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Ohiwe + Ohime Deacon + Ymber
#the daily life of a deity sucks#i missed them a lot and was thinking about ymber recently which obvs includes me thinking about deacon#and recently i had the fire deities praised so i wanted to draw them as well
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THATS MY SON ! I love him so much ahhh the water AND the lemon slice I just noticed oh you nailed that detail (and the lollipop cause he doesn't smoke is peak subbing for the meme)
Gosh I really love this thank you so much this is amazing
art fight attack #15
right belongs to @moeblob !!!
#oops i fell in love#thats my son you guys im so blessed#i feel so guilty i didnt do more art fight but wowee this month kicked my butt#thank you thank you once again ;w;#my tired son looks so wonderful
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Absolutely sobbing over my boy and how perfect he looks ???? Holy moly? Hello? My boy, my son...
he's a dog in control of his own leash
belongs to @afishylife
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in addition to the previous post, i should say it was made bc i saw a guy make a sexist comment and meme thing about "women that keep the receipts on people they date" like men shouldn't be held accountable. so i made the wife the one that keeps track of everythings and hoo boy that husband LOVES her and adores her for it. like he can't keep track of all the vile things he's said! thank the heavens he married such a wonderful brain he loves her so much!
so it gets to him threatening someone, wife present, but along the lines of
"well, i do try to give people one pass if they cross me lightly. :3" "dear, you already gave this one a pass." "ah! that changes everything! i would recommend you get yourself an ally you can trust as much as i trust her but you wont be around for that chance"
he just loves his wife so much and she loves him and she admires how much love he has towards her? like she never would have expected that much devotion towards her. so she is rightfully devoted back! (her past was less than great vs his very entitled past)
i dont really know what i tagged them with on main other than the standard "my characters" so here they are again bc i love them....
#my wife has all the receipts#imagine making spite filled ocs that are just so fun and loving bc some people are just incorrect actually!#this is the only art i have of them and i really should draw them more and also draw the clunky demon#but that means i have to learn how to draw a clunky demon#ALSO it is actually fantasy based its not just a random demon bound thing#like there is magic and there are Heroes (TM) and while this guy isnt the most villainous big time villain#hes still a villain who enjoys murder#killing a do-gooder is a good time for him ! and then wife is like yeah thats fair honestly
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thinkin about my villain family ocs where its a husband who is The Villain TM and his wife who keeps everything neat and orderly. she keeps track of everything and is, in her husband's very fond words, The Brains. and they have a daughter who is just a sweet lil gal, completely innocent.
and the husband is just at first glance a regular guy, nothing too stand out. but before he even met his wife he just performed a super casual ritual and gave some of his blood to form a contract with a demon. a "night on bald mountain" from fantasia type demon. a big fella. and the thing is, the demon isn't stupid? but while he doesnt keep mental track of things, the man is incredibly manipulative and wonderful at wording things in his favor that don't even register as a bad deal to the other person (or demon) until after they agree. "no take backs"
so thinking about them and how the married couple just genuinely love each other and he trusts her more than literally anyone else in his life! and their daughter one day looks around, confused, and asks "wheres the other papa" which .... what? what other? papa? huh?
so he looks to his wife and is just "darling? who did you introduce to her?" because he knows without a doubt she's not cheating but also he's really not sure what friends they have that they'd trust with their daughter.
