#bertie macguffingham

[crustaceousfaggot]

Sir Bertrand MacGuffingham is such an interesting character. I don't think I've ever seen a fandom treat a character the way Bertie is treated by the rqg fandom. He is simultaneously one of the most widely loved and widely hated characters in the show, but in a way that is distinctly not the classic Poor Little Meow Meow or Problematic Fav archetype. When he's present he feels like an integral part of the podcast, but after he leaves he is almost never mentioned again. He's canonically gay and he canonically had sex with The Fan Favourite Male Character, and yet fanfiction about him is almost nonexistent. He's a piece of shit, but there's never been any fandom discourse surrounding him because everyone already knows he's a piece of shit. His death simultaneously feels like a joke, and also like a profoundly serious moment where we're forced to acknowledge just how much of a monster this guy really is. He arguably has less overall plot relevance than his dog.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Sasha, Melanie and Cel but is just Melanie making friends and trying to get them to kill Elias (alterbativally best ghost hunter trio).

Elias, Grizzop and Zolf but Elias is so busy going "what type of Peter Lukas is that and should I divorce him too" with Zolf he doesn't realize Grizzop killing him.

Martin and Wilde but is just Wilde way to elaborated excuses to not honestly review Martin's poetry and Martin's elaborated hidden tests around "is this an alternate historical figure or the Stranger being silly?".

Azu and Jon but is just cause Jon needs a hug and Azu is way to competent she could solve TMA with marbles, hugs and axes.

Hamid, Tim and TMA Sasha just cause I think they would be neat together. But mostly Hamid and Sasha research into danger zone repeatedly.

Bertie and Jurgen Leitner cause Leitner deserves to have to deal with Bertie and I think that Bertie would have a lot of underseved fun if he got eldrish permission to be openly fucked up and evil.

[moofbat]

no one asked for this. well. some of you did. but not many at all. i’m unsure why i even made it. but it’s here. it exists now. i’m sorry! here is bertie in his falcon smugglers :)

ID: a fully coloured digital drawing of bertie macguffingham lying on a towel on a beach. he is viewed from above as he lies flat, legs apart and arms out by his side, on a white towel which says ‘I ❤️ BRUTOR’ he is a tall, large and muscular white man with blonde floppy hair and a blonde moustache, with a little stubble around his chin. he is wearing a rainbow mankini with a golden falcon on the crotch. his skin is red and shining with sweat, as he is getting badly sunburnt. end ID.

[seirve]

I MISS RUSTY QUILL GAMING 😭😭😭 the fact thats its over is SO sad why did i have to discover it in 2020

[a-multitude-of-cin]

Bertie in RQG 64

[stuff-and-such-art]

Drew some sketchy hugs for Hamid as warm ups then... kinda just cleaned them up for fun! Halflings and their height is interesting to me.

Hamid and his brothers below the cut as well as image descriptions.

[ID #1: This is a digital drawing with flat colors, soft black outlines, and a light pale pink to dark hot pink gradient background. Azu is holding Hamid and leaning back while Hamid has his arms wrapped around her shoulders with his feet kicked up. Azu is smiling with her eyes closed. Only the back of Hamid is visible but his face is angled slightly revealing a smile on his face as well. Azu is wearing pink armor, and navy under-armor, with a brown belt and gray trousers. She is also wearing gold earrings. Hamid is wearing a dark purple blazer and lavender pants with brown shoes. End ID.]  

[ID #2: This is a digital drawing with flat colors, soft black outlines, and a dark brown to pale orange gradient background. Grizzop and Hamid are hugging and we see them from a side profile. Grizzop is holding Hamid under the arms and has his arms wrapped around his back. Hamid has his arms wrapped around Grizzop’s biceps with his hands on Grizzop’s back. Hamid is leaning into the hug and has resting his head on Grizzop’s shoulder with his face towards the viewer. Grizzop looks annoyed but is blushing. Hamid has his eyes closed and his cheek smushed against Grizzop’s shoulder. He is smiling and clearly enjoying the hug. Grizzop is wearing a long green cloak, a brown belt with a quiver, and silver pauldrons. Hamid is wearing a dark periwinkle blazer, a purple collared shirt, a purple vest, and navy pants. There are two dialogue bubbles to the left of them that read:

Grizzop: “Hamid, it’s been hours.”

