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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
#bazinga!#I’ve been meaning to add these tags for a minute but it was too funny to keep the original line bazinga tag#if you see this i would appreciate this post not be tagged as wornld building#and if you want to use this concept in your D&D campaign#you don’t need to show this post or anything#but if you would please mention after the plot line ends that the original post was written all at once in a pretty desperate state#i thought about ginkgo trees while walking my dog late that night#and when i found myself hopeless and completely alone at midnight#I opened tumblr and talked to myself#and hit post#and went to bed#then it got 2000 notes and i woke up to the realization that the entire time I had said bacteria#when i fully meant fungus#fuck!!!#u don’t need to say all that just please include the context that this is a very personal post#thank u!#I’m not mad it’s not obvious from the post that i was ranting into the void
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"Darren Criss won Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television for his role as serial killer Andrew Cunanan in “The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story,” making him the first Filipino-American to win a Golden Globe. He dedicated his award to his Filipino mother, showing how culturally significant these honors feel to underrepresented people."
Darren Criss Says “It’s A Great Privilege” To Be First First Filipino American To Win Golden Globe
“I always tell people being half Filipino is one of my favorite things about myself, because I had no control over that. I feel like I've given a superhero cape that I am now required to step up to the plate for and I'm glad to be the poster boy for, if there's any young either half Filipino or full or anybody you have in the Filipino Community that looks to my work as a source of inspiration and encouragement then like sign me up, I'm on board for that and it's a great privilege and it means the world to me and like I said I am very proud to be part of that" - 76th Golden Globe Awards Backstage Interview
Darren Criss dedicates Golden Globes win to 'firecracker Filipino' mom
“[...] this has been a marvelous year for representation in Hollywood, and I’m so enormously proud to be a teeny-tiny part of that, as the son of a firecracker Filipino woman from Cebu that dreamed of coming to this country and getting to be invited to cool parties like this. So mom I know you are watching this, you are hugely responsible for most of the good things in my life, I love you dearly, I dedicate this to you” - Acceptance Speech
DarrenCriss: Morning after Golden Globes celebration was full of Filipino treats including this fun spritely lady with me … “who dreamed of coming to this country and getting invited to glamorous parties like this…” Well Mom, I’m glad you made it.
#i wasn’t going to post/say anything#cause steven and ali’s wins are still great achievements for the aapi community#BUT#darren criss won this award for acs: versace in 2019#and made the same “first aa actor to win” headlines#he is asian-american#and the media erasing this is just absolutely disrespectful#the nerve of some people to invalidate both his accomplishments and ethnicity#he literally went up to the stage and dedicated his win to his FILIPINO MOTHER#and people talking about how “he doesn’t look asian” or “he is just half asian” or “he is not asian enough to count”#is utterly disgusting#disappointing and infuriating all at once#i've been mad about this all day#at least some are making "corrections”#but still haven't changed the headlines aghhhhh#sorry#not sorry#for the tag rant
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THIS MONTHS CHOICES ARE NEXT MONTHS BODY
#thin$po#thigh g4p#tw ed ana#ed but not ed sheeran#lizzy grant#tw 3d in the tags#tw ana bløg#tw thinspi#weight loss#tw 3d vent#4n4t1ps#4n4blr#4n4rexia#4n4m1a#4n4buddy#tw ana rant#analog#ana y mia
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What if we were the opposites of each other but when you boil us down to the core we are inherently the same (and we were both autistic)
#plus their respective teams getting weirded out when they rant abt their special interests#kabru of utaya#laios touden#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#a³ post#WAIT SHOULD I TAG LABRU#labru
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i thought i was at my lowest but holy shit it gets lower
#woke up feeling more lost and out of touch with myself.. my surroundings and my partner all in the span of a night.. what the hell..#i really need a new therapist. specifically a dbt therapist but i have really weird health insurance so there's not many options..#i just really need someone that i feel open enough to talk to about anything and that will actually help me and not just use the dumbass#worn out therapist lines..#bpd shitposting#actually bpd#actually mentally ill#bpd#actually borderline#bpd vent#bpd fp#bpd favorite person#bpd mood#bpd problems#sorry 4 the long rant in tags :/
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let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick don’t think too much just bust that kick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick
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okay but can we talk abt the minecraft movie’s complete erasure of the personality of steve???? like that is not even steve minecraft that is just fucking jack black with a blue shirt on.