"your coworker"
and now the dad is having a mental crisis as it registers that his contract bound demon is interacting with his daughter kindly enough to make her endeared. it's definitely not against anything in the contract (that has admittedly been revised multiple times through the past 20 years) but when the edit of "you may not harm my daughter" happened, he didn't really expect "feel free to befriend my daughter" to be the result. he's having a crisis over it. because his daughter apparently thinks he has a wife and a husband ?????????? wild
#my wife has all the receipts#is at least the plot title in my oc folder on my computer lol#but yeah he has to lose some blood to form the contract and after he worms his way into a wonderful contract (for him)#the demon is like aight ill serve you until i can devour you you fucking worm#and he lives quite the charming life with a demon to protect him if the need arises but then he gets a girlfriend then a fiance and now wif#so each time hes like time to edit the contract !#and summons the demon with more of his blood as like.... a treat almost? to the demon#to be like ok we are revising the contract you may NOT harm my girlfriend#ok back at it again you may NOT harm my wife for ANY reason even if she ever chooses to harm me#ok well you see we have to revise this AGAIN because my wife is pregnant and i need you to focus on her#protect my wife rather than shadow me thank you very much bye#ok now that i have a wonderful lovely daughter -#and the demon is like i fucking get it damn dude i got the memo the first five revisions#and one of the other parts of the contract is that killing other humans is fine but dont do it distastefully#no vulgar acts towards human aside from murder#thats fine but dont be weird about it#which the demon (and his wife) are like ............. well standards dont have to be great to be a standard ig#i normally do not do random text post rambles but i really have been thinking so much about em today and last night
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Time to use my silly side blog once more.
#oops i fell in love#i missed my children theyre so silly#im so stressed and really needed them before work
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when you ask the depressed man for bardic inspiration bc he's a bard but he tells you "that's not my specialty" and leaves you uninspired. u_u
son boy raccoon trash can man suffering in a dnd au as a cleric bc his warlock will not stop committing murders and he has to keep coming up with reasons murder is valid to convince the gm its fine and under control
#oops i fell in love#i love brent so much but good lord the fact he is a bard solely for karens benefit is so funny#wait karen wants to eldritch blast? ok he will inspire bc she deserves it#right asks for some inspo? gets a resounding fuck you and right beams cause good enough for him ! thats an inspiration in his book!#he exists as a bard to help karen but also to make paul and chris suffer and he is very content with this role in game
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Them being friends is one of the funniest dynamics because she's the exact opposite of Mr Depression Incarnate. (Right is absolutely fascinated by their friendship since he likes observing people and he notices how much investment Brent has in making Karen stay Not Disappointed compared to literally every other coworker he talks to)
#oops i fell in love#theyre just good beans !#i think while right probably gets more open vents about the banker who ghosted karen that karen wanted to ghost#brent doesnt get them much? just knows shes angry at her phone about something ??#so when he gets told that she made sure paul and her guy know shes busy that night having dinner w friends (right and brent)#right is like damn you had to clarify to mr dating app ? sucks to be you but why him#and shes like fucker texted me after we matched again and offered me dinner i had to decline for this#and brent is so concerned that she might be getting harassed bc he doesnt know about rick and asks her if shes being bothered by someone#and right has to just laugh because no no thats the problem - hes too nice to be a bother and thats why karen cant stand him#and karen is like yeah i cant be mean during meals with him so it takes a lot of restraint ya know#and no brent doesnt know ? he has no idea what to make of this at fucking all
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The important follow up I do NOT have the energy to draw but would still like to elaborate:
Atticus (above) has his cell phone on call with Caspian who is vibing inside the restaurant and listening as this conversation happens. So Caspian goes outside and is like "I can't believe I'm not your favorite because of twenty dollars" to which Brent takes the offered money from Atticus and then promptly holds it out for Caspian. So he says "Would you make me dinner for $20 even though you're closed?"
And Caspian just looks at it with raised eyebrows and takes it saying "yeah, sure. Follow me, my favorite customer" and Atticus just O:< ???
So Brent follows Caspian inside saying a "thanks for dinner, Atticus. It's why you're my favorite cousin."
Poor Atticus just "You're abusing my desire to win you over and I hope you know this is an absolute betrayal by BOTH OF YOU" but neither Brent or Caspian acknowledge the comment.
Brent is just really good at managing his cousins and if that means playing dirty and taking one twin's money to give to the other twin, he'll do it.
Brent doesn't have a huge family. He in fact only has two cousins. Who are twins. And they're invested in making sure they're the favorite cousin since Brent's their favorite cousin (by default since he's their only cousin).
