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andddd its the homestuck phase in 2023.
cronus ampora everyone, except ive fucked with his outfit, and everything, a lot, because the canon is so shit.
like i get theyre tryna make him greaser, but also punk could so fit him yknow..
hehehe soaked fish.
god im so mentally ill for this fish
#cronus ampora#homestuck#homestuck au#bard of hope#idk what tags to use#sea creatures#sketch#my art#homestuck trolls#alpha troll#cronus#ampora#god im crying#fish prick
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hi rqg people i am once again late to the party
#LMAOO so i may have finsihed it like two months ago and have been thikning about it CONSTANTLY ever since i started#the npcs!!!!!! wowowowowowoow sick !!#i ONLY JUST REALISED GRIZZOP AND VESSEK HAVE KIDS??? that's sick#idc if they're qpr or inlove romantic styles or just like awesome friends. i LOVE THEM !! FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!#i didn't read your description vessek so NO you are NOT big and BUFF#you are under the ILLUSION of being small and then you can pick up a TRUCK#i have so many thoughts i love this show ...#oh omg so list of them because i realise everyone has different designs even tho look at that PRICK that's oscar.#1 - oscar#2 - earhart#i never looked at a picture of earhart b4 leave me be#3- carter#4- barnes#5 - vesseeeeeek!!!#zolf i know im basic but the amount of discord statuses dedicated to you i have had since listening is CRAZZZZZY#i missed him so much and then loved grizzop and then grizzop gone and then heartbreak#i don't pay attention to so many of the descriptions im so sorry fellas#i just want to be whimsy and these DESCRIPTIONS in my AUDIO ONLY PODCAST are UNACCEPTABLE!!#last picture is from when errrr ( SPOILERS ) zolf like resurects wilde AGAIN and then he's just so tired that he hugs him n that was sweet#rusty quill gaming#rusty quill#rqg#rqg spoilers#rqg wilde#rqg fanart#rqgaming#zolf smith#alexander j newall#sasha rackett#fish art tax
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"advise you move interior if you're not already... it's good cover"
that last bit has always felt like such an afterthought; it comes just a beat too late like ghost hadn't intended to elaborate on his order
did he add it to head off soap's inevitable questions; pushing back against his orders just like in al mazrah? never bc of insubordination but just bc of an intrinsic need to know the thought process behind an order before he can follow it
has he ever had to explain his thinking before; too used to being followed without question, his word always the authority in both rank and experience? just to meet soap who pushes back, not in doubt, but from the sheer desire to know
has it already become instinct to explain?
was it to start teaching him to think even deeper about his own survival? to look at his surroundings and see everything as an opportunity and tool at his disposal? already feeling the urge to implant these lessons so, should the time come, soap can implement them himself
he knows he won't always be there; whether it's as simple as distance, comms going down or his inevitable death, at some point soap won't have anyone at his back
better to teach the root of survival so he won't need protecting
even the phrasing, "if you're not already", he's not babying soap, not undermining his skills; he assumes soap knows to get inside bc he knows he’s a good soldier. but just in case he doesn’t, in case he’s frazzled and not thinking, he offers it as a reminder
#the way i cant stop finding new things in this bloody mission#ghost ‘give a man a fish vs teach a man to fish’ riley#ghost is an arrogant prick we been knew but we also know its deserved#his first piece of advice for the entire alone mission ends with the caveat of ‘if youre not already’#hes not presuming to know more than soap and he makes the point of saying that#until soap says ‘sounds like youve done this before’ and he takes it as an admission that soaps out of his depth#thats when his advice and his praise comes hot and heavy#he never treats soap like hes above him in terms of skill until hes outright told hes better#the one time he does is in the camera part of prison break and even then i think its bc hes flustered by having help and receiving praise#praise he doesnt know how to accept so he feels the need to cut soap down to get away from it#fuck i love these two#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#soap cod#john soap mactavish#save post#talk meta to me
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How I sleep knowing I'll never trust anyone that hates Sydney but worships Richie:
#the bear#the bear fx#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#richie jerimovich#jk kind of#well on days I don't see or think about Sydney haters#under every damn comment section in this fandom is someone saying Sydney didn't take accountability#like I know we all have our biases but yall are really shameless about it#Sydney scored A LOT of Ws for The Beef AND The Bear#but one time she makes a mistake and justifiably walks away from a toxic work environment she's the devil#Richie worked at The Beef for years and Sydney did more for it in what less than four months than he did#on top of being a prick to Sydney in particular because she was changing things he wanted to keep the same#to the detriment of the restaurant but also everyone#and overall being unpleasant to Carmy#Nat and anyone that didn't find him funny or interesting or like his bs#pre-Forks Richie reminds me of those types of people that only listen to people that like them#and I love that because it's realistic to some ppl#I do like Richie#it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth knowing there are people that hate Sydney#ignore her accomplishments only to raise up Richie#in the same breath when the actual show is showing you what's up#like you'd think there were different versions of the show with how these two are perceived#I get this weird need to defend Sydney when people shit on her because I wonder how often said people treat the Sydneys of the world#but that aside#In Fishes Richie mentions something about wasting potential at the beef#In Ceres it's implied he called the popo on the dealers after Sydney deescalated a situation Richie previously dealt with#in an unorthodox manner#he recognised he needed to change but still was an arsehole to the one person who was facilitating that change effectively Sydney#this show is great but people denying what they're seeing on their own screens is crazy
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happy halloween 🎃
#hannibal#hannigram#hanniween2023#will graham#hannibal being a pretentious prick again#except hes just naturally a god at this#its still insufferable to will who carved just a regular jack o lantern#or a crude looking dog#or a fish#take your pick#as always this is welcome to any fic inspiration you may come up with 🫶 tag me!!#hannibal nbc#nbc hannibal#halloween
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more absolutenutcase162 comics but with aaf characters cause they’re so stupid i love them
!!slight horror warning for the last one!!
