bueris
bueris
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₊˚⊹𓂃 ࣪˖ 🦋 18//they/she//bue/jules 🦋 ˖ ࣪𓂃₊˚⊹
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bueris · 11 hours ago
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Muttering shit like this at work and they send me home after 2 hours
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bueris · 11 hours ago
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the sun won't consume the earth for another 5-7 billion years.. plenty of time to chill (chills for 5-7 billion years) ah - the sun!!
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bueris · 11 hours ago
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crazy how I think I'm not brave enough to do some things and then I just go and get them done. and it's always like this
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bueris · 11 hours ago
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what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry
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bueris · 11 hours ago
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I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear
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bueris · 11 hours ago
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in the end all you have is yourself, your comfort fictional characters and archive of our own
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bueris · 15 hours ago
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bueris · 23 hours ago
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what it feels like listening to music and thinking about the character
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bueris · 23 hours ago
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MEGAN THEE STALLION performs during the 2025 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival (April 13)
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bueris · 23 hours ago
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freaky ass noises occurring in my vicinity, I knew that bitch who tried to manifest me 500 bands wasn't pure of heart damn it
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bueris · 23 hours ago
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laptop so beautiful. it protecrs me from All evil and damage from the current internet by being luscious and spacious and capable of running ad blocker. my noble steed
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bueris · 23 hours ago
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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store
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bueris · 23 hours ago
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a-levels suck shit but at least I'll never be 13, 14, or 15 again
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bueris · 1 day ago
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Sad Elvis: Woe, Mama
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bueris · 1 day ago
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bueris · 1 day ago
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🟪 minecraft-elvis follow
woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether
🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow
woah mama you suck
🟪 minecraft-elvis
bitch
🟦 speedrunner-elvis
wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama
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say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky
🟪 minecraft-elvis
woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*
🔬elvis-scientist follow
this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry
🔍 elvis-detector follow
BEEP
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bueris · 1 day ago
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