#date everything game

[calliemityganon]

tumblr ate this post at first for some reason but okay. guys. listen to me. hear me out.

as the number one (and probably only) audrey x toaster advocate. please consider. audrey x the toaster lady from the future hit game "date everything." can someone please draw fanart please PLEASE SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME

[jayperior]

Here to announce that I am a Staff Writer on this wild game! Very big thanks to Ray Chase, Robbie Daymond, and Amanda Hufford for taking a chance on me~ I was responsible for the creation, writing & dialogue routes for 4 characters (not in the trailer). Stay tuned for their reveals!

[domdinh]

Hey, Tumblr!

I'm so stoked to have been apart of this wonderful lil game called Date Everything!, where you can literally date EVERYTHING in your home.

This game was created by the wonderful minds of Sassy Chap Games, produced by:

Ray Chase (voice of Noctis in FFXV, Neuvilette in Genshin, Roy in Fire Emblem)

Robbie Daymond (voice of Prompto in FFXV, Goro in Persona 5, Dorian in Critical Roll)

Max Mittelman (voice of Ryuji in Persona 5, Saitama in One Punch Man, Plagg in Miraculous)

Amanda Hufford (voice of Ragatha in The Amazing Digital Circus, Spectral Shifter Morgan in SMITE, Haniyyah in Genshin Impact)

This game has it all; 100 dateable characters FULLY voiced by your favorite voice actors, at least 3 endings per character, and as part of the writing staff of this game, I can guarantee you'll laugh, cry, and overall just have a fun time getting to know all of these characters!

I'm so pumped to have been apart of this game and we hope you'll enjoy it when we eventually release!

Watch the trailer on YouTube here!

It's releasing on ALL platforms so wishlist us on Steam, Xbox, PS5, and Nintendo Switch!

[sirpseudonymphoapish]

just some thoughts of mine, that being said, the game is called Date Everything! and actually looks super epic!!! Id reccomend actually checking it out. its not out yet, but its got a ton of voice actors and humor. Rooting for the games release for sure! BUT,,, id love to just date the fridge by itself😍 ifykyk

[sea-grunks-dating-sim]

[puppyeared]

learning abt friendship decay and "not reaching out to your friends for months at a time unprompted is not neurotypical behaviour" has me feeling a certain way

[whatlovelybones-if]

"the screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain" THE WHAT?! YOU DARE AVERY??? AND WTF J???

What would happen if MC and J were about to kiss, but MC suddenly stopped and just apathetically stared at them and said that they resented them for not being their first kiss, and just left? 😂😂

(Also, did MC have a some sort of relationship before the story began, or is that left for headcannon?)

it started with a simple statement.

“i won’t be riding back with you today,” J said.

you didn’t mind, not really. of course, you used to take every opportunity to spend time with them, but you could understand that they had their own life and sometimes their plans didn’t line up with yours.

“anything special you got planned?” you joked while closing your school locker, but you feel your insides wither and shrivel like a crumpled flower when they give you the actual reason.

“avery wanted to take me home today,” J said, shrugging like it wasn’t a big deal but the embarrassed pink on their cheeks give them away.

you had a feeling whatever was going to happen today, you wouldn’t be liking it at all. on top of that, J was acting weird as hell. not to mention that this avery person had been someone they’d been weirdly close the past couple of days.

you also happen to know that avery lived on the other side of town, completely off the route you and J took to get home every day. avery wasn’t just giving them a ride; it was something else. the more you thought about it, the more it sounded like a date. a motherfucking date.

you felt your heart starting to weigh three times heavier as you forced a smile and said, “oh, sure, that’s fine.” and then, before you could stop yourself, you found yourself stupidly asking, “so did they ask you out on a date or something?”

to save yourself the embarrassment and act nonchalant, you find yourself ruffling their hair slightly. if J noticed that you were forcing it, they didn’t let it show. instead they just laughed nervously, trying to fix their hair, and said, “actually, i was the one who ended up asking them out.”

wonderful. you wanted to scream, but you managed to give them the fakest smile you could. “i’m so happy for you.”

J picked up on the hint that maybe you weren’t feeling as happy as you’re saying you are because they asked, “are you alright, teddy?”

that nickname hurts even more now as you nod, “of course, why wouldn’t i be?”

one of J’s love languages has always been physical touch and everything just gets a lot more complicated; their hand on your back is warm, the inky dark eyes that stare back at you are kind and worried, the full pink lips that you wish to kiss look so inviting. they smell the same as always: leather, strawberries, spearmint, and marlboro red smoke masked by a fancy cologne/perfume.

