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Doppelganger!Reader being slightly feral thing is so funny because I imagine residents giving their hands to sniff whenever they want to touch Reader.

Sometimes, like a curious kitten, doppelganger!Reader licks their fingertips as acknowledgment. It turns the residents on so hard.

CW: Finger licking (that’s finger licking good LOL)

OUHHHHH DOPPELGANGER! READER IS SUCH A GOOD GIRL 😖😖

You’ve memorized all of the resident’s scents, so when a genshin woman comes up and extends her hand out for you to sniff, your pupils enlarge at the familiarity and you can’t resist giving a small lick. Sometimes if you’re in a particularly happy mood, you’ll lick and suck at their digits, your long tongue sliding out to trace each individual finger which accidentally turns then on.

You’re oblivious to it all though. Despite how intelligent you are, you lack certain social cues and just keep lapping away at their hand, tracing your tongue up across the length of their fingers and making eye contact with them the entire time. Hm, that’s odd. The area around their face and groin are flaring with heat, you wonder why…

You watch as they quickly excuse themself and rush up to their apartment, walking quite funnily up their stairs and avoiding your gaze 🤭

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It’s said doppelgängers are very smart so what if one day Jean sees you helping Klee with her homework and discussing a book with Lisa and yae miko or slow persuading Ei to stay out of the kitchen and that’s how everyone starts to warm up to reader they get to see past the violent monster and see what if not for the blood on her face can be seen as human

I find it quite funny that Jean trusts you enough to babysit Klee, but you’re surprisingly very good around children and have enough knowledge to teach Klee something complex like quantum mechanics (even though her homework is just coloring in shapes). Still though, Jean feels her heart throb when she sees you lying on the floor with Klee, teaching her what a trapezoid is and patting her head whenever she got it right.

Besides being a guard dog, you participate in Lisa and Miko’s book club (they love you especially because you look like you come straight from their monster GL eroticas), and you even know how to cook for Ei too! No need for her to set her apartment on fire again when you can cook her a Michelin star meal. You’re like the perfect monster housewife for Ei! (You clean her apartment too lol)

You can also be a good gym spotter for Dehya and Beidou when they workout, taste test all of Navia’s culinary creations with your advanced palate, and also carry Xianyun and her groceries up the stairs so her legs don’t ache. You are a very valuable person to the apartment complex and definitely have a few women crushing on you <3

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I'm now imagining Arlecchino returning Doppelgänger! Reader to Doorman! Jean, but instead of leading them or calling Jean, Arlecchino is picking them up by the scruff of their neck like a cat.

Also I'm imagining Arlecchino or Jean domming Reader, and the collar's bell just jingling as they thrust inside them.

Just how strong is Arlecchino to pick up Doppelganger! Reader like a cat 😨

Remember, this is a reverse Doppelganger AU, meaning that Arlecchino is just a regular human in this version. Does this mean that even as a Resident, Arlecchino has enough power to manhandle a doppelganger with ease….? By default I’ve always imagined Reader being the stronger one, but imagine the look on Jean’s face when she opens the door and sees Arlecchino smiling and holding you up like a kitten. Your face all wet from blood, yet sulking because you couldn’t run away from Arlecchino in time.

“I found this little one getting into the dumpster where the DDD disposes of the bodies. You should really keep an eye on her,” Arlecchino hums, petting you on the head before handing you to Jean. Jean is absolutely flabbergasted because the way Arlecchino treats you is like a cute, naughty pet rather than a monster. I imagine that you’re slightly afraid of her even though she’s a human, there’s just something so unnerving about her that makes you submit instinctively...you’re not sure what though.

P.S: The idea of them domming you and having your little bell jingle with each thrust is so cute. Chiori will walk by, hear the jingle and think “oh, (Reader) must be enjoying themself greatly” because she thinks you’re feasting. But really you’re just getting your holes pounded roughly by two of the apartment’s residents <33

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Chiori just getting a knock on her door and opens it to see Jean and her pet doppelgänger. Reader clearly covered in blood from her final meal of the night with the clothes Chiori just gave her yesterday having been ripped.

Chiori: “I’m going to start charging you double.”