have yall have seen the cinematic trailers for mc updates? steve literally has a completely different personality. steve is just a silly lil guy. hes just a curious dude who loves building and exploring! hes not jack black, or a wackjob who went crazy from being isolated for too long. he loves and parktakes happily in the world hes in.
i know we only saw one real scene, but i can already tell that jack black is not going to be playing steve minecraft, he is just going to be playing jack black. its so intensely disappointing when they had the opportunity to employ a new actor to bring to light like. imo steve minecraft should have been cast as just an average looking guy. just some random dude. BC THATS LITERALLY WHAT HE IS.
anyways tdlr the real steve minecraft just simply just a lil guy and he is NOT JACK BLACK
#minecraft#minecraft movie#minecraft the movie#rant#ishi talk tag#also WHERE TF IS ALEX???? WHAT IS THIS ALEX ERASURE#there was so so SO much potential for the minecraft movie to be gorgeous and incredible and they just.#they just fucked it.
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: SEASON 2 OPENING THEME (2024)
#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2#vi#jinx#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn#mel#mel medarda#ekko#jayce#jayce talis#viktor#viktor arcane#caitvi#vi arcane#jinx arcane#ekko arcane#ambessa#ambessa medarda#type: gif#arcane league of legends#media: arcane#league of legends arcane#league of legends#I WANT TO RANT BUT I DONT THINK I HAVE ENOUGH SPACE IN THE TAGS TO BUT GODDDDDDD I LOVE THIS OPENING#another req from a moot done hope u like it!
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if nicocado avocado can do it, so can i
#tw ana bløg#tw ed ana#trans ed#@tw edd#ed but not ed sheeran#light as a feather#4nor3xia#4norexla#tw ana rant#ana progress#4n0rexic#4n4buddy#4n4blr#tw restriction#eating disoder trigger warning#disordered eating mention#disordered eating cw#ed friends#tw eating issues#i just want to be thin#just using tags#justwater4me#3d not sheeran#notpro4n4#@n@ diary#anorexla#ana friend#@na vent#tw 3d vent#tw ed bllog
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Shit I scribbled like a maniac at 4 am.
I blacked out before an empty document and woke up with this on my screen
textless version under cut
also second attempt at posting this becouse tumblr is not cooperating
I swear my carnal desire is not the only reason i picked this game up.
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabv1el#maybe#no rant in tags this time#digital art#artists on tumblr
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Did you guys hear about the girl that died from overeating??!!! I heard there was some Chinese muckbanger who died on live stream after doing a 10 hour muckbang.. they said her stomach ripped open.. I'm NEVER eating after thisss!
Ultimate horror story this year
Stay safe lovesss and DON'T BINGE !!
#disordered eating mention#eating disoder trigger warning#light as a feather#light as a 🪶#⭐️ ing motivation#⭐️ve#⭐️rving#thinneristhewinner#tw 3d vent#tw ana bløg#tw ana rant#tw ed ana#tw skipping meals#tw eating issues#tw 3d diet#tw 3d in the tags#tw b1nge#tw disordered thoughts#ed but not ed sheeran#ed blogg#3d diary
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something something a chat i am in discussing the loneliness of Armand who needs someone to define him and see him, so
"...it was ghastly and awful and loathsome, and beautiful all at the same time."
