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Imagine if everyone in the world had a spawn point and every time you wake up you appear at your spawn point no matter where you fell asleep
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I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
#this is accurate#i say as though im not funny aware the reason my computer is dying#is because of the 100+ hidden tabs im keeping open in case i need them
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one time an irl told me they had followed me on instagram. i did not have instagram at the time, and told them as such. they did not believe me, and continued to insist they had followed me on instagram. i later found out they had followed some random model who i guess had a similar hair color as me? that was an interesting time
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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Everything’s going to shit, so take a little time to yourself. I’m reading tma fanfic and doodling bill cipher while looping the machine by lemon demon. Find a few things that bring you some little bit of joy, and do those things. Put your own oxygen mask on first. Take a deep breath, go outside, look at some birds. The world is still here. You are still here. And that in itself is a beautiful thing.
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On twitter I’m seeing dozens of threads from Black activists warning people against burnout, giving all sorts of useful tips about preventing and managing it for the sake of a long-term, sustainable effort.
On tumblr I’m seeing a hell of a lot of young white kids yelling at anyone who actually follows those steps, and acting like burnout is a moral falling rather than a well-proven psychological phenomenon.
Be careful who you get your information from. Don’t let guilt lead you to make choices that will harm both you and the movement.
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“End recording”
“Supplemental, I took an Am I Gay Test out of spite and scored 97%? Help?”
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For science!!!!
(Please reblog if you vote! :D )
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If suzy izzard is to be believed, then god’s first name is steve, and death star head of catering is named mr stevens, which is kind of close. It’s not clear if the steve in “pyramid steve” is a last name (first name pyramid) or if pyramid is more of a title, but anyway i think pyramid steve should visit the death star. I also should get more sleep my train of thought is getting increasingly more obscure
#suzy izzard#eddie izzard#death star canteen#gravity falls#pyramid steve#just a bunch of dudes named steve#has anyone else seen these two specific subsets of media#please i cant be the only one#mr stevens#he fought like two demons#who were insane#with a tray#and he fought with a tray#and he panged people in the face
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Bill cipher would love obvious plant
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Might have been done before but silly tag game. Who is prev's blorbo?
#hordak#cuff#im sure there are others but these are the ones ive seen the most posts about#also bill cipher but idk if hes reached blorbo status yet
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