#helluva boss lives rent free in my head

[neurospiczzzziee]

Blitzø is actually really good at Art

From an Art Educator Perspective

Okay so I saw some posts on Blitzø actually really enjoying art and that being his passion other than horses. I don't know if in the fandom we have had this consensus or if this is a hot take on my part, but Blitzø is actually really good at drawing.

You may ask why I know this and why I am so confident?

My credibility: I literally specialize in it.

I am a professional artist. I am a High School Art Teacher, who got their degree in art education and attended a well acclaimed art school.

(Self-taught artists are extremely valid and you do not need to go to art school to be an "actual artist". I am bringing up my background to show that I have a lot of knowledge of the development of fine motor skills and the ranges of art abilities and how to further improve them.)

As an educator, if Blitzø was a student and I saw Blitzø's drawings/doodles I would automatically recognize that he was actually advanced in abilities. Based on looking at his drawings I can tell if he were to actually take his time and focus on something he could create really beautifully detailed/rendered artwork.

You may ask how I know this??? I'm glad you asked.

THE AMOUNT OF LINE QUALITY THAT IS DEMONSTRATED IN BLITZØ'S DRAWINGS IS INSANE.

✨Art Lesson time✨

Okay so everyone learning to draw goes through the necessary stages of development

I'm just going to give humans as an example because obviously this is a fictional demon we are talking about.

Generally everyone goes through these stages as they grow and work on learning to draw. (Prodigies are extremely rare and I've only seen one once)

Art skills are like a sport. You need to train in order to develop fine motor abilities and control in your hands. The more you draw and do art the more you gain control of your muscles. It takes a lot of time and years of work to improve.

When a person's fine motor skills aren't as developed their lines tend to be shaky and they have less control. The more a person draws the better their line control becomes.

(Think of when you were little and you were first learning how to write)

The way I can tell how advanced Blitzø is, is through his line quality.

Now what is Line Quality?

This is a screenshot from this wonderful article

So in Blitzø's artwork he very much illustrates good Line control, force, thickness, and fluidity.

Okay first of all I want to Mention

THAT BLITZØ IS DRAWING IN PEN. You can tell this because different parts of the Calendar are crossed out with his scribbles. Also anybody with a calendar knows you have to write with a pen.

LOOK AT HOW CLEAN, FLUID AND CONFIDENT THESE LINES ARE DESPITE THAT HE IS DRAWING IN PEN!???

My assumption is that Blitzø is not using a reference for these drawings. You could make the argument that he has photos for M&M, Loona, and Stolas; however, he definitely does not have a photo of Striker.

I want to mention how dynamic of a pose he is drawing people in. He isn't avoiding hands at all. All of the hands are relatively accurate (Strikers especially).

In these drawings you see variation in line weight meaning parts of his lines are thicker to thinner. So Blitzø is purposely pressing harder and lighter to show variation and depth. His lines are very clean. I don't see repetitive Stokes and lines for the shapes. He is really confident with his mark making and you can tell because his lines aren't shaky at all.

By looking at his line quality and how clean it is you can tell he drew it quickly.

Not to mention he actually has a huge range of items he can draw confidently including and not limited to horses, weapons, leashes, cars, demons, and of course genitalia.

Blitzø isn't what you call a one trick pony 🐴 when it comes to what he can draw.

You can see this skill demonstrated in his other doodles.

You can even see this ability demonstrated in his drawings on the whiteboard

Okay anybody who has drawn on a whiteboard knows that they are difficult to draw on.

Whiteboards smear and are very streaky. In this photo you can tell where Blitzø made a mistake or changed information. Notice that none of his drawings have any smears. That means he did these drawings in literally one take.

I also want to mention his drawings in spring breakers. He is speed drawing directions and illustrating a plan perfectly to his employees.

HE IS LITERALLY RAPID FIRE SPEED DRAWING HERE

His drawing of Veroskika which he DREW FROM MEMORY.

Demonstrates the following:

Line control, Line Confidence, Line Fluidity, Variation in Line weight, and still has relatively correct proportions!?

Basically shut up MOXIE?!!! He did a good job!

Why have we not seen more detailed Blitzø artwork?

Okay so I as we know in the show Blitzø puts his doodles everywhere. So if he is good at Art why isn't he showing his artwork he spent a long time on????

The answer: he's insecure

Showing someone your art is a very vulnerable action. This is especially true if you spent a long time on it.

If someone doesn't like or makes fun of your doodle you can brush it off and be like well it's only a sketch and I did it in under 5 min.

It's a lot easier to show someone a silly little horse drawing you did than something you poured your heart and soul into.

We already are aware that Blitzø is insecure and has self-esteem issues. He literally covers his face in the photos of himself throughout his apartment. He is a very guarded individual. Of course he wouldn't show people the art he spent hours on. What if people reject them? They judge him for spending that much time? What if they see how much he actually loves them?

Blitzø feels like the kind of person who would crumple up or destroy his art that he spends long amounts of time on. It's a way of self-sabotaging yourself and further self-loathing.