#oops i fell in love#caspian just being offered twenty dollars like you know what yeah we ARE closed as far as work business#but i see the appeal now sure thing dude come on ill make you food for that price because i too am easily bought for stupid reasons#i really like their stupid interactions because brent doesnt really interact much even in the plot hes just#coexists with most of the cast#it is almost 3am and my sleep meds have kicked in so there is a 50 50 chance this is impossible to understand#will figure it out when i wake up
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OK SO me doodling designs bc I couldn't decide on if I wanted the leads to be girls or boys so I designed both and then it has been decided: the girls win lead roles. However, I like the boys enough that they're just gonna be the older brothers but not as important.
Gray haired girl (Light for now) has light powers! and navy haired (Dark for now) has dark powers. They come from commoner families and grew up in the same village where magic is already rare (since commoners) and out of the five adults that do have magic, none are light/dark aligned. So the girls keep their powers to themselves it's their little secret! But it gets found out so they go to Magic School on scholarship basically due to the rarity of their elements.
Dark however decides that she wants to test something and Light has never been able to say no to her so she goes along with it. Dark's test? "Light, I want you to bully me in front of others to see if there is really a belief that dark magic is bad."
So the light user is the bully and hates every second of it because other students DO back her up and she's so stressed because Dark is her best friend forever how DARE these nobles act so above her! :C :C :C
But then they meet up in private and just hang out like in the village. Just exchanging school gossip instead of village gossip. The theory still needs to be tested to see how long it takes for people to possibly get over their bias but Light can't do it when she hears people bullying Dark without her around and ends up lecturing them for being so narrow minded (despite starting the drama).
In other words, hello guess who has been (re)watching isekai otome anime type stuff C:
#i dont really have a plot tag in mind yet#also the older brothers are not magical so they dont get to go to magic school#they just exist somefuckingwhere
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Unfortunately for everyone involved, Brent doesn't understand the concept of being bought a joke, like, why would someone SPEND MONEY on a joke? Since Karen's his friend and bought him a shirt, he's like. Legally obligated to wear it at least once... ? Probably?
So while he suffers over the idea of wearing it and not wanting to wear it at work he eventually would wear it and Karen would suffer the fact she needs to actually not try to joke too much in a teasing way if it's gonna be Treated Seriously. Right suffering from being gay because oh, Brent looks nice in color. (Chris would find out about it at work that he missed Brent in color and just stares at Karen because she is an absolute menace how did she manage that.)
#oops i fell in love#it all started when i said i imagined brent getting his hair messed up by one of his cousins and right seeing it#and atticus is like DOESNT HE LOOK SO MUCH SEXIER LIKE THIS and brent agonizing bc he doesnt want to hear that from his cousin#and then right is like well im too gay for this conversation because yeah kind of on the cousins side#and atticus beaming and then the person i was telling said shed like to see him less formal#with like a short sleeved button up or just a jacket rather than a suit coat#and im like brent would turn to dust if you put him in short sleeves haha but a jacket would be nice! and doable! probably for him!#and then i realized WAIT KAREN WOULD ABSOLUTELY BUY A HAWAIIN SHIRT AS A JOKE FOR HIM#and he would not realize it was a joke and he has to please his friends or else they will be disappointed so he HAS to wear it#like he legally has to wear this shirt at some point but he would wear a suit coat over it but#it was a gift from karen :c he has to wear it :c :c she would be heartbroken for the gift to go to waste#and then everyone (karen and right in this situation) would be like oh no he looks miserable but also v good#for what it is worth there are many times where right points out to brent that the only reason paul talks to him sometimes is#because hes just really gay and paul is suffering a dude crush so clearly in the dumbass's brain the gay guy is the only solution#then points out I DONT EVEN TOUCH PEOPLE EVER WHY IS HE FUCKING LIKE THIS#and brent is like truly a mystery im sure it has nothing to do with his trust in you#but anyway#one day im gonna draw brent in that shirt and it will be miserable for him but hell do it for karen
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Art I did during my break but don't wanna post on main but you know what. I like Levi and Richard (and Arienne the redhead).
