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Ooooh, Varesa! A good choice, she's so pretty 😋

Imagine the Vet is looking her over after one of her fights with Ganyu, wanting to make sure she didn't get any other injuries in their "game" of headbutting, such as bruises on her legs, maybe massaging parts of her to help calm down... maybe or maybe not being aware of how her actions are turning the cow hybrid on-

Oh! I don't think anyone has brought up Hu Tao in the Hybrid!AU yet have they? She could be the first bug hybrid (almost said bug type like she's some sorta pokemon 😭) on the sanctuary. Not very hard to figure what kind of bug she'd be, considering all the butterfly motifs she has 😅

Alsoooo... I know it may be a bit early to ask this. But with MerMay just a month or two away, does that mean we may see the return of the Pirate!AU? Just curious because I enjoyed reading on all the shenanigans the Siren!Reader and all the Pirate!Genshin Women got themselves into with each other!

💋 Anon

I like to think Varesa absolutely melts whenever the Vet does checkups on her. Her muscles are so sensitive when you brush over her thighs or chest, she can’t help but let out small moos of pleasure 🥺. The Vet is blissfully unaware of how much of a turn on it is for Varesa though. She thinks it’s just a simple checkup, but for Varesa she is teetering on the edge of wanting to pin you down on the hay bales and give you a calf.

Also, speaking of Hu Tao. I don’t remember if we talked about her yet in the AU, but imo she’d be a Bat! Hybrid. A butterfly hybrid is quite interesting considering all the butterflies in her design, but I think that species would go better with another genshin girl (I have an ask for a butterfly hybrid with someone else lol). I think Hu Tao being a Bat Hybrid would be fitting considering she’s so eerie but cute. She’ll tuck herself away in the barn ceilings and jump out to scare the Vet whenever she does her nightly rounds, perching on her head and screeching like the chaotic woman she is.

And, to answer your question about the Pirate/Siren AU for MerMay, I don’t have anything planned but perhaps once May rolls around and some thirsts start coming in for the AU, we might get something Pirate AU themed for the blog. Most of my inspiration comes from you guys, so if I see an influx of Pirate/Siren AU stuff for May, I’ll happily write some things for it 🩷

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Pardon me but I have the insatiable urge to hump Navia’s heel 🥰

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Hear me out on this unique idea for the Hybrid AU:

So you know how sometimes in zoos, cheetahs are given emotional support dogs to help stabilize their anxiety? Well, imagine if Cheetah! Navia and Dog! Clorinde came in a pair to your sanctuary from a zoo, and are practically glued at the hip so Navia doesn’t get upset. Whenever Navia has to get a checkup, Clorinde is always by her side. In fact, wherever Navia goes, Clorinde has to be with her or else she freaks out.

At some point, Navia starts showing signs of attraction towards you, but due to her anxiety she is unable to court you without the help of some reassurance from Clorinde. So imagine the first time you let Navia mount you during one of her heats, Clorinde is in the room with the both of you, softly praising Navia while she watches her go to pound town. And, if Navia is feeling particularly generous, she’ll let Clorinde mount you too as Navia likes to share her toys with her <3

…This is just an excuse to have Clorivia tag team you 😅

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Imagine one of Ganyu and Varesa matches ends with them both next to each other stuck in the fence

HWLPSHAKD AWWW. It’s a running gag that Ganyu always gets stuck between her fence posts, so add Varesa into the mix and now you have two women stuck in the fence that you have to cut free.

Both Ganyu and Varesa are just hanging their heads in shame while you saw off another piece of wood. They want to make it up to you since you’re the woman they desperately want to impress, so they’ll show off their impressive strengths in another way that’ll be sure to leave you swooning (and aching). Once you get them unstuck, Varesa is charging towards you and scooping you up in her arms. Meanwhile, Ganyu is running towards the barn doors to smash it open so you can have the privacy of the barn to yourself (you’re gonna need it). You’re going to be impressed with how these two girls can treat their mates, just ignore the fact you now have to repair the barn doors afterwards 😅

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Oh, that's absolutely wonderful to hear!... when it comes to both aspects of that answer~🤭😉

Oh and that's so fucking relatable, pretty be invading my thoughts a-plenty atm lmao (in my case, Hu Tao in particular has been wongling her way into my mind a lot)

💋 Anon

You get me anon, there’s always that one woman or group of women that circulate in my head like a microwave. My mind is currently on the animal hybrid au though, since that is what we were last talking about. So I’ve just been brain rotting about the genshin women as different animal hybrids during this current dry spell 😅

