#god he is such a fucking loser
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I want Brainiac DEAD ON THE GROUND
This bitchass motherfucker is officially my biggest “on sight” character he is an OPP
#maws season 2#my adventures with superman#brainiac#superman#kara zor el#Posession trope is best trope#but I am going to strangle that robot with my bare hands#LEAVE THE CUTIE PATOOTIES ALONE#god he is such a fucking loser#now someone write a 100k AU ab Clark on krypton#episode 9 had such a rapunzeltopia/calabash vibe that I live for
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valentines newsletter ???? ?? HELLO ???????? ?????? ? ????
#deltarune#rouxls kaard#queen#queenkaard#art#doodles#comic#dude hes so fucking lonely and desperate oh my god. why is that becoming less and less of a joke#SIR this is a WENDYS#LOSER BOY !!!!!!!! LOSER. i lov you. you are so fucked up and strange and unhinged. what is wrong with you#i need ch3 and 4 right now i need to see if they love and or hate each other. i need to see more of whatever is happening here#yeah queens has personalized pens that have her face on them. what ruler doesn't#anyway#go in there#go in the dark#i mean the box
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charles and erik with each other: oh dear, oh dear. gorgeous 🥺👐 charles and erik with the villain of the week/the x-men: K1LL YOURSELF 🔥🔥🔥
X-Men: First Class (2011) | X-Men Apocalypse (2016)
#charles is soo insane for looking at a god in the face and telling him to fuck off bc he was hurting his best friend. most normal guy.#cherik#mine*#x-men#xmenedit#parallelsedit#filmedit#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#otp: i want you by my side#god charles' entire demeanor towards apocalypse in xma has always been SOO funny to me. he literally looks ANNOYED every time#apocalypse speaks in the movie. he doesn't even look intimidated or worried that he's trying to possess CHARLES'S BODY or anything#mind you charles wrote his thesis about mutation and here he has THE FIRST MUTANT ever in front of him. who's also a god threatening#to destroy the world. and charles' only reaction is:#'whatever. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY LOSER i CANNOT see erik from where you are standing and i'm worried about him'#and i do think it's very sweet that after this raven tells erik he has to fight for what he has left - and he thinks about charles#(the man that stood on the balcony all those years ago and that cared enough about him to tell him there is more to him#and the same man that STILL CARES ENOUGH to look at A GOD in the face and telling him to go fuck off and die and stop manipulating erik)#charles loves him so much you don't get it........... i'm foaming at the mouth i'm so normal about them
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The posts ive seen about "I really hope the bad kids dont hurt the rat grinders :(" is giving the same energy as the hangman to fabian going "we should be nice to her cause if we just keep being nice to her then she'll stop being so mean!!"
#THE WAY I WAS CHEERING AT SEEING HOW INTENSE THE BAD KIDS GOT IN THE FIGHT#LIKE YESSS#LETS FUCKING GO#GET THEIR ASSSSSS#“theyre just kids” BRO SO ARE THE ENTIRE REST OF THE SCHOOL AND THEYRE NOT MURDERING INNOCENTS WHILE TRYING TO SUMMON A CORRUPTED RAGE GOD#TO SUPPOSEDLY RULE THE WORLD???#its actually so easy to Not murder other kids and summon a rage god to rule the world#insanely easy to not do that#“cut his head off so he wont be revived”#“IM GOING TO SKIN YOU”#“loser says what?”#I LOVE THEM#THE ENERGY#OPTIMAL#INCREDIBLE#FABULOUS#i love my bad kids soso much#im going so insane over this episode i need to stop posting about it#dimension 20 fhjy#fhjy spoilers#d20 fhjy#fantasy high#dimension 20#bad kids#the rat grinders
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these panels are going to make me cry. hes so girldad
#PLEASE CALL YOUR WIFE KING. I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE#HE EVEN PUT HER LITTLE BOW IN ONE OF THEM....#if this manga concludes without this fucking loser calling his wife im going to kill myself forreal.#please for the love of god chilchuck i need to see your daughters#personal
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lu guang is so funny he’s so in love with this guy he’ll rip apart time and space for him he does not care who gets hurt in the process. but he can’t express genuine love and affection because that’s cringe
#fake idgafer i saw you caring#i like to imagine sometimes he’s like Jesus christ. i can’t believe this. god i’m such a fucking loser for this.#but he’ll never stop#he’s in love and so emberassed ab it#link click#lu guang#shiguang
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SHUTO SENDOU CHARACTER PROFILE
(cr: shadowelkaiser on twitter)
#FUCKING LOOOSERRER#he’s such a loser oh my god I love him#the skrunkly#sendou shuto#shuto sendou#sendo shuto#shuto sendo#bllk x y/n#bllk x reader#bllk x you#bluelock x reader#bluelock#blue lock x reader#blue lock
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I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.
Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.
Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.
