#There’s something so homperotic about getting stabbed by the man youve obsessed on for years with your own weapon as you beg him to stop
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meteor752 · 2 months ago
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Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…
Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?
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#There’s something so homperotic about getting stabbed by the man youve obsessed on for years with your own weapon as you beg him to stop
Bro, what is this? I wake up and I see Poseidon x Odysseus on my dash?
(I'm joking, this is the kind of crack I adore seeing)
Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…
Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?
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