#also furina just can’t catch a break

[sea-lanterns]

Bruh stoats are viscous for their size

Worlds smallest weasel and they’re perpetually salty about it

That’s literally just Chiori holding Hamster! Furina in her mouth (she’s alive dw)

Stoat! Chiori is absolutely terrifying though. It doesn’t matter if she’s tiny and skinny, she will bite the tips of the other animals’ noses without mercy, she knows where to attack first 😭😭

I like to think Stoat! Chiori sneaks into the bird hybrid’s nests to steal some of their eggs, and then presents them to the Vet who is like “no Chiori! We are supposed to leave the eggs, not steal them!” and she makes Chiori put them back. Even though Chiori was trying to impress you by showing that she could gather food, if you tell her no, she’ll put them back :((

[elizzsush]

The Mask | Jason Todd X Reader

Red Hood X Villain Reader

— in which you, a shy nerdy vigilante/Wayne family obsessed barista- is actually a villain that torments the Red Hood at night.

AU: Soulmate (bc I can)

Rating: Sfw

Note: Y/N is based off of Furina from Genshin bc I thought this would be fun and I saw a prompt somewhere, I think? It’s just my interpretation of it as to not step on anyone's toes!

Also, this isn't really a imagine. It's more of an Idea I was thinking of and needed to get out of my head! So that's why it's kind of not finished? Most of my stuff is WIPs anyway so this isn't really new.

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You were a popular villain.

People loved you. Maybe not the theft and distraction you caused but hey- we all have flaws? “I will teach this city the true meaning of Justice!” You’d boldly claim standing on the stage that was Gotham city’s tallest building- scarily close to the edge. “Join me- and together we’ll cleanse this city of its evil and corrupt ways!” You’d state so boldly.

You loved for the attention, the lights- cameras and reporters. That’s why the red hood could only shake his head. Another psychopath spewing their ideology like it should be praised- like it was the absolute truth.

Spoiler alert, it wasn’t.

The world wasn’t black and white enough for an ideology to trump all the others and ‘cleanse this city’. Fuck, not this city- not even close. Gotham was just in too deep. Too much crime, too much of a drug problem or a poverty problem- too much of everything. The joker was a prime example of that. The evil of this city boiled up into one twisted person… Anyway, you were an attention seeker, classic villain profile. Does it for attention- maybe mommy or daddy didn’t give you enough love? It didn’t matter. What happened was you were breaking the law and Jason was still on Bruce’s keep an eye on list. So, he’d keep his hands off the bigger more horrible criminals.

Still sometimes, only sometimes, he'd find himself listening a little too closely to your ideals- Like you believed in the death penalty for Gotham hardest to kill roach: The joker.

So, while Red Hood was chasing you... Well, it'd started off small, you’d steal from the rich of Gotham- sometimes even Bruce Wayne himself. -Those days Jason found himself chasing after you slower, not that he’d admit that. It was a classic Robin Hood situation and Jason… didn’t know how to feel about it. On one hand you were breaking the law, in the other, power to the people. Eat the rich.

Jason knew how it felt to grow up struggling so too see you helping people? It was almost nice.

What annoyed him though was your loud, for the people persona. “I will judge all of Gotham! Batman himself can’t escape my judgment!” Okay, slow down… you were fast and agile, but Batman would be able to catch you. And if Jason really put his back into it, he could too. Still, that never stopped you from making bold claims. It garnered attention, it was bold and daring and just what the people wanted. Your ideal matched up with what so many people were fed up with the batman for.

Eventually your behavior began to escalate. He didn’t know how much longer he could keep the Bats eyes from you. “This is a cult...” He muttered while he hides away on the roof of an abandoned building you holed your followers up in for a speech.

“My loyal follower!” You’d greet them with a smile and a bow. You’d put in stage performances. Sometimes with Jason, except he never knew, and the performance was just you and him fighting on the stage. Most days, some days it seemed it was just you acting and being alive on that large stage. Others you were preaching your words to the cult your loyal followers. You were building an empire and catching the attention of other criminals.

