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Glee OCs ✤ Taylor Swift Albums (x)
Speak Now: Aurora Anderson (ft. Sebastian Smythe) Red: Colton Cartwright (ft. Finn Hudson) 1989: Betty Fabray (ft. Mac Hudson)
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themoonandthedogstar · 5 months
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being a multi-shipper is so fun you guys should try it instead of arguing about which ships better cause it’s rlly not that deep 😭🙏
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thatsiriusblackgrin02 · 11 months
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i feel like one of james’ favourite tv shows is glee and when he watches it with reg he just sits there going full karaoke while reg goes on about how he relates to sue on a deep emotional level
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Evan: this song is for anyone that’s ever been cheated on
Barty: this is insane i didnt cheat on you
Pandora: cheetahs have the fastest land speed of any animal
Dorcas and Regulus:
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mdverse · 11 months
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teehee you told me to drop by so i'm asking the most important question of them all.... of the main new directions who do they bias in bts and how much do they like bts 🤭
hi u are so real for this sorry this has taken me a while to get to!! been trying to organise my thoughts but i'm still not fully set on things. i guess ill do this from like. most to least likely to enjoy bts? (also i will say i have thoughts on the vb au squad specifically! i don't remember them in detail and they're probably similar to what i've written here but i def remember talking about it with mist)
tina: 100% most likely to be an army also def a once and a sone but that's not relelvant here! girlie has taste and i love that for her <3 she has jimin stan energy to me, i think she'd see the similarities between him and mike and she'd have a major soft spot for that
sugar: not technically one of the main new directions but i wanted to include her anyway bc i bet she loves bts. she has that vibe. she'd have all the merch and could very easily spend hundreds of dollars on concert tickets for herself and tina and anyone else who wanted to come. idk how she'd feel about the older eras but she'd def be a fan of the more poppy songs (maybe hyyh-onwards? def enjoys the LY/MOTS eras). probably a big vocal line fan, specifically jin and possibly jungkook as a bias wrecker
brittany: i think she'd enjoy bts a lot tbh! idk if she'd dive deep into fan theories or keep up with stuff like run bts but she'd def vibe with their music and i would kill to see her do the dance challenges or even full dance covers. i'd say she's hobi-biased but also just a big fan of 3J/sunshine line
blaine: i think he'd enjoy their more recent eras! mainly LY/MOTS-onwards i think? he has boy with luv/dynamite vibes. major jungkook stan in my head but i think he would really enjoy joon's lyrics/writing style
mike: def introduced to bts through tina dkfjgh but i think he'd get sucked in by the dance practices and the live performances even if the music itself isn't necessarily stuff he'd listen to! probably a 3J stan, if i had to pick one i'd very hesitantly say jimin
santana: idk if she'd listen to them regularly but. i do think she'd vibe a lot with agust d's albums? and i also think she'd find mono and indigo really soothing. epiphany would alter her brain chemistry and no one can tell me otherwise! i know for a fact that she would cry at that song. namgi fan
quinn: casual bts listener i think? def a joon stan tho i don't make the rules here!! i do also think she'd enjoy jin's voice a lot
artie: i feel like bts would be a guilty pleasure for him? idk if he'd be super invested but he would enjoy some of their music and he would def have an appreciation for the mvs! musically i'd say he enjoys tae the most but he def thinks jimin is ridiculously pretty
sam: hmmm sam is one i feel much less familiar with. mist said u guys have talked about blamtina being armys together and i can kinda see that? he does also kinda seem like he'd consider them a guilty pleasure to me tho. jin or jungkook stan energy
mercedes: secondhand fan through tina! idk if she'd listen to them on her own but if tina is around she doesn't mind listening to them. there's bound to be at least one song that hits hard for her but idk what it is rn. i think she'd appreciate tae's voice the most?
kurt: also introduced to them through tina! idk if i see him being much of a kpop fan but i do think he'd appreciate the aesthetics and the artistry of it all. i think he'd like jungkook bc he gets blaine vibes from kookie? alternatively there's sth about him that makes me think jimin stan
puck: bts doesn't really have much rock music so i guess puck wouldn't be super interested in most of it but i feel like there are probably a few songs he might enjoy just vibe-wise? maybe stuff like stigma, house of cards? i also inexplicably get a hip hop fan vibe from him despite that not being a thing in canon so i could potentially see him vibing with their earlier eras and stuff like the cyphers and being biased towards the rap line? but i'm not very set on that
finn: doesn't strike me as much of a kpop fan tbh but i think there are a couple of songs here and there he might like (fake love rocking mix!). idk if he'd actually ever remember any of their names tho kdfjgh he'd probably pick a different bias every time he's asked bc he never pays enough attention to recognise any of them
rachel: does not have kpop fan vibes to me at all but i find it hard to read her so i could be wrong there? idk i don't think she'd really listen to their music since she is so showtunes to me. that being said i think if she had to pick a fav it would be jungkook if only bc of the gold star/golden maknae association
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olskuvallanpoe · 8 months
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stereo hearts (missing scenes from the glee au)
nobleflower’s fluffy first date <3 (3,071 words)
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Found so many old songs in my 2013/14 journal.
