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bloodyrosemisaki · 3 months ago

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Bloody heart wrenching episode this was! As I go cry in the corner and recover, I'm going to focus on the happy times of the finale, starting with Andrealphus getting the shit beaten out of him!

#helluvaverse #helluva boss #blitzø #helluva boss blitz #stolas goetia #helluva stolas #stoliz #blitzo x stolas #millie moxie and luna were so badass!#helluva millie #moxxie #helluva loona #loona #andrealphus #get stomped on bitch!#sinsmas #andrealphus getting squashed wil always live in my head rent free!#go stolas go!

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malpracticemd · 2 years ago

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they should've given house heelies. can you imagine. imagine it.

#he could stomp those babies out and then use his cane like a paddle to push himself around #he'd say some shit like 'everybody lies bitch let's get you some fruit' and then he'd heelie away #house md #house #hatecrimes md #gregory house #imagine it #ddx md

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cultofthepigeon · 1 month ago

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training up a bunch of backup crusaders and im starting to view them like a litter of exciteable puppies

#darkest dungeon #its real sad i assume im getting stomped in this last dungeon and i reqlly am just raising them to #get em killed #theyre playing swords together #showing off their lil hand made banners #reading bible verses to each other #saw one grooming another (polishing his armor) it was so cute #theyve befriended the neighbords shieldbreaker #they like comboing holy lance/pierce #theyve made her her own lil banner with a bitching snake on it

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strwbrryfire · 5 months ago

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charles is such a whiny brat i love him so much

#hes legit veruca salt . stomping his foot and bitching when he doesnt get what he wants #what a cringefail loser #/lovingly #cl16 #mexico gp 2024

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winchester101 · 2 years ago

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I might tag all my stuff as zosan but that’s just for convenience, everyone know that zoro bottoms🫵

#it’s just easier to keep stuff under one tag so I tag it all as zosan #but in my heart zoro not topping shit #especially not sanji #sanji SANJI who HATES men!!?!???#who stomps his foot and bitches when he doesn’t get his way bless #his introduction is him nearly beating a man to death #you think he bottoms?? FOR MEN???#not fucking likely #now sanji def gets pegged by women #but if sanji is with a man I know he’s controlling that entire bedroom #meanwhile zoro who gets stabbed on the main and chooses to put a sword in his mouth👀#sorry he’s a bottom idk what to tell you #he swallows if you catch my drift ya know #zosan

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jacqcrisis · 1 year ago

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What a good line. He's so genuinely bothered someone believes he's capable of being better than he thinks of himself as he's spent weeks justifying doing something Pretty Bad for entirely self-serving reasons.

10/10. Good game. Good character.

#and then we stomped the in laws #and then ronan got a sincere thanks from a once again SMOTHERED IN BLOOD VAMPIRE #he took no damage. and he was just painted in it. how.#i ask as he got four stabs in one round. just decimated one vampire in one go. this ranger/rogue build kicks ass.#ronan: can i get one night of sleep without vampires (other than the one im in a thing with)#or gith or mind flayers trying to seduce me #just one. just one fucking night.#also love the implication of astarion calling ronan's intense glaring a 'sweet little pout'. its sending me.#called out. CALLED OUT LIZARD MAN.#I also imagine the dudes were actually cuddling prior to getting interrupted by cazador's least effective kidnapping squad #'damn I need my fruity little bitch back for my super special murder ritual. I know. i'll send FOUR GUYS I ALSO NEED'#'to try and get said bitch back. yes four guys will definitely make a dent again an archmage. zariel's angriest defector.'#'and a Cleric With a Bone to Pick and a Sun Mace. this plan will work for sure.'#bg3

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milfbrainrot · 27 days ago

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"cringe culture is dead!" say the tumblr users reblogging 90k note posts making fun of common fanfic flaws (aka Things They Personally Dislike) including screenshots of lines from those fanfics for everyone to point and laugh at

#txt #we are all allowed pet peeves but i really hate how people expect anything but amateur self indulgence from fic these days #and pay more attention to stomping out anything that doesn't fit their standards than they do to actually creating or positively #engaging with the creations they do like #as usual. this is why i am mostly doing fandom on dreamwidth now.#fandom bitching will always exist anywhere you go but at least that bitching stays contained on sites that don't #make it a game of passing around the new hot take and mocking anyone who falls outside it on a widespread level #people have always been dicks but god those attitudes just feel so much more the norm these days aren't you guys fucking tired #like genuinely isn't it tiring both never letting other people's fun be enough but also having those insane self imposed restrictions if #you even do bother making anything yourself #we get enough bullshit from antis already #and yet people wonder why their fandoms don't have more fanfic/fanart/whatever haha #when everyone in ur fandom is more vocal about hating imperfect works than they are about supporting works #what is the point of even bothering to post what you make

