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i'll be honest the "man vs bear" thing is so fucking funny like the only way you've never ran into a man in a forest is if you've never been in a forest. when i'm in a forest and i run into a man (happened so far every time i've been hiking in a forest) what happens is i say "good morning" and he says "good morning" and then we continue on our way. on the other hand if i ran into a bear in the forest i would shit myself.
#i mean one time i did get called a köcsög by a man in the woods and i assume the bear would not do that#but that's fine i've been called worse things by strangers in populated areeas so i'll live#man vs bear#sorry this debate is so idiotic it's killing me. damn bitch you live like this (paranoid as hell)#🌌
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Look, Aym, I know you wanna annoy your big bro sometimes, but y'all really gotta stop putting the death god into silly mode. He is Very Dangerous, you see. ŎuŎ;
this idea wouldn't go away until i drew it so here it is lmfao
#fanart#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl narinder#cotl aym#cotl baal#comics#the lamb tries to engage narinder's silly mode One (1) Time#they regret it the instant his giant paw comes bearing down on them like fukken kitty armageddon#get martyr'd idiot#anyway my buddy told me the dialogue could come across as flirty somehow??? which my aroace ass doesn't get At All#but just in case i wanna say right here and now:#if you tag this as shipping between aym and baal you are getting a block from me So Fast#ship what you want - i am totes cool with that - but keep it away from my art k thnx :)#aside from bishop orphans it's basically gonna be all narilamb from this point on#i just had to get the rest of this stuff outta my system first XD
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Obviously next week could prove this all dead-wrong, but I don’t think the trial’s quite over. I don’t believe the end of that episode actually took place, because I’m pretty sure we’re still firmly in the “punish Agatha” phase. Rio’s suddenly gone. Alice seems to be dead by Agatha’s hand, and no one—including Teen, who has always been on her side—seems primed to believe she was out of control. The others have been sucked beneath the power of the surrogate son who not only just told Agatha to fuck off, but went full-Wanda to do it. It just all seems too tailored to cut up any of the character progress Agatha’s made on the Road thus far. Getting harassed by her ghost mother and hearing her son’s voice don’t feel like a complete tear-down. This does. It feels like more trial.
#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#show next week: punt your theory into the SUN idiot#it just felt so abrupt#like that episode felt SHORT and the ending came up like a two by four to the forehead#feels a lot like Agatha’s fears coming true#your coven will leave you. your girl vanishes. your not-son reviles you AND bears the power and control of#the witch who fucked you up so badly and foiled your power#it seems really interesting that this happens when we’re starting to really get glimpses of the softer side of Agatha#with her love for Rio and her mounting reluctant affection for the coven and her grief for her son#and now the idea that Teen needs to be bound up as a ‘familiar’ when she knows she’s been letting him in#he’s not yours Agatha. he’s not yours and he wants nothing to do with you#Wanda gets everything and Agatha gets sucked under#I find it all veeeery curious
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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I find it completely hilarious to think after Simon was freed from the crown and got to be himself in Ooo that he and Finn have a close relationship that neither of them understand.
Finn views Simon as a fellow human, someone he saw at their lowest point and now is on the upswing and now they can be buddies and go on adventures together. He also wants to do sleepovers all the time, what a bro. Simon sure is fussy with him, like Jake sometimes is, must be because they're such good friends.
Simon meanwhile is going around to people in Ooo like 'why did you let a child/teenager live alone in a treehouse with a dog and access to weaponry while making him fight monsters?' and when no one stepped up, Simon unofficially claimed Finn as his own. He checks in regularly, goes over a brings groceries, cleans up the treehouse, educates Finn as best he can on human anatomy, culture, history as well as other stuff.
Its so obvious to everyone - especially Marcy who is laughing her ass off in the background - that the former Ice King is trying to parent Finn who doesn't get it and proceeds to friendzone the hell out of his father figure.