I also found a lot of glee fanfics and I’m horrified.
I created a Chuck/Glee crossover fic where Blaine is Chuck and I had ideas to make it several parts! Oh, and it was a Quaine fic bc it was my biggest crackship at the time. Of course Quinn was Sarah Walker.
This project im doing is very eye opening.
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Marauders era x Glee (performance version) pt.1
I feel like I need to explain my train of thought, these are how I imagine the performance to be because I refuse to write song fics but I want to share how I depict the scenes with them, mostly these will be just my reasons on why they fit and who would sing what, anyway, enjoy. (Also this was heavily inspired by this series of TikTok’s)
First up: Stereo hearts
This is a Jegulus one (like how most will be) but like, convince me that it isn’t the slytherin's skittles singing to James because Regulus paid them to do so.
Like maybe Dorcas and Pandora want the money for something, an art club or idk and they set this vocal valentines idea, recruiting Evan and Barty with the promise of payment or they just want to be in the club too.
So they set out in their mission, and Regulus had offered money before to support them but they didn’t want it just because, so he asks them to serenade James instead, because might as well and he had the perfect song for the occasion.
Same as the actual performance, they appear in the great hall where James was, accompanied by Sirius.
“Are you mister James Potter?” Pandora ask with a giggle and James is taken aback but it’s also intrigued, he nods warely. With that answer she chants the same speech they had done the whole day through the school with a big smile on her face “We are the Art squad here to deliver a vocal valentines to one Mister James Potter” and they start to sing Stereo hearts.
Evan would be playing the guitar and doing most vocals while Barty takes the rapping parts, Pandora does the first vocals and leads James through the whole great hall as they sing to him per request and Dorcas belts out the higher notes by the end.
James is in awe because Regulus isn’t a fan of big public gestures but he is, and Regulus just sent his friends to serenade him in front of the whole school, there’s even a choir in there by the end of the performance.
Also he finds it funny that he had to listen to Barty rap about Regulus feelings for him because everybody knows Crouch always makes fun of and like to tease James (Regulus did that on purpose, just to mess with them).
Dorcas delivers the last message as they get down the stairs and James smiles the biggest yet “Happy Valentines Day, Love Regulus”
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rboooks · 1 year
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DP x DC: Child Support
John Constantine has done a lot in his life. Some good, some bad but most have been dangerous.
He sold his soul to as many powerful beings as he could so that they could fight each other over it and keep him in a safe-ish stalemate. It was a risk, one where he had to sweet talk, maneuver, and sometimes seduce his way through, but he's always come on top.
Waking to his wards broken as easily as someone walking through a still river meant he had finally met his match. John woke to the Time looming over him in its adult form.
Clockwork, the physical concept of Time, smashed into a body and consciousness. It's so rare to see the god outside his tower; to even be in his presence was such a high honor that families would keep proof of the encounter for generations to brag about.
"Hello, Johnny," Clockwork said in his specialized adult form. The nickname curved with fondness. This form is an even rarer sight to behold. Clockwork looked about to be in his late twenties, dressed in a Victorian-era suit with dark black hair, he would look human were it not for his pure red eyes and time staff.
He looks gorgeous.
John smiled nervously. "Clockwork. What do I owe the pleasure?"
The ghost hums. "I have come to make a deal with you."
See, that's not something John would like to hear from the second-strongest being in the multiverse. He was second to the Ghost King. Some would even argue that Clockwork was stronger were it not for his desire to remain neutral in conflicts for the sake of different timelines.
"What kind of deal?" John asks with a lustful grin, running his eyes up and down Clockworks form. It looks like he may have to seduce his way out of this again and hopefully could convince the god of Time that he was a great time in bed instead of dead once more
The Master of Time appears amused but unwilling to climb under the sheets with him. Bollocks, if he wasn't back for another month of pleasure then the deal would likely be unpleasant.
Even if Clockwork could be considered a past fling, there was no guarantee that he wouldn't ask for something harmful. John had less powerful exes who would gladly have him killed just as likely as they would key his car.
To make thinga worst, Clockwork reached into his gentleman jacket to pull out a small jar. John's heart leaped in horror at what was inside.
"I have collected every piece of your soul through challenges, purchases, or even offerings. I own you entirely, John Constantine," Clockwork said, his warm tan skin rippling into blue as the Ghost turned the jar this way and that. "I wish to return it to you, with my added protection, should the old contracts which you swindled will not seek out revenge in exchange, you must take responsibility."
John can barely breath "Responsibility of what?"
Clockwork gestures behind him, and out of the shadows step a human boy. A human boy that looks precisely like human-Clockwork as a teenager but with John's eyes and the shape of John's nose.
No.
He knows that despite how similar they look, Humans and the citizens of the Infinite Realms aren't biologically the same. He just didn't think that meant this.
That he could be so careless it resulted in this.
Clockwork waves a hand between them. "Jonny meet your son, Danny."
John choked as Danny awkwardly waved at him. He even stuffs his hands into his pockets the same way John would stuff his hands into his trench coat.
This can't be happening.