Jean: “… that’s fair…”

Poor Chiori. Knowing her she probably spends most of her time re-sewing your clothes or just straight up making you new ones. It’s not even because you want them either, it’s just that Jean doesn’t want you parading around the building butt-naked (because Doppelganger! Reader in my head, prefers walking around naked all the time😅)

I actually think Jean and Chiori take a very long time getting you accustomed to wearing clothes in the first place. You don’t like wearing them for too long and in the beginning you would try shredding off your clothes like a disobedient dog. Jean and Chiori have to wrestle you down in order to put you in some underwear, and by the end of it you just get it dirty again by feasting on anomalies 😭

Nevertheless, you look cute as a button! Now they just need to teach you how to eat without getting too much blood on your clothes. Maybe Jean and Chiori should send you to Resident! Ningguang or Ayaka to teach you some manners! The neighbors will have to get accustomed to you eventually…

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Imagine the collar is bright pink with a bow on it-

The contrast between adorable collar and the action of Reader just casually eating another doppelgänger in the corner of the lobby.

AHAJKSJWJS A LITTLE PINK COLLAR WITH A BOW AND A BELL. 🥹

The little bell on your collar jingles every time you move, so while you’re slaughtering a doppelganger per Jean’s command, the bell goes “jingle jingle jingle” so sweetly, kinda like a warning. Meanwhile the little lacy ribbon tied around your neck, is dripping with blood (not your own) as you feast on the innards of your victim.

The contrast is so stark that it has everyone puzzled as to what to think of you. Jean isn’t affected though. You’ll always be her cute, babygirl of a girlfriend, and once you’re done with your meal she’ll brush your teeth for you and wipe you clean <3

P.S: I like to think Chiori, a resident who lives in the building is the one who makes all your cute clothes. She is the second person after Jean to warm up to you, and she cleans all your clothes and fixes them when you rip them during your transformations.

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Doorman!Jean one day just gets to watch as the clown walks in and stares at doupleganger reader. Dopleganger reader stares back after just having eaten one of her fellow dopleganger. Clown decides ‘fuck that’ and walks right back out. Jean realizes she there’s even more perks to having a monster gf.

There are a lot of perks to having a monster gf than Jean realizes. For one, you can shapeshift, so that leads to a lot of fun in messing with Jean iykwim 🤭

But anyways, I like that Doppelganger! Reader is essentially the same as a giant Doberman that lays by their owner’s side and scares everyone that walks by (even though they aren’t doing anything). Perhaps Jean gets you a cute collar to accentuate your adorableness for the residents’ comfort, even though you always get it dirty by getting blood on it. Nevertheless, you’re a pretty, monstrous woman with a little collar that says “If Lost, Return to Jean” printed on the little heart shaped tag. There’s even a bell on it so the residents know when you’re near 🩷

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We can pretty much deduct that if pussy abundance=overworked cock so pussy absence=crazy sperm count.

Arlecchino had her infertility coming if she drowns in pussy. She has no right to cry.

Ah yes the math is mathing, thank you anon this makes so much sense! /lh

Arlecchino gets too much pussy, so her sperm count is low due to being used all the time. It’s funny that when it comes to you, the only person she actually wants to knock up, that’s when her dick is like “meh, I’ll stop working now. No more sperm for you, Arle.”

Meanwhile, Furina who gets almost no pussy at all, finally gets the chance to sleep with you and she one shots her way into your womb. No scope, no hacks, just pure gacha luck as she wins on her first pull. The stats really aligned for Furina to give you her baby 😨

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This is so out of pocket but with the release of Varesa it's been making me think about which genshin girls are specifically chubby chasers (lovingly)

My conclusion is that while all of the ladies can appreciate a curvy gal - the more petite girls like Furina & Hu Tao would lose their shit over a thicker girl 😎

I test my case your honor

Important Note: While I understand you didn’t have any ill intentions anon, I would prefer it if you didn’t use the term “chubby chaser” in any sort of context, as the term has very negative connotations. A better way to phrase this is “genshin women who would LOVE a chubby/plus sized girlfriend” as it doesn’t use any negative terms!

Don’t take this as me targeting you though, anon! I just wanted to let you and other fishies know that some terms can be uncomfortable for some fishies to read, so we must be careful with the terms we use! You’re all good though, just letting you know for the future 🫶

Anyways, back to the actual ask! Pretty much every genshin woman is in love with their girlfriend regardless of body type, but for the women who are into chubbier women specifically…

Furina, Hu Tao, Varesa, Ganyu, Xilonen, Lynette, Ei, Mavuika, Mualani, Beidou, Lisa and Amber seem like the type of women to absolutely love chubby women. The super strong women like Ganyu, Varesa, Ei, Mavuika, Beidou, Mualani and Amber make it their mission to get swole so they can lift you up and throw you around with ease.

