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Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief

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and they lived happily ever after in their compucter

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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Mistakenly touched my weenor after crushing up a chili pepper for my Ramen honestly not as painful as one would expect more of a gentle heat much like the pleasant burn of cayenne in a spiced coffee or even much like . A chili crushed up in a bowl of delicious Ramen. Much food for thought

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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

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fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

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“I auditioned for — it was the play, subUrbia, and the playwright was there — Bogosian — and there’s a part where the character, Buff, has to mime giving a blowjob, and uh, I got the part that day — no don’t — stop — mime, I said. But he goes, you know what it was? It was the blowjob. I said, oh, why, did none of the actors drop to their knees and do it? He said, ‘no, you were the only one that cupped the balls.’ Always cup the balls, you know what I’m saying?”

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The Holdovers (2023)

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"There are 6-9 genders in the omegaverse" wrong. There are 2 genders in the omegaverse. "Might be forced by biological imperative to fuck in a McDonald's" and "won't be forced by biological imperative to fuck in a McDonald's."

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this is sad enough with the finale in mind. but if you see this as a queer allegory it actually makes me wanna put my head through a wall

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OKAY GAYMERS ITS THE CONAN GRAY x TMA LIST

STARTING WITH KID KROW (im only doing albums cause im fucking lazy and its easier)

COMFORT CROWD - NAOMI HERNE CAUSE SHE NEEDS MORE LOVE

The Cut That Always Bleeds - S4 Jmart from martin pov. I dont know okay i dont knownit just makes sense leave me alone

Fight or Flight - S1/2 martin. but like, i dont. fucking know? it just. the chorus. okay. piss off.

Affluenza - Mary Keay. literally a middle class woman in a rich white man dominated field (i don’t actually know what her income was). she did horrible things but i respect the grind. (still fucking hate her)

(Can We Be Friends?) - Tim and Sasha. Im fucking crying go away.

Heather - Martin misinterpreted all of jons interactions with the lesbians. theres a vision here

Little League - comparing S3/S4 to preS1/S1.

The Story - time sasha first bit, then jon and martin (shut up i know it worked out but piss off), then wtgirlfriends and jmart. iF you get my vision I love you.

SUPERACHE

People Watching - Martin. no, not jon. its martin.

Disaster - jmart or timsasha. idk. depends, you know what i mean.

Bestfriend - Tim and Sasha (im going to fucking die im tormenting myself arent i?)

Astronomy - tim and sasha. FUCK. FUCK IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY.

Yours - fuck you. LonelyEyes.

Jigsaw - my friend @wormpiratesblog said the bridge was martin, and i agree, but i believe the entire thing could be martin at his mother.

Family Line - the song to start it all. Lukas family. or martin or gerry. but i like the lukases more.

Summer Child - Martin. no notes

Footnote - Tim about Not!Sasha.

Memories - S4 jmart.

FOUND HEAVEN

Found Heaven - it. i dont. something about the avatars, and misfits, and the gays, and manuela domínguez. i dunno.

Never Ending Song - tim and sasha. fuck. what even is their ship name?

Fainted Love - can I say doorkeys? imma say doorkeys. make your own fucking list if you have a problem with my shit. i just need a break from thinking about tim and sasha

Lonely Dancer - Stranger. thw fucking circus 💥. FUCK ITS JUST TIM AND SASHA FU-

Alley Rose - guys our lord and savior conan gray hates me. its all timsasha and i dont think i can fucking cope.

The Final Fight - its. its tim. guys i need help. why is it all tim. im actually on the verge of tears.

Miss You - sasha. im so. fuck.

Bourgeoisieses - Mary Keay. Do i gotta explain? i think i already did.

Forever With Me - Jmart.

Eye of The Night - literally everyone in London whose had an entity encounter. jon is just around the corner to take their statement.

Killing Me - okay i dont want to say jonelias. but. its sorta jonelias. but if thats not your cup of tea. jmart and the eye/web.

Winner - god so many possibilities. S5 jon at Elias (not shipping), S4 Martin at his mother, Gerry at his mother. Hell maybe even micheal at gertrude. Who fucking knows, ya know?

Anyways. Now Im sad. What have we learned? The Archives wouldve loved Conan Gray. and tim is conan gray coded apparently. fucking hell.

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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Happy January 3st

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

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Very silly Epic AU/fic prompt idea where after god games while Odysseus is on way home since Athena recovering other gods decide to check in on Penelope and Telemachus, cue them seeing suitors plotting and Hera going 'Fuck no' (Also Ares because Penelope was one of his favorites and there is going to be so much murder)

They aren't allowed to do anything major because of divine intervention rules, and laws of hospitality mean they can't just murder everyone.

So they start in small ways stopping suitors, Aphrodite making a good number fall in love with others and they nope out of the contest for Penelope's hand. She has far to much fun and gets very creative with the matchmaking (she has full on conspiracy board as she makes all the new ships)

Ares waiting until any suitors leave place so he can kill them without breaking any rules, multiple servants think they've hallucinated when seeing the god of war dragging multiple bodies away from the palace.

Hera is chilling with Penelope, she's disguised as a servant but Penelope sees right through her and she's not making much effort to disguise form the olympian of equivalent of wearing fake glasses and a mustache .

Hephaestus making Telemachus and Penelope new weapons and armor just in case.

Ares is open day away from chasing suitors out with a broom when Odysseus finally gets back. All the gods are watching eating popcorn Ares is totally cheering.

(He shows up alter and tell Odysseus that he now approves of him, he sulked before because Penelope married Athena champion he thought she could do better but she loved him, he now very mcuh approves also wants to co mentor Telemachus Athena does not approve)