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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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She took the pages.
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True Love Spells in Capetown.
Powerful Traditional Healer, Psychic Reader, Harboulist and Love Spell caster in The demonic distress of bad luck, witchcraft, relationshipproblems, financial stress and spiritual illnesses end today! Want to Fix a BIG Problem? Battling with an Addiction? Need To Solve A Dispute? Suffering a Spiritual illness? Witchcraft Eating YOU Up? Bring Back Lost Love instantly Spice Up Fading…
#body and family protection Spells.#bring back your lost lover#get back you lost items#get back you lost itrms#get divorce#get money#get perfect matching couple#marriage problems and counciling#remove bad luck from you life#vanish love
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it was all so simple then
#arcane#jayce talis#viktor#jayvik#ever makes art#divorce era is my favorite but i keep drawing academy jvk lol#it's fun thinking about their everyday lab life during the 7 yr timeskip and all the little ways they spent time together#getting on each others nerves and eating weird snacks and having breakthroughs and building nonsense devices while waiting for results#also i dont think u can spend 7 years in one room with jayce Physical Touch talis and not get a little comfy sharing personal space#edit: yes i get it know 100 people told me they thought i drew viktor throwing ass. im tryna be a good sport about it but pls stop already
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…
Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?
#There’s something so homperotic about getting stabbed by the man youve obsessed on for years with your own weapon as you beg him to stop#You know what they say#Gay people can never have a normal divorce#anyways masochist Poseidon ftw!!!#epic the musical#the vengeance saga#epic the vengeance saga#epic odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#Poseidon#epic poseidon#Zeus#Epic Zeus#tagamemnon#Odyseidon#Manwhore au#not like technically but I’m tagging it so people who don’t wanna see this shit can filter it out lol
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2/2
#“better late than never!” ahh post#this quote reminded me of ren's thought process during 2/2. its not supposed to reflect the canon dialogue. rather his internal monologue#had to adjust it a little to fit the context tho#anyway yea im clocking out happy shuake divorce day everyone#the fact that any reality where ren and akechi meet is always destined to end with akechi dying is so fucked up#persona 5 royal#persona 5#shuake#akeshu#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#lotus draws#something about akechi’s death always being a sacrifice…..its always so intriguing to me#like despite the fact that he embraces his identity as an assassin so thoroughly and even thinks virtue and righteousness is blithe#he still performs the most selfless act of all when he’s backed into a corner knowing he will lose#this could be read as a) he would rather go out on his own terms and die making a statement where he actively chooses to sacrifice his life#knowing that the enemy could never kill him in a way that matters bc he has never had an ounce of control his entire life#and for once at least he demands control over his death. if nothing else in his miserable life where everything was predetermined#OR b) deep down inside he still remembers the child he used to be who would idolize heroes and their justice#he may have been a villain his entire life but in that moment when he knows he’s doomed he’d rather let the “heroes” get the upper hand#by buying them time with his death. at least in one way he was able to live up the the childlike fantasy he so cherished#anyway yea auughh akechi….truly made to fuck me up
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HI
#actually maybe they shouldn’t get divorced idk if it would be humane to subject anybody else to dating either one of them#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#the book of bill#book of bill#gravity falls#gravity falls bill#gravity falls ford#gravity falls stanford#bill x stanford
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My guyss
#are they about to get married or divorced?#only time will tell#gosh i love these guys#i just think theyre neat#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#arthur lester#john doe malevolent#ORTHUR#boylife#merlins art
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David Tennant doesn't know how to half-ass a kiss. If/when we finally get a good kiss between Crowley and Aziraphale, I suspect I will be passing away from the passion of it. He just puts his whole David Tennussy into every kiss.
#one thing about David Tennant is that he's gonna be kissing#David Tennant kiss#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#david tennant#michael sheen#good omens 2#aziraphale x crowley#a/c#ineffable partners#ineffable divorce#ineffable kiss#I swear if we get another chin kiss I will punch a wall
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Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible
#my art tag?#astarion#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#bloodweave#put actual effort into keeping everyone in their canon armour but drow armour looks so Correct on astarion#hes in his mcr three cheers for sweet revenge era let him be#anyway hope they get divorced soon
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Powerful Traditional Healer, Psychic Reader, Harboulist and Love Spell caster in The demonic distress of bad luck, witchcraft, relationshipproblems, financial stress and spiritual illnesses end today! Want to Fix a BIG Problem? Battling with an Addiction? Need To Solve A Dispute? Suffering a Spiritual illness? Witchcraft Eating YOU Up? Bring Back Lost Love instantly Spice Up Fading…
#black magic removing#blessings to get big tenders and contracts#body and family protection Spells.#bring back your lost lover#casino winning#control over your partner#get divorce
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in light of recent events
#I’m losing my mind theyre the most divorced ever#throw lestat in there and they’re like statistical anomalies for failed marriages#i love their horrible tactics and cringefail ways#so sorry if somebody’s already made this i just couldn’t get it out of my head#louis de pointe du lac#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2#iwtv amc#interview with the vampire#loumand#loumandaniel#m watches iwtv
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you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG
#Santa Baby#what if we broke a marital vow or two 🎵 light blue!#all this whilst Mrs Claus watches on with a glint (of murder?) in her eye---and on her (freshly sharpened?) knitting needles#my only question is who gets the naughty list in the divorce#i have a right to know whose jurisdiction i'll be serving my sentence under
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i love how charles and erik’s relationship trope is strangers to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers
#they get divorced every other week#atp everyone just goes “again?”#it��s a constant cycle#cherik#xmen first class#x men#magneto#charles xavier#erik x charles#charles x erik#xmen#xmen movies#x men first class#x men movies#x men memes#professor x#first class#marvel#mcu#mcu memes#mcu fandom#marvel cinematic universe#marvel memes#marvel xmen#fox xmen
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