#like it never fucking stops
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introspectivememories · 3 months ago
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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eemolu · 6 months ago
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loved watching brennan consistently remind ally that they are getting kicked in the head over and over by his favorite hot npc. every time they come back to that scene it's "you're still getting kicked in the head" and honestly i'm so happy for him. it's revenge for all of it. you're gonna ribbon dance down a staircase? you're gonna slam me down big style? heeeyyyy girlie, you're getting kICKED IN THE HEAD UNTIL YOU DIE. and that's beautiful
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moonlightmagical · 6 months ago
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i need brennan to stop making poignant bullet metaphors or i’ll have to start taking them to heart
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nightmarist · 3 months ago
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Infinity Nikki: We have a cute animal grooming outfit to help stop a sheep from tearing up the styling contest ! <3
Also Infinity Nikki: The God of Wishes was killed by his own descendants after they tore each other apart and enlisted humans to wage war against each other.
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rollaroundincompliments · 5 months ago
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"It's fun and easy and important and good to dunk on Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling. But keep going and what you get at is: What about this story type and story telling resonates with you? Can you keep that while dropping all the things you know now cannot be maintained and should not be venerated? And is that a part of growing up?"
- Aabria Iyengar
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chatlote · 2 months ago
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Just because you don't love yourself it doesn't mean I will stop loving you.
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shivunin · 2 years ago
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Because I have just seen this specific thing for the second time, I would like to say:
If I reblog your art, I do not expect you to reblog (or share!) my fic in return
If I comment on your fic, I do not expect you to comment on (or read!) mine in return
My enjoyment of anyone's work does not come with strings or expectations
My friendship is not a bill that you will have to pay later
That's it!
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clouvu · 9 months ago
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Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine
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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months ago
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they licensed his ass
my finished piece of the FWMS (official name definitely 100%) thing we started a few days ago! I had fun I hope folks had and/or continue to have fun with the sketch as well.
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keferon · 6 months ago
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…..I should be working rn but one of the songs in my playlist hit harder than usual so
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obsessedoverwater · 1 month ago
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Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.
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kurikorso · 1 month ago
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in my moomins era once again. i've been amused lately at the idea of The Joxter carrying baby Snufkin around in his mouth
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lotus-pear · 1 year ago
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god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(
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moonlightmagical · 5 months ago
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this might be the greatest season of dimension 20
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hoss-bonaventure · 6 days ago
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this whole clip is sooooo funny to me out of content. “i know who you are” feels like a note you’d get from your homophobic bully in 6th grade.
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coi-arts · 9 months ago
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save me mayor bloberta and househusband clay au
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