“did i do something wrong?” J asks, looking like a kicked puppy.

you can’t stand it. the concerned look on J’s face as they ask you what’s wrong when everything is wrong right now. it’s wrong that they can’t see how much you love them. it’s wrong that they can’t see how loving them has become second nature for you. it’s wrong that they can’t see how you don’t want to be just their best friend.

knowing them, you know your best friend is probably imagining a thousand different scenarios of how they must’ve hurt you. but you know that they didn’t hurt you, they could never do that, at least not intentionally.

then you do it. you actually do it. one of the stupidest things you have ever done in your 15 years of existence.

you leaned in and kissed them.

the look on J’s face makes you wanna crawl into your own skin and die. their body had tensed up, their lips frozen open, parted but not uttering a sound. all of that was enough to tell you that it was fucking mistake. so you do the only thing that made sense to you at that moment: you turn and run outside like a fucking coward.

time seemed to slow down, each second stretching impossibly beyond normal. the only sound that could be heard was the rain. heavy, rhythmic, and coming down without pause. you don’t even feel the chill setting in as your whole body burns with the shame of what you did and the image of J’s reaction only makes your skin crawl more.

stupid, stupid, stupid!

you run across the parking lot to get to your car and book the hell out of the school campus. you utter a loud curse when you check your pockets and realise you left your car keys in your locker.

you’re soaked to the bone and you aim a swift kick at your car; panting like you just ran a marathon, hair sticking to your neck and cheeks, heavy breathing pushing your chest up and down, your face wet from both the rain and your tears.

tears? no, you’re not wrong, you can feel the saltiness mixing up with the rain and pouring down your face. you haven’t cried in forever. at least not in a genuine way.

why in the world did it have to J of all people that you had to fall for? they had been your best friend since you were kids, always a constant and comforting presence in your life. almost a decade of friendship down the drain because of your stupid feelings. it wasn’t worth it at all to lose your best friend like this.

your best friend who’s now calling your name. a yell in the distance muffled by the sound of the rain and of your breaking heart. your breath hitches but you ignore them. there’s no way you can face them, not right now.

“for god’s sake, you can’t just kiss me and walk away! hey!” J yells out.

“go away, J! i really don’t want to talk to you right now.”

they catch up to you, refusing to let you run off again. “and why is that, hm?”

“i don’t know!” you answer, throwing up your hands in exasperation. “i’m ignoring you right now.”

“well,” J continues to stubbornly come closer, “i am ignoring the fact that you’re ignoring me.”

you give them a glare. “that’s not how it works.”

J matches your challenging glare. “fine then. tell me why you kissed me and i will leave you alone.”

“i kissed you because i love you, you daft dumbo!” you nearly yell, frustrated beyond reason. ignoring the dumbfounded look on J’s face, you continue, “i’ve loved you ever since we were kids. i love your eyes and how they sparkle like stars when you’re talking about music. i love your voice and how it soothes me whenever i’m having a hard time. i love how you know me and know exactly what to say to make me feel better whenever and wherever. i just love you so much and i cannot stand the thought of you with avery. i will get over this though, J, just give me some ti—”

in a heartbeat, they lean in and their lips are on yours. you can’t help the gasp which slips out of your mouth, too surprised, too tense, and J holds your face dearly like you’re something precious, pressing your lips and body against theirs with something akin to desperation. both of you so entirely soaked from the rain, so entirely frightened, so entirely in love.

when the kiss ends, it’s because both of you are completely out of breath. J doesn’t let the space between the two of you grow any further, though. they instead press themselves further against you, your bodies fitting like perfect puzzle pieces.

“don’t get over me,” they plead, the taste of strawberry in your mouth, forehead against yours, dark eyes fluttering close. “don’t ever get over me.”

“b-but,” you stutter, head still spinning, “what about avery?”

J groans, following it up with a chuckle. “one date and i think even they’d be able to see it.”

“see what?”

“how you are the one i’m in love with.”

before you can even process what they just said, they lean in again to seal it with a kiss.

[rustytrident]

seeing all these mixed opinions ab nightbringer and here i am giggling and kicking my feet cause we get to rizz up the demons all over again

[akabaka-dev]

Darling vs Stardust

[anintrovertedechoe]

dude im going to cry what

[seyo]

remaining survivors of the fandom will disappear one by one ij six months and i'll be playing chamber of reflection on loop just like i do with everything

[liulyam]

long overdue for some AITSF fanart

[jayperior]

Absolutely honored that a character I wrote was featured in a Nintendo Direct!

Hope everyone is looking forward to meeting Textbox-chan in Date Everything!

[thedeafprophet]

Also back in my 'video games issue with lack of body diversity' topic I think this becomes even more of a problem when it's a game with many many characters.

Like it's questionable in a small cast, you certainly could have done more. But in places with 10s, 100s of characters, and not a single one is at least slightly fat? That's particularly standout and questionable

[bluebstopcat]

Hey Nerds, I know this isn't my usual type of post, but I was a programmer on Date Everything, and it's finally been announced! It's an absolutely silly love letter to dating simulators about flirting with anthropomorphized household objects, and I was lucky enough to work with some incredible people in making it a reality.

I'm actually also sort of in it? Hard to explain, but if you've ever wanted a video game where I, Jane, can be briefly dated, here you go. Also my oc, the abstract concept of development hell, is cannon and buried in the game's file.

It was a joy to work on, and I hope y'all enjoy it when it releases!

[stolenlandsshitposts]

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