Also for Lynette and Xilonen specifically, since they are both cats, I can see them cuddling on you a lot longer than usual. They purr so loudly (or in Xilonen’s case, she rumbles) because you’re just so big and soft. Sometimes Lynette makes biscuits on you as a way of claiming you as hers 😭😭. You’re the perfect girlfriend for them to make biscuits on your boobs…

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Funny thought I had at the mention of the doppelgänger au… Imagine like Jean being the doorman seeing adorable reader with blood on their face probably from their last meal and not being able to bring herself to call the DDD. All the other residents fall for Reader’s cuteness as soon as she’s seen.

Omg a Reverse Doppelganger AU where Reader is the doppelganger :0

You’d look so cute and innocent despite the amount of blood splattered on your body. Doorman! Jean is flabbergasted that you’d return to the apartment looking like this. She knows you’re definitely a doppelganger, but how could she push the button to eliminate you when you sweetly go “it’s just strawberry milk!” and lick a stripe of blood from your lips. 🥺

You’re such an odd creature of a woman. Doorman! Jean finds herself keeping you like a “pet” in the lobby, and your sole purpose is to eliminate other doppelgängers that try to enter the building. Why bother calling the DDD when Jean could just call her monstrous gf to finish the job? It’d be funny if you were strong enough to even take care of the clown too….

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Isn't Arlecchino disability to score (be it being cockblocked or pulling out accidentally) makes her a girlfailure? How much do you need to girlfail until the gods acknowledge you and make you fertile/virile?

…I have created a paradox when you think about it 😨

But no, Arlecchino is still technically a girlboss (dare I say girlcriminal) as she is an extremely capable and powerful woman. She gets pussy, she just doesn’t get Reader’s pussy bc she’s cockblocked by the girlboss curse 💀

Girlfailures are women like Furina, Layla, Citlali and Sucrose. Very cute, somewhat shy and pathetic women who don’t get pussy except for Reader’s pussy. They’re inexperienced, clumsy and easily flustered, so the gods have decided to reward them by making their fertility rates MAXED OUT <33

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Something’s wrong with me. Tell me why whenever I watch a streamer play horror games, I can’t help but think “man, this would be such a cool AU/premise for one of my blogs” 💀

Like yeah, I would totally love to be haunted by the genshin women while I work as a mortuary assistant, or chased down by them in a cult in the forest while I work as a forest ranger, or have them stalk me while working at a gas station at night……..

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CHOCOLATES AND ROSES

synopsis: your wife decides to surprise you for valentine's day.

featuring: mavuika, xilonen, navia, furina, lisa, arlecchino

rating: 18+ smut (men and minors dni)

warnings: sub! afab fem reader, dom! afab fem reader (furina), linge.rie, strap ons, oral (reader giving and receiving), food play, implied unprotected se.x, implied pene.trative sex, finger gagging, furina, lisa and arlecchino all have di.cks, slight degradation and pet play, established relationships, may be ooc.

art credits: bad thinking diary

MAVUIKA

The house was strangely dark apart from the amber glow emanating from your bedroom. You couldn’t help but raise a brow as Mavuika would usually be up and greeting you by now. Where on Teyvat would the Pyro archon be? She’s not that hard to miss in your house, surely. 

“Mavuika?” you called out her name, your eyes catching the way the glow from the room burned brighter. Oh Archons, did your wife set something on fire? “Mavuika, the bed better not be ablaze when I get in there!”

You heard a stifled chuckle from behind the door, causing you to drop your bag and rush to your room. “Why don’t you check, my love?” her voice purred, causing you to stiffen and grasp the handle. Well, it wasn’t scalding hot, so that was a good sign at least. “Mavuika, if I have to buy a new mattress again–” The rest of the sentence died on your lips when you opened the door the rest of the way. There your wife was, lying seductively on the bed in nothing but some black lingerie. The room was illuminated by several heart-shaped candles, the floor and sheets scattered with rose petals that Mavu must’ve dropped, and of course, right in the middle of it all was a very smug Mavuika. 

