#fuck sallie mae
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sallie mae single-handedly turned me from "healthcare should be free like the rest of the developed world" into "literally everything required for healthy & comfortable living should be free and the institutions in place keeping that from being reality need to be eviscerated"
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Why does Vassago already have merch, we haven't even met him yet
#Celtrist#cel rambles#I don't particularly care how abundant the merch is on shark robot#It literally feels like they'll take a scrap of anything and make it a pin#Like the Moxie Antartica pin Really sir and a bunch others where they're just a random frame from the show#I mean they're FUN frames at least but I swear I've seen some real random ones that don't even make sense to be a pin#AND I'M SORRY WHY DO THEY HAVE SO MUCH MERCH OF CHARACTERS THAT I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT#Sallie Mae fine I can see why people like her and want merch#Chaz is pushing it especially seeing as he's pretty dead but fine I suppose he has his fans#Glitz and Glam? Okay you already fucked up not going with their beta designs but who really was looking at them and thinking “I want merch”#But fine. I'm sure they have their fans#BUT FREAKING MUFFY?? THE VET RECEPTIONIST? WHO TF WAS ASKING FOR A PIN OF HER? DID YOU EVEN KNOW HER NAME?#They do that shit all the time and it aggravates me. They seem to go by a “quantity over quality” thing.#Which their quality is great btw but the quantity of things they have for characters that don't even matter and are seen once is rediculous#Also when I was gonna look up when we were gonna meet Vassago I saw he was an overlord in the pilot#Curious if that's gonna stay. What's to say overlords can't be hellborns or goetia#Is he a goetia? Not sure.#P-point is I like their merch and the new batch seems to mostly be uniquely made to be merch and I like that#But the amount of “garbage” (that's mean but best way I can put it) merch that has a character little to no one would care about#Or is essentially JUST a screen grab from the show is annoying and just pointlessly fills the shop pages#And while I see from a business perspective why they'd put Vassago out especially since some already like him#I also just think it's silly for him to already have merch when we haven't seen his character other than in the trailer#Surprised they don't have merch of satan out yet lol#Okay but I would've approved only so they could make a krampus joke with him#Granted I don't care about Helluva as much as Hazbin#But can't help to be more critical of it when it has a lot of problems Hazbin has aside from pacing#But absolutely NO excuse or leeway for the reason of the sloppy writing that's present#Lemme reiterate my good ol' phrase here:#You're not in the Sonic fandom for like 22 yrs and don't learn to be critical of the media you enjoy lol#rant
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I can start shipping something quite easily, but I can't let go of any ships.. so I decide that
BOOM
✨POLYCULE✨
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kill me now
#uhh forgot ship names so#StaticMoth + Velvette#Snakebomb (?) + Arackniss + Baxter#Platonic Radiohuskerdust (like not even queer platonic just plain ass besties / the gays and that one aroace third wheel (me tbh))#luckily I'm stuck with one I won't change my mind on#QUEER PLATONIC RADIOROSE MY BELOVED#anyway#trying to think#RAREPAIR TIME#The guy who sings the “I'm not doing well” in happy day in hell and Vox's bitch assistant#lute Adam and Sera because fuck you I see it#Helluva not Hazbin but: Verosika and Sallie Mae#Susan with a knife (/joke)#I might reblog with more ideas
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just saw the helluva boss pride post, that’s some good fucking food
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Since Mae's gonna say it a lot, y'all who haven't seen Reefer Madness need to hear the way she says "Just fell, that's all!"
