#jurgen leitner

[ineffablejaymee]

leitner??? jurgen leitner?! stupid IDIOT motherfUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GODDAMN FOOL BOOKCOLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD AVATAR OF THE WHORE

[the-doll-house-gallery]

[Extended Sounds of Brutal Yaoi Paddle Murder]

posting this on my art blog too cause y'all get to suffer with me.

Context:

[eyesoftheholder]

based off this post (will eventually upload this to youtube)

underrated post in my opinion

[ceaseless-vulture]

i too am a leitner kinnie (is it still cool to say this?) i fear.

here are some of my TMA things that will have me crucified.

Tim blaming Jon for worm city is probably realistic, but it totally annoyed me. as if Jon wasnt as much of a victim there as anyone. why didnt he blame Martin for bringing worm lady to the institute?

also... i dont care about Sasha(s). we spend like 2 episodes with her. and i can count her traits on one hand. i wished i cared more bc fannon Sasha is a darling.

i love JonElias as a shipping. this one im actually ashamed of

A tma thing that will 100% have me crucified

Oh gods here we go.

Mr. Spider exists in my top 5 favorite tma characters(guess the ranking)

I kinda kin Leitner. I would sacrifice people to have a haunted af library. Research, right? What’s a missing employee in exchange for a book that can alter physics?

I’m going to hell, aren’t I.

[whooissthissdivaa]

The jurgen leitner hate is real

[ramquest]

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao

[luckkythirt33n]

Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day to all those who celebrate 👁️🫦👁️🪈

[its-your-mind]

your yearly reminder to do ANYTHING but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

[kairos-polaris]

Jonah sacrificing that guy isn't a parallel to Gertrude sacrificing Michael. Jonah did it for the sake of his curiosity while Gertrude believed she was saving the world. But you know who sacrificed their assistants for the sake of knowledge?

JURGEN MOTHERFUCKING LEITNER GODDAMN FOOL

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

[no-tengo-ojos]

Hey Gwen! I can't help but notice that you were looking for some handy manuals and guides for your new job and there just so happens to be a library full of books for that specific need! It's called the library of Jurgen Leit- [I am shot several times]

[patricide-doll]

Jurgen: And 😱 one time....😔 I got attacked 😲 by an angry goth 😢 😭 😞😑

Jon: Oh <3 ❤️ that'll be 🤗 our ✨️gerard✨️🤩😘🤩🥰😝

[tentotea]

jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years

[momokarp]

A sassy mean girl, that’s who Elias is 💅

[shart-factory]

in the library. straight up "jergen it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My leitner