“Well, there’s no fire, but it is pretty hot in here, don’t you think?” Mavuika grinned and slowly lowered her sunglasses. Of course, even though she was practically butt-naked in a lace lingerie, Mavuika still thought to wear those stupid sunglasses while waiting for you inside a dark room all alone. 

You wanted to kiss her so bad. 

“Mavuika what…what is all of this?” You laughed, feeling your cheeks heat up at the sight. “What? It’s Valentine’s Day, I just wanted to surprise my wife.” Mavuika couldn’t wipe the smirk off her face. She was awfully proud of what she’s done, wagging a finger over so you could come closer. “Come closer, I have a surprise for you, my sun.” 

“Oh I wonder what it is…” You playfully rolled your eyes and walked closer, watching as Mavuika suddenly laid back and lifted her lingerie, showcasing the long, black strap on she had strapped to herself. 

Ah…

“Mavu…” you were weakly pulled to the bed, the Pyro Archon’s smoldering lips capturing yours. Mavuika all but groaned into the kiss, pulling away briefly to grin at you. “Do you like it?” she husked, nipping at your bottom lip. The way she gazed up at you like you were the sun had you in a chokehold, her eyes full of longing and pure desire. “Depends, maybe I’ll know when you actually use it,” you countered, wrapping your arms around her neck. 

Mavuika’s heart throbbed as she pulled you down for another kiss. Tongues dancing amongst each other, your clothes were nearly singed off with how excited Mavuika was, but luckily you didn’t catch on fire. She pushed you down on the bed, taking her position on top of you like she always did. The Pyro Archon greedily lifted your leg up to rest upon her shoulder, grasping the base of her strap to angle it at your entrance, but not before squirting a generous amount of lube all over it. 

“Hm…maybe you will have to change the mattress again after this,” she smirked. 

“Just put it in,” you sighed, smiling up at your silly wife. 

“Aye aye,” Mavuika kissed the ankle of your feet before snapping her fingers. Like magic, all the flames of the candles blew out, shrouding you two in darkness as Mavuika eased herself into you.

XILONEN

“You know, I am quite surprised you put all this together for me.”

“Heh, do you really think so little of me, babe?”

You came home to Xilonen curled up on your bed, dressed in…well, actually nothing. Xilonen figured there was no point in wearing a sexy piece of lingerie for you if you were just going to take it off. So, there the Jaguar lady was, smirking up at you while her fluffy tail covered her bits. Her tits however, were on full display as she lazily sat up, squishing them together with her arms. 

“Honestly, I was thinking of wearing something sexy for you to ogle, but then like, I figured you were just gonna take it off anyway. Plus all the laces and buttons…” Xilonen’s nose scrunched up at the thought, her laziness showing through. “It just wasn’t worth it to me. I know you’d much rather have me all naked instead.”

She let out a purr and swished her tail, revealing that blonde bush and pussy you were all too familiar with. To amp up the atmosphere a bit, Xilonen slowly pushed a button on a remote, the lights of your bedroom dimming to match the mood. 

“You…added mood lights to our room?” You couldn’t stop yourself from smiling. 

“And a speaker.” She clicked another button and soft, sensual music began to play from somewhere in the room. You recognized it as one of Xilonen’s works, but have never heard this particular track before. Did she make a whole new playlist just for you? 

“Yes, I did create a whole album of songs dedicated to this moment,” Xilonen huffed smugly, her tail giving a sassy little flick. “Happy Valentine’s Day babe, no need to thank me.” 

“You cocky thing you…!” You rushed over and pounced on your wife, full on tackling her on the bed and smothering her face with your lips. “Mmpf!” Xilonen purred happily and wrapped her tail around your leg, clearly content with you on top of her as she pulled away to lick your lips. “See, I’m not that lazy. I just put in the effort where things count.” 

You shook your head and reached up to pull her in for another kiss, her tail thumping against the mattress with each push of your lips. “You’re so silly…” you murmured against her, utterly smitten at her for doing this. “I like to think I’m cool,” she counters, one hand trailing down to cup your ass, giving it a squeeze. Her chest rumbled a bit when she felt the warm flesh, her long, feline tongue licking her lips as she couldn’t wait to dive into a feast. 

“Now, are you gonna take those all, or do I have to rip them off myself,” Xilonen growled, clearly getting impatient. “I’m getting hungry…” she emphasized, clawing at your top. 

