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She's a fashion major. She can rap. She's an electrician. She's stuck in a time loop. She has a gun. She's made a pact with god. She personally knows Barbie. She's possessed. She watched a friend die in her arms. She almost performed a medical amputation. She's an Isekai protagonist. She's trans fem. She's immune to the blood curse.
I didn't say who, but you were already thinking about her.
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what the fuck was wrong with me for the last several months actually
#and clarity has hit me like a truck whaaaat the hell#i get 3 minutes of sunlight on my skin and suddenly i can see clearly#will this exact cycle happen again though?? without a doubt#bue waffling
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trench warfare themed blowjob king?
What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?
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HI MY NAM IS EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY ADN TDAY IM STEBBIN JUILIUS CEEZER FOR BEIN A PREP, WESH ME LUCK EMOS!!!!
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I’m DONE ! I’m leaving now FOREVER and you CANT STOP ME no matter what I’m GOING !!!

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something genuinely sinister about people who work in finance
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Chappell Roan in Valentino / Michael Blanchard; Michael Kovac & Michael Loccisano
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WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK LIKE MY EX
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whyyyyy can’t i pick at my skin. not picking at my skin should be as rewarding as picking. where is my reward chemical
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they're not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want
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hey. i'm outside. hey look if u could just. hey. Let me in. it's really cold out here and i see you've got a bowl of baby spinach there. I love baby spinach. Please let me in
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