@emprean @legbite @crisisbabe @nothingtrivial @trailnapped @themeekwillinherit @vihilum
Edit: not sure why only some of the tags are working but anyway
#notice how mae's breathing really raggedly but stops immediately when jimmy asks if she's alright#and yes i slowed down some parts of the second clip#'cause mae moves in double speed but if you watch closely you can see her thinking about how to respond#before faking a smile#ana gasteyer's acting got me like 😂🥹🥲😭#i like to think sally's thought process in the first clip goes from#“i gotchu mae; let me grab you a reefer stick so you can be numb”#to#“i gotchu mae; i can return to the original plan of getting jimmy hooked”#“which will simultaneously distract him from you; stop him from asking further questions; AND you can be numb”#“AND you can let out your emotions via railing me”#that bit from do the voice that's like#“do you fake your org@sms or is that just what you sound like getting plowed? *mimics*”#“oh my god; fuck off; did you not see what just happened?!” “sorry; i was trying to make you laugh.”#it very sally and mae#see you in the funny papers (visage)#pull it together; don't flip your skirt (mannerisms)#how come i haven't heard your baby crying tonight? (rel: sally)#he throws me down the stairs but deep inside he cares (rel: jack)#an innocent boy is about to be executed (rel: jimmy)#you better cool off on the muggles there (rel: ralph)
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hahaha so sallie mae has been screwing me over for months now harassing me with calls saying i 'have repayment options' on my student loans that are about to go into default -- only to tell me once they get me on the phone that i actually don't have any options and i'm basically screwed
the last person i talked to even said she 'hopes i come into some money this holiday season' like any money i get would immediately go to them rather than to basic necessities
well... i just got an email requesting i give my feedback in a survey
and for once... i did
under a cut because it's long as fuck and i know it's not gonna do or change anything but it felt really good to get it all out
they asked: what can we do to better improve your experience with us?
and i delivered
You can stop harassing me with calls stating repeatedly that I "have repayment options" when every single time I've spoken to someone they have told me that I actually DO NOT have any options, because I used the TWO allowed for my very large student loans, and am now expected to pay nearly $100k immediately because my loans are going into default because I have been unemployed and struggling to make ends meet.
Being HARASSED numerous times a day by messages claiming FALSELY that I "have options" only to be told no, I DO NOT, is extremely frustrating, misleading, and demeaning to me as a person just trying to get by in the world.
And on top of that having my representative tell me they 'hope I come into some generous money this holiday season' in order to pay the amount you're refusing to budge on was extremely demeaning and insulting. Who just assumes someone struggling financially will miraculously come into nearly $500 as a holiday gift -- let alone that said money would immediately go to your uncompromising and apathetic company rather than towards necessities I may or may not need to put food on my table or keep a roof over my head.
I have spent the last 6 years working with Sallie Mae on repaying the barest percentage of interest on my loans only to be left in the lurch when I need some understanding and sympathy the most. In this dismal economy and job market the fact that you only offer TWO one-time-use repayment options is nothing short of cruel. Thank you and have a happy holiday.
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so when does my relationship with my dad stop being so fucking fraught. oh never? not til one of us dies? oh we both have to kill each other to satisfy the themes and motifs. whatever
#this isnt a funny post this is about how my dad has spent all month threatening me with some vague sense of violence#for not solving a problem with sallie mae that he ERRONEOUSLY thought needed to be solved by the 25th first of all. and secondly#that he thought he could make me solve by driving up to minnesota and just like wanting me to be scared of him. i guess#imagine his surprise when hes an hour away from me and i tell him its taken care of. and then he has the audacity#to get mad at me for making him drive all the way up here. coulda told me 5 hours ago he says. no. you couldve had a fucking rational brain#like i truly dont understand what he thought would happen. i guess i dont want to know. im torn between rage and laughing at his stupid ass#but i had to be civil over our texts. because famously it is on me the child to make sure the parents feelings are in check.#famously it is the child who has to keep themself safe from the parent. yeah. good night.
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I’m mixed because of slavery…
#my parents both know their ancestry#I’m part Irish and English on both sides of my family#one of my Irish great grandfathers married an African slave#that sentence is fucked but it’s true her name is sally mae#that’s on my dads side#on my moms side my grandpa was born and raised on a Cherokee reservation#they identified as Cherokee but the blood test showed no relation#I think they were Cherokee and Irish slaves#personal
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man.
