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Bloody heart wrenching episode this was! As I go cry in the corner and recover, I'm going to focus on the happy times of the finale, starting with Andrealphus getting the shit beaten out of him!
#helluvaverse#helluva boss#blitzø#helluva boss blitz#stolas goetia#helluva stolas#stoliz#blitzo x stolas#millie moxie and luna were so badass!#helluva millie#moxxie#helluva loona#loona#andrealphus#get stomped on bitch!#sinsmas#andrealphus getting squashed wil always live in my head rent free!#go stolas go!
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nicki is the prime example of an older bitter woman. she need serious help fr. like to hear her on live stuttering and going on and on about megan and her deceased mother is sickening. she stooped low af fr. all over one line. megan ain’t even say that girls name and it got her yapping out her mouth like somebody grandma. and she’s only proving everyone’s point about her nasty ass husband. now if megan say sum bout her father or brother???? don’t go crying to kenneth or papa about how everyone’s against you cs you’re the queen of rap blah blah.
#and don’t get me wrong. ADORE nicki’s music. i was too a barb. but time and time again has she lessened her value#she continues to bash every woman she collabs w#she has beef with EVERY WOMAN IN THE INDUSTRY. she’s clearly the problem.#she hates seeing anyone be great or do more than her.#i hope megan say a lot more about her lil ass. talking about a mother like that would get a bitch STOMPED in my city#also her doing this dr seuss ass rhyme#LMAOOOOOOO.#giving one fish two fish#talking about her foot but didn’t you say she was lying??? so you agree??? she got shot? oh okay.#៹ ࣪𖥔 ━━━ ꒰ 𝑚𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑎’𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 .ᐟ ꒱#megan thee stallion#nicki minaj
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they should've given house heelies. can you imagine. imagine it.
#he could stomp those babies out and then use his cane like a paddle to push himself around#he'd say some shit like 'everybody lies bitch let's get you some fruit' and then he'd heelie away#house md#house#hatecrimes md#gregory house#imagine it#ddx md
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transformers???? NO 🗣‼️‼️
TRANS FOOTBALL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
your present for hitting read more, enojoy
#blitzwing is humongous btw#astrotrain just wins in terms of SPACE plus TRAIN like how can u compete with that bro#' did astro mean to write that or does he just have rlly shitty old man eyesight' yes.#blitzwing#astrotrain#transformers#maccadam#transformers generation one#tf g1#transformers g1#astroblitz#guys who would hit u over the head with the biggest rock they could find if u were ever passed out drunk by them#i think abt blitz's first reaction to a lady stuck in a trap crying was to stomp on her & tell her to shut up bitch#i think abt it a lot#blitz and astro are like those two guys that shove each other against the lockers but swear theyre for the huzz#blitzwing is the huzz#i think blitz is very vain on his athletic build that he gets pounded into (like literal tho like a hammer like astrotrain hammers into h#this isnt helping his case#..#... LIKE HE MAKES HIMSELF LIKE... LOLLLL. basically he DIY'ed that body & drew abs on with sharpie#so he can look like the football stars he adores#all for the huzz to ignore him and be super into astrotrain instead#bcs astrotrain is so fking hot I LOBE HASTROTRAIN#blitzwing and astrotrain my fav homophobic homosexuals
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charles is such a whiny brat i love him so much
#hes legit veruca salt . stomping his foot and bitching when he doesnt get what he wants#what a cringefail loser#/lovingly#cl16#mexico gp 2024
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I might tag all my stuff as zosan but that’s just for convenience, everyone know that zoro bottoms🫵
#it’s just easier to keep stuff under one tag so I tag it all as zosan#but in my heart zoro not topping shit#especially not sanji#sanji SANJI who HATES men!!?!???#who stomps his foot and bitches when he doesn’t get his way bless#his introduction is him nearly beating a man to death#you think he bottoms?? FOR MEN???#not fucking likely#now sanji def gets pegged by women#but if sanji is with a man I know he’s controlling that entire bedroom#meanwhile zoro who gets stabbed on the main and chooses to put a sword in his mouth👀#sorry he’s a bottom idk what to tell you#he swallows if you catch my drift ya know#zosan
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What a good line. He's so genuinely bothered someone believes he's capable of being better than he thinks of himself as he's spent weeks justifying doing something Pretty Bad for entirely self-serving reasons.
10/10. Good game. Good character.
