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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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she touch my yippee till i yay

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Yeah that tracks

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wheres seasons greasons

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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

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The saga of Peanut the Squirrel

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being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."

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Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

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wait so you like problematic yaoi?

lets take a moment to think about this one critically

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use, and i cannot stress this enough, thriftbooks

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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what year is it

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and in the basement of that cabin is a princess

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they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

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