Hamid: “It’s been 9 seconds, Grizzop.” End ID.]  

[ID #3: This is a digital drawing with flat colors, soft black outlines, and a beige to dark gold gradient background. Hamid is looking up at the top right corner of the image where presumably Bertie is standing. His arms are outstretched and he is clearly offering a hug to Bertie. Bertie’s hand is above his head and has presumably just pat him on the head. Hamid’s hair looks mildly ruffled from Bertie’s hand. Hamid looks annoyed. Hamid is wearing a suit with a pink cravat, purple vest, light blue collared shirt, and a dark cyan blazer. Bertie’s arm is wearing dark blue under-armor, a gray glove, and a gold vambrace with a bird decal on it. There is a dialogue bubble next to Hamid’s head that reads:

Hamid: “Patronizing, Bertie.” End ID.]  

[ID #4: This is a digital drawing with flat colors, soft black outlines, and a pale green to lime green gradient background. Cel is holding Hamid in an embrace. Hamid has his arms wrapped around their shoulders and his feet kicked up. Only the back of his head is visible. Cel is smiling with their eyes closed. Cel is wearing some gray pants, black fingerless gloves, and a long maroon jacket with lots of pockets and straps visible. Hamid is wearing a green blazer with green pants and brown shoes. Obscuring most of their features is their wings which are wrapped around each other messily. Hamid’s wings are dragon-like and are golden and brown. Cel’s wings are bat-like and gray with ivory claws. End ID.]  

[ID   #5: This is a digital drawing with flat colors, soft black outlines, and a turquoise to dark blue gradient background. Hamid is standing on his right leg with Skraak’s tail wrapped around his other leg in the air. Skraak is standing with their arms crossed and one hand pointing towards Hamid. Hamid has his left arm extended for stability while his right arm is curled towards his chest. He is smiling but looks a little concerned. Skraak looks apologetic but annoyed. Hamid is wearing a hot pink blazer, a dark pink vest, pink pants and a golden collared shirt and cravat. Skraak is wearing a black sleeveless top and a red and orange wrapping around their legs. There is a dialogue box above their heads that reads:

Skraak: “You’re supposed to have a tail.” End ID.]  

[ID   #6: This is a digital drawing with flat colors, soft black outlines, and a blue to navy gradient background. Sasha has knelt down with one arm on the ground for stability. Her right leg is resting on the ground and her left leg is bent and ready to raise her back up to her feet. She has one arm wrapped around Hamid’s back and holds a large knife in her hand with the point pointed down. Hamid is standing stiffly and has his arms wrapped around her shoulders and is looking behind his shoulder towards the viewer. Sasha’s face is mildly annoyed. Hamid looks mildly concerned. Sasha is wearing a long dark jacket, gray pants, and brown lace up boots. Hamid is wearing a turquoise blazer, green pants and a lavender collared shirt. There are dialogue bubbles above their heads that reads:

Hamid: “Um... the knife in the back is a bit uncomfortable, Sasha...”

Sasha: “Your back is defended ‘amid. How’s that not comforting?” End ID.]  

[ID   #7: This is a digital drawing with flat colors, soft black outlines, and an indigo to purple gradient background. Zolf and Hamid are hugging with Zolf in side profile behind Hamid and Hamid facing towards the viewer. Zolf has his arms on top of Hamid’s shoulders and is leaning into the hug. Hamid has his arms underneath and wrapped around Zolf’s torso. Hamid has large cartoonishly watery eyes and the rest of his face is nuzzled into Zolf’s shoulder. Zolf is wearing a dark blue coat that extends to his knees and brown pants. Hamid is wearing a suit with a golden blazer, dark gold pants, and a blue vest. There is dialogue bubbles to the right of them that reads:

Zolf: “...are ya cryin’ ‘amid?”

Hamid: “...no...”

Hamid text bubble is shaky, implying that he is in fact crying.  End ID.]  

