#sir bertrand macguffingham

[angryducktimemachine]

[ID: a digital drawing of Bertie from RQG. He's wearing golden full-plate armor with a falcon on his helmet. He's hovering in mid-air, swinging back his sword, he is wearing boots of levitation which shows as little feathers at his boots. Text above him reads "Silent Knight" and text beneath him reads "Holy Knight". /end ID]

[places-across-time]

My bestie, who finished RQG before I even decided to listen to it too, had sent me this meme and I just rediscovered it. I'm up to RQG 104 so I thought it'd be nice to finally draw the entire OG party together

Hamid is less perturbed about the t-shirt and more about not wearing a suit

[clownhonkbonk]

idk why i set my last ask to anonymous hi ok cool awesome. um. draw rqg....please... ive found your artstyle like 5 seconds ago and i love it and i NEED MORE. i must consume rqg art. mabye even.......draw.....bertie..........(im berties #1 fan im sorry)

but seriously your art is AWESOME SAUCE and i NEED TO SEE MORE!!!! PLEASE!!!!

ABSOLUTELY !! YES !!

based on this sketch i did ages ago ( in horrendous quality )

[boatingbrookcosplay]

Guys look! It's L.O.L.O.M.G.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

The Dracula question also serves for Lord Ruthaven from The Vampyr (if I wrote his name wrong, I'm sry I read that book ages ago and in my head I just call him Biron with i to show he is second-rate Byron and also as bi as Byron)?

[notbynary]

love that azu is an upgrade from bertie in literally every way. anything he can do she can do better. he has cleave? she has greater cleave. she can cast spells and heal people, she’s a goddess’s personal favorite, overall she’s just a much kinder and more pleasant person to be around. also she’s exactly one inch taller

[miscreantahead]

Finally finished this! It took longer than I expected, but was great practice for the coloring especially. Character choices are literally just all the lovely PC's + my two favorite NPC's (to explain Carter and Einstein) holding everyone's favorite NPC (bold statement but am I wrong??) Wilde. Bertie is there for some reason. Mainly drew this so I could have an RQG header image, because I love this podcast.

[ghostbiie]

that "which character can say the bad word for gay" thing on tiktok but its rqg characters

hamid:

he is what every single trans woman looks like right before they realize theyre trans. give him a couple more months with azu then he can say it

sasha:

its probably other london slang for like. a length of pipe or something so she says it anyways but she is literally what every single punk nonbinary teenager looks like. yes she can say it

bertie:

canonically he can, but he'd call you it insultingly

zolf:

look at him. he is just a mini bear of course he can say it.

grizzop:

he cant say it. he probably accidently said it once because he didnt know what it meant and then vesseek told him off so he never said it again.

azu:

cannonically she can but she doesnt want to. she is a sweetheart she would never say it

cel:

uses it as its legal definition: a bundle of sticks

wilde:

yes, and i would thank him for it

[iwannarunawayandbeapirate]

How I think RQG Characters would react to being given a gun

Sasha: Fascinated by the mechanics of how it works, but doesn't actually like it as a weapon because it's so loud. she tries it out once or twice and everyone hides

Grizzop: He thinks it's more efficient and practical than a bow, but he prays to Artemis before using it for the first time to make sure she's ok with it

Cel: Immediately tries to figure out if they can use it to make their explosions bigger. Or maybe add it to their village's tank? What about if we make it shoot electric bullets? Or maybe...

Azu: Handles it very gingerly, scared of shooting it accidentally. She's not entirely sure how it works, but she prefers to kill people with her axe anyway.

Hamid: "Well, i mean, it's not bad, but i can still hurt more people with a Fireball!"

Zolf: Keeps it in his room as an emergency weapon, is actually not too bad at using it but still prefers his glaive

Bertie: Oh no. By the love of God do not give Sir Bertrand a gun. You can't even imagine the casualties

Some NPCs under the cut

Bonus:

Wilde: Uses it to threaten people (especially while he doesn't have his magic)

Barnes: Uses it responsibly, spends most of his time trying to prevent carter from stealing it

Carter: The gun has been forcibly taken away from him.

Earhart: "Nice, another one!"

[5-turtleducks-in-a-trenchcoat]

I did some portrais of the rqg characters, to get a better idea of how I want to draw them. Then I accidentally put effort into it and it took me a lot longer than I thought it would take.

[crayonturtle]

going to church be like

[angryducktimemachine]

I will draw Bertie. But only for the meme.

[ID: a digital drawing of Hamid, Zolf and Bertie from Rusty Quill Gaming as the "there's only one thing worse than" meme.

In the first panel Hamid is holding a sign that reads "Dying". Zolf is standing next to him saying "there's only one thing worse than dying."

In the next panel Zolf is pulling off some tape of the sign to reveal "Oscar Wilde Dying".

The last panel is Bertie with his sword drawn and in big red letters saying "OSCAR WILDE-". /End ID]

[seirve]

"I got that dog in me"

the dog in question:

[dwarven-beard-spores]

HELLO PEASANTS. My name is Sir Bertrand MacGuffingham and I am the heir to the House of MacGuffingham (that's how I got my name) and I have wonderful golden hair and a piercing gaze, and a lot of people tell this random mime called Quiet Simon that he looks like me (if you don't know who he is, you are correct). I'm not related to Edward Keystone, and I'm glad I'm not, because he's a "major fucking hottie", hrmmm. I am a swordsman with a particular hatred of tables. I'm also a mercenary with an esteemed group called The London Rangers (We're Still Working On A Name), where I cleave things in two (such as tables). I'm upper class (in case you couldn't tell, which is pathetic. Do better.) and I wear exclusively gold. I love high end merchants and, obviously, buy all of my clothes from there. For instance, today I was wearing full-plate armor absolutely covered in falcons, just, loads of falcons. I was carrying Brutor in a papoose, and he was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was walking outside La Triomphe. I failed to perceive the weather and therefore assumed it was a nice day, which I was very happy about. A bunch of poor people stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.

[alicenwrites]

I finished my second(?) relisten of the main campaign last night and immediately jumped into another relisten. I love these characters and the players so much.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

There's a genuine high change that not only Bertie family started as actual kind and good heros and slowly by power and ritches and fucked up social structures (hello capitalism) became the McGuffingans we know but that their first member was Bertus aka one of Sasha's roman childrem.

And that would mean that Sasha not only is central to Bertie existing she is likely even created the small paradox where Bertie is called Bertrand because of Bertus who is called Bertus because of Bertie (or because he was a loud baby).