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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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post-fic depression hits like a biiiiiitch like wdym I was vividly hallucinating that behind my eyes for roughly 4 hours and now it's over???? no aftercare??? none??

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can i please stop cycling through emotions like a hamster on cocaine

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no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

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i fumbled a baddie that spoke russian once, worst mistake of my life

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Tboy Tgirl and Tshirt . The three genders

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fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

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sneaking suspicion it's gonna be One Of Those Days

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white tank top no bra all titty is a 10/10 look

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can i kill myself for a second

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the first rule of eating pussy is to have fun and be yourself

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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everyone should be glad I'm not pursuing biology cuz I'd be naming things "the false yaoi" or some shit

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been feeling pissy and irritable for the past couple days and idk why like every time someone asks me a question my eye twitches on the inside it's annoying like.... what's your problem bitch nothings wrong...

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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what