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[goth-brushbug]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack

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[hellotherediesel]

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nearly forgot it was let papyrus say fuck day

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[thescaryhyperfem]

anomalers be like "▆▆▆▆▆▆▆ the [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED] 😭" then show you a dude who looks like this

[webcxre]

@gooseworx is this what happens if you unravel gangle

[wheelie-sick]

dysmetria is horrible because I type like this without autocirrve it's really bad I'm sos ick of jt I cant fucking oress the right keys if I tey ti typ a tmy ordferred speed

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dysmetria is horrible because I type like this without autocorrect it's really bad I'm so sick of it I can't fucking press the right keys if I try to type at my preferred speed

like I'n s really fast typer and I want my coordinstion bacj because I'm tired of typing soiely. soemtimes I fuck op a word so badly not even autocorrect cn rigure iut what I'm trying to say

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like I'm a really fast typer and I want my coordination back because I'm tired of typing sowly. sometimes I fuck up a word so badly not even autocorrect can figure out what I'm trying to say

ataxia will be the death of me

[nerteragranadensis]

🔥 KNITTING HOT TAKE!! 🧶

BACKWARDS LOOP CAST ON IS FINE. GOOD EVEN. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A HOT TAKE UNTIL RECENTLY. BUT I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. LEAVE ME ALONE

taking a deep breath. metal needles are better than wood needles which are better than plastic. I also hate polyester yarn so much. it's a bad texture and it's not fun to work with. I'm also a firm believer in Eyeballing It. I will almost never count rows, because I don't like it.

and again- I cannot emphasize this enough- backwards loop cast on is great! I don't understand why people don't like it! it makes sense in my brain!!

[skyllion-uwu]

Tumblr in Round and Round We Go

🌀 timelooper-vents Follow

Ugh, not this stupid city again. 🤦 Would it kill the timeloop to start me somewhere or sometime else? I'm tired of smelling smoke everytime I wake up.

🩸 charles315 Follow

Thatz not how timeloopz work dumbazz

🌀 timelooper-vents Follow

STOP BLOCK EVADING ME

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🕹️ dykenukem3dforthewii Follow

Y'all I think I've found my true love (yeah I know I said that last week but it's for realsies this time I prommy) we just bumped into each other in the library and briefly exchanged glances but I feel like I've known xim for lifetimes upon lifetimes? I bet we're soulmates meant to reincarnate and find each other every time

#robin rambles

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🌌 dhvsuscsjshs Follow

hi im bailey and im 7 years old and used to live in that city that got burned down does anyone know what 3x3 is

🐍 nechronosus Follow

Girl what the frick do you mean the city that got burnt down

Also you're 7???? Get off of here

🌌 dhvsuscsjshs Follow

what do you mean im from the city that got burned down a few months ago can you please just tell me what 3x3 is

🎀 prettyprismboy Follow

OP is this a bit /gen

🌌 dhvsuscsjshs Follow

whats a "bit /gen"

#10k post to me

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🕶️ shercock-holmes-deactivatedxxxxxxxx

My new coworker has to be psychic, xe put down everyone's order before they answered and had exact change out before the transaction went through. Xe tried to be cute and say xe was like Sherlock and really good at observation but how did xe even know that I like Sherlock? He doesn't predict the future either which makes the comparison fall apart. How do I stop xim from reading my mind

🐾 universecatdrowning Follow

I promise, I'm not psychic. I can explain, but I can't tell you publicly. Meet me at the cafe?

🐾 universecatdrowning Follow

Hello?

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🐾 universecatdrowning Follow

Oh no oh no oh no I knew I shouldn't have said anything about the loop I know I shouldn't have I know I shouldn't have I know I shouldn't have

🕹️ dykenukem3dforthewii Follow

What loop?

🐾 universecatdrowning Follow

WRONG ACCOUNT

#shit shit shit shit

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🌀 timelooper-vents Follow

Fuck this, I have to reset again. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

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🌀 timelooper-vents Follow

Ugh, not this stupid city again. 🤦 Would it kill the timeloop to start me somewhere or sometime else? I'm tired of smelling smoke everytime I wake up.

🩸 charles316 Follow

Thatz not how timeloopz work dumbazz

🌀 timelooper-vents Follow

Come on.

