#funny irl interaction

[lycorogue]

My friend and I decided that I have the WEIRDEST mutant superpower

OK, so some context.

I don't have a laundry hook-up at my place, so I have to drive about 7min down the road to the laundromat. I do laundry weekly and usually on the same day of the week.

For some reason, probably about 70% of the time, when I do laundry it rains or snows. It could be dry the rest of the week leading up to and following the day I do laundry. It could be clear all day. It could be clear literally except for the 2 hrs that I'm doing laundry!!! That day's precipitation may have been predicted to occur hours before I go to do laundry (and it doesn't happen, so I assume we got missed), or hours after I should be done. It will almost always end up coming "off-schedule" right when I'm doing laundry.

It'll show up either as I'm lugging the multiple loads from my car into the laundromat, so I have to sit in damp clothes, or as I'm trying to rush my freshly dried clothes out to the car.

It got to the point that my friend and I joke that if it's raining/snowing (especially a heavy precipitation), it's because I must be in the middle of doing laundry.

Another weird thing about me? Smut seems to just manifest when I'm in the room.

This has been happening for years now. My husband would pick an anime that's supposed to be full of fanservice, and it's actually relatively tame.

I'll pick one that's supposed to be a romance or action or... SOMETHING NOT SMUT... and the fanservice shows up in spades. My husband will just do this slow head turn towards me whenever it shows up on screen and I'll just be like, "It's not me! I didn't mean to pick this!" (no shade for those who enjoy smut, it just always seems to show up when I'm not AIMING to watch it... and you kinda have to be in the right mindset... at least *I* do... *ahem* ANYHOO!)

It's gotten to the point where my husband will be watching a show. It will be action packed. Not even a hint of romance between the characters. I will walk through the living room, just passing through for something. The next scene will be either something highly sensual, very sexually-charged, and/or a full-on sex scene.

"What did you do to my show!?" he'd teasingly yell. "IT ISN'T ME!" I'd yell back.

Case and point, I can't recall which isekai he was watching at the time, but Hubby was about 7 episodes in. No romance arc. No flirting. No "female characters vying for the male lead's attention" trope. Purely action.

I get home from work, and pass through the living room to go get changed.

The next scene has the male lead sodomizing a dragon with a spike as a form of torture... but she's also kinda sorta really into it and is moaning sensually?????

I poke my head back in: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING!?"

"I DUNNO! IT WASN'T LIKE THIS UNTIL YOU INFLUENCED IT!"

Literally, the next episode it went back to the normal action-based anime with virtually no sexual content. Hubby told me that scene with the dragon was basically the most sexual the series got....

You get the gist.

Anyway, fast forward to tonight, and the conversation I had with my friend that I joke about the laundry weather with.

Keep in mind, where I live it is perfectly normal that it's snowing in February.

[andstuffsketches]

loose johnny cakes.... loose jammy dodgers....

[dustykneed]

one moment theyre arguing on the bridge the next theyre necking in a turbolift (bickering is their foreplay.) also mckirk is peak "i married my best friend" energy

also i LOVE the idea of bones being inexplicably more flustered than spock over kissing the vulcan way,, theyre both terrible terrible tsunderes but jim thinks its so funny that they play it up sometimes when hes feeling down just to see him laugh

[wri0thesley]

my seventeen year old nephew keeps replying to things i say with just “slay”

[chomperblue]

Hey, everyone? Z crystals are, of course, not for eating at any time. But I’m from Alola and trained the majority of my Pokémon there and I think you need to know that Z crystals are akin to sacred to many people there. New trainers earn respect by collecting Z crystals during their island trials to signify dedication to their goals, growth, and their bonds with their Pokémon. Z crystals are treasured by the trainers that earn them.

Even if it’s a joke, seeing trainers talk about eating the Z crystals that mean so much to the place I come from feels…weird. The crystals I have for my Pokémon never leave my person. Arceus, earning them was the first major rite of passage for everyone in my Alolan family.

I’m not sure if the people saying these things are from Alola or some other place where Z crystals are prevalent. All I ask is that you please be sensitive to the importance of the objects you’re making fun of.

[randomapplekey]

✨️Catlastor✨️

Spontaneous dancing~ They tried to cook...

More random doodles of them because they're stuck in my head :3 @correlance

[third-king-of-salmonids]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

[paws4claws]

group of girlies: i hate ppl so obssessed with weird identities so much!!! like those people which identify as animals..

me, literally one table away:

[nessbunnie]

how to talk to a sweet funny cute guy who says he likes u but u wanna take it slowly and get to know him first but ur scared that he's gonna lose interest once he gets to know u cus ur kinda weird no borax no glue

[saltedcaramelchaos]

the allos continue to confuse and frighten me

[saturnniidae]

Why does literally everyone hate kids. Like ppl on here will talk about how important being kind is as if they're not pissed abt having to exist in the same online space as children it's so weird

[spaciebabie]

shoutout 2 this person in my class who i can tell wants 2 talk 2 me really bad but instead of doing that whenever she has the chance she'll talk 2 whoever else is around and ignore me entirely unless im mentioned by name

[sqlmn]

Art I did during my break but don't wanna post on main but you know what. I like Levi and Richard (and Arienne the redhead).

Basically, Levi and Richard go to school together, Richard decides to go by the name Richard and the only person to without question go along with "I'm a boy now" is Levi who calls him Dick. And then gets into fist fights with boys that don't call him Richard. So Richard falls pretty much in love in school then his parents divorce and he moves away.

Many years later (10+) Richard meets Levi again and it's very much nothing grand. Levi overhears Richard introducing himself to someone and is like "lmao Dick? You work here now? Sucks to be you" and Richard is immediately 'I love him so much I hate myself for how easily I give up all dignity for him' but yeah. They work in different departments so Levi does more behind the scenes stuff while Richard talks to clients and is very social.

And their coworkers in both departments love Richard because he's such a nice guy and Levi's department hates Levi a lot cause he's an asshole. (then stuff happens that would require a tw blah blah blah) So after a month of Levi not being at work he returns and Richard immediately goes over to the department to check on him and he's just. Incredibly mellow. No cussing and no cockiness and worst of all, he's being called Richard which is very much not correct from Levi. So he points it out that no one else calls him Dick and if he had a problem with it he would have said something by now so hey, maybe don't suddenly change the entire friendship on your own. (So Levi texts him later to say "sorry for being a dick, Dick" and Richard is v happy and content with that turn out)

Richard is honestly tragically created out of spite for the fact I saw a name IRL and I know that the state that I live in would in fact NOT have someone that intentionally funny and trans so I have to make my own funny trans guy to fill the void.

[pokeology]

You all love to say things to me like they make any sense at all.

[ohno-the-sun]

I want to use discord more but I feel like I can’t wrap my head around it

How do you know when you’re supposed to talk? Or bring up a new conversation topic? Or contribute to an old one? Or accidentally repeat something that was already said?

Even if I’m not intimidated by the people it’s like social interaction+ with new rules and social cues you have to learn

Stressful stressful I’ll just lurk

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

KiriTodo First Date

kirishima [nervous]: soooooo. what's your lore? todoroki: kirishima: todoroki: todoroki: my dad beat me as a kid- kirishima: NOT THAT LORE