“I will, I will,” you laughed, undressing yourself for Xilonen’s eyes and practically giving her a strip tease on her lap. The overgrown kitty was just salivating at this point, staring dumbly at your tits with big, curious eyes before getting impatient and flipping you over. “No more teasing…!” She yowled, pretty much shredding off the rest of your underwear and hitching your legs over her shoulders. Her butt did that cute little wiggle that cats did before pouncing, and then she attacked. 

“Xilonen—!” You squealed as she dove into your bare cunt, her large tongue lapping at your clit as she took what she wanted for Valentine’s Day. 

NAVIA

"Ohhh Mon Cherie! Let me wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day…”

Navia winked at you from the front of your bed as she seductively trailed her finger down the navel of her breasts. Wrapped up in nothing but red ribbons, Navia was currently presenting herself to you in a way that left every bit of her body exposed to you. Her nipples were barely covered up by the thin slip of satin, the edges of her pink areolas peeking through from the sides. If your jaw could drop like a cartoon character it would. 

Instantly, you felt your face burn hot at the sight of your wife. Sure you’ve seen her naked plenty of times before, but the sight of Navia in…in something like that. Well you weren’t used to it at all! Navia was flattered when she saw that she rendered you speechless, a tiny blush creeping up her own cheeks. “Oh my love, don’t exaggerate.”

“I’m not exaggerating,” your voice cracked, causing you to hesitantly walk closer to the bed. “Just…Just wow…” 

“Oh wait! I have just the thing to complete the look,” Navia reached over to grab one of the many real roses that were scattered across the room. She placed the stem in her mouth, playfully winking at you and leaning back. “Now, it’s all perfect.” She grinned, her voice muffled by the rose. 

Oh this buffoon. 

“…Oh Navia. Just how much money did you spend on all this?” You asked with a smile, looking around at all the extravagant rose bundles, the exquisite plates of heart-shaped desserts, all for the sake of pleasing you on this day. 

“Uh…don’t worry about it,” Navia smiled wryly, telling you all that you needed to know. “Today is a special day for us Mon Amour, so money is nothing to me when it comes to spoiling the woman I love!”  She suddenly grabbed a plate of macarons from the bedside table and offered it to you; it was pink and shaped in a heart, clearly hand-baked by Navia herself. “A macaron for you, mademoiselle? I spent all morning perfecting its shape.” 

“Oh, how thoughtful of you,” you reached over to take it, but Navia suddenly pulled her hand back and placed the macaron on top of her breasts.

“Come and eat it my love,” she purred, beckoning you over with a seductive finger. She seemed to be enjoying teasing you with her state of undress, pushing the macaron a bit further into her cleavage. You felt your mouth water a bit at the sight, realizing that Navia was tempting you to eat something off her body. “A-Are you sure?” You asked hesitantly, eying the way the macaron crumbled slightly.

“Oh for Archon’s sake, c’mere you…” Navia giggled and grabbed your hand, pulling you in so that you were seated on her lap. Your face planted into her breasts, a small “oof!” leaving your lips before you gazed up at your wife. Navia was smiling down at you, her hand coming up against the back of your head and guiding your lips to the macaron. “Eat.” She commanded softly, watching in pleasure as your lips wrapped around the macaron and began chewing. 

“Good girl, Mon Amour,” she praised, her eyes going half lidded in pleasure before she reached over your body to grab something. Your ears picked up at the sound of something metal shaking, before you saw Navia holding up a can of whipped cream. “I know one measly macaron is not enough to satisfy your sweet tooth, so why don’t we top it off with some cream, hmm?” The sound of cream coming out could be heard as Navia squirts a small line of it across her thigh. She shivers at the cold sensation, but seems quite excited to try something new with you. “You don’t mind eating off me, do you my love?”

“No, not at all…” Navia pulled you in for a kiss, briefly tasting the sweetness of the macaron you just devoured before pushing you down. “That's what I figured.” 

You took your place in between the President’s legs, ready to devour your special Valentine’s Day dessert. 

FURINA

“H-Haah! Don’t come inside yet!”

“Furina?”

“Just stay out there!” 

You heard a few more thumps within your shared apartment with Furina, wondering what in the world she must be doing in there. You heard another particularly loud crash that caused you to flinch, worriedly knocking on the door. “Furina? Are you okay, I’m coming in!”

“No—!” 