Basically, Levi and Richard go to school together, Richard decides to go by the name Richard and the only person to without question go along with "I'm a boy now" is Levi who calls him Dick. And then gets into fist fights with boys that don't call him Richard. So Richard falls pretty much in love in school then his parents divorce and he moves away.
Many years later (10+) Richard meets Levi again and it's very much nothing grand. Levi overhears Richard introducing himself to someone and is like "lmao Dick? You work here now? Sucks to be you" and Richard is immediately 'I love him so much I hate myself for how easily I give up all dignity for him' but yeah. They work in different departments so Levi does more behind the scenes stuff while Richard talks to clients and is very social.
And their coworkers in both departments love Richard because he's such a nice guy and Levi's department hates Levi a lot cause he's an asshole. (then stuff happens that would require a tw blah blah blah) So after a month of Levi not being at work he returns and Richard immediately goes over to the department to check on him and he's just. Incredibly mellow. No cussing and no cockiness and worst of all, he's being called Richard which is very much not correct from Levi. So he points it out that no one else calls him Dick and if he had a problem with it he would have said something by now so hey, maybe don't suddenly change the entire friendship on your own. (So Levi texts him later to say "sorry for being a dick, Dick" and Richard is v happy and content with that turn out)
Richard is honestly tragically created out of spite for the fact I saw a name IRL and I know that the state that I live in would in fact NOT have someone that intentionally funny and trans so I have to make my own funny trans guy to fill the void.
#a redemption arc from the sidelines#look im sorry but the guy who my mom and i voted for as one of our constables cannot be as genuinely funny as he is in my head#the guy has ruined my life with his billboard election thing and the fact my mom even REMEMBERS the billboard for his campaign?#yeah it was obnoxiously yellow and red and also he uses his nickname on the campaign#which youd think is fine or cringe normally but when you look at it and realize his firstname nickname lastname all have slang meanings#id like to point out though that not only did he have the funniest campaign billboard but no one even ran against him it was just him#i actually made a trans oc because the funniest name ive ever seen irl inspired me#theres a lot of trauma and cute interactions between levi and richard in my head but i dont think everyone cares#but i think its very funny that i told someone extensive stories from my thoughts about them#and she would go thats so cute WAIT NO HOLD ON OUCH#and then i told someone else haha so i have been telling someone stuff about my ocs and its been whiplash to her C:#and told oh its probably fine she's probably enjoying hearing it#so i said an example and it was oh thats cute followed by (lying down emote)#fwiw i dont actually know what their job is i just want them at the same company but different areas of expertise#thats literally all i got im sorry
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I never draw Adlyn and he's really cute ??? So here's an Adlyn feeling absolutely betrayed when Pops says "easy enough thanks to your Family Messenger Dragon swooping in" to Vikrahm. How dare Vik have a family messenger dragon and NOT TELL HIS BESTIE.
Adlyn is a mage who is most attuned to fire and he's trying to teach Vikrahm but sadly, that guy doesn't have much magic ability AT ALL so it's mostly just them hanging out while Adlyn does magic.
#admission of admiration#eventually vik does manage to create a flicker and hes THRILLED#and he gets to use it in a situation where its him and adlyn and shilva getting ambushed#and pops is elsewhere so when vik realizes they are near flammable fluids he is so excited#and he beams and yells to shilva to get the hell outta there with adlyn and he can just meet up later#and shilva hesitates until he tells her ITS FINE ITS FLAMMABLE and then she grabs Adlyn and RUNS#so they just see a huge fire and later on vik comes around and is perfectly fine and just oh i see you guys found the old man whats up#and adlyn is like what the HELL is wrong with you and HOW are you alive#and vik beams so proudly saying IM FIREPROOF! like literally immune to fire!#pops and adlyn just staring like you never wanted to mention this before at all ever ??????#shilva explains that vik always wanted to use it in a cool way since the only thing that ever tried to burn him was his favorite dragon#and vik is like shes right! thats the only thing on this planet that actively tested my immunity and i passed all the tests#adlyn still just absolutely betrayed by how much vik doesnt tell them all
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And thus, Vikrahm hears the name and never uses it publicly because if it took him YEARS to finally hear it AFTER THREATENING "big brother" he's not gonna just use it casually.