and yeah i kinda just want to give ppl hugs with anything i do and talk to them in hushed tones, so there you go
#art is a coping mechanism#fan art#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#iwtv armand#armand de romanus#vampire armand#armand#eric bogosian#assad zaman#i still need to figure out Assad's anatomy#he's too beautiful#it makes the process tougher#Eric's face is fascinating in a completely different way#Assad's features seem simple to capture because ANIME VIBE but it's all about the tiny nuances#artist's rant#lots of words in the tags#also tmi but i perceive the world through touch and boy does sketching Eric tingle my brain in the best manner#iwtv spoilers#iwtv fanart#iwtv art#amc iwtv#devil's minion#armandaniel
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hc that no one on the JL (or any of the teams) will let bats do the heavy lifting, ever
Like one day they need to carry an unconscious Flash after a battle and someone else (who has a broken arm) is like “who is well enough that they can carry him” and Batman, ceo of ignoring his injuries™️, is like “I got this” but his mouth starts leaking blood while he’s carrying flash. Superman (who was holding up a building) x-rays him & is like “YOU HAVE THREE BROKEN RIBS AND INTERNAL BLEEDING. WHY ARE YOU CARRYING FLASH?” “…I am well enough to carry flash”
anyway this applies to all bats. Someone asks if someone else can volunteer to help them lift something and, no matter what, Kon puts his hand over Tim’s mouth bc of the broken leg incident™️. Tim will never even be allowed a chance to make a case or attempt to answer the call.
Someone asks if Robin can help to carry something and Jon immediately replies “no he can’t. I’ll do it tho.” bc Damian once tried to conduct cleanup (lifting pieces of broken buildings and concrete) post alien-invasion with a stab wound (it was multiple stab wounds but only Jon figured that out)
Someone asks nightwing if he can carry stuff to the car and all of a sudden you have eight people shouting “NO” bc he once offered to carry someone’s old 60 pound box TV to storage while he had a gunshot wound. They only learned about the gunshot wound after he fainted & the tv fell on top of him.
Jason leaves before anyone can ask him to help with anything
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Steph and Cass fight over who carries the thing for the other person, but usually neither of them volunteer. They're gone the second the battle is over. Babs never has to carry shit even if it's a loaf of bread because she goes "wow, really? have the wheelchair bound girl carry shit for you, sure" so the person stammers and she gets away with it every single time.
Duke is allowed to carry things. (Other teams have yet to find out about his injuries.) In fact, they compliment him on being responsible enough to not over-exert himself. He smiles back. (He's trying not to laugh.)
#just to clarify bc i saw some tags ab it:#duke gets away w it BC OF his accelerated healing#sophia rants#batfam#dc#batfamily#batman#jason todd#damian wayne#robin#dick grayson#young justice#timothy drake#batbrothers#batman and robin#nightwing#teen titans#justice league#batbros#superman#red hood#kon el#jonathan kent#robin x superboy#Superboy x robin#tim drake#tim drake wayne#red robin#implied#timkon
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farmer aku can be something so personal,
#beast was bad beast gave me irreversible brain dmg#but akutagawa.....he's alright#if i posted this before no i didnt#do you know how hard it is to keep track when you have 374737 billion arts 4 platforms and the memory of a goldfish#ok rant over tags#fanart#iztea draws#bsd#bsd akutagawa#akutagawa ryuunosuke#akutagawa fanart#akutagawa#bungo stray dogs#illustration#beast#bsd beast#beast akutagawa#bsd fanart#bsd manga#beast au
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How The Nocturnal Bottleneck and Nipples Make Us Human
Almost every post here considers what humans do have, really. It’s a little tiring; realistically every world has its harsh environments and vicious species and a sophont to match. We probably wouldn’t be unique for our adaptability or our persistence or even adrenaline
But our evolution is fucked up as hell, to put it lightly.
Mammals went through what’s been dubbed the nocturnal bottleneck essentially since the start of the mesozoic right up until the Cretaceous ended the archosaur’s exclusive hold over the daylight. We lost a lot of things from every mammal spending most of its time in either a cramped, suffocating burrow or scrounging around in the faint hours of nighttime. Our blood cells lost their nuclei to hold more oxygen while we spent time deep underground, we lost protections against ultraviolet rays in our skin and eyes, we can’t even repair our own DNA using the light of the sun. Most aliens probably wouldn’t have such traits unless their evolution followed a very similar path to ours. They’d be able to see ultraviolet and wouldn’t have to worry about sunburn and all the wonderful privileges essentially all fish, birds, amphibians, and reptiles enjoy as we speak.