#and then we stomped the in laws#and then ronan got a sincere thanks from a once again SMOTHERED IN BLOOD VAMPIRE#he took no damage. and he was just painted in it. how.#i ask as he got four stabs in one round. just decimated one vampire in one go. this ranger/rogue build kicks ass.#ronan: can i get one night of sleep without vampires (other than the one im in a thing with)#or gith or mind flayers trying to seduce me#just one. just one fucking night.#also love the implication of astarion calling ronan's intense glaring a 'sweet little pout'. its sending me.#called out. CALLED OUT LIZARD MAN.#I also imagine the dudes were actually cuddling prior to getting interrupted by cazador's least effective kidnapping squad#'damn I need my fruity little bitch back for my super special murder ritual. I know. i'll send FOUR GUYS I ALSO NEED'#'to try and get said bitch back. yes four guys will definitely make a dent again an archmage. zariel's angriest defector.'#'and a Cleric With a Bone to Pick and a Sun Mace. this plan will work for sure.'#bg3
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Cursed headcanon: Gregory Mama is infested with those fleas that spread bubonic plague
#gregory horror show#ghs#gregory mama#i mean come on she would be#mangy old bitch#gregory also sometimes gets them but unlike her he actually does his best to stomp them out#he may be a rotten old man but he ain't as rotten as his mama#and i feel like he tries very hard to NOT be like his mama in whatever small ways he can get away with
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When it came down to facing Calamity Ganon in BOTW, I gotta admit I didn't feel much of anything except a general interest in seeing Zelda again. Not much beyond that. But with The Demon King? Ooooh I am absolutely ecstatic to be granted the honor of personally beating the shit out of that guy.
#smug grinning evil red dehydrated pruney bitch#good on you TOTK you got me feeling things#Won't stop me from dallying and doing a bunch of side missions#BUT I do them knowing the entire time that I'll just get to curb stomp Ganon even harder the longer I grind#loz totk#totk blogging#totk spoilers#guess who just unlocked the sage of spirit and got all the cutscenes. Can you guess?
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discord shenanigans
#my art#fnaf monty#fnaf moon#not shipping but you could read it that way if you wanna o: !#i just think they'd get along. dont ask me for canon evidence i just KNOW#context: we all agree Monty would be pissed he couldnt sing that song 'Rock N' Roll Mcdonalds' because of copyright#stomps around yelling about how much he hated that Ronald Donald bitch as bitch clown- akdkwlldkak#can i draw Monty well at this point? nope! not gonna stop me from doodling stupid shit sjdjakkdjs#daycare attentant
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AGEON DOESN'T SPEAK VALYRIAN L!!! L!!! MASSIVE L!!! NOT THE KING!!!
#AHDKAJSKA AEMOND GOT HIM!!!! DAMN!!! i hat you still but keep having squabbles over there rhaenyra is still trying to steer her council lmao#give her some time yeah....#also the cycle aegon... watch out for the cycle....#girl!!! hide the evidence!!!!!#crispin with the army and daemon just taking naps and hallucinating.... girl get a grip#daemon as aemond??? hello....#LAENA???!!!!#'what thoughts would you have?' CRITICAL HIT AKSHAKA#jace is shaking in excitement to send a dragon to war akdjsks NO your mother will lmao#nevermind YOUR GRANDMA!!!#jace is going to explode#sunfyre looks so good omg bumping aegon and everything akdhaks so cute.....#RHAENYS CROWN!!!!!#aemond and aegon.... jesus christ....#not again#oh HE MAD!!!#goddamn vhagar is so big#sunfyre..... omg#AEMOND WHAT A BITCH#GET THHEM MELEYS!!! YOU ARE YOUNGER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!#CRISTON DOWN!!! VAHGAR STOMP!!#rhaneys need to burn down as many men as she can bc she cant take on aemond... burn them all and flee my queen#OMG MELEYS!!!!!! AND RHAENYS!!!!!#IS AEGON DEAD??? OMG SUNFYRE CURLED UP AROUND HIM......#goddamn... chills#talking tag#watching hotd#alicent told you to stay put!!!!
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any show finale that makes me cry like 4 times is a good finale in my book
#toh#the owl house#toh spoilers#liz blogs#look out i am about to put spoilers in the tags#leave now#ok#WAILS INCOMPREHENSIBLY ABOUT FLAPJACK'S GRAVE AT THE END#THANK YOU FOR FINDING ME!!!! SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UP AAAAAAAA#AND HIS NEW PALISMAN IS A BLUEJAY I FUCKIGN KNEW IT.....#im glad he kept up with the bird themeing....#i'm very happy belos's death was fucking undignified. thats exactly what he deserves#whining and bitching and then getting his gooey melty remains stomped out to death. fuck you old man fuck you old man f#the titans between realm design is fuckin Excellent. that is a man i can trust. last words to his son were a pun. respect#and all the time skip designs at the end... nobody talk 2 me. amity sidecut. lilith keeping her orange hair and her cool ass#adventurey outfit. gus has dreads now. hunters flapjack tattoo. help#im sad its over because there was totally room for that full 3rd and 4th season#disney i will never pay to watch any of your content ever again <3 suck my ass hope u lose billions for this blunder
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i see posts between binary trans folks and other folks like
"please don't call me dude, it's a gendered term."
which gets pushback in the form of, "It's not gendered to me!"
and the thing is both of these people are technically correct but the second person is missing the fucking point.
whether something is gendered or not if someone asks you to not call them something do not react defensively. it's not about you and your perception of the word, it's about theirs. If a woman asks to not be called a guy don't call her it!
don't call people things they don't like regardless of you own perception of the gendering of the word!
