowie. No, ale na spacer nie pójdziemy. Tym bardziej, że będzie późno, bo Młody umówił się z dziewczyną i chciał, żeby On go odebrał po treningu.

Większość dnia ogarniałam dom. Ok. 16 pojechałam do detailingowca, żeby zobaczył ile mu zajmie ogarnięcie mojego auta i umówiłam się na przyszły poniedziałek. Skoczyłam od razu na roller i szybkie zakupy, żeby miał co jutro zjeść na śniadanie.

W międzyczasie umówiłam się na czwartek po południu z hydraulikiem, w środę mam lekarza (o ile będą wyniki), a jutro wywożą szambo. 🙈 przydałoby mi się też kominiarza wezwać. Jednak chyba wydatki urodzinowo-dniuchłopakowe nie były najgorsze.

O 19 zaczął się mecz, który mieliśmy oglądać razem, ale Jego jeszcze nie było. Jak dotarł zrobiłam Mu herbatkę i dałam witaminy na odporność.

Po spacerze wziął kąpiel i oglądaliśmy serial, ale skończyliśmy już koło 22:30. Obudziło mnie obmacywanie, ale oczywiście On zmęczony i chory, więc skończyło się na 🍦. Było po północy. On coś narzekał, że co ja Mu dałam za leki, że nie może zasnąć. A właśnie nie dałam mu ani theraflu (bo za późno sobie przypomniał), ani acataru, przecież wiem co robię. Ale prawdopodobnie miał gorączkę, ale nie chciał nic na zbicie, więc się męczył. Mnie też średnio szło zaśnięcie potem, ale się udało.

Bilans:

Neo (papierosy): ⬆️ 10, ale przynajmniej nie bez śniadania 👎

Dbanie o siebie: ⬆️ pojechałam na nieplanowany roller, więc zdecydowanie na plus, ale powinnam też zrobić aplikację, a odpuściłam 👍

Jedzenie: ↔️ z cateringu tylko na kolację podwieczorek, ale za cały dzień zjadłam mało, ale nienajgorzej 👍

Związek: ⬆️ daję w górę, bo jak chory zmęczony to nie ma siły się dopierdalać i docenia dbanie o niego = miły 👍

Choroba: ↔️ teoretycznie jutro powinny być wyniki

Praca: -

Inne obowiązki: ⬆️ ogarnięte pranie, zrobione kolejne i sporo w domu ogólnie + umówiony detailingowiec👌

Samopoczucie: ⬆️ w sumie dobrze, mam nadzieję że moje faszerowanie się witaminami coś da i On mnie nie zarazi; chociaż na pewno dało, bo z moją odpornością to już dawno powinnam być chora (ha-tfu) 👍

[lil-melody-moon]

happy international moon day!!!

Oh that's why this idiot in radio was talking about moon landing - that fucker cut off the endings of both "Riders on The Storm" and "My Generation", fucker, tfu

First time I'm learning such day exists... Two days before my birthday, can you believe that?

Anyway, Happy International Moon Day to you as well! BUT!

WE'RE GONNA DO IT PROPERLY ON MY BLOG! No moon landing day <3

This Moon has his day today!

[goth-automaton]

Chciałoby się mieszkać w podwarszawskim mieście i mieć niebieskie cyberbusy o zmierzchu, co? Wrocław musi nadgonić z designem

Warszawa?! Ha-tfu, cofam to!

[thevondoom62]

Managed to find a Star Wars Black Series Starkiller out in the wild recently. I've had a bit of a turbulent relationship with The Force Unleashed. I was all-in as a kid when it first came out. I had the graphic novel, the game on Wii, and of course, the toys. I remember finding that Evolutions three-pack at Toys R Us, I was just so excited. TFU hit me at just the right time to seem like the coolest thing ever.

As I grew older, I became much more critical. A lot of the elements in the story started to irk me more and more. It's only recently that I grew to accept a lot of these elements. After all, it's a power fantasy game and a lot of it is deliberately exaggerated, as noted by the devs themselves. Starkiller might seem like a force god, but so is literally everybody else. There's still parts of it I'm not crazy about, but you take the good with the bad. It's still a fun time.

All this without talking about the actual toy. It's pretty good. Regardless of how anybody feels about the game, there's no denying that Sam Witwer gave an excellent performance as always and this figure captures his likeness pretty well. It's not a perfect match, but far better than the Starkiller from that aforementioned Evolutions set. Even back then I thought that figure had one of the worst likenesses I had ever seen, looked nothing like him.

Articulation is solid, but it's a shame that Hasbro is removing thigh cuts from their Black Series figures. Obviously, the knees swivel just as well, but it looks just a bit less natural that way.

Lack of accessories stings, especially knowing there was a (very overpriced) deluxe release that had a ton more. I don't need this to come with everything that one did, but c'mon. No lightning hands at least? The one accessory he does come with, the lightsaber, he can't hold too well if you try to have him hold it upside down like he usually did in the game.

The price point is another point of contention, in part due to said lack of accessories. If I knew this guy was likely to dip in price, I might have waited. I know Starkiller is a very in-demand character so I figured it'd be best to get him while I can for retail price. Overall, much like the game, this figure has definitely its flaws but I do like quite a bit all the same.

[justsomegirls-needsnstuff]

Watching the TFU, Twin Flames, documentary. I can’t even believe there is an episode two. These people are asshats. How about, No Marlee, you’re just 19. Gotta kiss frogs. And by the way, this guy has a record for someone else’s stuff that was in his car and he couldn’t leave the state for like 11 months. Yeah, Marlee, he is a SWELL fella. Throw away your fucking life. It hasn’t even begun but this asshat is who you’re supposed to settle for, break restraining orders for, like… FOR REAL????

These people are horrible, people. Yea, maybe you will find a twin flame. Everyone has a word for it. Mirroring is very important for self preservation! But you can’t mirror yourself out of insanity.

I won’t even say their names. And the misogyny. She was the inspirational and chatty one in the beginning of their “journey”. Eventually he gets this God complex and she just repeats his word. This is psychological abuse vs. really helping you find your best self so you attract your best self back.

Get out. Don’t pay a dime. I don’t even know if I can stomach episode two. Lord, Jesus!

WTAF is wrong with people?!!!!

[pinkpilatesgirl]

5 husteczka dziś zaliczona

jak tak pójdzie to będę na każdej przerwie do kibla latać żeby nos wydmuchać

czuje się chujowo dosłownie tak mnie cały nos boli i jego obreb, piecze od środka HA TFU