#dw louis is making that face on purpose to scare the shit out of them#because naturally#10 year olds are huge pricks#anyways i just needed at excuse to draw bauhaus cause i think his design is really cool lmao#andy's apple farm#andy the apple#claus the clock#margret the mole#felix the fish#bauhaus the bat#baylee the bee#peter the pumpkin#kamryn eastwood#arthur king#louis eastwood#andys apple farm#claus aaf#andy aaf#felix aaf#margret aaf#peter aaf#bauhaus aaf#baylee aaf#louis aaf#kamryn aaf#arthur aaf#dumb lil drawings kayden made woohoo
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"oh, i knew you were from 'x' town, you have that accent"
WDYM???? WDYM???
#i know england has a lot of diff accents but not so many that every fucking town has a diff one 😭😭#for clarification; someone at uni just said this to me. i go to a uni in a city bout an hour away from my hometown#<- and so like. the people at uni that also live in towns nearby (like that person) are aware of my town#and ik they think of it as like. chavvy drugs knive crimes poor people central#but wdym we have a diff accent 😭😭 we fucking do not#plus i think we get bad rep#it's like... a historical fishing town. and we got our sweet shop??? (it swapped owners and the guy was a prick but he left now)#<- and apparently we got a lot of old gay ppl? wasn't actually aware of this till recently but#enbysiriusblack lore
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watching Hannibal like it's a romcom is my favourite thing ever
#giggling#like when are we gonna have your wife for dinner#when he pricks his finger on the fishing hook cause he wants to know what being caught by will feels like#AUGH#nbc hannibal#hannigram
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entertaining myself by inflicting bastard children on my faves
#its fun#warthrop and will henry go to the gulf coast for some reason#COINCIDENTALLY to the same shitty little seaside town that alyne's mom moved to when she left boston#shes like dropping hints that she fucked pellinore at least one time and he does not notice#until little alyne bursts in carrying a bucket full of sea water and some weird thing she found in the bycatch#marches right past all of them to dump it into a fish tank and starts poking it with a swizzle stick#(i cant decide if this is like a sea star or an urchin or some sort of cephalopod. or maybe a lionfish)#pellinore's like Who The Fuck Is That and alyne's mom goes My daughter! I had her after a rather interesting night with you in Boston#you should introduce yourself :3#oh who's the father? you're the father you forgetful tease. altho i suppose you were drunk enough not to remember our tumble#and pellinore is like THIS CLOSE to blowing up on this woman for lying but now alyne's noticed and is staring silently#with her dark owlish eyes#just WATCHING. analyzing.#and he goes What?????? no. no it cant be. are you certain????????????? No I refuse to believe it come along will henry#alyne's mom is like NO YOU PRICK COME BACK HERE and alyne just goes They'll be back. dead certain#but more importantly look at this fucked up fish i found mom i dont think its native. the fishermen said they're poisonous#does that mean their skin is poisonous or is it just the spikes???#the fishermen said they're more common in the caribbean than in the gulf but now they're in the gulf more#so they're spreading!! isnt that cool???#and alyne's mom cracks open a beer because that encounter was fucked up.