Specifically for Varesa, idk why. I just think it’d be so funny if Vet! Reader suddenly got a cow on the island, and she not only has to keep the cow from destroying her sanctuary, but she also has to stop her from engaging in horn fights with Ganyu. Ganyu herself is a pretty strong goat hybrid, but Varesa would be bigger and stronger considering she’s a cow. Her horns are also a lot bigger, so imagine the Vet getting a heart attack when Varesa decides to charge at Ganyu head on for fun 😭😭

It is common to see them locking horns because one of them is jealous of the other for spending time with you, and they want to prove they’re the stronger fighter…

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CW: Persona rambles, Naviangey lore, this is just pure self indulgence for your author, don’t mind me 😭

If you remember one of my previous posts in the Naviangey lore, Angeysona is a member of Yae Miko’s GL erotica book club. So, since they’re such good friends, I imagine that Miko invites Angeysona and Navia to come to Inazuma for a limited time book signing event for one of her GL novels. This ofc, has led to me making Angeysona’s Inazuma appearance by using the genshin neka by Yuuna! (I was just rlly bored)

She essentially just changes her clothes and hair, but I imagine it makes Navia explode upon sight. Her (then) girlfriend is too pretty, especially when they experience a hot springs bath together and actually see each other naked for the first time 😭 Angeysona nearly drowns in the hot springs when she sees Navia naked, if not for Mizuki dragging her out.

Also here’s the link to the neka I used in case anyone wants to use it!: https://www.neka.cc/composer/13350

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You really hit your peak with that revelation Angie (referring to the Genshin VA reveal)

It must have been an omen of some kind!... not a bad one, I hope😰

Also hi! Been a bit since I last sent anything, heard you've been busy with irl stuff, so I hope things haven't treating you too harshly, and Navia's been a good wife in helping you "de-stress" at the end of the day 😜

💋 Anon

Hi 💋 anon! Welcome back <3

Yes, we are currently in a bit of a dry spell for a few days until I finish my midterms, however things will be back to normal soon! Navia has been taking good care of me dw, she’s making sure I eat, sleep and get enough sunlight so I don’t get too sickly.

I hope everyone takes this break time to rejuvenate themselves before we go back to hot women brainrot LOL. I have been thinking of lots of thirsts to write while I’m in my tired delirium. The body is studying but the brain just wants to think about pretty girls 😔

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i still find it crazy a genshin va reads your blogs 😭 like i was reading one of your posts and i imagined them reading it aswell like ....

Crazy indeed. I never would’ve thought that a member of the Genshin VA team would ever find my blog, let alone be an active reader of it 😭

I hope they’re doing well. It’s been a few months since they’ve made their prescience known to us, but I hope they’re getting lots of big roles! Genshin VA fishy if you’re still here, feel free to say hello! <3

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I literally just realized this right now, but today marks the 2nd year anniversary of me creating this blog! My main/first post was created on March 18th 2023, so this means that 2 years have passed of me writing on here!

I cannot believe it’s been that long already! Thank you so so much for sticking with me this far, you fishies are the best 🎉

Happy cake day to sea-lanterns!! 🎂

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Don't worry Angey, we know the REAL reason for the lack of consistent posts is because Navia is trying to get you pregnant, we understand

Jokes on you anon, Navia got me pregnant twice already. I currently have two kids with her in the Naviangey lore 😊

If I have to go on maternity leave though, you guys will be the first to know. Navia getting me pregnant for the third time is unlikely though, because I’m pretty content with two kids!

……..unless.

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Hello! I just wanted to apologize for the lack of consistent posts on all three of my blogs! I’ve recently gotten a new job and am very, very busy as of late, because I’m also studying for my midterms at the same time. I’ll try to find some time if I can throughout the week, but right now my brain is fried and I’m a bit too tired to answer asks/write anything atm. Once everything settles down and I get into the groove of things, I’ll continue uploading semi-regularly again!

Thank you for the support! I can’t wait to chill again with you guys 😭😭

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Hear me out animal AU with bunny Arlecchino and sea bunny Furina looking at each other and feeling uncanny valley.

