milfbrainrot
milfbrainrot
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rowan | they/them | adult | i block antis
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milfbrainrot · 39 minutes ago
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whenever people say they can't watch/play/read anything slightly upsetting or scary or challenging because it's... upsetting or scary or challenging all i can think of is this lol
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milfbrainrot · 1 hour ago
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Going with the representation of military might meaning for the Hierophant with good old Sergeant Major Slaughter Yost.
I'm now 50% of the way done, huzzah! I'd like to finish these off by the time the finale hits the public feed, but busy season for work is about to start and also. the chronic illness. it is chronicing. And also I have about a million more mushrooms to draw for the Hermit.
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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Bouncy ears
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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Wolves trekking through mud
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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Gifting is open for FemGiftBoxes!
Posted by: toothpastecandy  femgiftboxes , a gifting community centered around female characters in the style of fandomtrees, is now open for gifting! Come and give a gift centered around some really cool women!    Schedule:  Gifting Opens: 31 Jan 2025 Gifting Closes: April 29 2025 Reveals: May 01, 2025*   *reveals will be pushed back if there are boxes without a gift in them at deadline. Links: femgiftboxes // spreadsheet comments via The Fandom Calendar https://ift.tt/SZM3NiR
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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my autopsy results came back inconclusive
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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we will leave a few men unforcefemmed for the fujoshis to have
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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someone: this beauty standard was constructed with specific political purpose, and effectively dismantling the power structure that justifies itself through it requires us to give up using aspects of the body as a metaphor for morality or social worth
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it’s just a personal preference, it’s not that deep, go outside, touch grass, get married, work a hard job, have kids, stop thinking
so you’re saying I have to fuck people with [trait]? you’re going to show up at my apartment and force me to fuck strangers? your analysis of beauty standards is literally rape. OP wants to fuck me specifically, a random hostile stranger in their notes. they’re turned on because their body disgusts me! (no I have never seen them but I vividly imagine their body as disgusting because why else would they make a post like this)
did you know that another society/culture/time period had a different set of beauty standards? I bet OP didn’t even realize this
actually beauty standards are evolutionary instinct and you’re anti-science. you want us to ignore biology?
I actually WANT to fuck people with [currently devalued trait]
we should remind people that [currently devalued trait] was valued in a different society with another brutal hierarchy based on bodily ideals as proof that [currently devalued trait] is good actually. this definitely does not replicate the exact politics OP is challenging
once I met someone with a stigmatized bodily trait and they were a bad person. I’m sharing this anecdote absent any context so others can draw their own conclusions. if you go to my blog every single post is me sharing totally real stories of people with this trait doing mean things. I’m not saying certain bodily traits create inferior morals, I’m just compulsively curating an entire blog to imply it over and over and over
I used to think [stigmatized trait] was disgusting but I’m trying to unlearn it right now. I assume anyone with that trait would feel me saying this publicly is an act of kindness I’m bestowing upon them rather than a casual cruelty just like all the other comments about how disgusting the trait is
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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Tired of stories where the author worldbuilds a whole religion only to chicken out at the last moment by making the main character a skeptic. You mean to tell me that there’s all this richness in lore and culture, but you’ve trapped me with the one person in this society who doesn’t care about it? So bland. I could meet an agnostic easily enough by walking down the street, but your story is my one chance to hear the perspective of someone who follows whatever religion you’ve contrived. You made this whole world; convince me that your character really is from there.
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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HELLA'S VALENTINE'S DAY COUNTDOWN 1. Moiraine x Siuan
You were my secret—from all eyes, even my own. And only when I closed my eyes—did I see you—and I saw nothing else.
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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you suck I'm gonna [remembers telling people you're gonna kill them even as a bit can be harmful to the mental health of both parties] tell mom
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milfbrainrot · 2 hours ago
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it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing
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milfbrainrot · 19 hours ago
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shows pretty fun
i promise i can draw sometimes too i just like making silly text posts 😓😓
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milfbrainrot · 19 hours ago
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milfbrainrot · 19 hours ago
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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple
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