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Just thought up of two ocs' backstories and damn near cried because of how bittersweet my mind ended their arc in the story as if I don't have the power to change that.

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The way I wanna draw these two more but the mind is empty

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In the Date Everything universe if one was to be killed and turned into taxidermy would they be counted as an object and would the glasses work on them or is it still technically a dead body?

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Before and after

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Idt this counts as a NSFW post truly but. NSFW topic?

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Gen-Z Severus Snape: Part 3

James, cornering Severus on a random morning: I’m going to say this once! I know you’re planning on making a move on Lily, so you better take that idea out of your head!

Severus, who’s the gayest mother-fucker (apart from Dumbledore) that walks these halls, moves his hand and places it on James chest: I’m gonna hold your tit when I say this…

Sirius, at a complete loss for words: ???

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*Charity, Aurora, and Severus in the courtyard studying*

Charity: So what does the root—

Severus, getting up randomly as Mulciber walks past: Sorry, my ride is here.

Aurora, whispering: What a slut…

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Charity, trying to study with Severus(again): I don’t even what this means….

Severus, not paying attention as he watches Mulciber from the corner of his eye and whispering to himself: raw, raw, raw ra-a-a-w or what ever Lady Gaga said…

Charity, on the verge of crashing out: WHO THE FUCK IS LADY GAGA?!

Severus: Don’t worry about it—

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Bruce, who convinced Severus to come to one of his quidditch practices: are you coming?

Severus, looking at Mulciber’s quidditch uniform: yeah, on you. CATCH!

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*James and Sirius being loud during breakfast*

Severus, as he walks past Madam Pomfrey: Nurse, its awake…

Madam Pomfrey: ???

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Mulciber, standing in the middle of the dorm room getting ready for Hogsmead: How does this look?

Severus: Flash us.

Mulciber: Excuse me?

Severus: Nothing. Wait, something’s off…

Mulciber, too scared to ask but asking anyways: …What?

Severus: Oh! It’s just my pants!

Edmund and Wilhelm who just walked in: …wtf

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The End.

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Gen-Z Severus Snape: Part 2

Slytherin Dormroom:

Severus, showing off a new outfit: Look at this… my waist? Gone!

Charity, who (somehow) snuck in: Ohhh okay!!

Severus, still posing: It’s the malnutrition.

Charity: what-

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Aurora, holding Charity’s hand: Charity and I are dating!

Wilhelm, holding Edmund’s hand: Ed and I are dating!

Severus, in the corner crying his eyes out: HOW AM I A BISEXUAL AND STILL SINGLE!?

Bruce, who’s been inlove with Severus for 3 years now: *You’re fucking joking right….*

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Bruce, ready to head out for Quidditch practice: Alright, I’ll come back in a couple of hours.

Severus, reading a book on his bed: you forgot your broom.

Bruce: Oh,thanks!

Severus, whispering: Can I ride your broom?

Bruce, who has hearing that’s too good for his own good: What-

Severus: what-

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Hogwarts Courtyard:

Aurora, studying: I hardly even have time to relax these days…

Severus, some how chocking on a grape: And I’m hardly fucking breathing!

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Charity: It’s so comforting when your father gives you a nice big hug. Know what I mean?

Severus, who hates his father more than Tobias hates him: … yeah, no, totally. Mhm-

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*Severus seeing The Mauraders from afar*

Severus: It’s the opps!

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The End.

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Redraw!!

If you remember, I salute to you veteran.. but also how dare you cuz it looked so bad bro.. OPPS I TELL YOU

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As a matter of fact tell me yall's thoughts on them. Snape sympathizers, Marauder praisers, Lily Evans worshippers show me all of your unfiltered thoughts about them and their time at Hogwarts.

This if for research purposes, I need this going forward when forming my own opinion on them as a group.

First of all I would like to start of by saying FUCK J.K Rowling. May the toe crust of a thousand unwashed army men feet find there way into her damn eyes and the burn melts her optic nerves to the point where her vision is still intact but it's so blurry that not even glasses will help her see when someone walks up to her and knock her ass out with a bat.

Second of all, I need someone to give me information on Harry Potter but ONLY the Marauders, Snape and Lily. I never gave a flying fuck about anything Harry Potter related before but I've seen a few tiktoks bring up Severus and the Marauder's relationship in school and I need a full unbaised open on both sides of the story. No putting the Marauders on a pedestal, no trying to downplay Severus' horrible actions, no Lily praising. I want to know what is going on.

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First of all I would like to start of by saying FUCK J.K Rowling. May the toe crust of a thousand unwashed army men feet find there way into her damn eyes and the burn melts her optic nerves to the point where her vision is still intact but it's so blurry that not even glasses will help her see when someone walks up to her and knock her ass out with a bat.

Second of all, I need someone to give me information on Harry Potter but ONLY the Marauders, Snape and Lily. I never gave a flying fuck about anything Harry Potter related before but I've seen a few tiktoks bring up Severus and the Marauder's relationship in school and I need a full unbaised open on both sides of the story. No putting the Marauders on a pedestal, no trying to downplay Severus' horrible actions, no Lily praising. I want to know what is going on.

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I just remembered that in the new Monster High movies it was stated that Frankie was made from synthetic parts. So doesn't that technically make them a synthezoid instead of something of the dead?

I may be wrong, I only heard people saying they're made of synthetic parts because I didn't watch the movies. Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

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My friend sent me this screenshot and it has been taking me out eversince 😭😭😭

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When I think about certain cookies in Cookie Run it makes me wonder wtf some of those witches were thinking when they made certain cookies.

Like some of those cookies are NOT edible, they just be in that kitchen finding whatever and going "Yup! Grade A cookie material."

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Ain't no damn way!

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perfect fluorescence 🌊

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Hearing No Good Deed in the trailer got me like:

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just going for a walk in the park! (in Metropolis, of course.)