#got high about it

[clownpassing]

everythinggggg sucksssss

[ewwww-what]

Ugh. Literally just let her go home???

[blueboybot]

Oh My God Another One

Danny: *laughing like a maniac after discovering a new power he could use to torment Vlad*

*Batfam arriving at the scene*

Danny, a bit high on chemicals: HI DAD! :D

Batman: ?!?!?

Red Hood: God not another one.

Red Robin: Black hair and blue eyes combo number four, now with meta powers.

Robin: Father your knowledge of basic intamacy practices needs to be revisited.

Batman: !?!?!?!?!?

Nightwing: Jeez B, don't you have enough already?

Stephanie: Right! It's just getting ridiculous at this point old man, pack it up!

Duke: He just blew up that construction site.

Cass: New brother.

Batman: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!

[bacchuschucklefuck]

truly this one's just for me. I can do what I want foreverrr

[thedreadvampy]

people seriously pretending EEAAO is overrated suddenly bc it swept awards? it swept awards largely because it is very very very good. I cried like someone who's just had a religious revelation BOTH times I watched it bc it touched something raw and real and beautiful but it was also just very, very funny. everyone's performance kills and the concept is creative and interesting and doesn't distract from the emotional core. you guys are just contrarian.

[flowing-between-space]

Love feeling my cock get hard against your ass after I grab you by the neck from behind and start groping your tits. It turns me on so fucking much. Like do I just bend you over the nearest counter, pull whatever you're wearing down around your thighs, and just fucking take you right there? Or do I take my time teasing you? Pulling your shirt up and making you suck on my fingers while your tits are out and my cock is throbbing against your ass. Mmm, I need you to make a mess out of my fingers so I can rub it all over your nipples before turning you around and pushing you back into the counter. Fuck, well now I have you against the counter, tits out, drool all over your nipples and my fingers... Do I grab your hand and move it down to my cock so you can feel how much I throb for you while we make out? Or do I just pull all your clothes off and put you on the counter? Mmm, your legs spread wide open, just waiting for whatever I do next. Do I kiss my way up your thighs and split your pussy open with my tongue? Just licking and sucking on your clit until you cum all over my face. Or do I slip my fingers inside you and grab you by the neck with my other hand? Just holding you there by your neck, relentlessly fingering you until I force you to cum all over my fingers. Mmm, so many decisions. So many ways to fuck you. So many ways to make you cum.

[swampybogg]

[twinstxrs]

brennan reintroducing the bad kids with genuine titles they hold in canon like “archdevil” “captain of the owlbears” & “risen saint” but adding “holder of the tin flower” to gorgug’s intro because of how gorgug offering his tin flower to fabian, even after they fought, so effectively represents the type of person gorgug is (a kind one).

[keferon]

…..I should be working rn but one of the songs in my playlist hit harder than usual so

[contakaidigon]

4am cup of coffee

Featuring the medal of wit from gorgug and the scars on his hands from the nightmare forest :)

[ribbittrobbit]

[natjennie]

something about "your anger isn't scary to me" is making me so emotional. something about as above so below, cassandra as a mirror of kristen. something about "I've been dropping the ball a lot lately" and kristen's struggles with adhd. something about teenage girls and rage and fury and justice. something about adaine's vision of ruining fallinel and the sylvaire looking for revenge. something about sadness and doubt and anger and love. something about "I choose to understand" being the absolute core theme of d20 in general. something something.

[tojisun]

beast simon preparing you for days so you can take in his knot. he clicks his tongue when you get whiny and desperate, and grabs you by your jaw because you’re not being obedient; because you insist that you can take all of him already when he can barely fit four of his fingers in you. you always end up squirming, legs shutting close as you cum, splintered moans scratching from your ragged throat. but you’re too overstimulated already, so wrung dry, and you feel like your cunt’s been stretched out enough. you say this to simon and all he does is pull your face close to his, his gaze intense, before grunting out, “next time i hear y’whine, my knot’s goin’ down y’r throat instead.” that shouldn’t have made you wetter than you are already—

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I don’t know how I’ve just realized this but like we’ve had a lot of injustice this season considering the fact that the big mystery is surrounding a fallen goddess of justice

Like we got

Riz possibly not being able to get into college

Sklonda having her pension withheld for no reason

Fig getting dropped from her record label

Gorgug having to take three years of artificer at once because he’s too nice (eventually having to shed that part of himself at times to succeed)

Fabian finally getting to go home to his mom after not seeing her for months only for her to immediately leave him alone for months on end when he clearly doesn’t know how to fend for himself

Adaine not performing well in class because she can’t afford her class despite having saved the world and literally being the elven oracle

Kristen literally getting expelled for something that had been cleared up before despite literally earning and working her ass off for an A

The Ratgrinders being so much farther ahead in everything than the Bad Kids because they found a way to cheat the system despite the Bad Kids literally saving the world

Like this definitely has something to do with the bringing back of the corrupted goddess of justice right?

[ewwww-what]

The world isn’t over, you just need to have a double birthday party and sleepover with your best friend

[egophiliac]

starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.