An empire that while he agreed with, went against the bats no kill rule. The longer you stood on that stage the less safe from the bat you were.

And no matter how much he wanted to agree with you, a small part of him still wanted... something from batman. You would be an issue.

“How much longer do I have to do this…?”

Red hood was no detective, but he was raised by the greatest one. So, while he was lacking in that department compared to the rest of his family (Even if it was just by a smidge.) He still noticed how after a speech or a fight- your smile, no, your persona dropped.

It was a persona you probably garnered for attention.

but still...

So how…

…That just didn’t make sense.

“Can I have your autograph…? Please?” A civilian would ask shyly, hiding behind a Batman themed phone case with a Robin themed charm hanging from that same phone.

The worst part of it all? You didn’t ask for the Red Hoods autograph. You asked for Jason Todd’s autograph, you were a fan of the Wayne’s. Gotham's golden family. No actually, it was the way you jumped up and down eagerly when you thought he was far enough way and did a dumb victory dance.

He sighed and leaned against the alleys stone wall as he watched you leave. A sense of worry invaded his mind as he watched you in your nerdy and totally lame Superman shirt walking away. All while staring at your phone.

He was surprised you recognized him. He was never in the public spotlight- maybe here and there when he was younger. Not now, not anymore. His death and how vague it was left question. Ones people didn’t ask when he wasn’t there, dangling in front of them like bait to a fish, they’d ask why and how and while they had a cover up: One the bat, the world's greatest detective made up. It still was messy. You must be a real fan.

He wasn’t even sure if that was really you…

It had to be though, there was no mistaking it. So, with your civilian name in his head, he walked back home.

“…so… lonely…” `

[sl-vega]

SWEET N' SOUR ! - a scaramouche celebrity smau

-> TEASER 002

additional notes:

fun fact; I actually had never listened to skin until writing this smau

i was fairly caught up in the sabrina + olivia drama, but I never knew sabrina released music about it until recently ;w;

thank you to that one anon who asked if skin would be referenced! this chapter was gonna be a lot shorter than that but then they reminded me that skin SHOULD be a relevant part of this teaser so yeah, thanks for that anon!

fontinalia (formally known as FONTINALIA Records) is the record label that y/n was signed to before they dropped them when the hate started

in this au they're basically the equivalent of broadway records, (a record label irl that specializes in stage musical cast recordings-which is why lyney and furina are also signed to them)

but they also double as a record label for things like pop! which is why y/n used to be under them

beidou is your manager! that's why you and kazuha are like siblings :3

as per usual, taglist is open, and PLEASE lmk if I can use your username as a fan!

˚୨୧⋆｡ synopsis:  the bright lights of fame and fortune aren’t for everyone, and you’re starting to think you’re part of that majority. You just can’t seem to catch a break! Every movie you’re in goes straight to DVD, every album you drop just barely gets any streams. From child star to sub par popstar, it seems clear that the world has some kind of vendetta against you and you love to blame it on a certain rising musical sensation; Scaramouche. Thanks to your godforsaken luck you happened to go out with the wrong guy at the wrong time because he just so happened to be Scaramouche’s ex, next thing you know you wake up to truck loads of death threats, your record label dropping you, AND a whole album labelling you as the ‘other woman’! After what seemed like a never ending onslaught of straight bullying and harassment, you had long since retreated from the limelight, the only thing left from your music career being ever so occasional covers on YouTube that only your few close friends watched religiously. However, after writing a heartfelt original piece and uploading it from your humble bedroom, it goes viral! A single song has thrusted you head first into stardom once more, and face to face with the person you ruined it for you.

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[bera-post-things]

Spending Christmas Time with Genshin Characters !!

A/N: Merry Christmas Everyone and I hope you have a great New year! Or if you don’t celebrate Christmas like me, I hope you have a great day anyways!

