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Speaking of buff women.. have them headlock me while they pound me from behind 😍 Arle is who i have in mind specifically.. but applies to many

The— the way so many of the genshin women would have muscular arms that are perfect for head locking you 🥵

You can feel the slight tightening around your throat that’s not too tight, but tight enough where you could feel the absolute power they hold. They could choke you out if they wanted to, but just feeling their bicep squishing around your face has you whining in pleasure. Especially since their tight hold is to ensure you can’t move away (not like you wanted to)

The headlock, matched with the brutal thrusts of their strap/cock, has your body slamming forward and back. Their hips smacking your rear and making you feel all sore and tender. They’re too rough! But instead of a complaint you just babble incoherently, too drunk on their dick to think of anything but their name.

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OMG OMG GYM AU???? I CAN'T IMAGINE THE THINGS THEY WOULD DO TO US IN SECRET!!!! WE WOULD PROB SNEAK OFF TO THE SHOWERS BEFORE WE HEAD HOME AND THEM SNEAKING INTO OUR SHOWER AND FUCKING US WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS OUTSIDE, WORKING OUT, AND HAVING NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON IN THE SHOWER, AND HOW WE'RE GETTING THE SHIT FUCKED OUT OF US

GAJDJJE SHOWER SEX AT THE GYM 🤭

Imagine getting crammed into a small, individual shower with the woman of your choice, hot water cascading down your bodies while she pounds you against the wall sloppy style. One hand over your mouth so you don’t moan too loud and alert the others in the room to what you were doing. Or, if it’s one of those shower rooms where the room is just one big shower with no walls, imagine the amount of women taking care of you at once. For what started as just an innocent shower, has ended up into a full on explicit orgy with them holding you between them and passing you around like a blunt in the showers.

And speaking of secret locker room shenanigans, I feel like it’s common for you to get dragged into the locker rooms to eat out/suck off whoever was lucky enough to snag you. Just getting down on your knees with their hand roughly grasping your scalp, pushing you deeper against their sex while they groan at your oral skills. “Good girl…” they praise, stifling a moan when they cum into your mouth “Quickly now, or else the others will get suspicious.”

Oh to be the shared gym whore of the genshin women 🤤

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Gym au OMLLL YES GAWD-

Taking a gym course RN that requires us to do all types of stretches that end up with my face on the floor and ass in the air 🥲 wouldn't mind though if any of the genshin girlies watched 😌😌

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THE GENSHIN GIRLIES CAN BE SUCH HIDDEN PERVERTS ABOUT IT TOO 🤭

Just imagine you doing a few stretches that have your legs spread or you sticking your rear up in the air. Mualani chokes on her water, Beidou is unbashedly drooling, and Navia and Mavuika are trying to hide their lustful gazes behind their sunglasses. Although, who wears sunglasses at the gym when it’s indoors…? Navia and Mavuika do, so they could check you out without anyone noticing.

Even women like Jean and Dehya are unable to tear their gazes from you. They feel so ashamed for watching you like this, but with how innocently you stretch in front of them, arching your back, it causes their cores to feel hot. Their gym shorts suddenly feel too restrictive, as some women rush to splash water on their faces or take care of themselves in the locker room.

You are hot, undoubtedly hot. You’d definitely be the gym crush of every woman there, the genshin women trying to keep their lust for you a secret whenever you walk into the room with your cute ass in some really short shorts 😣

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Gym au

Gym AU where you decide to go the gym for the first time and you’re immediately surrounded by hot muscular women 🥵

You can’t even concentrate on your reps as you keep staring at the floor to avoid anyone’s gaze. Unfortunately for you however, your bad posture and lack of experience causes many of the women to notice, and they all walk towards you to “help” so you don’t hurt yourself.

“Stop stop stop, you’re going to strain yourself if you bend like that,” a redhead (Mavuika) is suddenly putting her hands on you to adjust your position. “Hey, were you planning on using that machine next? You need a spotter, I’ll help you,” another woman (Beidou) is sidling up to you and wrapping her arm around your waist. Oh what I’d give to be doted on by a bunch of pretty women at the gym. They’d take care of you and make sure you’re okay, slowly getting closer to you the more you go to the gym and catching feelings for the pretty newbie who has no idea what she’s doing.

