#god he is such a fucking loser
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astro-nomaly · 4 months ago
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I want Brainiac DEAD ON THE GROUND
This bitchass motherfucker is officially my biggest “on sight” character he is an OPP
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cozylittleartblog · 9 months ago
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valentines newsletter ???? ?? HELLO ???????? ?????? ? ????
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bertoyana · 5 months ago
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charles and erik with each other: oh dear, oh dear. gorgeous 🥺👐 charles and erik with the villain of the week/the x-men: K1LL YOURSELF 🔥🔥🔥
X-Men: First Class (2011) | X-Men Apocalypse (2016)
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perpetuallyboo · 6 months ago
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The posts ive seen about "I really hope the bad kids dont hurt the rat grinders :(" is giving the same energy as the hangman to fabian going "we should be nice to her cause if we just keep being nice to her then she'll stop being so mean!!"
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blueskittlesart · 9 months ago
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these panels are going to make me cry. hes so girldad
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stimmingandstruggling · 2 months ago
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lu guang is so funny he’s so in love with this guy he’ll rip apart time and space for him he does not care who gets hurt in the process. but he can’t express genuine love and affection because that’s cringe
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msewn · 1 month ago
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SHUTO SENDOU CHARACTER PROFILE
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(cr: shadowelkaiser on twitter)
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tomurakii · 1 year ago
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I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.
Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.
Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.
#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol#because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow#who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them#which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb#and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol#anyway#please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil#he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true#hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him#bg3#gale dekarios#bloodweave#gale of waterdeep#does this make sense. i havent slept#i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated#because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship#like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime#*like#having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama#like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently
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prismatoxic · 1 year ago
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it doesn't even matter if the science lab is heated bc he indicates that he roams the base a lot, and you meet him outside after the second wolf fight anyway
like. genuinely i think armstech told him where he was going and his dumb ass had never been anywhere even remotely below freezing before and figured this would be fine. i mean it's a thick jacket! what else do you need!!!!
@captainfkingmagic says snake only let him into his cabin bc by the time otacon found him, he was steps away from freezing. and i agree
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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 12 days ago
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Angel: *gazing lovingly at Husk* He could kill me, and I'd thank him.
Cherri: *who has heard this for the millionth time* I'd thank him too
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n1ghttrouble · 2 months ago
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this is so fucking important to me you guys don't get it like HE'S ENCHANTING BOOKS AND ENJOYING IT STOP I might actually cry this is too much I'm sorry for acting like such a loser over him but I've never loved him more
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bforblitz · 5 months ago
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look at this fucking idiot I finally got around to drawing him again
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toxicroyjamie · 3 months ago
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I think Roy kind of has that residual trauma of childhood bullying where he kind of always feels like he's a cringe loser and Jamie is too cool for him
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scratchlock · 2 years ago
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oh disco elysium? yeah my favorite one is the aggressively french clinically depressed horsegirl. she speaks to me
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championsofmyheart · 8 months ago
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ALL HE DOES IS GET HIS ASS FUCKING BEAT
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aleisters · 1 year ago
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i made a joke post about raphael being unconcerned, unbothered, moisturised, staying in his lane, etc when haarlep fucks someone else even though he can feel every second of it
except i am thinking about it so much actually 😳
because when you're given raphael's boudoir invite, you're told it's where he conducts business and pleasure. you're explictly told to share yourself with haarlep
if you give yourself over to haarlep entirely, they say that you're going to be a loving doll for them and their master, that you're going to pleasure all the beasts in the hells
why would he be concerned about haarlep fucking anyone in his house when it is always a good outcome for him. he's creaming his pants in some devil meeting(tm) on a different plane and maybe he gets a brand new toy
good lord the man may not get fucked by anyone except haarlep but he's into an endless list of gloriously fucked up shit
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