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🕹️ dykenukem3dforthewii Follow

Y'all I think I've found my true love (yeah I know I said that last week but it's for realsies this time I prommy) we just bumped into each other in the library and briefly exchanged glances but I feel like I've known xim for lifetimes upon lifetimes? I bet we're soulmates meant to reincarnate and find each other every time

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🩸 charles316 Follow 🔁 dhvsuscsjshs Follow

🌌 dhvsuscsjshs Follow

hi im bailey and im 7 years old and used to live in that city that got burned down does anyone know what 3x3 is

🐍 nechronosus Follow

Girl what the frick do you mean the city that got burnt down

Also you're 7???? Get off of here

🌌 dhvsuscsjshs Follow

what do you mean im from the city that got burned down a few months ago can you please just tell me what 3x3 is

🎀 prettyprismboy Follow

OP is this a bit /gen

🌌 dhvsuscsjshs Follow

whats a "bit /gen"

#10k post to me

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🕵️‍♂️ shercock-holmes Follow

My new coworker has to be psychic, xe put down everyone's order before they answered and had exact change out before the transaction went through. Xe tried to be cute and say xe was like Sherlock and really good at observation but how did xe even know that I like Sherlock? He doesn't predict the future either which makes the comparison fall apart. How do I stop xim from reading my mind

#from my mind palace

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🌀 timelooper-vents Follow

Okay, everything's fine now.

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🩸 charles316 Follow

Is it?

🌀 timelooper-vents Follow

Don't vague me.

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🐾 universecatdrowning Follow

It's just another day!

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🤓 numberonetwobrothersfan Follow

So it turns out I'm trapped in a timeloop lmao

🌀 timelooper-vents Follow

You're WHAT

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[nostalgicat173]

Big f3n of the humble interjection "w3h", love s3ying it when surprised or 3fr3id

[cringelordofchaos]

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--im; 🇷🇸 - serbian × 🏳️‍🌈 - queer × ✝️ - (culturally)orthodox(+witchy ;))×××

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biggest obsession lately: BRAWL STARS (all fandoms)

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нЕмА сПаСа Ни ТеБи нИ мЕнИ сВе Је ЛаЖ и рАј сЕ ПеНи (/Ј)

MY FAVORITEST POST OF ALL TIME /hj... (unless...)

I forget to update my pronouns page frequently so it's not really worth checking out.

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DRAWING REQUESTS R ALWAYS OPEN! though my art skills r not up to everyone's standards, it's like free anyway so

(TMF Sean userboxes made by @speedydestinydream)

Uhm ok nobody's seeing this? Good. Rhea Ripley's hot AS FUCKKKK dude

Uhm and also. Random facts about me

I'm not autistic

I once hit my head so hard it was bleeding (and never got treated for it lmao)

Aaron Mitchell is just like me fr

By blood im actually more aromanian + Slovenian + ashkenazi Jewish + other shit than Serbian but by culture im Serbian (and Americanized... (Spend too much time on the net))

I love opposites attract trope because 100% of the time I relate to both the characters involved

I used to have an identity crisis over what kind of caricature I wanted to be but now I just let myself exist in peace without putting an active effort into just existing

I'm more culturally orthodox christian and tbh I don't really believe in that stuff but I won't give up the holidays and traditions. As for witchcraft it's fun and you can't exactly disprove the existence of spirituality so I am interested but again when I practice witchcraft it more feels like roleplaying so uhm. Not sure if I can call myself s true withx or a christian but who gives a shit.

Potentially alter human but I realized my obsession with alter human labels in the last might've been caused by the fact that I wasn't fully happy with who I was. still act like a creature at times though.

I have been called "fascinating" 6 times, once by a licensed psychiatrist.

I tend to overshare and also I was extremely scared of sharing the fact that I'm mostly aromanian because I thought it would reveal where I hid the money or some shit. I still am scared but oh well

Don't have ADHD either fuck that

I am at risk of a spine deformation. Lmao

I get extremely obsessive over fiction and it tends to last for... Idk? I don't count.

I'm picky yet indecisive as hell

Selfish and extremely lazy

So sarcastic all the time to the point of some people thinking I'm being genuine and then getting mad at me. I mean I dug my own grave there so.

I accidentally ghost people, respond really late to texts, if at all. I am trying to work on this because I have been made aware that this type of behaviour can genuinely hurt people and I don't want to hurt anyone

Had self diagnosed depression in the past

Cisginger

Autistic Craig Tucker real

Heavily heavily HEAVILY relate to Aaron Mitchell from the Mitchells Vs the machines (he is literally me in every way possible)

Unhealthily addicted to my phone

Sometimes draw but I'm horrible at it

My head hurts

Freakblr OG 💪

Suck at sports but like them but I hate working in teams because I'm afraid I'll disappoint everyone. Yaknow???

Experience self suspected social gender dysphoria (recovering)

Otherlink, mild specie dysphoria, possibly therian

Self suspected low object permanence

[doyoulikethisnonenglishsong]

Hello! and welcome to: 'Do You Like This Non-English Song?' ! Here we will attempt to share a wide range of songs - good and bad - old and new - that simply aren't in English!