Now do I think he has these hours long art pieces/drawings????

ABSOLUTELY

My guess is that Blitzø most likely has a hidden sketchbook. Artists tend to draw their loved ones and especially their children and partners.

There is no doubt in my mind that Blitzø hasn't been doing long observational drawings of Stola's especially when he is sleeping.

He has most likely been drawing Loona all the time. Why do you think he takes all the photos? Those are his references. He has probably been drawing detailed artwork of his loved ones this whole time (and of course horses too lol).

In conclusion

Blitzø actually can draw really well because his doodles demonstrate high levels of skill in line quality.

Going forward I would really appreciate if someone actually finds Blitzø's sketchbook or portfolio of his artwork he spent large amounts of time on. It would be really cute. It would be adorable if Loona or Stolas found them.

Blitzø could gain more confidence and put is artwork he really cares about on display 🥺

I also just want Moxie to find out and eat his words. (Guys I swear I don't hate Moxie 😂)

Thank you for joining me here today on my Ted talk on how I think Blitzø is actually a talented artist. I'm just an art teacher who has problems with how much helluva boss lives in rent free in my head.

[ifwebefriends]

Decided to start compiling Blitz’s “has feelings for Stolas but is terrified of being honest about it” faces

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[cyberbirdsupremacy]

Tfw you land a job and everything’s really exciting and your boss still treats you half-decently because you’re new and impressionable and still full of energy? Yeah, that.

Bonus Cookie Monster:

More bonus:

[australet789]

Cant believe I now 100% want to draw Stolitz because

Stolas have now clothes i can actually draw

Blitz can become a hot water bottle on command

[uselessalexis165]

✨💙 THEM!!! 💙✨

[ataraxianne]

I think that one of the aspects of Blitzø's circus life we all usually forget about is that he has always lived in the context of a community

Let's say he was 20 when the fire happened - those were 20 years in living on the road (in "The Circus" Paimon said that the circus was "In town", so it definitely was a traveling circus) not just with his close family (mother, sister + Fizz and shitty dad) but also a whole lot of other people that definitely he saw as family too. Cash was also the owner of it so Blitzø probably was one of the main go-to people there being the boss' son and all. He sucked at being a clown? He could be useful in other ways, helping mending caring for the horses (getting sold around to earn more money *cough cough*)

I think it's safe to assume that he has spent more than half of his life knowing nothing but family. Love. Unity. Community. And then suddenly he was left with nothing at all. Estranged from everything and everyone, all of his "family" turned their backs on him, accusing him of something he would have never never done on purpose and has been forced (and has forced himself) to live alone ever since, not really creating bond with others anymore - at least not until he adopted Loona and gave himself a new chance at the whole "family" and "community" thing. And then welcoming Millie and Moxxie in (I'm 100% sure Ghostfuckers will show us how he met Millie and how that will be similar to his encounter and relationship with Moxxie) - picking up "outcasts" or people that anyway feel lost and alone like him because he knows what it's like to feel like that and how much better it is being together

"You tried the solo act" but it ended up badly, because he simply cannot phantom living alone, no matter how hard he tries convincing himself that he is better off alone and people are better off without him. That man is so full of love to give because despite everything he was brought up with nothing but love and unity around him and has been aching for it since forever

[bloodyrosemisaki]

Bloody heart wrenching episode this was! As I go cry in the corner and recover, I'm going to focus on the happy times of the finale, starting with Andrealphus getting the shit beaten out of him!

[smilefullofcaligari]

random sketch dump

usual vox doodles + vervel🙏🙏🙏

[rmg91]

Everyone: focusing on the angst

Me: LOOK AT CASUAL FIZZ!!!! LOOKE AT MY BOI!!!!!! LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS TO BEING SHOWING OFF LUST THINGS TO BLITZ CAUSE HIS HUSBAND IS SO COOL!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I NEED THIS EPISODE ALREADY JUST SO I CAN SCREAM MORE ABOUT CASUAL FIZZ!!!!!

[cecenyss]

I am simply sitting here waiting for Danny Motta to post his Mastermind reaction

[cinnamelle]

Vacay to Penacony 🎤💫

[neurospiczzzziee]

I'm Just Helluva Autistic

Little comic I drew today about a funny moment that happened between my husband and I last night.

I got really into playing with colors for this drawing. Sometimes you just need to let yourself have fun and play with colors. It's giving 90s color schemes.

Basically I spent a weirdly long amount of time yesterday making a Tumblr post about helluva boss and when I finished I of course called my husband. He proceeded to be like wowwww. Your super autistic.

We laughed about it. Sharing this cuz I bet plenty of people can relate to having neurospicy partners and the joy of hyper fixation. 😂

[linezy-artblog]

[tailsprower207]

he likes to play in the snow 🥹✈️❄️

[that-lego-frog]

thoughts since the trailer…

[uselessalexis165]

Hellaverse fan poorly describes characters (6)

“She is mother.”

Foghorn Leghorn, but in Hell

Carmilla’s husband

Knockoff Men in Black

The therapist of the group