"Our son is half human, and it's unhealthy for humans to remain in the Infinite Releams for long periods. I now require you to raise him on Earth until his core is ready. The day our son is of age, you will have your soul back with my Infinite protection. Danny will take the throne of the Infinite Realms upon his marriage so do help him find a good suitor."
Clockwork considers the rapidly paling human with large amounts of glee. "I trust this would be acceptable? I must warn you, I have raised him outside of time, so he is a bit behind with modern technologies and references. He also has a ghost form he must use for his health. Oh, and, Danny has a peanut allergy, so keep that in mind for his meals. If anything were to happen to Danny while he lives with you, I would erase this entire place and not through time manipulation. I will simply kill everything. Keep you alive so I can kill every version of those you love across the multiverse in front of you. Try not to slip away from your child support to prevent that, yes?"
John faints.
Danny Fenton had to be removed from his dimension to erase Dan from existence. His future self had nearly escaped the Clock tower they couldn't risk a second time. Clockwork had told him removing him from his dimension, his timeline, would never allow Dan to exist. It broke his heart but to save the many lives that Dan took Danny had agree.
His friends and family were devastated even if Clockwork told them Danny would be allowed visits. Just nothing longer than a week and six months between visits. He had moved into Clockwork's haunt, becoming an assistant to the master of time. He helped weave timeliness, and suggested possible choices for various creatures of various situations across the multiverse.
Danny helped Clockwork control fate, if that wasn't ridiculous. He even tried his ghost powers, to the point he felt he could truelt match his mentor in a fight.
He spent two years like this- or two years in his home dimension. Time didn't move in Clockwork's tower so despite the amount of time he lived there Danny didn't look a day over fourteen still. It irked him like nothing else to see Tucker and Sam as sixteen year Olds while he still looked like he was a freshman.
(It also hurt to see them move on without him.)
However, due to his halfa status, his human side was starting to fall apart. He needed sun, food, sleep, and other humans. He would go mad otherwise, and none of this would matter if it resulted in Dan.
Clockwork couldn't put him back home. He couldn't even put Danny in an alternate timeline, for he could not be close to people he knew.
He had to go to one that had no various of anyone Danny knew. Thankfully the Infinite Releams is connected to plenty of places that fit the bill. All Clockwork had to do was twist a few small events, and boom, Danny Fenton would have a perfectly legal background with everything he need for survive.
If only his mentor wasn't such a michivious prankster.
" You want me to pretend to be your love child with some random magic guy?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Trust me Danny, it's going to be hilarious."
(Part 2)
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1800-page-not-found · 2 years
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Being drunk and complaining how you think your bf is prettier than you (genshin men x fem reader) PART 2
GUESS WHOS BACK FOR PART 2 EHEHEHHEHEHH
anyways my bad for delaying this for so long lmaoooooooo
in my defense i am lazy so
ALSO...i kinda um derived from the main like 'complaining how hes prettier than u' and its more like 'ur so fucking pretty' BUT its still good pls read it plspls i beg u
Characters:(seperate) Harbinger Scaramouche era, Wanderer Scaramouche era, Gorou, Xiao, Baizhu, Kaveh
Let me feed u again with some gorgeous men
Scaramouche was a bit annoyed. After all, as a harbinger, he had no time to deal with such idiotic things. But when he found out you overheard some unsightly humans whispering about this, he was furious. Especially because you had to be drunk to admit this to him. Did he not give you all of his heart? So why do you still not trust me? And how dare someone make you feel so insecure. "No, no," you shook your head, solemn. "I-I didn't want to bother you about such things, its alright Love, I'm fine." you cupped his face with your hands and smiled at him, assuring him it'd be ok. "E-erm.." he stuttered, flustered by you holding his face. I mean, someone as pretty as you is his girlfriend. His! "If you'd like, I do have some spare time.." he paused, looking for a reaction. Your face lit up. Drunk you was quite bold and honest. "Really?! Does that mean i have you all to myself?!" you jumped up in glee. You pulled him out your home in Snezhnaya, going to who knows where and doing god knows what. After you exhausted yourself and fell asleep in his secure arms, it was time to punish. Those foul beings never walked the entirety of Teyvat again. Waking up, you had no recollection about what you did when you were black out drunk, but your lover's public display of affection grew, from shyly holding hands and sneaking his arms around your waist to kissing you in front of everyone, and also calling you pretty, beautiful, etc.
(down below is before the Wanderer gains his memories)
The Wanderer was the equivalent to a dandelion seed that never stopped floating. But when he found you, it was like finding firm ground to grow and blossom. You made him feel things that made him whole. You showed him all sorts of emotion. One day you came home (he moved in your home) drunk, tripping over yourself. Wanderer rushed to support you as you leaned against the wall. "hehehe!" You giggled, wrapping you arms around your neck. "Y/n!" he stammered. "Gosh," You sighed, staring lovingly into your lover's eyes. "How did i get such a beautiful boyfriend?.." He was flustered, face red and all. "You're so much prettier than me and everyone...what if someone snatches you away from me!?!" you started to worry. "Y/n my love, it should be i who is afraid, you're so kind to everyone and unintentionally charismatic...theres even a fan club of you..." (he totally didnt start a fan club about you)
"Gorou baby, why are you just so cute?.." you held his face and leaned in, staring deeply at his features admiring them. Gorou wasn't accustomed to this type of affection, or affection in general. "W-what? Cute?! I-I'm not!" He was very red, closing his eyes in embarrassment after noticing his tail wagging. "My cute little general...I just wanna keep you all to myself!" You laughed, holding Gorou by the waist in one arm and holding a cup of beer in the other. "Y/nnnnnn...." he covered his face with his hands, he didn't want you to see him like this...you'd just call him cute again!