The reason? Well, as someone who's first language isn't English, it feels like the world is so focused on the English language, on USAmerican and English culture - that at times other cultures get cast aside. I am aware that I may appear a bit hypocritical saying all of this in English, and that this way it may not reach as much of the target audience it may be trying to attract - but oh well. I don't know any better way of doing this.

Obviously anyone is welcome to this blog as long as you don't intend to behave discriminatory towards any culture !!!

• How polls will work:

Basically, the polls will have the song in question linked (through YouTube), and there will be a poll along with it asking "Do you like this song?" With the options being "No" and "Yes". Very typical, standard way of blog functioning, I am aware. It's as simple as it needs to be!

• Submission guidelines:

You can submit any non-english songs you want through the ask-box, ask any questions or attempt to conversate with me if you want to.

When submitting a song, provide the name of the song, the language it's in, and who made the song.

• Before you ask:

"Are songs containing English and another language at once eligible for submission?" Sure! Though if a song only has like, one word or sentence in another language and 99% of it is in English (eg. Amnesia Was Her Name by Lemon Demon) then I will not include it.

I hope I made myself and the purpose of this blog clear enough ! If you'd like, submit any songs you want, as long as theres not too much English in them. Let's share our cultures !! :)

Inspirations under the cut/tagging for exposure/blogs similiar to this one under the cut (sorry if I tagged you and you didn't wish to be tagged!!):

@doyoulikethiscountrysong @do-you-like-this-song @doyoulikethissong-poll

[xxangeldustanalogx]

stolas, sexting blitz:

i’ll be *your* little pony, blitziiiie xxx3 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ✨✨✨✨⭐️🌟💫🌟🌌🌌🌟🌠💫🌌🌌🌠🌟💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💛💛💛💫🌟✨🌌✨

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[cepheusgalaxy]

aisdindkicniehfurn

[Image descriptions: Four pictures of cavy in the wild. One of them has "Preá" written on it and looks like it could be the thumbnail of a YouTube video. /end ID.]

THEY'RE SO CUTE

[scarletlights]

Ascension

And here they were thinking the Synchro Machine thing would be the weirdest thing to ever happen to them.

And could you blame them? Even in the Pokemon world, people didn't mind-link with their starter pokemon every day, much less break the device doing it and accidentally pull the pokemons mind into their trainer's leaving the 'mon a vegetable.

….Ahem-

Still, Jake and Reikka made the most of it. Now they could work with the rest of their team evermore closely! Nevermind the occasional urge to dribble something or say "Ace!" more often. Really, they could go on, but anyway back to what led them to being in separate* bodies again.

They may have poked around some old ruins and found a weird painting and next thing they knew they were falling from the sky in a Zorua's body, landing square on who they'd come to know as a sworn partner.

Many, MANY things happened between the system realizing they could shapeshift and them fighting an alien pokemon that could fuck with the DNA of other pokemon, but they have neither the time or energy to recall all that.

Mmmmostly because they're currently melting.

"G…hhhhhgph…" Long story short, DNA unstable enough to shapeshift is especially susceptible to being messed with. Beforehand, they had a sort of system in order. Jake would go adventuring and fighting as long as he could, until the stress got to him and they deferred to the more experienced Pokemon in their head.

Now they were both having trouble just staying solid and sane. They didn't know what was real anymore. Words and pictures and minds swam through their head, dissolving and shifting and changing and warping and HURTING. Oh so much HURTING.

Bits of memories swirled and screamed and shouted, all begging for attention and getting louder when they tried to focus on just one.

And yet…one word. One thing stood out in the fog. '..wi….wwwwwis….' A ccc crystal. Crystal…p prison? That… "hhhggkk…."

Is tha t…

that was…

That's w whhy…

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It was…imp or ttant?

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A pppok3 mn.

'...wi iiiis h…'

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Go

*Shfff…*

Get.

*Gluerp…*

Almost…Reach…nearly…there!

VBXSEASCHVZWRUOKBCSTHVAA

They touched it. And all at once they were broken

And fixed.

"Who are you?" Spoke their mind.

"What do you desire?" Came the reply.

The words came instantly.

"I…want strength. Strength to…protect. To SAVE. To HELP."

".......Granted."

They burned. They froze. Were poisoned, paralyzed, frostbitten, put to sleep and had their very mind consumed. They broke apart down to the atom and pulled themselves back together through sheer DEVOTION. And nothing could compare to the feeling of a shattering mind being shoved through itself back into its proper place.

It didn't make sense.

It didn't have to.