P.S: I imagine one day you forget your water bottle and it’s an all out competition for whose water bottle you can drink from. Because technically if you share their water bottle it’s basically an indirect kiss 😅

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Speaking of buff genshin women, I feel like this meme fits so well with you and the genshin woman of your choice:

Like just imagine you’re going to the gym to workout, and you see the FINEST woman you’ve ever seen just casually flexing and checking herself out in the mirror. Then she catches you staring at her in the mirror and calls you cute in her TikTok 😭😭😭

I WOULD EXPLODE. WIFE ME UP.

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lis hear me out okay.. navia uses a claymore so best believe her biceps are packing and her back too.. but like imagine that trend where reader is like “my gf copies everything i do” then takes a snap of their arm then navia copies flexing that delicious bicep BOOM SHAKALAKA YASS GAWWWDDD

(Can also apply to arle, jean, ei, beidou, mavuika you name em buff women)

SCREAMINGGGGGG. NAV— NAVIA FLEXING- NAVIA FLEXING HER BICEP OH MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE OH GOD—

BUFF FEMMES I LOVE BUFF FEMMES. Navia’s muscles ohmllldkj I’m drooling, she needs to crush my face in between her arm muscles pls. It’s so cute to imagine you doing the trend with your genshin girlfriend though. Just flexing your arm for one shot and then your girlfriend copies it and her arm is so much bigger and muscular than yours 🤤

Claymore ladies oh how I love you. I feel like this also applies to the ladies who use bows too, considering that it takes a lot of strength to fire a bow. You better believe that women like Sara, Ganyu, Amber, etc. are RIPPED. SCULPTED BACK MUSCLES AND LARGE ARMS. BICEPS FLEXING. OUHHHHHH

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Fontaine equestrian games but I'm gonna ride them instead 👍🏻 like can you ride furina or arlecchino better?

SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A WOMAN 👍

It’s my Cowgirl AU all over again, but instead of cowgirls you get hot sapphic equestrians. Maybe before a big competition you pull your girlfriend to the back and give her the riding of her life before she actually gets on the horse. Her legs are a little shaky (specifically for Furina) but she’s smiling and playing it cool as she aces the competition.

Afterwards though, I imagine they are quick to go home, not caring too much about the medal ceremony as they want to have you ride them properly. This time in the privacy of their own bedroom, instead of some scratchy hay bales in a barn <3

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Navia seems like she would know how to ride a horse. So for that reason I propose: Fontaine women being equestrians. Specifically Navia, Clorinde, Furina, Arlecchino and Chevreuse because I think they would look so HOT in the equestrian uniform. (Specifically for dressage)

LIKE AHSJKSJSS DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN??? They’d look so handsome! Also imagine after the competitions, they trot over to you and bend down to receive their rewarding kiss for winning the competition 😣😣

Besides the Fontanians, Jean, Eula, Amber, Ningguang, Beidou, Ayaka, Chasca, Dehya and Signora seem like the type to know how to ride as well! Perhaps they compete against the Fontaine girls and represent their respective regions…

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Unfortunately, Navia seems like the type to absolutely love sparkling water. I hate it, but if you marry Navia, you always have at least 3 cases of La Croix in the house and Navia drinks it all herself 🫠

Imagine going grocery shopping for her and the cashier just watches you pile on several cases onto the conveyer belt. Then you have to go “…they’re for my wife” as a defense because you don’t want to be seen as a sparkling water enjoyer.

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what if we muzzle yae in the hybrid au? or muzzle.. arlecchino, maybe? how do you think they’d react?

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All the animal hybrids hate being muzzled. Vet! Reader would never muzzle the hybrids unless absolutely necessary, so on the rare occasion that she does, Miko and Arlecchino would go berserk.

