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astral-scout · 1 month ago

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party rockers in the

#im sure someone has already made this joke but i think im hilarious #house md #hate crimes md #greg house #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #i feel like such a loser tagging things like look at me give me attention god. shut up.#scout talks house

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cryptocism · 9 months ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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fanaticalthings · 9 months ago

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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect #and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this #gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire #the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao #the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID #social media au #the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok #bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform #batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad #bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #lex luthor #stephanie brown #batfamily #damian wayne #tim drake #batkids #batfam #batbros #batman #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded #texts #fanatical posting

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stil-lindigo · 2 years ago

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mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!

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#pav you ray of joy i hope you never change #spoilers// ngl it is objectively hilarious that miles just. prevented pav from experiencing any hubris #keep on trucking pav im sure the universe wont prove you wrong or anything #also im sorry it took me so long to get to him #ive been busy with hobie brainrot which has alleviated. but it did take buying the artbook and an action figure of him so #anyway im rewatching this movie again on saturday i miss these characters so much #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #miles morales #stillindigo art

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quesocheeso · 1 month ago

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Woke up today and just started drawing nezha and I just realized that ttm!Nezha's relationship with ttm!Wukong is one of the funniest things ever

Wukong: out here living the married and no kids life

Nezha: what am I, chopped liver?

Mans like I don't want kids and Nezha is standing right next to him, little bitty kid just staring at him like *bombastic side eye*

Technically at the start of TTM Nezha is like his ward(?), cause nothing is really official, the imperial couple just have a random kid hanging around them lol

Can't wait to get to the part where Wukong is like "leave me alone baby... guGHHHHH YOURE MY BABY, YOURE MY BABY AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH—" (tiktok audio)

Nezha running away when he realizes how clingy Wukong is about to be

#lmk #sunset!au #ttm!au #time traveling monkey au #lmk sun wukong #lmk nezha #look these two are hilarious and im surprised how little ive done with them both #tho next chapter has them both #theyre silly #Wukong and Nezha living that mom-eldest daughter lifestyle fr #for those not aware: Nezha is an actual kid in the au #like mans got reborn and started from 0 again so he is quite literally a child in ttm and because im nice he actually gets to grow up

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starry-bi-sky · 11 months ago

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danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #danyal al ghul au #dpxdc memes #danyal al ghul #dpdc #truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU”#regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be #*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just #need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up #the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the #family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless #danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason #to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking #a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to #stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away #i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like #18 months old #about a year and a half.

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starscream-is-my-wife · 5 months ago

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This is part 1 of a continuation for my other post where LL Megatron gets trapped in the G1 universe, I was thinking about how someone would go insane in this cartoon world and thought "what if Megatron had someone else to accompany him" so, I gave Starscream an existential crisis

Edit: pt 2 here

#guys i cant continue this comic I'll get too attached to the “oh its g1 animation errors excuse”#“this has great potential to be hilarious” makes angst instead #starscream i love you but your shoulder spike thingies are annoying to draw #theres only two parts but i wanted to keep my streak of posting art daily #DO NOT BE FOOLED BY HIS CUTE FACE HES STILL EVIL hes just having alot of thoughts right now #sorry if my handwriting is hard to read at the end #i print when i can but i... unironicly write in cursive #transformers #megastar #megascream #megatron #starscream #megatron x starscream #transformers fanart #transformers g1 #tf idw #transformers au #ok looking at this a day later i realize how bad the flow is #note to self draw just make comics on the same canvas in the future #i will say though Ive never made comics before its pretty good for character angle practice! I need to do more of these #also use a character ref sheet!!! I gotta look at refs if im gonna do this cause its kinda obvious most of my drawings are from memory #G1 x LL AU

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sallymew4 · 6 months ago

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supposed to be studying but all i have on my mind is this mind-shattering uncle&nephew duo. i need to be sedated

#im like actually going to bite someone #stage play reigen and shou dynamic has my heart. i need to rewatch just for their interactions #theyre hilarious i love these two #imagine the hijinks. plleasseeseee #uncles are just wallet-stealing scumbags youre related to #look at them fucking posing in the top right one. they think theyre so fucking cool #‘now a serious one’ family picture #REIGEN GLARING AT HIM. sorry im going to study now #ugly queer uncle and his weird nonbinary nephew #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #sho suzuki #shou suzuki #low effort post af

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anony-mouse-writer · 1 year ago

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stuff hermits have been excited about the mail system for

- spam

- sending each other tnt (doesnt work because shulker boxes dont light tnt)

- reaching impulse about his equine extended warranty

- licking hermits faces

- spam

- stealing other hermit’s mail

- committing mail fraud

- spam

#so what im getting out of this #is that iskall is very lucking international post has regulations or that sahara invite could have been much worse #genuinely tho this is hilarious #do not trust any of them with public services whatsoever #hcx #mcyt

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freyadragonlord · 3 months ago

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Finished Heavenly Tyrant and my first comment is.........