"Ohhhhhhhhh Xiaooooo over hereeee! Hehehe" you laughed, waving your arms drunkenly at Xiao as you clutched a whole bottle of dandelion wine given to you by a bard who was your friend. Xiao sighed as he walked over to you. "I didn't know an immortal would have such low alcohol tolerance...that damn bard.." He sighed again, pinching the bridge of his nose annoyed. "You're so gorgeous Xiao...my gorgeous boyfriend. So so pretty...hmmm" you collapsed forward, but fortunately, a blushing mess of a Xiao caught you and carried you bridal style (heheeh) to your home. "What nonsense are you spouting...I'm not...gorgeous or pretty..." Affection and love were new to him. make sure you give him lots of it in the future!
Baizhu, as someone who is ill, did not drink any form of alcohol that night. You however...drank both shares of alcohol given. Thus you were very, very drunk. "Baizhuuuu...." you slurred. "Yes dear?" He replied softly, smiling. "You're just...toooo pretty. Prettier than everyone hehehe!" you giggled like some high school girl in love as you looked up at his rather stunning face as you laid on his lap. "Oh my... getting flirty now are we? I think you're the most stunning and intelligent woman i've ever met!" Changsheng grimaced. "You guys are so lovey-dovey it's going to make me vomit!"
As a rather broke architect, Kaveh usually wasn't able to drink such a high-quality wine. And you, a rather wealthy individual who practically ran the fruit industry in Teyvat, travelled a lot. So this fancy dinner kaveh had cooked up and the luxurious wine you had brought back as a souvenir made a perfect romantic time at your house. I forgot to mention. The two of you were really, REALLY drunk. "God that awful man! I can't believe I have to be his roommate!" You laughed. "You could always stay with me you know. Ah but i suppose you'd get lonely...whatever! Anything my pretty boyfriend says I'll agree hehe" You stared at his face, admiring his beauty. "I mean, gosh smart and pretty?! I got soooooooooo luckyyy" Kaveh was very bashful towards your flattering comments. "I'm not pretty! I'm handsome!" He argued. "Right, right...you're handsome! Super duper handsome!" You laughed. "Stop teasing me!" He was practically a tomato! "Awwww is someone shy? I should do this more often!~" The teasing went on for a record breaking one and a half hours! I wonder if you can break the record again next time?
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ink-sunflower · 8 months
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A token of servitude (Sukuna x Reader)
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No spoilers Words: 1095 Warning: yeah, it’s a sukuna ff after all, so there might be present some violents, dark content (though not something too much)
Summary: Reader travels to Heian age and meets Sukuna
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Time is a thread with innumerable beads that are brimmed with life occurrences. It’s like a jewellery, and the treasure of it can never be purchased by a mortal. But in the world of jujutsu sorcerers, curse users and curses, one doesn't seem so unattainable.
My curse technique allows me to perceive the priceless jewellery of time. I’m called the Time Walker, but the comprehension of my ability is vague. Even I can’t be sure about how my powers work.
But one thing I know for sure: the beads of the past are unalterable and do not yield to forging. Therefore, we cannot change it. The outcome we encounter in the present is a sequence of actions taken from the past. Meaning, even my ability of travelling within the thread of time can do nothing to the formed beads. The future though is flexible. Obtained knowledge help reach the desirable result.
My master has burdened me with a glorious purpose. I have to go to Heian era to find the sword of the Damned. The blade of the weapon is so sharp that it cut everything. Even in Heian period it was lost somewhere. And my task is to find that place.
One being was seeking it. Ryomen Sukuna, the King of Curses. Just his name brings fear. The powerful and the cruel being whose name alone is enough to make people tremble with fear.
One thousand is a significant number to pass. Yet it’s the least obstacle.
So my life brought me here. One moment, in the midst of busy streets. But after my eyes has falls shut and curse energy has started flowing through my vanes, the world started shifting. It takes no time in a basic understanding of the phenomenon. For me, though, it’s different. I can’t count time spending walking on the thread, calculating the right among of beads to bypass. Time as a measurable unit looses its senses here.
And after nothing but everything, a warmth of sun rays combined with placating breeze welcome me in an old era.
Feeling a bit drowsy, I spend some time sitting on the ground, unmindful of the outside world.
My state of was interrupted by a rustle of glass. I decipher a pair of human beings coming to this area.
Deciding not to reveal myself to them, I take a place to hide.
Now that they’ve become closer, I am able to discern the essence of their conversation.
“Do you think the rumours are truthful?” One of them babbles.
