#helluva boss stolitz

[lvzzel]

Some characters with my style!

[oatmealdoodles]

part 2

masterpost

script: @regulusmasamune

illustration: me! @oatmealdoodles

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[larryisnotagirl]

He’s a determined little owl!

[ogerpon-fan]

Ima do this @familyagrestefanblog i agree with you the desk might be heavy. so the density of water is 1 gram per cubic centimetre (62 lb/cu ft) when you freeze it it drops down tooo... 0.917 grams per cubic centimeter if we say that the statue is the same size as Stolas (8-9 feet tall) and the statue is about (ba-ba-ba-baaa) 2 feet length and width wise we can roughly calculate the volume of the statue to be roughly... 36 feet and calculating that gives us *drumroll* 2060.3290 pounds or 1 US ton but thats for a block of ice a statue has less ice so... yeah

Stolas, honey, sweetie…

You can’t lift a desk but you can lift a whole ass ice sculpture????

[cookiesaddict]

THE SCREAM I SCREAMED I LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOUR HONOR!!! 😭

[angeldustfanatic]

Love to see that, despite what has happened, Stolas is viscerally uncomfortable with the rabid hatred towards Blitzø. To the point that you can see his pupils.

[mrmiserymushroom]

i have a theory…

edit: this is how i think blitzø truly feels, not how he would react in The Full Moon ! (thought i needed to make this a little bit more clear :] )

[angstandhappiness]

Interesting

It started with the Horse Plushies but I hope Blitz teaches Stolas fully how to be a kid again. Like, embracing your inner child and letting yourself have things you weren't allowed to have when you were an actual child. I think he'd love it.

[nezumiiko]

wanted to give them a more tender moment, god knows we stoliz nation need it 😭

[shortbreadly]

OH FUCKING FANTASTIC they’re both covering up their faces in photographs now

[caldella]

I think a bunch of us have already posted/fawned over how smooth/nice Stolas' laugh was in this moment (jfc Bryce Pinkham your VA work never misses). And how significant it is that Blitzø can get a laugh out of him even when he's having literally one of the worst days of his life and feeling serious grief.

But I've been mulling over how good that laugh must've felt to Blitzø.

IIRC, he hasn't made Stolas laugh since Seeing Stars. It's been at least 4-5 months, probably more like 6+.

And of course we know that, when Blitzø was in denial about Stolas' feelings, one of the things that hurt the most was the thought that Stolas laughing at his jokes was fake. We know he has lifelong insecurities about how his humor is perceived, stemming from Fizz always being more liked and charismatic.

This is the first time Blitzø has made Stolas laugh, not since the not-a-breakup, but since very, very soon after Ozzie's.

It's the first time he's made Stolas laugh knowing it was real and letting himself feel that it was real.

Even if Stolas is feeling like shit and the happiness is just for a moment, it's there and it's genuine. The real, walls-down Blitzø is who he's connecting with. Blitzø knows he can and does make Stolas happier just by being himself.

And oh lordy does it make him so relieved and happy, too.

Look at that face. Man down! He's smitten all over again. His heart's going to vacate his chest and ascend straight out of Hell.

There's been discussion on how/why Blitzø fell for Stolas, and here we're seeing evidence. He fell for the tall, pretty bird who has a really nice laugh, who exchanges banter easily with him, who goes along with his offbeat ideas like dancing on the balcony, who understands that being compared to a tall-tall horse is a compliment... the one who thinks he's funny even when no one else in Hell does. Blitzø would fight 1,000 Andrealphuses and all of Hell for that laugh.

[larryisnotagirl]

Sure as the stars have shined, I’ll give my life to clean your slate! (Don’t throw your life away to clean my slate!) ✨

I came down just as soon as I heard of the imp, stood accused of a devilish crime🫢

[oatmealdoodles]

part 3

masterpost

Script: @regulusmasamune

Illustration: me! @oatmealdoodles

[samsapo]

I NEED THEM INTERACTING

[cookiesaddict]

Friendly reminder: this silly little red lizard is his light and this bird is his heart.

Okay, you can continue now. Have a nice day. 🥰

[caldella]

Oh YES I see this vision hardcore. Congrats, have one of my very specific headcanons that probably won't actually happen:

Cash coming into the IMP office with a demand for money compensation. IMP is getting successful, and he feels Blitzø owes him for "destroying his life." Blitzø for once not putting up a fight because Cash probably still has a massive weight on his conscience/self confidence, considering their past together. But Stolas in secretary mode says that a money request needs to be given on paper. Cash provides some amount, and Stolas and Moxxie tag-team - Stolas with his "contract negotiation" skills, and Moxxie with his "abusive dad alert" in high gear and a much more grounded idea of actual accounting/numbers. They pour over the paper and run numbers while Blitzø is too afraid of his dad/what Stolas and everyone is making of all this to really do anything. Stolas eventually comes back and hands a very corrected, longer list of figures with a number in parentheses at the bottom.

Cash: "Eh? Oh, hey, shit, this number's even bigger than what I had."

Blitzø: *Absolutely terrified, staring at Stolas like WTF are you doing, please, please don't hate me, no*

Stolas: "Hmm, I don't think you understand. Placing the numbers inside parentheses is an indication of debt."

Stolas then proceeds to relentlessly run down the list. First off, we can cancel any debt that would have pertained to the financial loss of the fire, as it was an accident and should have been covered by Cash's insurance (cue Cash going, "What the fuck is insurance?") Stolas then lists every other cost Cash tried to bring against Blitzø vs. the costs that Cash's post-fire behavior did/should have brought upon him. Criminal fines for abandoning Blitzø, who was a dependent. Money Blitzø needed for room and board when he was kicked out of the family without proper eviction. Food and water and clothing costs and other necessary items for survival that he should have had assistance with because he was a dependent at the time. Medical costs associated with his recovery from the fire that would have been covered if Cash had proper insurance for him. An estimate of the therapy and other related costs to managing the trauma of being abandoned, particularly after an already traumatic event...

The list goes on about how Cash owes more than he's owed until Cash gets pissed and tries to fight back.

Stolas: "If you do desire to argue these points, the company could consider bringing up these charges in a more official case. But I will warn you that the courts are not particularly kind to those accused of crimes. More than one person in this room knows that much better than you do."

On my KNEES begging season 3 to give us Stolas being his sassiest self to whoever dares to treat his Blitz with even an ounce of disrespect.

And yes, I'm thinking clients, old enemies (like DHORKS), other commoners in the street, even other Goetia, but like—

Like I am full-on picturing Cash Buckzo making an appearance to take advantage of IMP's fame and airing all of Blitz's dirty laundry about the fire, and while everyone else just gapes and Blitz hyperventilates, Stolas just raises an eyebrow at Cash, hands on his hips, and goes "so you, as the ringleader and adult in charge, deemed it a good idea to celebrate a birthday party next to the firework stash? And your solution was to blame your own incompetence on a teenager?" effectively murdering Cash on the spot.

Does anyone see my vision???