muscari-melpomene · 20 hours ago
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Oh, Sam…
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muscari-melpomene · 4 days ago
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Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah
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muscari-melpomene · 4 days ago
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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there
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muscari-melpomene · 10 days ago
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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
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muscari-melpomene · 10 days ago
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Hehe, cow
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muscari-melpomene · 11 days ago
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4000cc breast implants :)
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muscari-melpomene · 13 days ago
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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show
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muscari-melpomene · 14 days ago
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i was thinking about this today so how long has YOUR JOB existed- not how long your industry has existed, but how long someone has been doing the work you do as a trade notwithstanding changes in terminology and technology. no unemployed option cuz i cant add more answers sorry... tell me about it in the tags
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muscari-melpomene · 14 days ago
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#i’ll take the ambiguous but domestic ot3 happily ever after, thanks
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muscari-melpomene · 14 days ago
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ok whatever
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muscari-melpomene · 14 days ago
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I miss them ❤️💙💛
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muscari-melpomene · 14 days ago
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So anyway I finished Ted Lasso and my inner monologue is officially an ongoing argument between Roy Kent and Trent Crimm The Independent
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muscari-melpomene · 14 days ago
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What a fucking dork. Yeah, but he's our dork.
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#he finally got to kiss his fella
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muscari-melpomene · 14 days ago
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the creators of Ted Lasso really said we’re going to make a football show using every rom-com trope and beat not about an actual romantic pairing but rather to tell a story about grown ups becoming better people through love, openness, mutual support, and therapy.
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