Miko is thrashing around, trying to get the muzzle off her before the Vet could touch her, meanwhile Arlecchino is snarling with large strands of drool leaking from the bars of her mask. The muzzle is only used as a precaution when you’re doing something they dislike (like trimming their nails or removing a thorn), and once it’s over, boy are they angry. They’ll be bearing their teeth at you before lunging at you to pin you down, their pheromones flooding the room, as their anger triggers a rut-like response.

Their teeth gnash at the bars until you finally undo the clasps and set them free. The moment the muzzle is off though, Miko/Arlecchino are too lost in their anger to go back to their enclosures. Their teeth rip at your scrubs and tear the weak fabric away until you’re left nude on the floor.

Well, this isn’t your first rodeo when dealing with feral hybrids. You knew they would have to release their pent up energy in some way 😅

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Bruh stoats are viscous for their size

Worlds smallest weasel and they’re perpetually salty about it

That’s literally just Chiori holding Hamster! Furina in her mouth (she’s alive dw)

Stoat! Chiori is absolutely terrifying though. It doesn’t matter if she’s tiny and skinny, she will bite the tips of the other animals’ noses without mercy, she knows where to attack first 😭😭

I like to think Stoat! Chiori sneaks into the bird hybrid’s nests to steal some of their eggs, and then presents them to the Vet who is like “no Chiori! We are supposed to leave the eggs, not steal them!” and she makes Chiori put them back. Even though Chiori was trying to impress you by showing that she could gather food, if you tell her no, she’ll put them back :((

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Omg Navia and Escoffier having a competitive bake off to win reader's heart

BATTLE OF THE BLONDE BAKERS 😅

Every time you mention that you’re hungry, it suddenly turns into an ultimate cooking showdown between Navia and Escoffier to see whose dish satisfies your cravings. Both of them are in the kitchen whipping up some elaborate 3 star Michelin meal, and you’re just sitting at the table, only there to look pretty and taste test whatever the pretty ladies feed you.

“Try this, do you like it? I know how much you love strawberry,” Escoffier smiles and wipes your lips with a napkin. “N-Now wait just a minute! I’m whipping up something extra delicious for you, the most elaborate dessert you’ve ever eaten!” Navia hurriedly rushes over to tilt your chin to her, dabbing a little bit of frosting on your lip. Both women are seeking your approval, waiting intently to see whose dish you like better.

You are overwhelmed by the taste of such delicious flavors, as well as the attention of two women both vying for your attention. In the end, you can’t decide between the two dishes, so all three of you just sit back and eat them together. But they feed you, ofc. They just love seeing you so full and happy from their cooking 🩷

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OOP I DIDN'T REALIZE CHIORI ALREADY HAD AN ANIMAL HYBRID VERSION 💀

If you still plan to do stoat!Chiori I don't mind, I just didn't know fox!Chiori beat me to it 😓

Anyway, I was considering hedgehog!Chevreuse (her poofy hair reminds me of hedgehog quills) but I am not sure if hedgehogs would fit Chevy as a character. It would be cute to imagine her curling up in a ball though 🥰

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Nahh you’re all good. Whats fun with my AUs is that they are all very flexible, so we can play around with what the genshin women are as much as we like. The story is always twisting with what you guys want to see, so there isn’t usually a solid canon 😊

Anywho, Hedgehog! Chevreuse actually fits a lot more than I expected. She’d be so prickly and standoffish, flaring up her little quills whenever she feels threatened or wants to protect you. It…doesn’t do much however, considering that Chevreuse is just a tiny little thing (at least in animal form), and you’re, well…human. It’s the thought that counts when Chevy wants to protect you though, screeching and puffing up into a ball so that any predators can leave you alone.

I guess in human form it’s more threatening because Chevreuse is larger and her hair puffs up to scare people away. But as a hedgehog, she really is just a spiky ball. She thinks she’s doing her part as your mate to help you, but no one is threatened by Chevreuse’s ball form. They just play along to stroke her ego 😭

Hedgehog! Chevreuse curled up into a ball: FEAR ME. STAY AWAY FROM MY MATE.