I did some research of words that meant "brother" though and figured that since Pops is from a ruined kingdom that no one can even read the language of where he is now, Vik would think that asking "what world would YOU use for brother" is overstepping and doesn't want to do that.
I love my dumb OCs so much ...
I think I have rambled about them before so to spare you! A tl;dr version that you can also skip:
Shilva can turn into a dragon. Vikrahm goes on an adventure and meets Pops. Pops is a famous dragonslayer who refuses to tell anyone his name and never collects reward money unless needed at that time. Shilva and Pops get married. They both do not tell Vik his name though so he resorts to a threat and is shocked when it actually works. "I didn't expect to get this far idk what to do now" kinda vibes.
#admission of admiration#also vik will hear something and its a secret ?? and oh hes taking that to his grave#he will never spill a secret so if pops doesnt want his name used around others then he wont#shilva uses it in private or when its just her and vik and pops#and she is so happy to be able to do that and when vik sees how fond and loving pops looks at shilva?#he feels happy too because he knows his sister is in good hands#even if it was hands that he actively kept away from her in fear that she would be hurt if pops knew she could turn into a dragon#so hes just like C: this is cool actually#and then he hangs out with adlyn and is like hey man its really wild to see mr silent realist be soft#and adlyn is just like dude its not like he as an ass ever UNLIKE YOU
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YO I COULDNT REBLOG ON MOBILE (idk why) BUT HERE I AM ! showing off my wonderful children courtesy of Certa !! I am thrilled beyond words at how cute they turned out I love them ! ;w; thank you again (I know it was revenge but still this is so much and so cute and I weep)
Been busy; here’s my Art Fight revenge on @moeblob for the WONDERFUL art of my next gen Nessa, ft. Green, Red, Vikrahm, and Shilva!
#MY BABIES !!!!!#cringe but free babies#admission of admiration#they are just so cute and lovely#im so happy with my silly lil guy with fangs or his silly purple tongue or her lil wings or how confident green looks#also i am obsessed with how well you did everyones hair that is all so perfect ??? amazing job#you manged to color greens hair better than i do ! its perfection#guys i keep looking at this every time im on desktop i love them certa did great
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When you lift a curse on someone placed by the church and think you started a beef with a church on accident and you're already a demon so this is gonna probably go poorly...........
but suddenly plot twist he (an idiot who didn't do research) learns WHO the church worships in that town and is like "yo we win?" and his pact bound demon like "i hate you dont involve me"
#eyes that dont smile#i love these two and there is actually a really cool scene in my head where nytis explains WHY the goddess of retribution is the best#in this scenario because oh man he LOVES logically solving his issues with violence it really works out for him#and el is just along for the ride (no choice) but in this situation she learns a lot about nytis#and also has a blast with his solution so she will forgive him for dragging her into this beef after all
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That's so cringe, Red...
He fights with twin blades and she fights with a sword. If in a fight without weapons, he prefers to punch and she prefers to kick.
#cringe but free babies#thats gonna be their tag bc they are truly me shoving all of my favorite tropes into two beans#theyre two peas in a pod baby !!#cringefail loserman and supersavage(verbally) bosslady#i love when you have someone who doesnt MEAN to be so mean with the sarcasm but its just their way#bc i am like this at times i think im super witty and sarcastic and clearly joking but then i ruin a mans whole career#its happened a few times and i didnt mean to be so savage#but anyway ! shoves that trait of mine onto her#while making him a crybaby also just like me#i cannot handle pressure and i will cry at all times please dont be mean
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