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Hey chat! I’m gonna be somewhere without wifi for the next week or so, so I won’t be on here- see y’all in a bit <3

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Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffe date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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Thank you!!!

Hiii hello!! Do you have a full version of your profile picture by any chance ? I wanna use it as a reaction image c:

This is the one I found in my phone, it's from 2022 so sadly I wouldn't know where a higher quality one is, but I hope this helps!

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i have been meaning to ask about kali and freckle, PLEASE tell me about them!

Hi Elm!!

So Kali and Freckle are two of my DND inspired ocs! I created them separately (about five months apart) and then realized how well they work together! I don't want to spoil too much, as I plan to write more of them in the future, but if you want I can answer some specific questions :)

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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don't know why but starting to suspect some of my mutuals are special little angels

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My little loves.

Your mama and daddy don't love you anymore because you're a queer Mormon?

I will do it. I will love you.

Your local leaders reject your queerness and throw their hands up in the air?

I don't think you're exasperating. You're not difficult to love. Don't let them tell you that. It's our job to love you, and it's not a hard job!

They just don't want to? They don't know how and are unwilling to learn? They want to make excuses and tell you the way they alienate and reject you is your fault? If you were just more like them, then they would love you?

Don't you do it. Don't you dare make yourself smaller to try and get their love. Anyone who puts you in that position doesn't have love to give you anyway. There's no treat. They're just pretending to throw it and watching you run.

Not on my watch. You come here and get real love from someone who likes you exactly how you are. I will always be one of them, whether you stay in the Church or go.

You deserve that.

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*mosies on into your ask box* why hello there! I've been meaning to return here for a minute now, I brought snickerdoodles! and Mr Small!

I have an inquiry to make: 1-5 lol :3? and on top of that, how's life been treating you? (/good vibes) it's been winter for a minute now, and I hope the vitamin-lamp is doing its good work ^-^

finally, have the Gettysburg Address, but Every Major Noun I Deemed Important has been Replaced with Falafels! :

"Fourscore and seven falafels ago our falafels brought forth, on this falafel, a new falafel, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all falafels are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil falafel, testing whether that falafel, or any falafel so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great falafel-field of that falafel. We have come to dedicate a portion of that falafel, as a final resting-place for those who here gave their falafels, that that falafel might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate—we cannot hallow—this falafel. The brave falafels, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our poor falafel to add or detract. The falafel will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished falafel which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great falafel remaining before us—that from these honored falafels we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full falafel of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these falafels shall not have falafeled in vain—that this falafel, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the falafels, by the falafels, for the falafels, shall not perish from the falafel."

lol i hope you're having a great day <3

gasp!!!

5 :3 (hope I'm not too late for whatever the decision was ;-;)

life is being a nice but strict boss rn! I can make it, just have to stay on topic,,

GASP, FALAFEL OVERLOAD,,, amazing

(@lost-to-the-wind-sometimes ^-^)

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In these trying times it’s incredibly important to remember:

Men are not the enemy. Misogynists are.

Christians are not the enemy. Christian nationalism is.

Cishet people are not the enemy. Homophobes and transphobes are.

White people are not the enemy. Racist people are.

People who have a high income are not the enemy. Billionaires are.

We cannot let the right divide us. That has been one of their most damning tactics for decades. They want us to be divided. One of the most important things we can do right now is form communities, trust each other, and unite as one even though some of us may have differences.

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IT IS AND YOU SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!

Babylon by the Dirt Poor Robins is a bop you should go listen to it

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BEHOLD!! An artistic rendition of our favourite liddol man:

(and a lil practice kitty in the corner too :3)

when i say that he's the fluffiest to ever do it. well. let's just say. his fluff cannot be artistically rendered as such

he wishes you a very merry christmas and a very good day ^-^

THE HE :00000 mr small... he is so small....

<3

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CONDI JUST SAYS “ghostknife” TO GET IN CHARACTER FOR VYNCENT LOL?????

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Well, which one is it?!

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for the mutual ask game :DD

Azure, basil, and seafoam all the wayyyyyyy

also adding that you're also the coolest mutual ever and I think it was more than luck that we stumbled upon each other lol :3

also! have a Mr Small! I bought him a little Christmas sweater, and I think he looks right snazzy in it

Ayooo!! <33

*uno reverse meme* >:3

The heee :0 how did you even find one that small... amazing

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If this gets over 100 notes I’ll finish and publish a fic on here

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(YEAHHHH!!!!! wahoo :D pffft thank you, they're so random- I'm sure you could get a customer loyalty card or something :0 (*pikachu meme*))

YOUVE WATCHED MOON KNIGHT?!

(saw you commented smth about that on a post, I don't remember if we've talked about it before, but MK WAS ONE OF MY PAST HYPERFIXATIONS DAWG, LIKE JRWI LEVEL- YOOOOOOOOOO /POS)

I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!

(THAT'S RIGHTTT!!! I don't think we have either :0 DUDEEEEE THAT'S SO COOL, I LOVE IT SO MUCH !!!!!!! *insert your little happy celebration guys here :3* yeah when you put moon knight on the poll I was like "MEMORIES WOAH" cuz like that show is so dang good- it's been a minute since I saw that; when were you hyperfixated :00? also jrwi-level, wowowow)

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Making a compilation of ways to say "You are my beloved" and "You all are my beloveds" in different languages that I translate through the quickly-learned grammar:

"Ty jsi drahý můj" (Sing.) et "Vy jste drazí moje" (Plu.) [Czech/Čeština]

"Wewe ni mpendwa mwangu" (Sing.) et "Nyinyi ni wapendwa wangu" (Plu.) [Swahili/Kiswahili]

"Est meum carissimum" (Sing.) et "Estis mea carissima" (Plu.) [Latin/Latina]

"You are my beloved" (Sing.) et "You all are my beloveds" (Plu.) [English/English]

This list is very likely to be incorrect, and is more or less just for my personal tracking XD Feel free to correct me though! I would adore learning a little bit of language

I'll be adding to this intermittently :3