[ID   #8: This is a digital drawing with flat colors, soft black outlines, and a pink to lavender gradient background. Hamid is hugging Oscar by his hip and has a firm grasp on one of his pant legs. Oscar is leaning into the hug and appears to be off balance. His right arm is in the air for stability while his other hand is around Hamid’s shoulders. Oscar is blushing and looking away from Hamid. Hamid has his eyes closed, mouth open, and his eyebrows are narrowed. Hamid is wearing a green sleep shirt with stripes. Oscar is wearing a suit with a dark red blazer, dark red pants, a purple vest, and a pink shirt with a cravat. There is a dialogue bubble near Hamid’s head that reads:

Hamid: “Go. To. Sleep.” End ID.] 

I forgot the twins were twins. 😅

[ID #9: This is a digital drawing with flat colors, soft black outlines, and a light blue to cyan gradient background. Hamid is flying while holding his two brothers, Ishaq and Ismail. Ismail is holding Hamid around his shoulders and is kicking his feet. His eyes are closed and he is smiling widely. Ishaq is hanging slightly below Ismail and his hands are obscured by Ismail’s arms. He is holding Hamid’s shoulders, kicking his feet, and is smiling and looking at Ismail. Hamid has his arms wrapped around both of them and is smiling but looks nervous and sweaty as they may be too much weight for him. His wings are extended and presumably flying them above the ground. Hamid is wearing a crimson blazer, dark red-brown pants, an orange vest, and a light orange shirt. Ishaq is wearing a light blue collared shirt, a dark blue vest, gray pants, and brown shoes. Ismail is wearing a light yellow shirt, a green vest, and gray-green pants with brown shoes. Ishaq has long curly hair in a pony tail. Ismail has wavy dark brown hair. They are much shorter than Hamid. End ID]

[muscari-melpomene]

I need a supercut of Bertie's look here, young man moments.

[fancy--that]

Never going to forgive my partner for letting me simp for Bertie MacGuffingham for weeks before telling me that he is actually a garbage person.

@wildesfancyfrock

[fancy--that]

@wildesfancyfrock​

SEE!!!! SEE!!!!

I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.

[angryducktimemachine]

[ID: a digital drawing of Bertie from RQG. He's wearing golden full-plate armor with a falcon on his helmet. He's hovering in mid-air, swinging back his sword, he is wearing boots of levitation which shows as little feathers at his boots. Text above him reads "Silent Knight" and text beneath him reads "Holy Knight". /end ID]

[places-across-time]

My bestie, who finished RQG before I even decided to listen to it too, had sent me this meme and I just rediscovered it. I'm up to RQG 104 so I thought it'd be nice to finally draw the entire OG party together

Hamid is less perturbed about the t-shirt and more about not wearing a suit

[clownhonkbonk]

idk why i set my last ask to anonymous hi ok cool awesome. um. draw rqg....please... ive found your artstyle like 5 seconds ago and i love it and i NEED MORE. i must consume rqg art. mabye even.......draw.....bertie..........(im berties #1 fan im sorry)

but seriously your art is AWESOME SAUCE and i NEED TO SEE MORE!!!! PLEASE!!!!

ABSOLUTELY !! YES !!

based on this sketch i did ages ago ( in horrendous quality )

[just-an-enby-lemon]

The Dracula question also serves for Lord Ruthaven from The Vampyr (if I wrote his name wrong, I'm sry I read that book ages ago and in my head I just call him Biron with i to show he is second-rate Byron and also as bi as Byron)?

[ghostbiie]

that "which character can say the bad word for gay" thing on tiktok but its rqg characters

hamid:

he is what every single trans woman looks like right before they realize theyre trans. give him a couple more months with azu then he can say it

sasha:

its probably other london slang for like. a length of pipe or something so she says it anyways but she is literally what every single punk nonbinary teenager looks like. yes she can say it

bertie:

canonically he can, but he'd call you it insultingly

zolf:

look at him. he is just a mini bear of course he can say it.

grizzop:

he cant say it. he probably accidently said it once because he didnt know what it meant and then vesseek told him off so he never said it again.

azu:

cannonically she can but she doesnt want to. she is a sweetheart she would never say it

cel:

uses it as its legal definition: a bundle of sticks

wilde:

yes, and i would thank him for it

[seirve]

"I got that dog in me"

the dog in question:

[boatingbrookcosplay]

Guys look! It's L.O.L.O.M.G.