Furina

Christmas Party? She’s honestly never heard of such a thing being forced to ask the role of an archon for more than 500 years; she's never had time for these kinds of gatherings. But from what you told her, gathering around a tree and opening up boxes with gifts inside them? But all she knows is that it sounds fun! Waking up in the morning and hurrying downstairs to open presents with you sounds like a dream come true to her, opening presents and singing songs around a christmas tree just sounds so fun to her!

Neuvillette

He honestly couldn't have cared for such things, celebrating such a holiday when there’s still so much to do, paperwork to be done, cases to be looked over, but spending the time with you, that’s when you catch his attention. Spending time with you will make memorable memories with his friend. It’s quite different from what he would normally do, so of course he’s new to this stuff but he’s sure that spending this precious moment with you, will make it so much more special.

Clorinde

She’s always open to spending time with you, but same as Neuvillette she’s also quite busy only having enough time for a tea break, always being occupied with her job and being busy with her many side jobs as being Furinas bodyguard, escorting prisoners, she honestly would love to spend time with you drinking hot chocolate, opening up presents, (stepping under the mistletoe) but she’ll also have to check her schedule for whenever she’s available.

Navia

Of course she’ll love to spend time with you! She’ll even bring over her freshly baked Macarons and try baking some of these Christmas cookies that you’ve been talking about! building gingerbread houses, sipping on some hot chocolate with you dressed up in a warm sweater snuggled next to you, she’s always available when you invite her, she just can’t wait!

[zhongtea]

ah i thought i submitted a reply but it must not have gone through! i wasn’t ignoring you, i promise 🥹

i’ve been well, if not super busy with life and other things! there are so many creative projects i want to do but idk where or which ones to start with… the plight of creatives everywhere i fear </3

in genshin news, i’ve FINALLY unlocked inazuma (i’ve been playing since release but took a looooong hiatus, came back a few months ago and built my characters up properly before continuing with the archon quests)! ik i have a lot to catch up on so now that i have the whole genshin map lit up (so far) i can’t wait to see what i’ve missed ^^

i also can’t wait for furina’s banner omgggg just a few more hours and she WILL be mine 🤭 54 pity, guaranteed, 105 wishes and counting saved… she won’t know what hit her 😌

btw best of luck on your wrio pulls! i wanted to get him but now that ik xianyun (if the leaks are correct) is running during the first half of 5.5, i’m committed to building the ultimate xiao team (he’s been my only dps and has single-handedly carried me through the game for the past 3 years) 🫡 i’ll just have to admire wrio’s boots, cake, and comically large emo jacket from afar… sigh </3

hope you’ve been doing well over the past week! looking forward to new works or rambles from you when inspiration strikes next 🥰

<3, bee 🐝

you did submit one! i saw your ask actually, i just haven’t gotten around to answering it im sorry 😭

ugh, we creatives can never catch a break. there’s always something we want to do, something we want to make, something we want to muse over. our poor brains can never catch up lol, and there’s never enough time it seems.

the great thing about genshin is that it’ll always be there whenever you need to take a break; you can always just play as you can or as you please. it’s always there for you to pick back up when you want! people pressure themselves to keep playing but i always advocate for enjoying things at your own pace, especially a game as overwhelming as genshin! you’re gonna have so much fun playing through inazuma and the rest of the archon and world quests! lmk and i can help if you ever need it! also if you ever wanna scream about something or a certain part, i am here 😆

the wrio and furina banners are here!! ahhh! idk if you saw my post from a little bit ago, but i got wrio🥹 in just one pull too! which was a crazy surprise to me because I was not guaranteed lol. I’d love to hear about your success with furina’s banner!!!!!

i’ve only had wrio for an hour and I’m already in love (i was in love before I got him honestly). i was prepped for him thankfully so i was able to level him up, give him a weapon and artifacts, and upgrade his talents so now he’s ready to play!!

i have been well, thank you! hope you have been as well🥰