#made a spreadsheet to help figure out student loan stuff#and if I pay 500 dollars every month it'll still take me 7 (SEVEN) years to pay them off 😵💫#(that's also if I get the reduced interest for auto-debit)#and like I think I could pay 500/mo comfortably but definitely can't go much higher. and it's still 7 damn years.#and that's just the federal loans!! still got sallie mae smashing my fucking kneecaps (god bless my mom for taking care of that for me)#the dread is winning
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some life updates re: being fired
all my (i guess now former) coworkers think its utter horseshit and that i at least should have gotten off with a warning
two other people are getting sacked for the same thing
i’ve applied for about five jobs today alone, hoping for at least one interview but y’know
shits pretty fucked but im not giving up
#personal#my dads giving me 200 to hopefully cover most of my sallie mae payment#at least until i can find a job#thank god theres a new bsd ep tomorrow i need a fucking distraction#fuck capitalism dude#they took away my one source of income over a few bites of lossed out chicken#bullshit
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I'm not actually I just. this stresses me out a lot
#I should just ask my parents for help but I don't want to#but god what if I get sick again? I'd like to try and into therapy but idk if I can fucking afford it. afford anything.#I got no car payment (driving an old piece of shit) my parents still cover my insurance and phone bill.#AND they've been paying back the Sallie Mae loan we took out to help cover tuition n shit (kinda why I don't want to ask for their help)#like I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do when I have to start paying for that shit myself
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I’d love if you critiqued the pride art helluva Twitter acc just dropped, I would but there’s way too much for me to even start with and I wanted to hear your opinion
just the art cause for some reason my brain is so confused.
Apologies for the late response, anon, but here we go!
My eyes.......
As someone who is queer myself, so many of these characters just fall into stereotypes or aren't the best representation.
1. Chaz wanting to fuck everything is a horrible representation of pansexual people.
2. The only Asexual people being a teenager (which is fine) and the fat man who abuses Fizz and is ugly yay /s (Vivziepop has a habit of misrepresenting asexuals, and as one myself, it can be pretty hard to watch.)
3. Sallie Mae is the ONLY lesbian we have? Nothing else? Wow.
4. I'm also including the lack of enby/nonbinary representation. For a queer show you'd think they include them.
5. There's a lot of pansexuals, and while it does seem nice, quality doesn't equal quantity. We have Chaz (mentioned before), Blitz (who sleeps with everyone), Barbie (a literal groomer), Ozzie (which isn't bad since he's the Sin of Lust, but eh), Queen Bee (I actually like this one, mostly because I like Bee) and a bunch of random background extras who I don't even know their names.
6. Why is that parrot guy here? Does he have a name?
7. Andre having feathers in his hair is typically a no go as it feeds into a harmful stereotype about Indigenous people.
8. Where is my boy Cole?
9. Also it'd be nice if these were confirmed in the show instead of the wiki. I don't have to do homework.
Alright, now onto the art! Hoo boy....
First off, all of the characters and flags are fighting for my attention to the point where I'm not sure what I'm looking at.
The first time I saw this, my eyes were led to Bee, as her and her lava lamp made her stand out.
The mishmash of colors made it hard to focus on Bee for long, as I was trying to figure out where everyone was. And yes, I get it, it's a Pride parade, there's gonna be rainbow colors, but at least make it so I know what I'm looking at here. They all blend in.
Apologies if my thoughts are a bit jumbled at the moment, I'm a bit sleep deprived right now.
#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critique#helluva critique#vivziepop critical#vivziepop criticism#vivziepop critique#ask answered#helluva boss cole
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Am i the only one who thinks that the only queer group that seems to have a decent representation on Vivzie's shows are bisexuals?
Lets analyze how other groups are treated compared to bisexuals:
Gay men- Fetishized as shit and presented as extremely kinky and sexual, half of their existence is sex jokes (Stolas, Fizz, Angel)
Lesbians- just underepresented, almost non existant (Vaggie, Sallie Mae)
Pansexuals- also really sexual, formed around the "they fuck with EVERYTHING" joke (Blitzo, Moxxie's ex, and Husk seems to be an exeption... for now)
Asexuals- Theyre presented as someone thats either too selfish to have a relationship or that they have such an unlikeable personality that no one would date them (Alastor, Mammon)
Transgenders- always background characters aded for brownie points (Sallie Mae and other characters with 5 second screen time at best)
And with bisexuals we have Moxxie and Charlie (cant remember if there is any more), who are both represented as nice people in working, healthy relationships where they really seems to love and repect their partner. They have some kinky moments and jokes, but not as much as others. There is no harmful stereotypes played, and theyre presented as "the perfect partner".