#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#finn the human#finn mertens#the idea of finn friendzoning a father figure is so funny#he has such bad experiences with parents in that joshua died when he was young and martin was a piece of shit#so Finn has such positive affection for Simon he just *cant* see him as a dad#Simon is dading the shit out of finn and its going over the idiots lil bear covered head#Simon and Jake (before he dies) have weekly phone calls on hows Finn doing and who gets custody this week#Simon makes sure every house he gets has a spare room for his kids#Finn crashes there a lot after Jake and Simon relishes the chance to dote and take care of his little boy#Finn meanwhile is like 'man Simon is a real bro a true friend a real good dude'
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All photos (and a gif) of these karate men in one place
#I am vibrating#I meant to post this when I woke this morning but a couple of photos were missing so it got stuck in drafts. and I got busy😫 dammit#yall don’t understand what this meeeeans to me#Im about to say something I’ve already said. i know i know. cant I stop the repititon? but bear with me#If I don’t get one scene of Johnny watching these dudes fight with a cold drink just enjoying the drama he’s caused with his pretty face#Daniel like: how dare you laugh at Mike’s idiotic jokes—#Mike: Idiotic? who the hell do you think you are?#Chozen: ‘stands shoulder to shoulder with Johnny and giggles with him about the fight’#Daniel: ‘sees’ Chozen…step away from him…#Chozen: ‘already cracking his knuckles excited for a fight’#Johnny: ‘somehow now in a beach chair with an ice tea and summer clothes’#roster#cobra kai#karate kid#mike barnes#chozen toguchi
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You know what
In celebration of a common CC W
Here's some rare Soup art of the boy
#fnaf#five nights at freddy’s#silly salvaged au#crying child#evan afton#fnaf 4#this is inspired by E's (Hollow's) banger fashion moments frfr#no becoz at least Glam Freddy n Bonnie have something to base an outfit off of them on 😭#ALL I HAD WAS A YELLOW BEAR WITH BUTTONS A TIE AND A HAT#anyways the lore of this is that characters get swagged out when they cross dimensions lol#CC crossed that ballpit and just went “.....why do i feel sparkly”#listen man HIFSland has a dark and forboading aura but that dont mean you can come there not looking your best#do i tag fredbear and golden freddy?#....i tag fredbear and golden freddy#fredbear#golden freddy#anyways what i meant by common CC dub was that hes the angry one according to TWB#yass king get angry at your literal idiot (/aff) of a brother for straight up killing you#im a hypocrite when i say that because the entire premise of my main AU is#“okay...them.....but they dont hate eachother”#BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY MICHAEL HAD TO WORK FOR THAT#CC DIDNT FORGIVE HIM INSTANTLY#N E ways CC they don't understand you like i do giggles#thank you and good night New York City--my favorite city in Utah (trust)
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Brock Samson ita bag wip lets go! Made the six pins on the right by hand, printed images + stickers + and a life saving posca. Also made that little knife pin with mini perlers (it was gonna be a hairclip but ah. it didn't pan out-)
The venture family acrylic pin is by awesome dude @viktorsaintclaire! the pin itself seem's to be unavailable :( but he does have other vbros merch! here is his store!
Heart brock pin's is by the very cool @toydrill and here is his store!
#venture bros#ita bag#brock samson#adult swim#self ship#self ship community#romantic f/o#brock tag#my idiot 💖 my bear 🐻 my calculator 🧮#still not finished ofc#i want to get a few enamel pins but ah#that can wait a bit its ok
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Unadulterated loathing
#it's so pure so strong#what does it mean#so bright so vivid XD#anyway ahem#if you think I'm done I'm far from it#these silly doodles are giving me creative life right now and I'm hanging onto that#ahuska#five#aka glenda the good hahahaha#glen highbridge fo the higher highbridges#in a world where he's never a watcher#and ahuska still gets to be my magical bby girl#that the world doesn't know how to deal with#definitely raised by a bear#still struggling to parse these idiots as besties hahaha#but the loathing definitely works#what is this feeling#wicked doodles
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#the bear#jeremy allen white#tv series#tv screencaps#quotes#lionel boyce#i'm loving the bear and feel like an IDIOT for only just getting on it now but its such a great blend of funny and tender and the writing i
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THIS is why I started watching the Bear
Look at what they took from us :(
#“duh!”?“ DON'T ”DUH“ AT ME!!! oh I miss this Carmy so bad 😭#not that dumb lovelorn bipolar idiot who can't get over his obsession with that white woman#and his failed 'relationship' with her#the Bear#the bear fx#Carmy#carmy berzatto
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i dunno who fucking said it, if it was david c. or will buxton but they tried my baby (logan), comparing franco to logan talking about how franco was better and saying logan crashed more and shit, but they both can eat my shit and leave my baby ALONE .