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luckylunatix · 9 months ago

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Cursed headcanon: Gregory Mama is infested with those fleas that spread bubonic plague

#gregory horror show #ghs #gregory mama #i mean come on she would be #mangy old bitch #gregory also sometimes gets them but unlike her he actually does his best to stomp them out #he may be a rotten old man but he ain't as rotten as his mama #and i feel like he tries very hard to NOT be like his mama in whatever small ways he can get away with

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pianokantzart · 1 year ago

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When it came down to facing Calamity Ganon in BOTW, I gotta admit I didn't feel much of anything except a general interest in seeing Zelda again. Not much beyond that. But with The Demon King? Ooooh I am absolutely ecstatic to be granted the honor of personally beating the shit out of that guy.

#smug grinning evil red dehydrated pruney bitch #good on you TOTK you got me feeling things #Won't stop me from dallying and doing a bunch of side missions #BUT I do them knowing the entire time that I'll just get to curb stomp Ganon even harder the longer I grind #loz totk #totk blogging #totk spoilers #guess who just unlocked the sage of spirit and got all the cutscenes. Can you guess?

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rambunctioustoons · 2 years ago

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discord shenanigans

#my art #fnaf monty #fnaf moon #not shipping but you could read it that way if you wanna o: !#i just think they'd get along. dont ask me for canon evidence i just KNOW #context: we all agree Monty would be pissed he couldnt sing that song 'Rock N' Roll Mcdonalds' because of copyright #stomps around yelling about how much he hated that Ronald Donald bitch as bitch clown- akdkwlldkak #can i draw Monty well at this point? nope! not gonna stop me from doodling stupid shit sjdjakkdjs #daycare attentant

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hauntingblue · 8 months ago

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AGEON DOESN'T SPEAK VALYRIAN L!!! L!!! MASSIVE L!!! NOT THE KING!!!

#AHDKAJSKA AEMOND GOT HIM!!!! DAMN!!! i hat you still but keep having squabbles over there rhaenyra is still trying to steer her council lmao #give her some time yeah....#also the cycle aegon... watch out for the cycle....#girl!!! hide the evidence!!!!!#crispin with the army and daemon just taking naps and hallucinating.... girl get a grip #daemon as aemond??? hello....#LAENA???!!!!#'what thoughts would you have?' CRITICAL HIT AKSHAKA #jace is shaking in excitement to send a dragon to war akdjsks NO your mother will lmao #nevermind YOUR GRANDMA!!!#jace is going to explode #sunfyre looks so good omg bumping aegon and everything akdhaks so cute.....#RHAENYS CROWN!!!!!#aemond and aegon.... jesus christ....#not again #oh HE MAD!!!#goddamn vhagar is so big #sunfyre..... omg #AEMOND WHAT A BITCH #GET THHEM MELEYS!!! YOU ARE YOUNGER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!#CRISTON DOWN!!! VAHGAR STOMP!!#rhaneys need to burn down as many men as she can bc she cant take on aemond... burn them all and flee my queen #OMG MELEYS!!!!!! AND RHAENYS!!!!!#IS AEGON DEAD??? OMG SUNFYRE CURLED UP AROUND HIM......#goddamn... chills #talking tag #watching hotd #alicent told you to stay put!!!!

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girlwiththegreenhat · 2 years ago

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any show finale that makes me cry like 4 times is a good finale in my book

#toh #the owl house #toh spoilers #liz blogs #look out i am about to put spoilers in the tags #leave now #ok #WAILS INCOMPREHENSIBLY ABOUT FLAPJACK'S GRAVE AT THE END #THANK YOU FOR FINDING ME!!!! SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UP AAAAAAAA #AND HIS NEW PALISMAN IS A BLUEJAY I FUCKIGN KNEW IT.....#im glad he kept up with the bird themeing....#i'm very happy belos's death was fucking undignified. thats exactly what he deserves #whining and bitching and then getting his gooey melty remains stomped out to death. fuck you old man fuck you old man f #the titans between realm design is fuckin Excellent. that is a man i can trust. last words to his son were a pun. respect #and all the time skip designs at the end... nobody talk 2 me. amity sidecut. lilith keeping her orange hair and her cool ass #adventurey outfit. gus has dreads now. hunters flapjack tattoo. help #im sad its over because there was totally room for that full 3rd and 4th season #disney i will never pay to watch any of your content ever again <3 suck my ass hope u lose billions for this blunder

