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TBF he was married in the royal outfit, including the romper.
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I'm guessing the romper might have been his choice and a compromise for comfort with the high end attire he's expected to wear. The top hat and original cape/cloak/royal robe were probably tied to his position. The cape is reminiscent of ermine ones worn by real British royalty. The top hat features a design thst looks like the top of Paimon's head and probably represents Stolas being one of his heirs. I don't think he picked it specifically though Mayne the top hat portion was his choice?
"But Rhian you hated his fuckass peacock robe and his fuckass hat!"
Okay let me tell you why I don't hate THIS version of his fuckass peacock clothes and fuckass hat.
1. This is camp. This is full on camp dress, I mean he's wearing it with a full on corset, garters, and beads and a heart clasp and his hat has little FEATHERS sticking out and it's smaller which fits his head better. It's cute and it's so camp and gay I love it.
2. It's so much more him. In every depiction with this new outfit he is smiling so wide. In his old outfit he was always frowning. It's a new beginning, but it's still familiar to him. Now he can make it his own outfit without worrying about his reputation or the society he's in.
3. Can you imagine Stolas doing all of these amazing poses in Season 1???! 🥹 Baby boy is finally a dancing queen, young and sweet and it's like he's 17 again but how he should've been able to express himself. That other outfit he had before was a prison. This one is freedom.
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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????
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"But Rhian you hated his fuckass peacock robe and his fuckass hat!"
Okay let me tell you why I don't hate THIS version of his fuckass peacock clothes and fuckass hat.
1. This is camp. This is full on camp dress, I mean he's wearing it with a full on corset, garters, and beads and a heart clasp and his hat has little FEATHERS sticking out and it's smaller which fits his head better. It's cute and it's so camp and gay I love it.
2. It's so much more him. In every depiction with this new outfit he is smiling so wide. In his old outfit he was always frowning. It's a new beginning, but it's still familiar to him. Now he can make it his own outfit without worrying about his reputation or the society he's in.
3. Can you imagine Stolas doing all of these amazing poses in Season 1???! 🥹 Baby boy is finally a dancing queen, young and sweet and it's like he's 17 again but how he should've been able to express himself. That other outfit he had before was a prison. This one is freedom.
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“the heart of life” page 2-3/10
the baby is here...
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I reaaaaly want an excuse to use the 'fuck you' one now
If I'm not sleeping, I might as well make use of that time making some gifs, I guess. Haven't done that in a long time. I'm sorry! So yeah, here's
Blitz tough loving on Millie
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NGL this has occured to me too. Hope he has/gets the depressed gay prince of his dreams.
So if Blitz is Brandon’s self-insert (no shade, we love you King) and Brandon is one of the biggest Stolitz shippers to exist, AND is helping to write Stolas
Does that mean
Stolas is Brandon’s ideal boyfriend?
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the court jester tells of a new bard of the name Chappell of Roan
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and they were roommates... with only one bathroom
#nsfw#stolitz#helluva boss#stolitz week 2025#stolas#blitzø#glitz draws#hb art#suggestive#cw suggestive#helluva boss stolitz#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss blitzø#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss blitzo#not canon but should be canon#my favorite tragic idiots
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And by "fucking losing" there are currently a couple minutes left in the game, and the Eagles are so far ahead that The Chiefs would have to do a touchdown + extra point 3 times to win.
for the non-Americans who are very confused right now:
Everyone hates The Chiefs this year because it's quarterback Patrick Mahomes is low-key MAGA and the orange pestilence is in attendance in the game. And the racist ass "chop" their fans do. and that Traves Kelce said it would be "an honor" to host the orange pestilence at the game.
and now they're fucking losing and Taylor is going to DUMP him and join Kendrick in writing an absolutely devastating breakup anthem.
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I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".
It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.
It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.
Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:
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the antique store i went to had a bunch of these for like 2 for $1
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Sharing this here!! Have you guys seen the new merch for valentines?
Lucifer in that outfit lives in my head rent-free...
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