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REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL literally i don't understand how anyone thinks they can fairly compare logan and franco when logan never got to drive the car with upgrades (and when he got upgrades they took them away !) while franco is driving a fully upgraded car like come on 😭 and in general it's insane to me how vehemently people have been comparing franco , not just to logan but to other drivers , too !! like it not only makes me upset for logan and the other drivers being compared to him because ?? wtf ?? but it also makes me sad for franco because he didn't sign up for this kind of treatment .
i truly will never understand how people can think they can fairly compare franco with others , especially with logan , and the insane hate that people have towards logan . i cannot comprehend it and i don't think i ever will . i overall do not understand the hate that a lot of drivers get . perhaps it's because i have a lot of empathy for people and can understand different sides of things ,, but i just don't understand how hateful the f1 community has been recently . and that especially goes to how people have treated logan .
and the commentators making such comments and coming after logan even though its been a whole month since he got dropped is also insane to me . it's as though they have nothing else to talk about and their commentary will fall flat if they don't take a jab at logan . like , please , just move on . let him rest . let him go on to different motorsports series and show how good of a driver he is . they need to stop constantly bringing him up in such a negative way . he was their scapegoat then and he still is now , and it's pathetic and sad and disgusting .
and it's crazy to me how it's their job to know what's going on (who has upgrades , who doesn't , who is driving what car , etc.) and yet they never have any clue what the fuck is going on and make stupid comments . like y'all fucking SUCK at ur jobs if all you can comment on is negative things about logan . literally they need to do some damn research and open their eyes like us fans have been doing for so long 😭
also !! on a happier note -- oh my gosh hi race car anon !! this is my first ever emoji anon message i've ever gotten so this is genuinely so exciting to me 😭💞
#f1#logan sargeant#formula 1#formula one#williams racing#logie bear#logan sargeant rants#he deserves the world#the commentators are idiots#like genuine idiots#idk how they still have jobs#like truly they've got nothing up there#we should become the commentators tbh#also i hate the comparisons#and alex is getting compared to franco now too and getting hate for it#it makes me so sad :(#like can everyone stop comparing them#just stop the comparisons overall#they're so unfair#and so unnecessary#and so hateful ????#venus defends logan 𖦹*ੈ‧ 𓇼 ₊˚𓆝#venus answers ᝰ.ᐟ ༘
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#get hugged idiots!!!!#you two WILL. cuddle.#my art#danror#watchmen#daniel dreiberg#dan dreiberg#walter kovacs#nite owl#rorschach#watchmen fanart#something something removing the hat as an act of intimacy#only took me 80 jillion years to do another danror piece thank u for bearing w me
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You should Tumblr Sexyman-ify yourself, as a meme
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#ask world#anon#banesberry art#altoclef.exe#get bear'd idiot#/silly#dr clef#dr alto clef#scp#scp clef#bear pride#scp art#scp fanart#scp foundation#scp fictive
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@funkiesims and i saw john mulaney last night and this is the front and back of the shirts we made for the occasion
#john mulaney hate is more than welcome in the replies#his set was remarkably unfunny#he’s always had questionable jokes about jewish people but how DARE this man use the phrase ‘jew me down’#when his whole justification was haha my wife is jewish. like ok buddy#you cheated on her and got another woman pregnant robbing her of her child bearing years#left her for that other woman. put her in the hospital. all while you get to flit around being famous#his last bit was about how he thought his tour bus driver was an idiot redneck but that he was actually autistic#i hate him with my whole heart#i can’t believe there were people who paid $800+ to sit in the front#i planned to buy some of anna marie’s art of equal or greater value to the ticket price but everything on her website is sold out :/#i want a print of dinner in march so badly#john mulaney#big mouth#textpost
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Ever since i saw the thongTM i could not stop thinking about this 🐳
#käärijä#häärijä#khäärijä calendar#diary bit coming up in the tags bear with me since this is#also my diary kind of; this blog#this thing has fought me every step of the way - and it shows i know#but i needed at least /some/ tiny little crumb of standing up for myself against my own defeatist thoughts#not just drawing. just. in general there are so many tiny and medium obstacles to accomplishing tasks that i just feel#like such an idiot for not just getting rid of the obstacles and moving on#at the same time i know how very unfair this kind of thinking is towards me since i#literally have the neurodivergence of cannot set priorities for my life or coordinate several things unless under strong duress#and then i feel sad for not even living my life unapologetically#((and disappointing jere :') - you have not read this that would be way WAY too embarrassing for me)#and yes i know you shouldn't trust yourself after - what was it? - 19:00? Well. If I didn't have to struggle until 3 pm to get through#the wall of anxious paralysis we wouldn't have that problem but here we are#anyway. off to bed. for what it's worth#got to figure out how to electronically validate my ID :''') and/or call the job center - fun!#my own stuff
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