“Of course they are. He’s tall and monstrous. Thought some women would die to spend a night with him. Perhaps, If we are lucky, we’ll find one willing one,” the other replies. “Lord Sukuna rewards handsomely for nice offerings, brother.”
“And maybe we can have fun before handing her.”
Disgusting. Those pigs are not better ones from Zenin clan. But they can be of use. I think it’s time for a show.
“Help me! Somebody, please!” I yell, falling down to the ground. This got they attention immediately as they run to me. “Something was haunting me!”
They took a look around the forest but obviously find nothing suspicious. That makes two brothers glee thereof, they share a malicious grimace. One brother takes a rope to bound the prize and present it to the King of Curses like a toy enclosed with a ribbon.
“The luck is on our side today, brother.” And they have never been more wrong.
That’s what I need – to make them think of a prey that they have caught. A nameless face to give away as a some trinket. I give them something more to gloat: purity, so they think of me as even more worthy price.
I do not need my eyes to know that we’ve arrived to Sukuna’s shrine (or temple, whatever it is). An overwhelmingly magnificent and ominous energy emits from the walls, the power of which makes you suffocate on its presence.
Inside the shrine, I can behold the King himself.
There he is, sitting on his throne, his posture is confident and chin is high. Sukuna’s pink spiked hair slightly pushed upfront and black lines adorn his face and mighty body. The drawing in old books capture nothing of the real image.
For a second, a small second, my gaze is caged within his eyes. A bolt of emotions strikes though me, causing goosebumps to form on my skin. Was it dread or rather… excitement? I feel something that draws me in, something more subtle and complex.
A monstrous entity with four arms says nothing, but a predatory smirk appears, unrevealing his fangs.
Perhaps my boldness amuses him. I’m grateful to still have my head.
Two men pushes me to the ground, kneeling before the King. They’re forcing me to bend so low, that my forehead meets the ground.
My cue to act.
Breaking the robes with the help of mu cursed energy, I do not give them time to comprehend a single thought and seize their flabbergasted state to take care of brothers. With a swift motion, I punch them into their snouts of faces, making them land hard on their backs.
The smallest of them is knocked out within the first attempt, the other is tougher, it seems. He tries to stand up and blow a hit, but with a kick in the stomach, he ends up on the floor once again.
It is not enough for my satisfaction. The person does not deserve mercy.
Even though he knew he couldn’t have something in intimate senses in order not to stain his prize, it did not deter his hands from inappropriate touches. But I had to play a part, so I held back. I could tell, it was nothing new to the brothers, to treat women like this, and their misogynistic conversations made it difficult not to throw up.
I can pay back now.
With strong determination, I lift my leg and deliver a straight hit on his “valuable” part between his legs. A loud screech thunders though the walls. (🐣 An omelette is ready to be cooked)
The curtains close and I kneel before Sukuna. He exudes a powerful and sinister aura, just looking at him gives me a mixed feeling of awe and terror.
“My Lord, may I present you my offerings, these two fine pigs.”
Sukuna cackles wickedly, his deep voice rumbles, leaving a ringing in my ears. It flows effortlessly and enchants to listen to it.
“Well, that’s quite intriguing. Let’s see what else you have in you.”
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How was it? Should I continue writing the story?
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toomanyfandoms11 · 5 months
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Background on the Tim hiring Deathstroke thing in this https://www.tumblr.com/toomanyfandoms11/749474013724721152/toomanyfandoms
In my little universe that I like to maladaptive daydream in basically, Janet Drake, Slade Wilson, and Wade Wilson are all siblings.
Janet is the oldest child, and thefore according to family tradition the only child that cannot legally be linked to any crime (plz ask me about the Drake family lore. Also, Jack was the one killed by Captain Boomerang ).
Slade and Wade are twins, (their father had a sense of humor and their mother was too out of it to complain.) and bear the title of murder uncles.
Getting to the Joker bit: when Jason was being killed by the Joker, Tim was on a “family holiday”(training trip) to upstate New York (X-Mansion, most of the X-Men were too afraid to ask about the 10 year old that followed Deadpool around except for Wolverine, who taught him how to skin a moose, and Madelyne Pryor for some reason) and as a result did not learn about his death until about a month or so after it happened.
When Tim learned about his death he decided to wait a bit for Batman to settle down, thinking that he just needed to get the anger stage of grief out of the way and then he would go to therapy like a normal person. Tim was the sort of kid that would read the picture books about getting over grief when he was waiting in the doctors office.
Unfortunately, there were no picture books about superhero phycology. After about few months, Batman showing no signs of stopping and expressing his grief like a normal person, Nightwing finding out about Jason’s death through a newspaper tabloid and the two of them having an argument on top of the Gcpd station that was live-streamed by anyone with a phone and became headline news for a week, Tim decided to take matters into his own hands and hire his current favorite uncle (Wade had recently given him a pair of socks as a gift instead of the forensics book he wanted) and ask him politely (blackmail him with the time Slade had given him coffee while babysitting) to kill the Joker, “Pretty please Uncle Slade? I’ll make you cookies!”