House Cat! Lynette: *resisting the urge to swat at her like a ball*

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Yet another contribution I would like to add to the animal hybrid AU: Stoat/Ermine Chiori!

Since stoats raid nests, the vet will have to monitor the bird hybrids' nests to make sure Chiori doesn't take them for herself 😅

And she will have beef with animal hybrids larger than her in typical stoat fashion, so chances are the vet won't be able to turn her back for one second without Chiori trying to throw hands 💀

Also, since stoat fur changes color depending on the season like arctic foxes, there will come a time where Chiori's brown fur will change into white when winter arrives (Curse the dreaded molting season™️)

- 🐊 anon, aka Chiori, Chevy and Emilie's housewife

Chiori is so aggressive no matter what animal we make her as 😅

I think in the past I’ve made her a caracal once for the hybrid au, that one is pretty self explanatory for Chiori’s anger issues. Bur Stoat! Chiori is even funnier because she’s so tiny. Just a little skinny rodent who hops around and has beef with everyone for no reason. Raven! Mona steps too close to her territory? Chiori is screaming and hopping around her to attack. Even with animals who are way bigger than her (like Fox! Miko for example)

Hm, Chiori lowkey reminds me of a Norwegian Lemming in this case. Always strutting around like she owns the place (cuz she does) and making everyone bow down to a prey animal. Even the Vet obeys what Chiori wants, but mostly because Chiori is just too cute when she’s angry. She doesn’t scare the Vet, she’s too precious 🩷

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Looool, The Vet trying to scold Bat!Hu Tao, only for who to use her striking cuteness to disarm her is too funny.

Also, just thinking of Hu Tao eating a that had read juices, like she eats in the enclosure of another hybrid, and causes the other to panic because they think it's blood dripping on them, though if they just took a moment to sniff it they'd realize it's like, pomegranate juice 💀

Que The Vet getting frustrated and giving Hu a harsh (consensual) fucking to correct her brattiness (It doesn't work. If anything it seems like she was anticipating this 🤭)

(Also yusss, they're very fun to read! Also for some reason the description "scary but cute" reminds of that one meme comic where there's a biblically accurate angel doing th whole "BE NOT AFRAID!" thing, and the person just goes "would" and the angel just awkwardly responds back "be... somewhat afraid" 🤣)

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Bat! Hu Tao is such a fiend for fruit, destroying the Vet’s crops and eating all her food. Especially if her crops involve red fruit 😭😭

Whenever Hu Tao swoops down to steal a handful, she flies off into another animal’s enclosure to hide in and munch on her stolen treasures. A hybrid like Xilonen would just feel something cold and liquidy drip onto her snout while she’s sleeping, and she’ll slowly look up to see Hu Tao hanging from the ceiling, with the most terrifying glowing eyes as her mouth is drenched in red liquid. Xilonen screams and runs out of her enclosure, failing to notice that it wasn’t blood, it was just Hu Tao devouring a strawberry. She’s always been a verymessy eater…

Xilonen, cowering behind the Vet: I’m telling you…she is a VAMPIRE. SHE ATE SOMEONE HERE.

Vet! Reader, looking up to see Hu Tao smiling “innocently” and sucking on a strawberry: …Uh huh

No matter how many times the Vet has to tell the other hybrids that Hu Tao is a fruit bat, they just don’t believe her. Hu Tao is too scary to be a fruit bat, so she must be a vampire! (At least to them)

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You might want to invest in some security

Who knows, maybe more hot sexy ladies break into your house and start ruining the precious moments you call peace. 😳

(P.s can I be called 🌌 anon?)

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ANON. I’ll have to invest in some security cameras. I cannot have any more hot, sexy ladies breaking into my house and bothering Navia and I. That’d be very annoying and something I do not want at all >:(

Also yes, you can be 🌌 anon!

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sorry about Yae, I told her I had to get more fried tofu for her let me know where she is so I can give her some :D 👾

The fox is currently sleeping on my pillow and won’t LEAVE. She’s been living with me and Navia for a couple of months now and is eating all my food and not paying rent and sleeping on my face. TAKE HER BACK.