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green-mug-tomato-juice · 11 months ago

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i love scifi and fantasy because sometimes the characters are so great and the stories so well written and intriguing and then other times some guy will be infested by a pandimensional parasite that literally sucks you dry so the guy goes to burger king and deep throats the soda machine for six hours screaming "we're thirsty" and then drops dead and crumbles apart on impact like a block of sand and it's played for comedy. and what i'm saying is i want to be a special effects creator 20-30 years ago cause those guys got to build and knock over life size sand/clay dummies with some guy's clothes on and that just sounds like the coolest possible job description

#i'm currently in stage and costume design but boy if i ever get the opportunity to do practical effects like this. i'M IN BITCH #foley artists too.. stomping on stuff brutally murdering vegetables for a living

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bueris · 8 months ago

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"12 things to do if you're an academic weapon planning on going to uni" I'll kill myself in front of their admissions office

#i literally would rather get hit by a car #why do i have to jump through hoop after hoop after super curricular to get a place at literally just Some University #bitch im already giving you my money if you think im doing all that to look pretty on a personal statement for you i think you should be put #in a home #jfc #i hate this #like i don't eveb want to be here im literally just going so i can get a job that doesn't wanna make me kms soi dont starve #my entire academic career has felt like stomping on a nail board on a daily basis #bue waffling

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moe-broey · 10 months ago

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I <3 blowing up my save files mid-playthrough or after I've beaten the game and feel aimless or I'm three hours in and incredibly indecisive and perfectionistic and have to start over Better this time or I just get really into One Idea and blow up the save for the sole purpose of achieving the One Idea and once I have it's like. Well. What was the point of that actually. And then I blow it up again

#IDK IDK I FEEL LIKE I'M CURSED.........#i swear to god it all started when i realized i'm transgender. experience that changed me forever #OBVIOUSLY. IN POSITIVE WAYS.#but also i just feel like i'm constantly starting over. i used to have master files.#it was actually such an emotionally fucked up experience i used to write my deadname on the back of my 3ds carts #i used to be ambivalent to my deadname until i felt like i had to prove it to myself. and in doingvthat #i did come to appreciate it and it did feel associated w me. or at least what i was meant to embody.#i was always trying to Prove It. to myself. that if i can Prove It i can make this work and get all i've ever wanted #like love. ect ect #in ways i won't elaborate on my name now does honor my deadname. without really being reflective of it at all #which is exactly what i needed esp at that time in my life. it was SUCH a sudden upheaval.#like all of this i've been burying and stomping out for so many years like. once i finally just allowed myself to question.#and be at peace w it. it just all spilled out full force and like. i think i still experience side effects from it LMFAOOOO #like my save files. being unable to revisit certain games. hell even fe becoming one of my main interests #was a direct side effect of me needing a game where i could be myself and not have any prev memories attached #also just. the fucking type of person i am. guy who loves to leave and start over all the fucking time #but also also like. i think it's just the perfectionism sometimes. like eo2 i'm trying to get my party/lore Just Right #so i can fully immerse myself in it and NOT feel bad. for making any amount of changes to my party 😭#I'M SUCH A SENTIMENTAL BITCH. WHO CAN'T HOLD ONTO ANYTHING. WHO REFUSES TO LET GO. WHAT‼️‼️‼️#and w miitopia it's just. i need to update the artwork here it's insane. i gotta fix this. no one is allowed to see this.#anyways. starting over in miitopia and fixing it. i don't even know what my party is gonna be tbh #i usually plan this shit out but again. deep deep DEEPLY rooted Need to just blow everything up forever.

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bigcats-birds-and-books · 2 years ago

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y’all there are twenty!! nine!! eggs!!!! in my nestwatch circuit!!!! i’m so happy!!

#text #personal #nestwatch #I GET TO STOMP THROUGH A WETLAND LOOKING IN 16 BOXES EVERY WEEK #SO FAR THERE ARE 26 TREE SWALLOW EGGS AND THREEEEEE BLUEBIRD EGGS!!!!!#there was Nothing last week just nests so it's WILD that there are so many this week!! i'm so excited!! DOING SCIENCE BITCHES!!!!!#also though i probably brought home (at least) two ticks lmao #gonna deet next time i guess #just my pants and boots probably #i'm pretty sure that's where they must've got me #the grasses are. long.#ANYWAY I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME HONESTLY #getting swooped at by tree swallows is a Very Different Experience than getting swooped at by say. a hawk. or an owl.#like A+ gold star parenting but. please just let me see your kids lmao #birds #tree swallows #eastern bluebirds

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