You twisted the doorknob and pushed it open without haste, your eyes landing on the absolute mess your living room was in. Aside from the fallen bouquet of flowers and various condom packets scattered about, right dang smack in the middle of it all; was your wife all tangled up in some pink lace and upside down on the edge of the couch. Clearly, showing you that she had fumbled. 

“…H-Happy Valentine’s Day, my love,” Furina murmured pathetically, smiling up at you as the bow tie on her head began to slide off. 

“…Oh, Furina.” Your heart practically exploded at the sight, noting that she had tried her hardest to make today extra special for you. “Happy Valentine’s Day to you too.”

You dropped your bag and closed the door, walking over to your wife to help her up. Her arms and legs were tangled together from a comically long strand of lace, not even doing its job of covering her bits as her tits and cock were just out and about. “I’m sorry…I think I used too much lace…” Furina mumbled, sitting upright with her hair all over her face. 

“Don’t worry about it,” you chuckled, brushing a few locs of hair away from her eyes, “You look very sexy right now.”

“Really?”

“Nah.” 

Furina pouted and puffed up like a hamster. She would swat at you if she could, if not for the fact that her hands were bound together by the lace. “…Help me out dear?” She asks softly, swallowing her pride and looking up at you pleadingly. You couldn’t resist her big, watery eyes, so you sighed and went to grab a pair of scissors from the kitchen. You came back and began snipping Furina free, watching as she regained movement of her limbs. 

“Much better…” Furina sighs, stretching out her arms to regain circulation. “Sorry you had to do that, I wanted to do something much more sexy for you…” She frowned and looked down at her lap, 

disappointed after everything. “Well, I wouldn’t say it was an unwelcome surprise. After all, I do get to have you all to myself still,” you trailed your finger down from her chest, all the way down to her semi-erect cock. It was cute how despite everything, Furina was still adorably hard. “What’s this? Maybe you were tied up in the cold for too long.” 

Furina yelped when she felt your warm hand enclose around her length, her body shuddering when you grasped it. “M-My dear…you tease me too much…” 

Nevertheless, she was blushing incredibly hard and her dick was starting to stiffen up even more. You smirked and pumped your hand a little harder against the shaft, feeling the tiniest bit of precum dribble down your hand. Furina gasped and let out a whine, her head falling back in pleasure. “My dear, can you grab one of the condoms? I fear I can’t take it anymore…”

You laughed and snagged one of the packets off the table, ripping a piece off before stopping upon closer examination. 

“…Furina, these are XL condoms.”

“Oh for the love of—!” She grit her teeth and pouted in frustration, her cock twitching angrily in your hand. “Are you serious?” 

“Oh, don’t get too upset,” you hummed, tossing the packet away and pulling her in for a kiss. “I’ll just ride you raw this time.”

“What—!” Her face turned even redder as more precum slid down her shaft. “Think of it as a Valentine’s Gift from me,” you giggled, beginning to unzip your pants while your wife just stared in awe, her cock throbbing painfully so as she allowed you to ride her without rubber for the very first time. 

LISA

You knew Lisa would be planning something extravagant for you, but she was very keen on making sure that you didn’t know what it was. She kept you waiting all day on Valentine’s Day, anxiously wondering what your wife was planning back at home. As you finally unlocked the door to your shared home, holding a bouquet of flowers to surprise your beautiful wife, you were greeted with the warm, delicious smell of dinner cooking, and Lisa wearing nothing but a Valentine’s themed apron.

“Well if it isn’t my lovely wife,” She hummed sweetly, flipping over a few veggies and smiling up at you. Though appearing innocent at first, Lisa was definitely trying to rile you up by jutting her ass out ever so slightly, the fact that she was wearing nothing but an apron just further accentuating her Goddess of a body. 

“…HAH?!” Your eyes widened and you accidentally dropped the bouquet. Lisa’s plush thighs were pressed together and pretty much tempting you to get on your knees and service her. Lisa could only chuckle behind her fingers at the sight of you so flustered. “Oh darling, close your mouth. You’ll attract flies.” 

You didn’t even realize your mouth was hanging open and quickly shut it. “Lisa…ah…” you were tempted to roam your gaze over her figure, but for some reason you felt it would be too disrespectful (even though you’ve been married for a while). Quickly, you averted your eyes. “H-Happy Valentine’s Day! I bought you flowers.” You shakily bent down towards the floor to pick up the fallen bouquet, holding it up for your wife. “They’re your favorite! Cecilia Flowers from Donna…I hope you like them.”