#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol#because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow#who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them#which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb#and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol#anyway#please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil#he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true#hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him#bg3#gale dekarios#bloodweave#gale of waterdeep#does this make sense. i havent slept#i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated#because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship#like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime#*like#having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama#like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently
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it doesn't even matter if the science lab is heated bc he indicates that he roams the base a lot, and you meet him outside after the second wolf fight anyway
like. genuinely i think armstech told him where he was going and his dumb ass had never been anywhere even remotely below freezing before and figured this would be fine. i mean it's a thick jacket! what else do you need!!!!
@captainfkingmagic says snake only let him into his cabin bc by the time otacon found him, he was steps away from freezing. and i agree
#metal gear solid#otacon#hal emmerich#mgs#and you just KNOW this scrawny loser runs cold#god he's so fucking stupid. i desire him carnally#tox.txt#i mean i guess. i don't have a 'tox makes dumb memes' tag
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Angel: *gazing lovingly at Husk* He could kill me, and I'd thank him.
Cherri: *who has heard this for the millionth time* I'd thank him too
#Angel: 😍…😏…😒…😑#Cherri is 1000% done with their pining bullshit#husk: *who has heard every word because they are LITERALLY SITTING AT THE BAR* : …but do you love me?#Angel: *bluescreens*#Cherri: For the love of SAtAN JUST f*** already!!!#(they’re already dating they just like to mess with people)#but as usual Angel flirts relentlessly until someone honestly reciprocates and then he just 😳 PANIK#Angel is a dumbass#but husk loves him anyway#Angel dust#husk#cherri bomb#huskerdust#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#hazbin cherri bomb#angel/husk#they’re in love your honor#but Cherri *is* aboutt three seconds from locking them in a closet together#Angel: you can’t put me back in the closet again! for fuck’s sake I came out seventy years ago!#angel dust needs a hug#consensually and preferably from husk#loser baby#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#angel hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#husk/angel#husk: oh god he’s an idiot#husk: *falls absolutely head over heels for this pink spider*
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this is so fucking important to me you guys don't get it like HE'S ENCHANTING BOOKS AND ENJOYING IT STOP I might actually cry this is too much I'm sorry for acting like such a loser over him but I've never loved him more
#he's actually so dear to me#max verstappen#formula 1#he's so nerd#what a loser I fucking love him#enchanting books god#I will never be normal about this info ever#minecraft means sm to me this means so much to me he's so#ugh
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look at this fucking idiot I finally got around to drawing him again
#tes#tesblr#skyrim#tes sanguine#sam guevenne#god he’s such a loser#like he’s the biggest loser#the goat in the corner is from eso#it’s like a pet or something idk I don’t play it#I FORGOT#I FORGOT HIS MARKINGS FUCK#you know what#he doesn’t need them
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I think Roy kind of has that residual trauma of childhood bullying where he kind of always feels like he's a cringe loser and Jamie is too cool for him
#oc#[roy internally] god I can't believe he actually likes me I'm such a fucking loser I feel like I'm 14 getting asked out as a joke again#there's no way he actually likes me and if he does it's just a matter of time before he finds out what I'm really like BUT....#Dr. Sharon did say that I project my insecurity and it's possible he thinks the same thing.... okay fuck okay I'm going to just act normal I#[Jamie internally] haha... i look sooo fit tonight...me and roy... 2 cool fitties hanging out.. woag i wanna dance with somebody.. I wanna f#royjamie
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oh disco elysium? yeah my favorite one is the aggressively french clinically depressed horsegirl. she speaks to me
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ALL HE DOES IS GET HIS ASS FUCKING BEAT
#trafalgar law#one piece#HE CANT DO JACK SHIT!!! HE SUCKS!!!#HES USELESS!!! USELESS!!!#god hes such a fucking loser. i need him
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i made a joke post about raphael being unconcerned, unbothered, moisturised, staying in his lane, etc when haarlep fucks someone else even though he can feel every second of it
except i am thinking about it so much actually 😳
because when you're given raphael's boudoir invite, you're told it's where he conducts business and pleasure. you're explictly told to share yourself with haarlep
if you give yourself over to haarlep entirely, they say that you're going to be a loving doll for them and their master, that you're going to pleasure all the beasts in the hells
why would he be concerned about haarlep fucking anyone in his house when it is always a good outcome for him. he's creaming his pants in some devil meeting(tm) on a different plane and maybe he gets a brand new toy
good lord the man may not get fucked by anyone except haarlep but he's into an endless list of gloriously fucked up shit
#raphael bg3#haarlep#baldur's gate 3#😳 no sir i'm not thinking about being spitroasted at haarlep and raphaels whims for eternity#god he's such a loser he's a chewtoy he's pathetic but he's also incredibly sexy. i feel insane#also thinkin a bunch about the archivist saying 'you do know how raphael likes to play' no but i want to find out#Team Raphael Likes To Watch!#AND thinking about how haarlep says you don't have to run away if you win if you tell them you want to fuck raphael#i dunno if that's the stock response bc i haven't tried the others and i've already re-loaded my HoH saves four times today#now that's what i call meta
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