Slade accepted this offer and went (with no small amount of glee/relief) to finally put a bullet through that waste of carbon’s skull. But, alas, Paul Verlaine (King of Assassins, Executive in the Port Mafia, Ex-Titans member and former boyfriend of Nightwing) got there first. After this, Tim’s story goes the route you would expect (with a twist~). After one too many times of Batman putting criminals in the ICU instead of talking to a therapist, Tim decides enough is enough and goes to Nightwings apartment in Bludhaven to ask him to arrange an intervention for Batman with the Justice League, or he will release Batman and Nightwings identity’s to the public.
Dick Grayson, after hearing this, dose not go “This seems like Bruce’s problem” and drop him off at the Batcave. He instead goes “who’s sassy lost child is this”, has the Bat-adoption gene arise for the first time, and decides that he will adopt this child who ran around Gotham alone stalking Batman and Robin, or die trying.
Janet, after talking with the man who drove her child back from Bludhaven at 4:30 am, is slightly leaning towards the second option, but she knows that A. Jack is a terrible father, and while she tries her best, she is also not winning mom of the year anytime soon and B. Shared custody is a thing.
And so, after 3 sword fights (one for each Drake-Wilson sibling), 5 panicked calls to Alfred about “Holy frick I’m turning into Bruce”, many late nights studying “how do I parent a 10 year old”, 1 realization of “holy **** I really do want to be a parent”, and a very well paid lawyer ( Matt Murdock), Dick Grayson becomes the legal parent of a one Timothy Drake, with the media explanation (that is true, but deleteing the superhero parts) being that Janet and Jack realized that they could not be the parents the Tim deserved to have, and that Dick Grayson could. (They got alternating weekends and cultural holidays (Jack is Chinese).
After a month or so, Dick takes Tim to meet Bruce (Dick did the intervention thing, it took the combined forces of Superman, Wonder Woman, Black Canary, Alfred, and Catwoman to get him to go to therapy.) and in the meeting Tim cheerfully reveals that A. He had figured out Batman and Robins secret identities when he was 9 (He went to a gala that the Wayne’s were at, and Dick did a quadruple somersault off of a chandelier that Tim remembered Nightwing doing) and B. He once hacked into Shield on accident when he was looking for a website that had a show he liked on it
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tayloralisonswift · 11 months
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me telling my march 2023 self that joe will not attend the eras tour, taylor and joe will break up, joe will say he was ashamed of her having more money than him, the fandom will implode on whether or not to talk about it, taylor will change performing invisible string to the 1, taylor will be rumored to be dating a raging misogynistic racist but it’s ok because it’s just a tabloid, no wait taylor will be dating a raging misogynistic racist, the fandom will implode over whether or not that’s ok, there will be maylor stans and one of them will think “bejeweled” is two separate words, the raging misogynistic racist will mouth “this is all for you you know who you are i love you” at a show, taylor will mouth “this is all for you you know who you are i love you” at a show, taylor will announce a surprise new song but it’s only on an album being sold for one day at a random show, the song will say joe didn’t want to marry her, in october it will STILL not be on streaming, the fandom will implode over whether or not she’s using this as a distraction, ice spice will be involved, buzzfeed will drop multiple scathing articles about taylor’s probable boyfriend, joe will say her behavior is embarrassing, taylor will rant through tree about people thinking it’s serious, the fandom will implode over whether it was a girlboss moment or making fun of rightful concerns from fans, there will be a fan exodus, i was gone for a bit here but something else probably happened, speak now tv time, taylor lautner will do a backflip on stage, speak now tv will have two seconds to breathe, a football player will attend a show, a football player will tell his brother over a podcast that he wanted to give her his number on a friendship bracelet, somewhere in here we will find out taylor got high at a party with questlove, karlie will attend the eras tour in the nosebleeds, the fandom will implode over whether this is the funniest or extra funniest thing to happen, 1989 tv time, taylor will show up to a kansas city chiefs game all decked out in red and watch with a football player’s mom, the fandom will implode but so will espn, the nfl, every sports podcast, and kc fans on twitter which will actually be called x btw, taylor and a football player will drive off into the sunset, taylor will attend a game the next week and every commentator and channel playing the game will spend the day making dumb references to her music, hugh jackman will be there, the fandom will implode over whether or not this is “pr” and multiple swifties will say they know The Truth even though they’re 23 year olds whose expertise is a minor in public relations, there will be this blog called swiftiesbenormal which - yknow what, nevermind, you’ll see - beyonce will be at the eras tour movie premiere, there will be an snl sketch about taylor and a football player and the football player will make a cameo, taylor and a football player will make a hard launch that night, cruel summer will be 1989 tv’s lead single, and that’s what you missed on glee!