Land bnuuy meets sea bnuuy 🥺

Bunny! Arlecchino who is confused as to why this other bunny is so much smaller and has no fur. Meanwhile Sea Bunny! Furina is trying to scurry away on her little feelers, intimidated by a bunny so huge and fluffy. You would have to make sure Arlecchino refrains from licking Furina’s head out of curiosity, as the land bunny is the bolder one out of the two and will end up getting a stomachache from trying to groom Furina. Furina might die from shock if she is licked /j

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Firstly sea bunny Furina 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹💕

Second, oml I have the immediate thought of eating the sea bunnies out of cuteness aggression - adding Furinas cuteness on top AHHHHHH I'd have to actively restrain myself from chomping on her wittle cheeks from the cuteness🥹🥹🥹🥹

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NOOOO PLS DONT CHOMP ON SEA BUNNY FURINA! Her skin is poisonous and that wouldn’t be good to consume 😨

I was actually inspired for Sea Bunny! Furina from an art I saw on Twitter, where it had Furina as a sea bunny interacting with land bunny Arlecchino. But anyways, imagine Vet! Reader (fully knowing that Furina is toxic btw) can’t help herself from the cuteness aggression and chomps on Furina’s chubby wittle cheeks. Furina screams because she knows she’s POISONOUS, and starts panicking thinking the Vet will die. But no, since Furina is a hybrid, her poison isn’t as potent and it just gives you a stomachache and nausea 😅

Worth it though. You’ll kiss and bite Furina all you want despite the pain <3

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Okay I know Furina is a shark hybrid in my Animal Hybrid AU, but HEAR ME OUT.

Furina as a sea bunny hybrid.

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I like to imagine that half the time Doppelgänger!Reader is a tiny skrunkly little chaotic void monster. Like an actual cat (or just, like, a little black ball with tiny leggies) with one big eye and a bunch of little wiggly bits. Just waddling around the apartment complex, occasionally chewing on peoples things (just lil love nibbles) and bunting their tiny head into the residents legs, possibly even screaming for attention like a fussy cat.

Jean: Sweetheart, please, I need to send my weekly report to the DDD, I don’t have time to play with you right this second.

D!Reader: *Deep inhale* MMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

*Cut to Jean sitting at her desk with Reader curled up in her lap*

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AAAAAAAAAA DOPPEL READER BEING A LITTLE VOID CREATURE 🥺

Perhaps if Doppel! Reader isn’t feeling her human form that day, she morphs into her “base” form, which is just a chaotic black blob like you said. It allows her to crawl through the vent system of the building and go anywhere she likes, dropping into the laps of whatever genshin woman she wants to bother and whining for attention. It scares the shit out of anyone you fall onto, but they just sigh and accept their fate as your bed. You bother Jean and Chiori especially when you’re in your little blob state, but for Chiori specifically, she gets the short end of the stick as you tend to surprise her when she’s bathing. She’d be bathing herself and all of a sudden her vent pops open and you drop right into her lap in the bath, her life flashing before her eyes while you purr and crawl up her chest for scritches with your little legs.

You’re such a gremlin in this form. No wonder your babies are flesh blobs as you’re a flesh blob yourself 😭😭

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I think it would be interesting if the longer a doppelganger is in a one human form the more they get differents like after a few months of klee’s doppelganger taking klee’s form then show their pretty shy around now people and is just slightly less energetic them the real Klee just think it would be cute if it became more of a twin thing rather them carb and copy

Honestly it would make sense, given that your baby is well; a baby, and isn’t really capable of perfecting mimicry yet. Nevertheless, despite locking on Klee to copy, there are noticeable differences between Human Klee and Doppel! Klee.

Your doppel baby’s personality is probably not as destructive as Klee, no matter how hard they try to imitate her. They also forget to copy Klee’s pointed elf ears and other details like her little ahoge. But that’s okay, they’re just a baby and soon they’ll get better at copying the older they get. Not even adult doppelgängers can truly perfect a copy of their human, as there’ll always be a small detail that they’re forgetting <3

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Jean got what she and Arlecchino wished for but at what cost? Also to any visitors/landlord Angey, who everyone assumes has no idea what’s going on with the doppelgängers. Everyone just has to go “Yeah Klee has always had a twin. Definitely. Nothing strange here!”

The upside of your doppelganger baby taking on a new form, is that they don’t have to remain a grotesque, blob of flesh! The downside is, now you have two Klees running around in the building and now Jean and Arlecchino have to come up with ways to either hide your baby from the landlord, or come up with an excuse as to how Klee can be in two places at once.

Btw, since there’s two Klees now, imagine the look on Alice’s face when she comes home and finds that she has two daughters now! Boy does Jean have some explaining to do as the current caretaker of Klee, but at least Alice is pretty chill so maybe she’d be fine with it…?

P.S: Landlord! Angeysona already knows about the doppelgängers, but she figures that her residents know how to deal with them so she just plays along with whatever silly lies the residents tell her 😅