#in the sink. or a house 22 years in renovation bc you keep milkmaiding yourself out of any progress
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literally what's the point
#''you have to understand. with the kitchen being how it is...'' im not the one with week old dishes#or a legion of fishing casters (idk how to call the spinny thing with the thread) with a decade of salt in them#in the sink. or a house 22 years in renovation bc you keep milkmaiding yourself out of any progress#by the way could you stop ignoring me each week when i tell you i don't like the things you show me#and could you not be a fucking prick making me put on the music you like and then complaining that it's a bad version#like genuinely what is your angle there#things that would also be nice! if you trim the yard a bit like i asked you all pretty please like#so i don't carry fleas all the way back home. again. smiles#ooh speaking of which! remember how you didn't believe me the first time we had an infestation#even though the cats and i were getting eaten alive#until you got bit once? of course you don't. why would you!#and on that topic! how are the yard cats doing. huh? still sick and dying because you refuse to take any actual responsibility? hm hm i see#im not gonna say that i'll laugh and cackle and gloat when they finally sue your ass over the literal shit smell of the house#because saying such a thing is not polite :)
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