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maluceh · 1 year
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That painel was AMAZING, thank you thank you thank you! ❤️
Sorry for missing a few references, could you share a list of all the universes?
damn ok… ummm (from top left to right and so on with every row)
brooklyn nine nine (amy and jake)
morticia and gomez
modern family (claire and phil)
tangled
they’re just drinking chescos in this one
band au
i got lazy so kissy time
dinosaurs
the last of us au
game of thrones au
10 things i hate about you
celebrity au but i tried to do the cinderella concept art cause 50s
old people
slasher
sapphic jily victorian era
mexican folklore dancers
i got lazy again and i just sketched them as spooky cartoons
deleted scene from dead poets society but it’s not them as dps characters, i just wanted a snowy scene
barbie
pirates of the caribbean
anne with an e
legos
elevator love song by BeeDaily (it’s a fic)
cowboy au
how to train your dragon (astrid and hiccup)
percy jackson (them as percabeth)
sapphic jily in the 14th? 15th? century with princess jamie and her loyal guard lily
this is just a kids drawing so you can interpret it as you want (harry drew it or little james or little lily)
vampire au
couple selfie!
sapphic jily with a reference to glee (the cheerleader uniform). so this one is kind of like cheerleader x outcast type of thing
pride and prejudice au (bingley and jane)
set it up (it’s a movie on netflix)
rocks
greys anatomy au (them as mark and lexi)
role swap (quidditch player lily/muggleborn james)
ice skater couple au
juno (reference to the intro credits from the movie where there’s like drawings and stuff, i thought it would be cool idk)
the office (them as jim and pam)
haikyuu (tanaka and kiyoko are literally jily in another font)
patronuses
genderswap jily
romeo and juliet (2013)
before sunrise (1995)
titanic movie
ferris bullers day off (i think they fit sloane and ferris A LOT)
friends (chandler and monica)
maurice (1987)
detectives au (i tried to emulate 1940s drawings but alas i’m only a girl)
mermaid au
mlm jily as Pedro Infante and Jorge Negrete I BELIEVE this is Dos tipos de cuidado (1953) i wanted to draw them as homoerotic mexican actors from the golden age of mexican cinema
canon jily
sapphic jily in bly manor (as dani and jamie)
animal crossing jily
big fish (2003)
sapphic jily as pirates who got caught
idk i took it from a pinterest pic
shadowhunters jily
fantasy jily (?
sapphic jily kissing at sunset
worms
idk what movie this is, i wanted to draw them as silent actors from the 1930s i also tried to use the same art style they used in that era but alas i’m just a girl
widow victorian lily and ghost james (this is a direct reference to Anders Zorn the widow 1883 i believe)
how to lose a guy in 10 days au
shadow and bone au (them as nina and matthias)
ballet dancers au
romeo and juliet AGAIN (1996 tho)
anastasia (1997)
the princess diaries 2 (them as Mia and nicholas)
them with a cat (it’s algernon, the cat is algernon by the way)
spiderman (itsv spider-man to be exact)
i got lazy again and i just doodled them listening to music together
ants
genderswaped jily as emma and mr. knightley (2020)
mamma mia (2008) (love that movie, sophie and sky made me the bisexual i am with that one beach scene)
the hunger games mockingjay part 2 (them as katniss and peeta)
hogwarts professors
coworker rivals
mlm jily but at hogwarts
sapphic jily just vibing (heartstopper vibes??? idk i put the leaves)
shelf awarness by GhostofBambi on ao3 (one of my favorite jily fics)
and that’s it
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littleyellowtangerine · 11 months
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Marauders era x Glee (performance version) pt.2
Next up: Somewhere only we know
Heart wrenching moment tbh, this is Wolfstar obviously, just imagine Remus and Sirius saying goodbye (like momentarily with Sirius changing schools again but still parting from each other's week days)
I imagine that Sirius changed schools (the first time let’s say it’s because of his parents forcing him to) and then meets Remus at the other school (where Regulus also studies in, he is friends with Remus actually) and they fell in love but Sirius misses James and his friends so bad that he ends up running away from his parents and ends up with Euphemia and Monty who take him in and change him back to Hogwarts with James, Peter and the girls.
And when he announces he is coming back, because Sirius loves drama, Remus, Regulus and the other school's glee team do the Somewhere only we know performance to say goodbye. Also, like, this is the first time James sees Regulus or realizes he is Sirius's brother (I might have another idea for this later).
Everyone ugly cries because it had been rough months for everyone, James missing Sirius and viceversa, Sirius' whole issue with his parents and wanting to be in two parts at the same time, Remus and Regulus parting from him and so on.
But at the end Remus changes schools too, to be with Sirius, leaving Regulus in charge of the glee team for a while until (inevitably in glee fashion) he ends up changing schools too (and dragging a couple of friends with him).
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mythicamagic · 6 months
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Exalted One - a Sukuna x Reader fic
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Summary: An apothecary ostracised by her village for witchcraft.
A murderous cannibal who practises sorcery.
Like oil and water, the two shouldn't mix. Heian era fic.
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AN: Sukuna x Reader/OC depending how you look at it. Idk ignore me I won't be able to update this for like a month but I have poor impulse control. This is written in third person because its more comfortable for me than first.
Read on Ao3 - here
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Smoke. It billowed thick and black into the sky, seeping into her lungs. Flames roared, submerging everything in bright flickering lights and casting thick shadows all at once.
The woman remained bent low on hands and knees, crumpled in the street. Everything in her screamed to move. Her teeth chattered with the force of it. She could do little more than watch, frozen in place as one such thick shadow rippled, giving way to the towering figure that blocked her path- one of his many arms lifting a screaming man aloft. 
