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soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

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i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one

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What is the earliest music you listen to?

1. from the 20s 2. from the 30s

3. from the 40s 4. from the 50s

5. from the 60s 6. from the 70s

7. from the 80s 8. from the 90s

9. only 2000s and even more recent music

10. i listen to even older music

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Careful with birding you can become addicted to noticing beauty in everything and appreciating nature

BEWARE OF THIS!!

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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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made a meme because what do you mean i’m questioning my sexuality again even tho i’ve been secure in my identity for the past 10 years 😭

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I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

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there's an interesting incongruence between this being the "autism website" and people being outwardly rude and dismissive when someone doesn't immediately understand that something is a joke or misses the point like. did we forget one of the major symptoms of autism here gang

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fun fact! if you were to arrange every fish on earth in a straight line, nose to tail, they probably wouldn't enjoy it very much

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I know I’ve featured this scene on the Nazi Punch of the Day, but this version seemed particularly timely given the ongoing attacks on education.