#jurgen leitner

[whooissthissdivaa]

The jurgen leitner hate is real

[yourfaveisanavatar]

the library of babel IS leitner's library

the library of babel is leitner’s library!

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

[robert-smirke-official]

putting dozens of avatars from almost every entity in one mansion sure is a way to challenge life itself. His whole fucking mansion is cursed. What do you mean you found a child on the sidewalk? What do you mean you turned a hallway into a runway strip? WHO PUT THE SEVERED HEAD IN THE FRIDGE?

-sincerely a very tired desolation

I can't tell if this is about Jurgen Leitner or Raymond Fielding. Either way I don't think anyone will be disappointed if you burn it down.

[luckkythirt33n]

Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day to all those who celebrate 👁️🫦👁️🪈

[ramquest]

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao

[shitty-tma-aus]

What if there was a pantomime audience in the episodes? And they did the like loud panto responses? So there's this call and response with a crowd.

When Jurgen is waiting in the archive room and Elias comes up with the pipe, the audience yell 'He's behind you!" Jurgen replies "Where?" and does a big dramatic turn and Doesn't See Him. Then another 'He's behind you!' from the crowd and Elias just smacks him with the pipe.

dora, avatar of the eye

[shrews-art]

Consequences of brutal pipe murder I guess 😔

[theboombutton]

It would be very funny if Jurgen Leitner got his hands on the Death Note.

He'd stick his vanity bookplate on the inside cover and die immediately.

[counterspellthisyoucasual]

I love Elias :) he’s such a cunty little bitch

[buy-axes-in-central-london]

do u think jurgen leitner collected manga too?

[its-your-mind]

your yearly reminder to do ANYTHING but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

[jellysmudge]

Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day

[kairos-polaris]

Jonah sacrificing that guy isn't a parallel to Gertrude sacrificing Michael. Jonah did it for the sake of his curiosity while Gertrude believed she was saving the world. But you know who sacrificed their assistants for the sake of knowledge?

JURGEN MOTHERFUCKING LEITNER GODDAMN FOOL

[tayleece]

All I'm saying is Elias prepared a gun for Gertrude while probably just picking up a random pipe for Leitner. We all understand who's the threat and who's the nuisance.