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a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

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Big fan of Dipper "if I ever see you again outside of my nightmares, there is no force in the universe that will stop me from putting you in the ground" Pines

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Martin mistakes Jon for his Mother and is too embarrassed to step foot inside the institution again

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Technically true.

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i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

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from Original Plumbing, a publication for and by transmasculine people.

What's your favorite part of being a transsexual?

"While I often wish I was born a bio boy and didn't have to go through all of this, it's more often that I find it a blessing to have lived and experienced both sides of life, sex and gender and get to play in-between. To have been a girl, a woman, a lesbian, a dyke, a tomboy, a 'questioning', a boy, and now a queer man is pretty amazing and fucking hot!"

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Today was scary but raising 3k with my sister and being with my girlfriend filled me with hope. I love being transgender and I'll never stop.

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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writing is so fun

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Jacksepticeye is online, SCATTER!!!

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hey jacksepticeye community 👋 it’s been forever

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If you own a food processor you can make any nut butter and no one can stop you

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Redwall books are like: here's 200 pages of description on the food, the characters are named Mingo, Bruff Dubbo, Togget, Barko, and Trubbs, here's 200 pages of extremely gruesome battle description, and every character is escaping from plague or slavery or has tragically lost their whole family or all three.

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Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

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Hey you.