......... Qin Zheng was WAY too funny for how much he sucked. Made me feel so conflicted.

Anyways, Heavenly Tyrant is an amazing book, highly reccomend!!!

Power to the people ✊️

#rest in pieces you hilarious bastard #...........is what i WISH i could say #unfortunately he lives #sometimes love makes you a better person and sometimes it makes you a disgusting prick #are we surprised #shimin i love you please go back to yourself #you're the best of them all #yizhi you morally ambiguous king #i love you #quielo wen'er and taiping i love you #i love women #women solidarity rules #sima yi you continue to be funny despite being the worst #impressive #im sorry your boyfriend died #zetian.....#last but not the least #best for last #best disaster girl #keep trying keep winning #i believe in you #still hoping she can have a fling with a woman in book 3 #are women inherently better? no. just statistically less likely to become a possessive psychopath about feeling lust for you #anyways great communism in this one #will maybe make some more coherent comment about the intersectionality of peace at some point #and how you cant have justicr unless EVERYONE has justice #heavenly tyrant #iron widow #heavenly tyrant spoilers

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sunny-sainz · 8 months ago

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Q: Someone wrote "viva España" in Lando's parking spot. Rumour is that it was you guys.

"In a sport dominated by the English, every now and then we need to remind them who's in charge"

He’s so right though…the English need serious reminding

#caco wrote the viva espana 2-1 and that’s just such a good move king #and it’s hilarious #but i also hate the English #no offense guys im just Indian #my family has lots of trauma sooo #carlos sainz #carlos sainz jr #scuderia ferrari #ferrari #formula one #f1

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theonewhowails · 1 year ago

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silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is

bonus? lmao

#my art #cotl #i am looking into your soul with my huge autistic eyes. read this fic right now. blease #hksfdjghdfghldkfg im sorry it just fucking kills me that for the first 4ish chapters narinder is just. so nasty #like all the followers are like There He Is. The Leader's Favorite Guy. and its this filthy half-dead cat that hasnt bathed in 10+ years #like he has hardly eaten the entire time he's been mortal and he looks like absolute dogshit #and their unbeatable normally serene and gracious leadergod is hovering around his stinky ass like omg nari hiiiiii #its fucking hilarious to me. and also heartwrenching bc this fic does also get into how hard it is to be alive when uve never learned how #gonna draw the twins desperately bringing him soap later i just had so many things i wanted to draw for this

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help-i-need-a-cool-username · 2 years ago

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Flash, on Tik Tok: put a finger down hero edition!

Flash: *points at Superman and Conner*

Flash: put a finger down if you've ever been cloned without your consent by a billionaire who wanted to use said clone to kill and replace you! And now you're coworkers!

Danny, sitting in his car, face completely blank, in a Tik Tok duet: *puts a finger down*

Dani: *pops her head over the seat and makes eye contact with the camera at the exact same moment*

#hinacu dpxdc #dp x dc #superman #superboy #danny phantom #dani phantom #clark kent #conner kent #danny fenton #dc #dp #couldnt get this hilarious image out of my head #well the image had just Superman doing the tiktok and its a angry rant but im not sure he'd actually do that #but Flash absolutley has a tiktok so now its him

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allthepandasintheworld · 3 months ago

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im begging does anyone have like, any sort of community or discord server or something hghaiuflkjshhlkghakhaklsd i have a need to scream about my boy who has every disease

#or at least just post art of him #silco #arcane silco #doodles #digital art #arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 spoilers #just bc it includes the s2 young silco design #im still kinda insane about him actually #they really really really designed a guy SPECIFICALLY for me to enjoy #a man with long dark hair and striking eyes and sharp features #augh like i think that's literally just.#hrhwgilukghalwk #also someone pointed out the darts game tracker and how (iirc) silco was winning and i love it #that's hilarious #bro has no depth perception and is still beating both benzo and vander #(or at least in my hc he's got no depth perception bc the yellow iris eye is a glass eye)#also something about him having an open collar in the shots where he's clearly comfy and happy #and then. post attempted murder. he's closed up. buttoned up. hoh #im insane about him #the artists went out and created a guy JUST for me

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mewhenthecat · 3 months ago

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doctordoombignaturals · 11 months ago

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this is like basically how that arc went if you squint

#i think im hilarious actually #jjba #hol horse #jean pierre polnareff #jjba boingo #my art👍#THIS HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR A WHILE. finally drew it. get real #ddbn greatest hits

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