Im not saying the representation is amazing, its just the closest to decent.
This is just my take, but if anybody disagrees or has a diferent opinion about the theme im interested in hearing it (especially from bisexuals themselves)
You're not wrong! Moxxie and Charlie are loving partners whose bisexuality is respected even though Moxxie's in a relationship with a woman, which you can't always say for media that depicts bisexuals.
It's not perfect representation, but it's pretty good and when we're talking about Vivziepop's writing, "pretty good" is amazing.
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Sinsmas Live Reaction!
lol blitz is so proud of himself for catching that rat for his boyfriend
ohhhh the client's a homophobe 👀
ohhhh stolas 🥺🥺🥺
VIA SONG TIME?!?!?
i stg if people in the fandom start blaming via for being manipulated by her mother...
HAHAHAHAHA the karen is about to be smacked in the face with gay smut
blitz watching the christmas gays....my HEART
GET YOUR ICY HANDS OFF MY BOTTOM, BITCH!!!!!
SWORD TIME
KISSSSSSSSS
VIAAAAAA
via......🥺
i. swear. to. god. if. people. blame. via. for. being. manipulated. by. her. mother.
BLITZ CURLING UP IN STOLAS' LAP what if i DIED
god what is going on with millie 🥺
SALLIE MAE!!!! THE QUEEEEEN
OH. SHIT.
ok whew she's doing better after talking to her sister ❤️
whoa blitz bringing up barbie!!!
ugh i LOVE loona having all these hound friends now...i'm so proud of her
HUG?!?!???!?!!! oh my GOD
Good 👏 FUCKING 👏 Episode 👏👏👏
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From the leaks, I think the Speaker might be God. Because Sera and Lute referred to her as "Your Highness" and God is often said to be the King.
In the story I just rewritten (Author of a pretty 1k+ Hits story of Husk x OC Left Behind) I just made The Speaker God's wife, and God themselves is just God (They are Non-Binary as God is omnipotent and can be anything they want.
I wonder if the Speaker is God, I don't think that would be a good idea considering the craziness that people insist on. (You saw what they did when Ariana made God Is A Woman.)
Also the whole thing with Sir Pentious' backstory (And HIS name being Pendleson?) I just took Sir Pentious and made him a Trans Masc. Because you can't deny this is a defo a Trans Masc Coded.
But yeah, the leaks thus far are only making shit worse for Vivzie. The Russian translation (Which HOW THE FUCK is Hazbin Hotel being aired in Russia when half the state labels anything strictly LGBTQ+ 18+? Which btw is based off of Homophobia and protecting children.) was basically Vox issuing slurs.
I don't know if this is because of some differences, but scripts afaik are the same translated from English (If made in Western) there is to other reigons (Unless of the difference in words which happens alot.)
But if this ends up a line, then we have completely received an Acephobic Vox line.
As far as I can tell from the info I've been checking out, Speaker of God is supposedly a stand-in for God, since Viv refuses to add neither Jesus or God to the show (but still proceeded to add and whitewash St. Peter for some god forsaken reason)
About Pendleton, I can see the unintended coding (unintended because I'm pretty sure that Viv wouldn't do ANY trans representation other than the fetish character that's Sallie Mae) and, to be honest? Go wild with it! It's nice to see some good trans rep through headcanons.
Finally, about that Russian leak, it has been proven to be false, but once again, this is as far as I know, so take my word as a grain of salt.
#vivziepop#vivienne medrano#hazbin hotel#hazbin leaks#hazbin hotel leaks#hazbin critical#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin pentious#ask reply
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I’ve seen people saying that Millie cheated on Moxxie because she was revealed to be pregnant in an episode revolving heavily around cheating and why it isn’t “wrong.” What’re your thoughts?
I could see it. The tipper for me wasn't even the emphasis on cheating throughout the episode, but the emphasis on cheating + the tears, the calling Sallie Mae and asking if she's alone, and the fact that she comes back to the party and assures Moxxie she loves him.
If it's true? 4chan's going to have a fucking field day joking about Moxxie being cucked and ngl, I'm gonna be right there with them.
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