#rqg wilde

[yamikakyuu]

I miss RQG Wilde every damn day. I miss him and then remember he's running a tavern with his life partner next to the water where they bicker constantly, have their friends over, write and peer review smut novels, he gets kicked out of the kitchen, they mutually complain about their furnace, he's lucky he's so charming, they fucking love each other so much. I think about that and I still miss him but know he's fucking happy.

[ghostbiie]

hey yall! ive been watching alot of studio ghibli lately & i felt nostalgic, so im bringing this series back!

batch 1, batch 2

[rustyelias]

thinking about these two making puns together in damascus…. sobs

[loverboybrightsideghost]

this came to me in a vision

[clownhonkbonk]

Loved your Bertie! By chance...Wilde maybe??? Please?

smt smt please don't go where i can't follow.

hi!! thank you!! sketch for you!!!!!!! im sorry this isn't that clean but yay!!!!!!

[incorrect-rqg]

Wilde: It's pride month Zolf. You know what that means.

Zolf: Huh

Zolf: What

Zolf: Do you want us to hunt like. Gay simulacra.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I have the headcannon that Wilde and Carter actually know way more about ships than they show and are fully making egregious mistakes for the sake of annoying Zolf and Barnes:

"I could be a good pirate." Wilde says. " Ship work it's all just tying ropes and I have a lot of bondage experience."

Zolf is red on the face. Barnes looks like he wants to throw up.

"Ah, c'mon, Wilde, don't be silly." Carter says in a very serius matter of fact tone. "You're ofending our boat guys. Everyone knows the ropes on ships are just decorative."

Zolf is fully ready to punch someone. Barnes has the biggest 'are you guys for real' expression possible.

After Carter and Wilde share a drink and high five.

[5-turtleducks-in-a-trenchcoat]

I was thinking about episode 174 again. I'm absolutely fine in case you can’t tell.

[angryducktimemachine]

I saw that outfit and I knew I had to do it.

[ID: a digital, fully coloured drawing of Wilde and Zolf from Rusty Quill Gaming.

Wilde is a white human man with brown hair, wearing an outfit from Good Omens 2, which consists of a blue suit with ruffles and a large, very fluffy white coat. He's standing with his arms spread out and a smile.

Zolf is a white dwarven man with tan skin and a white beard. He's wearing a pink feather boa and is holding a cocktail glass. Wilde's left sleeve is hanging into his face and he doesn't look very pleased with it. Small white text next to him reads "why are we still here? Just to suffer?" /End ID]

[iwannarunawayandbeapirate]

How I think RQG Characters would react to being given a gun

Sasha: Fascinated by the mechanics of how it works, but doesn't actually like it as a weapon because it's so loud. she tries it out once or twice and everyone hides

Grizzop: He thinks it's more efficient and practical than a bow, but he prays to Artemis before using it for the first time to make sure she's ok with it

Cel: Immediately tries to figure out if they can use it to make their explosions bigger. Or maybe add it to their village's tank? What about if we make it shoot electric bullets? Or maybe...

Azu: Handles it very gingerly, scared of shooting it accidentally. She's not entirely sure how it works, but she prefers to kill people with her axe anyway.

Hamid: "Well, i mean, it's not bad, but i can still hurt more people with a Fireball!"

Zolf: Keeps it in his room as an emergency weapon, is actually not too bad at using it but still prefers his glaive

Bertie: Oh no. By the love of God do not give Sir Bertrand a gun. You can't even imagine the casualties

Some NPCs under the cut

Bonus:

Wilde: Uses it to threaten people (especially while he doesn't have his magic)

Barnes: Uses it responsibly, spends most of his time trying to prevent carter from stealing it

Carter: The gun has been forcibly taken away from him.

Earhart: "Nice, another one!"

[crustaceousfaggot]

Cannot stop thinking about him (fictionalized ttrpg npc version of a 19th century celebrity)

[yamikakyuu]

I saw an arcane post that said "at least your favorite character didn't die 3 times in a season" and it was 3 pics of Viktor dying in Arcane s2 and I had two thoughts immediately

1 The season isn't over yet, he's still got time.

2 No but twice was enough and three could have happened.

[ghostbiie]

[rustyelias]

I think so much about wilde (rqg) post campaign humming as he does simple tasks sweeping the floor, washing dishes, brushing his hair that boy hums a silly tune as if he was casting ougggh he also did this during the timeskip and airship arc

sobs

[wishingtoflylikeabirdinthesky]

A Poem of Life Spans

I think about life spans in Rusty Quill Gaming

I think about Azu growing old while her friends watch

I think about Hamid getting a letter from her son, saying she's with Aphrodite now

I think about Cel going to James' funeral

I think about how many funerals they'll go to

Mostly I think about Oscar

Do him and Zolf ever talk about it?

Do they sit by the fire, and try not to think about how much time is left?

I think about Zolf seeing Oscar pass away

It isn't violent or unfair this time

It's peaceful

Maybe he dies in his sleep

Maybe Zolf holds his hand as he slips away

And after so many years

Zolf is alone again

and there is no spell or trick to bring him back this time

Oscar is just gone

Does Zolf follow him? Or does he carry on?

Is he just grateful for the time they had? For the decades that might have never been?

Does he rage against the world for putting him through this again?

Does he consider it a mercy that it is he left alone, and not Oscar?

Maybe magic lingered enough

Or the universe was kind enough

To let them die together

To let them drift off one night and just

Never wake up

After everything they went through

I think they deserve that

[clownhonkbonk]

hi rqg people i am once again late to the party