“Oh…” You heard your wife chuckle huskily and step closer, her hands taking the bouquet and tilting your chin up. You were forced to make eye contact with her, but that also meant you were pretty much staring at her body that was basically almost on full display with a flimsy apron covering her. “You’re so sweet my dear,” she gently pinches your cheek and leans in for a kiss, her chest pressing against yours which causes you to feel her hardened nipples against yours. Oh Barbatos you felt like you were gonna faint! 

Her lips were soft and wet as she smooched you, getting lost in the kiss as you leaned forward to cling to her more. As the kiss got more heated however, you began to feel more than just her nipples poking at you, something larger and more…excited. 

”Lisa…uhm…” 

“Hmm?” She smiled nonchalantly before looking down at the obvious tent under her apron. Not an ounce of shame on her face as she giggled. “Oh dear, it seems just seeing you has caused me to get…quite excited.” 

She licked her lips at the idea and slowly lifted up the edge of her apron, showing you her stiffie that was all red and swollen. “Can you be a dear and help me, my love? I’m afraid I’ve been hard while waiting for you to come home, but I didn’t want to touch myself when I know my wife has such a cute tongue.” 

Her hand traced your cheek, her thumb playing with the edge of your lips before pushing inward. She groaned erotically at the feeling of your tongue pushing up against her finger, imagining it lapping up against her length. 

“Ofay…” you murmured as her thumb was still gagging you. Lisa smiled and pulled her finger away, admiring the small string of saliva that coated it. “Such a good girl…” she praised, kissing you sloppily before shoving you down to your knees. 

From there, you could only gaze up at your beautiful wife as she pulled her apron up and maneuvered her cock to face you, hovering above your face like an enticing shadow. “Open up, my darling. I’ll let you have an appetizer before dinner.” 

You simply nodded and opened your lips obediently, letting Lisa moan as she slid her length down your throat. 

ARLECCHINO

You did not expect Arlecchino of all people to participate in something like this. Though she seemed quite embarrassed doing it, she was toughing it out like a champ. 

“Well? Does this satisfy you?” Arlecchino raised a brow, currently slouched over the couch with her entire body on display. The room was only accentuated with the glow of nearby candles, yet you could perfectly see your wife manspreading with her cock out and a tiny red bow wrapped around the tip. Even more impressive was how Arlecchino was trying hard not to blush at the loss of her dignity, but she loved you. She loved you a lot, and figured that the best way to spoil her wife was to give you a show. 

“…Arle,” her nickname barely left your lips as you rove your eyes over her body. Chiseled to perfection, her muscles and abs were defined in ways that left you salivating. You had seen her nude plenty of times, but in the soft light of candles and the event of Valentine’s Day happening, well…needless to say you were quite wet. “I didn’t think you’d do something like this…” 

Arlecchino scoffed and gave you a snide grin, “Am I not allowed to spoil my wife today?” She stretched her arms on either side of her, tilting her head up at you. Goddamm, if looks could fuck, you’d have orgasmed by now. “Now why are you still standing there? I’ve taken the liberty of displaying myself for you and you’re still gawking?”

“Ah— sorry Arle!”

“Sir.” 

She corrected, smirking. “Call me sir.” 

Ah, it seems that despite her initial embarrassment, she’s fallen back to her calm, dominant streak. Your knees buckled weakly as you began walking towards her. “Yes sir…”

“Stop.” She held out her hand, forcing you to pause  in your tracks. “Don’t walk, I’d much prefer to watch you crawl to me, dear.” Her voice went dangerously low as she glared you down, despite sitting and thus having to look up at you, you felt every nerve in your body force your muscles to submit. Without her having to do anything, you found yourself on your hands and knees in front of her, crawling on the floors like a dog towards your master. 

“Hm, so you follow commands well. I am quite pleased by my wife,” she tutted, one of her hands reaching down to grasp the base of her length, angling the tip so it was right in front of you. “Keep going, your treat is almost there.” 

Your tongue lolled out almost pathetically as she swung her dick in front of you. Like a pendulum, you were hypnotized, eying the ribboned tip like it really was a treat. Your wife simply chuckled at the sight, putting her hand out to rest on your head. 

“Heel.” She commanded, making you halt just inches away from her dick. “Good girl.” 

She licked the bottom of her lip while watching you, savoring the sight in her mind. You were pretty much drooling and she hadn’t even gagged you yet, knowing how much you’d slobber over her girth since she was bigger than most. “Condom on or off?”