In the far distance, Cameron finally couldn't keep up, collapsing to a knee before the invader, powerless to stop it from getting its wish from the Millennium Star. It stood over him and laughed, binding his throat and lifting him up to stare into his defeated eyes before it ended him. And then, the sun fell, crushing the monster and dragging it across the planet, carving a canyon through the world.

It broke free, but that didn't matter. "We're far from any life here. You made sure of that yourself." All it could muster in the face of karmatic light was a roar. "Your existence. ends. NOW."

Flames, frigid and searing, erupted around them…And from there they were on FULL autopilot. All they can tell you from there is they killed it and woke up in Cameron's home.

"Ugh…"

The bed wasn't as comfortable as it used to be, considering their…HER ankles draped over the footboard now. "Honeys?? Or…honey?" Rei's head snapped up, and there he was. "CAMMY!!" She was quick to lunge and start snuggling(much to the cat's shock). The sudden movement jostled Jake out of the cockles of their brain. 'Huhwaiwah-?!'

Rei mentally imposed Jake in the snuggle. 'Morning, buddy~!'

'We're…We're alive?!'

She was gonna snark, but a pained moan beneath her instantly raised an alarm. "Oh no, wait, I'm so sorry, Ca-

…?!"

Oh she was NOT still an oversized Raboot. At least she kept her sweater, but…woah. "...Holy Solgaleo..!" Feeling had returned to them, and not having bones was weird. But forget the bones, her bloomin' skin was felt and fabric!

And it was…honestly nice??? She was wonderfully warm and dry, and…heavy. 'Don't check if you have boobs don't check if you have boobs don't check if you ha' Her hands moved before their brain could stop them. 'Nopenopenope, not yet-' Jake thankfully jerked them to a stop. 'not while Cam is here.'

"Um. You gonna get off of me, ReiRei?"

"Oh, shit, sorry-" She scrambled to scoot off of him. "So…What happened?" "Wait, you don't remember?" She shook her head, simultaneously becoming aware of her massive ears and hair swishing behind her. "Ooh, that's cool…But, no. Why, did anything cool happen?"

"Are you JOKING?! You pulled the sun out of the sky!" Oh hell yeah. "Uh…Woah."

'...Can that wait? Head's starting to hurt again…xC' "Right, that can wait. Cuz, um." Both pairs of eyes drifted downwards, and cheeks flushed. "Yeah-"

Awkward silence swiftly followed.

"...Can I see how Jake's doing?"

"Yeah, sure-!!" Said Rei, a tad too enthusiastically. 'You ready?' She offered the metaphysical wheel. '...a-as I'll ever be.' They were already going through the motions of shifting forms to suit them. Except…they…weren't changing?

"...Uh?"

"Hello?"

"Are we changing at all?"

Did the wish have a bad side effect…?!

"You're…glowing, kind of."

"I…feel like we should be shifting, but we're not."

An idea occurred to Cameron. "Give me your paw." "What?" "I'm going to pull." "WHAT?!" "Please, just trust me on this-"

Cocking a brow, they complied as he stood up.

"Three…Two…Now!" He pulled, and nothing happened as far as any of them could tell. "...?" "Can you…try to shift again?" They complied for a moment, but the shock of another paw emerging from Rei's made them stop. "Keep going!" Cameron called, not letting go of the new paw. With a little trepidation, they continued.

"...Holy shit you're bi-generating."

"Bi-WHAT now?" Spoke two voices, and the heads they belonged to snapped to look at each other and scream. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" "Bi-generation. It's…a Doctor Who thing!" Cameron grunted, seeing as the resistance increased. "Well, kind of-

It's just the glow reminded me of it, I didn't expect it to work so-" Out popped a humanoid shape with a Zorua face, "wELL-?!" and tumbled to the floor.

"Ow…" It wasn't a perfect separation like in the show, there was still a strand of goop stretching from Jake's tail to Rei's arm, and…wait, no, her…elbow? Shoulder?? "...So it can move? Fascinating…" She murmured, brushing along her arm while the boys regained their bearings again.

'...Oh goodness I'm pinning him down-'

"Oh, I can still hear your thoughts!" Thankful for that derailment, Jake turned to his former headmate and was…honestly, stunned.

"...What's that look for?"

'You look like mom.'

"Like…" His mom was the one she idolized most. The one who made things so simple whenever they met. The one who welcomed Rei with open arms when she got stuck in Jake's head. The one who made them feel safe. The one who stayed strong no matter what. "...Mum."

She rose from her kneeling position. Anyone else would be intimidated, but Jake was…comforted. A warmth permeated the room as she lumbered forward and crouched down. "...I guess I really am your guardian angel now, huh?" She spread her arms.

They lunged into them, eyes wet.

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