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I cooked and then I couldn't stop cooking
#limestuck#homestuck#adelyn fovero#erisolsprite#aderisolsprite#fantroll#doodles#oc x canon#idk guys i just#this version of erisolsprite is *slightly* softened thanks to Mari's influence on Sollux even if he's still a self-hating mess#I wanted Adelyn to do more and to narrow down the cast and one thing led to another#he ends up developing a soft spot for this sad blue girl from out of nowhere#she accidentally befriends a green bastard and their dynamic started growing on me#also green is the opposite of red just sayin like 👀#also Adelyn deserves better than stinky stinky Kuro so-#erisolsprite is not much better early on he's still a prick but he would make an effort if he saw how badly his temper affects her#maybe even reminds him of how both of his components hurt a certain fish girl with their bullshit#this was supposed to be a CRACKSHIP it wasn't supposed to be SERIOUS#FUCK
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eating fried fish with your hands is the experience ever.
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tried to take a day off from writing. still woke up at 5am. let’s write then 😈🔥
#sneaky niki#lamb loose liveblogging#I wanted to take a day off.. but my brain is now accustomed to wake up at 5 I guess??#that’s so not fetch of me#topic of the day is:#I’m pissed bc I had to make a sensible decision and move a plot point a few chapters down the line#which is not fun#but feels more organic#judging by the way I’m keeping steady on this fic I think it will reach 300k#that’s a rough estimate#maybe 280k if I’m being generous instead of acting like a sadistic prick#but that’s just a theory#HDS is making it extremely hard for me to keep a steady pacing too#for example. recently he’s been giving me headache after headache about his growing sense of paranoia#he knows he isn’t sleeping enough#he knows he’s stressed af#the only reason why he has to trust one or two people in his life is bc he will turn absolutely insane if he doesn’t#and this is not me shaming#I remember how I was at my most paranoid during a prolonged episode#trust me. that ain’t fun#but he’s starting to hear things. that’s concerning. that’s suspicious. he needs help#but as usual. he refuses to acknowledge his limitations#also. attic-wifing your nemesis maybe isn’t a safe starting point to discuss with a trained professional during therapy#do criminals go to therapy?#I mean. not convicted ones. I do believe it’s part of their reintegration program. good for them#but like.. sneaky criminals? big fish evading taxes? one inconspicuous attorney holding his amnesiac crush hostage?#idk mate this is fiction#you have fun today ok?#go hug someone. or a pet. or a tree.#:D
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Piccadilly Gardens, Manchester.
#fuck off#Lionel Messi#rain#World Cup#next day's#fish and chip paper#amirite#tax dodging#qatari#and#saudi#NFT#prick#He's no Pele
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literally what's the point
#''you have to understand. with the kitchen being how it is...'' im not the one with week old dishes#or a legion of fishing casters (idk how to call the spinny thing with the thread) with a decade of salt in them#in the sink. or a house 22 years in renovation bc you keep milkmaiding yourself out of any progress#by the way could you stop ignoring me each week when i tell you i don't like the things you show me#and could you not be a fucking prick making me put on the music you like and then complaining that it's a bad version#like genuinely what is your angle there#things that would also be nice! if you trim the yard a bit like i asked you all pretty please like#so i don't carry fleas all the way back home. again. smiles#ooh speaking of which! remember how you didn't believe me the first time we had an infestation#even though the cats and i were getting eaten alive#until you got bit once? of course you don't. why would you!#and on that topic! how are the yard cats doing. huh? still sick and dying because you refuse to take any actual responsibility? hm hm i see#im not gonna say that i'll laugh and cackle and gloat when they finally sue your ass over the literal shit smell of the house#because saying such a thing is not polite :)
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Aingel leans in closer to the shadows, a light dusting of snowy blush on her cheeks. "I do love you, though."
"of course you do I'm your Messiah ~ everyone loves their Messiah~"
The shadow was quiet for a moment afterwards before pouting at her. "though I do believe you may have earned affection from me personally..... At least for a moment or two...."
#heilel#your a prick shadow#careful he's stabby#especially if you hurt his person#theres plenty of fish in the sea#but this is his fish#don't touch his fish#he loves you too aingel#he's just shy#tehe
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A certain fisherman [...] went to the same place again to fish, and he put a row of hooks on his heels in case he met the Púca again; he attached them like a horseman's spurs. When evening drew near, he made a halter of the fishing-line for the Púca. The Púca met him the second time. He himself caught the Púca, put the fishing-line over his head like a halter, and started to ride him. He drove him wherever he wanted to go, and he kept putting his heels with the hooks like spurs to the Púca's sides, so that the Púca was shedding blood from the pricks of the hooks.
Excerpt from "The Púca: A Multi-Functional Irish Supernatural Entity" by Deasún Breatnach
buy a print of this piece here :>
#irish folklore#u may remember this as the first WIP i ever shared to subscribers in uhh.. like february i think??#púca#pooka#setting: inver#DON'T come for my grammar pleas. i already know.#what do i have to do to convince u ppl that this is not a water horse or a kelpie
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