“Off, please sir…” you murmured softly, barely able to contain yourself. 

“Well, I thought so anyway. I didn’t buy any in the first place,” she chuckled, gently patting your cheek. “I know my wife pretty well, huh?” 

Finally, her fingers went to the loop of the ribbon around her dick and tugged it off. As it slid undone, she pushed her fat tip towards your waiting lips, gently tapping it to get you to open. 

“Open up, pretty one. I have lots more activities planned for you after this.”

You nodded excitedly and parted your lips, allowing her to shove her cock in with a grunt. 

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Furina as always girlfailure-ing her way into our hearts. Also it being her first time doing us raw... imagine if we got knocked up as a valentine present by her.

CW: Unprotected sex, breeding, pregnancy

Furina totally gets you pregnant the first time you do it raw 😏

You feel way too good wrapped around her tiny dick without any rubber in the way. Furina is babbling nonsense and unable to handle how good she feels, your pussy milking her so tight, she finds it difficult to pull out (she doesn’t). Happy Valentine’s Day from Furina and it’s her giving you a baby. I think after a few weeks when you give her the positive pregnancy test wrapped in a box, she faints from how excited she is.

Just like in my Empress AU, Furina is very fertile. It comes as a bonus with being a girlfailure <3

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ok i just read beidous birthday letter and WHAT?! YOU'RE TELLING ME HER OTHER EYE IS PERFECTLY NORNAL AND SHE JUST WEARS THE PATCH ALL DAY BECAUSE SHE CAN?????? WE HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED 😭😭😭😭

although it's very funny to think about cause imagine you're fucking beidou in the dark and it goes like "babe do you really have to wear the eye patch?" "it helps me get a better look at your body 😌"

beidou really said "the eye patch stays on during sex"

Beidou’s eyepatch not really hiding anything is the biggest plot twist I have ever seen. They really just said “yeah Beidou wears the eyepatch for the pirate aesthetic” 😭😭

In my head, her eye is still heavily scarred/missing and I will continue to picture her as such. BUT since in canon it isn’t, it is quite silly that Beidou just wears the eyepatch for the sake of wearing an eyepatch. I think since she has two working eyes the eyepatch actually hinders her ability to see, but she keeps it on because she thinks it looks sexy for you 💀

Beidou, unable to see: You feeling good babe?

Reader: Beidou, that’s not my pussy that’s my ass.

Beidou: OH! My bad…

Reader: ….THAT’S STILL MY ASS

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ANGEYYY, GIRL U FED US

🐈‍⬛

I ALWAYS PROVIDE FOR MY FISHIES! I MUST FEED. FEED THE SWARM >:DDD

EAT MY BABIES. EATTTTTTT!

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I was gonna ask and try talk about your opinion on varesa's character as a whole but it seems like you've already have.

I just wanted to share my opinion that's all, feel free to ignore..

Varesa's character i like her design and all that it's just the move set is taking me a while to alike but knowing me imma probably going to try and get her.. Cause I think she's cute.

And as you said if we get to know her personality better, it'll dictate my opinion on her.

While I like Varesa so far, I understand the criticisms of her character and why a lot of people dislike her. It really is a shame she is a Genshin character though, because I feel like in other games she would’ve been handled a lot better 😭

That being said, a lot of the redesigns by fans on Twitter are what helped me grow to like her! She is my colorful cow cutie who is strong af and I’d like to see more of her. I find it interesting she is a luchador and I wish Hoyo incorporated more of the wrestling aspect in her moveset/design, but what do you expect from a game like Genshin….

Anyways, I will be writing for Varesa on this blog, but I need to see more of her <3

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YESSS LISA FINALLY GOT THE ATTENTION THIS TIME❤️🤭 but Mavuika part and having the room going dark in the end, it was a discreet way she’s going to light up your heart! AND ARLECCHINO? YES😭

Glad you liked it! I wanted to shed some light on Lisa, plus the idea of Mavuika wiping all the candles out was something I always wanted to write!

She’s so sexy, playing with literal fire to make you swoon. I imagine that instead of giving you a paper card, she’ll singe her words of affection into a stone slab using her pyro. Then she drops this 100 LBS stone in front of you with her words permanently etched into it. You receive a Valentine’s Day card that will never get lost or burn away 😅