The villager's legs swung, flailing wildly as a large hand squeezed tighter around his neck. One of his feet struck- hitting the creature in the belly. 
"Heh, tickles." 
A sick slap of flesh splitting open reached her ears as- to her horror- a mouth opened up on the creature's stomach, spreading wide into a grin. It caught the man's flailing foot between its teeth, sucking his calf inside before a harsh 'snap' and crunch could be heard. 
If the man had been screaming before, he was inconsolably shrieking and wailing his heart out now. Blood oozed from the remainder of his stump as he yanked it free, unable to squirm away from the collection of four arms holding him captive. 
The woman flinched and covered her ears, but it was useless. She'd seen too much now, heard it all. So many villagers lay scattered in ruined body parts and sinew. 
It had been such a normal, ordinary day. Nothing had heralded this slaughter, not one bad omen. The woman had opened her apothecary as per usual, and left a herbal remedy for Mrs Okami’s back pain on her doorstep. The boy called Shinta and old man Yunko had ignored her as usual on their way to the fishing lake. None of them had tossed an insult toward her at all- it had even seemed like things were looking up.
Now they were all dead- or perhaps some had been fortunate enough to flee, escaping the burning houses and terrifying monster stalking the streets. What she'd initially thought had been a random army attack turned out to be just one force of chaos. A natural disaster disguised as a misshapen human.
He was tall- far taller than any man she’d met- and stripped to the waist as if to show off the murderous arms he’d used to pluck frightened people from their homes. He’d killed them with the glee and indifference of a child toying with their dolls.
The woman shuddered as her neighbour was ripped limb from limb and split down the middle, watery noises of blood splashing onto the ground. The sound threatened to empty her stomach again. 
"Hm, raw food doesn't agree with me like it used to," the creature tsked, a second tongue appearing from his cheek to lick crimson stains off one of his meaty hands. 
Her breathing hitched, air freezing in her lungs. What was he? 
Demon.
The word stuck and refused to leave her mind. 
Burning red eyes turned towards her as if she’d spoken the word aloud. She jolted, heart leaping into her throat. Oh no no no no-
The creature dropped the remains of the neighbour's carcass. They met the ground with a sickening thud. His lips twitched and spread wider, sizing her up. He took a single step- but adrenaline kicked in and she was already up and scrambling away. 
It was useless of course. No one could outrun him after the things she'd seen, but her legs couldn't be stopped. 
She fled into her Apothecary at the far outskirts of the village, knocking pots over in her haste. 
Mother. 
It felt important at that moment to hold onto something familiar. If she was going to die- it would be while keeping the memory of someone who loved her close. With this in mind, she grabbed a well-worn bamboo book off the shelf and hugged it to her chest, grabbing a knife in her free hand and crouching against the corner of the room, hiding in the dark. 
It didn't take long before the entirety of her front entrance was ripped away. 
The roof was pushed back to reveal a firelit sky, the ceiling screeching with the snap of support beams failing. Tattooed hands were suddenly reaching into her ruined hut, his fingers spread wide, nails sharp and ready. The woman screamed as she was grabbed, scooped up into malevolent arms without much effort. 
The creature grinned and straightened outside. "You thought you could run despite seeing everything I’ve done? You- who sat back for such a long time and stared at me with a stupid expression,” he chuckled. “While the attention was flattering, I thought you might have learned something from it- and would show far more spirit than this." 
He squeezed, the sensation tightening hard and cruel around her waist, and she gasped, grip loosening on the knife until it clattered to the ground. 
Red eyes smiled, dancing with mirth when she cursed and twisted in his hold, kicking uselessly and sinking her free-hand’s nails into his arm, scratching and clawing. At one point- she bit down into the meat of his arm. The action had him chuckling richly- jolting her so hard in his grip that the book in her hand fell loose. The woman cried out, straining uselessly as it collided with the ground in a clatter of wood, cotton and string.
The air around him changed, everything falling silent. The steel band crushing her lungs eased.
"What's this?" 
Mother’s book was snatched from the earth, the demon looking it over curiously with all four of his roving eyes. 
"No! Give it back-" she swiped for it, missing as he held it out of reach. "I-it's useless to you. Please give it back to me." 
With two hands holding her waist, it was easy for him to open the lovingly crafted book. She had no idea if he could even read the handwritten strips of bamboo. 
He took his time, stroking his chin consideringly. Narrowed eyes flicked back to her after a moment. Despite the bloodlust he’d displayed, it unnerved her to see shrewd intelligence within his gaze. "Now I see…looking at you more closely, you're not from these lands, are you? This written in your native tongue?" 
She trembled but set her jaw. Not trusting her voice, she gave a faint nod. 
"Hm. And you can read it?" 
Again, she nodded, albeit with confusion and no small amount of fear. 
The book was tossed in her general direction and she gasped, lurching up to catch it. "Hold onto it then," he dismissed casually, glancing at the remains of her hut. "Got any more books like this?" 
"N-no. This is the only one.”
"Pity," his velvety voice drawled, belying the wicked smile that spread across his lips. "Oh well, you'll do for some late-night amusement at least." 
TBC
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