If an enby tells you to not call them a 'girl' in the queer community way, don't call them a girl! hell, if a woman asks you to not call her a 'girl' because she's a woman then don't call her one either.
#im not sure why this is hard#stop calling trans femmes things they don't like!#if you fuck up say “whoops my bad!” and move on#don't stomp your feet and whine that it's “not gendered”#to HER it is#be polite#damn#i see this a lot with enbies too where we ask to please not be called things#but no worry it's not gendered to them so it's fine#like sigh#please just. be nice#trans femmes get this way worse ime tho... some people REALLY want to call women guys... idk...#the thing is cis women get annoyed by that too a lot#but we only bitch when it's trans femmes...#idk just be cool and nice to women#i think the overall point of my bitching on this blog#it usually comes down to just be cool to women#women are cool let's be cool back#thanks
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i love scifi and fantasy because sometimes the characters are so great and the stories so well written and intriguing and then other times some guy will be infested by a pandimensional parasite that literally sucks you dry so the guy goes to burger king and deep throats the soda machine for six hours screaming "we're thirsty" and then drops dead and crumbles apart on impact like a block of sand and it's played for comedy. and what i'm saying is i want to be a special effects creator 20-30 years ago cause those guys got to build and knock over life size sand/clay dummies with some guy's clothes on and that just sounds like the coolest possible job description
#i'm currently in stage and costume design but boy if i ever get the opportunity to do practical effects like this. i'M IN BITCH#foley artists too.. stomping on stuff brutally murdering vegetables for a living
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"12 things to do if you're an academic weapon planning on going to uni" I'll kill myself in front of their admissions office
#i literally would rather get hit by a car#why do i have to jump through hoop after hoop after super curricular to get a place at literally just Some University#bitch im already giving you my money if you think im doing all that to look pretty on a personal statement for you i think you should be put#in a home#jfc#i hate this#like i don't eveb want to be here im literally just going so i can get a job that doesn't wanna make me kms soi dont starve#my entire academic career has felt like stomping on a nail board on a daily basis#bue waffling
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I <3 blowing up my save files mid-playthrough or after I've beaten the game and feel aimless or I'm three hours in and incredibly indecisive and perfectionistic and have to start over Better this time or I just get really into One Idea and blow up the save for the sole purpose of achieving the One Idea and once I have it's like. Well. What was the point of that actually. And then I blow it up again
#IDK IDK I FEEL LIKE I'M CURSED.........#i swear to god it all started when i realized i'm transgender. experience that changed me forever#OBVIOUSLY. IN POSITIVE WAYS.#but also i just feel like i'm constantly starting over. i used to have master files.#it was actually such an emotionally fucked up experience i used to write my deadname on the back of my 3ds carts#i used to be ambivalent to my deadname until i felt like i had to prove it to myself. and in doingvthat#i did come to appreciate it and it did feel associated w me. or at least what i was meant to embody.#i was always trying to Prove It. to myself. that if i can Prove It i can make this work and get all i've ever wanted#like love. ect ect#in ways i won't elaborate on my name now does honor my deadname. without really being reflective of it at all#which is exactly what i needed esp at that time in my life. it was SUCH a sudden upheaval.#like all of this i've been burying and stomping out for so many years like. once i finally just allowed myself to question.#and be at peace w it. it just all spilled out full force and like. i think i still experience side effects from it LMFAOOOO#like my save files. being unable to revisit certain games. hell even fe becoming one of my main interests#was a direct side effect of me needing a game where i could be myself and not have any prev memories attached#also just. the fucking type of person i am. guy who loves to leave and start over all the fucking time#but also also like. i think it's just the perfectionism sometimes. like eo2 i'm trying to get my party/lore Just Right#so i can fully immerse myself in it and NOT feel bad. for making any amount of changes to my party 😭#I'M SUCH A SENTIMENTAL BITCH. WHO CAN'T HOLD ONTO ANYTHING. WHO REFUSES TO LET GO. WHAT‼️‼️‼️#and w miitopia it's just. i need to update the artwork here it's insane. i gotta fix this. no one is allowed to see this.#anyways. starting over in miitopia and fixing it. i don't even know what my party is gonna be tbh#i usually plan this shit out but again. deep deep DEEPLY rooted Need to just blow everything up forever.
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