There’s also what we gained from spending so much time in the dark.
Brown fat is only found in mammals, it’s a special type of fat which bear cells with several oil droplets and are utterly jammed with mitochondria. This lets it make heat, a lot of it, fast. We don’t even need to shiver to induce this heat generation from brown adipose tissue - factor in our downright hyperactive mitochondria, and we can warm up quickly. Sure, it doesn’t have too much use in adult humans, but it keeps our infants warm and still provides a little boost the whole run we have in this universe.
Unless aliens also went through a time where their small ancestors had to face cold nights, they’d have to produce heat the old fashioned way when chilled. Aliens might have to shiver the whole time they’re in a cold room while the human watches in confusion, quite literally unshaken, and wonders if the room is a lot colder than the thermostat set to 60 says. The aliens stare at their companion in confusion, it’s just a normal temperature to shiver at after all, how is the human sitting so still?
Our small ancestors spending all their time out foraging at night is also why we have such a good sense of touch, smell, and hearing. They were more important senses than vision (we’re lucky to have even redeveloped basic color vision, frankly) at the time and place and simply ended up continuing to serve us well. Birds and reptiles rarely have acute senses of smell and the latter especially are lucky to have acute hearing, and birds rarely have impeccable hearing themselves either. Our skin is free of scales and honed to sensitivity, and our external ears and complicated ear bones provide an immense range of hearing (from 20 all the way to 17,000 hertz!).
Aliens might not be able to pin down the chirp of a cricket or the light click of a lock being picked. The human might be the only one on board a ship that can pick out the finer sounds of the engine’s constant thrum and know the critical difference between when everything is fine and when something is wrong. The human could probably pick out the sounds of an approaching enemy’s careless footsteps - they’re only as light enough for *them* to stop hearing them, after all - and be the one to see the horrified expression (well, more on that later) on their face when we get the drop on them in spite of their perceived stealth.
But perhaps the most versatile, convoluted, amazing, and utterly unique trait we have is right on your face this instant. Lips.
Lips in most animals are a simple seal to hold in the mouth’s moisture and protect the teeth, even if they’re supple they’re NEVER muscular except in mammals, and we have only one thing to thank for it; milk and nipples. Lips evolved exclusively to allow babies to suckle, it required a vacuum to be created in the mouth, and with no other animal having anything like a nipple it never happened in other animals. Many animals make milk, to be frank, but no other animal has nipples.
Your cheeks and lips are a marvel among tetrapods, no other animal can suck like mammals can. Aliens wouldn’t have straws or even be able to sip from the edge of a glass, they’d have to have a proboscis or simply tilt the whole thing back. Aliens likely won’t have woodwind instruments or balloons you can blow into. We take so much about our lips for granted. Hell, our muscular faces are vital for expressions, we’re probably absolute facial contortionists among a cast of creatures with mandibles and beaks and expressionless scaly maws. Aliens might find us ridiculously easy to read, if anything, compared to their own kind (all the better to deceive them) - or perhaps they’d find us hard to decipher anyways, with our lack of color-changing skin or erectable crests of bright feathers. Baring teeth might not be seen as a sign of aggression in most of the universe, smiling would be all too distinctly human.
Perhaps with how infectious we are sometimes, that’s what we’d contribute to the universe; others might have to make do with opening their mouths just enough to show their teeth or splaying their innumerable mouthparts with just the right curve, but perhaps we’d teach the galaxy to smile, one ally at a time.
Wouldn’t that be amazing?
#humans are space fae#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#humans are strange#I’m seeing a lot of people in these tags just kind of disregard the nature of life and the universe#Unfortunately there probably aren’t mediterranean worlds without desert ‘nor tundra and life easy enough that losing a limb#wasn’t considered evolutionarily advantageous to be able to survive.#There will be wolves and tigers and bears all the same on alien worlds#and life will probably be hard everywhere in the galaxy#and there will be hatred and wars and love and hope and the burning feeling in thing’s vital organs when they just need to go a little more#and that’s what makes it life.#Sorry for ranting in the tags lol…
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