#feel free to add on!

[whumporama]

A confident character, who is used to being treated with privilege, their status always getting them out of things, being nearly untouchable.

Until they end up somewhere, lost everything that would allow them to prove who they are. And nobody will listen. They insist, don't you know who I am??

But it doesn't matter. And to make matters worse, they got caught doing something illegal. This time, their name can't get them out of their. And they get sentenced with a heavy punishment (maybe even death).

As they sit in their cell, they start with talking to the guards. They have to listen, they are Whumpee, they can't be treated like this! But the guards just tell them to shut it.

Still, they're not afraid. Surely, people will come to their senses? Surely, they'll realize who they are?

But as time ticks by and their punishment draws closer, they get more and more unsure. They start to feel helpless, alone. They've never felt like this before.

When they're taken out of their cell, they are quiet. Marched to where they'll receive their punishment, they see the faces of people along the way. They think they're some low-life, nothing important. They hate them, think they deserve this.

For once, Whumpee has nothing to say.

[writingpotathoes]

The apocalypse has started. Jung Heewon is now called Kim Dokja's Gun. Kim Dokja discarded the laws of physics and made a piston out of a ground rat's spine. Lee Sunshin gives Kim Dokja the stigma Song of the Gun. Kim Dokja shoots down a fire dragon with his Unmissable Faith. Kim Dokja shoots at the absolute throne until it cracks. Kim Dokja gifts Jung Heewon a flame thrower that screams every time it senses evil. Kyrgios either wields a AK-47 ten times bigger than him, or a piston you could crush with fingers. He shoots at a huge man's penis rather than cut it off. Cheok Junghyeong has a gun whose bullets could blast mountains into two and cut rivers in half. Yoo Joonghyuk shoots at the outer god with his piston. Yoo Joonghyuk shoots at the ground when he is happy. Lee Hyunsung is called Steel Gun and can turn into a gun.

"Let's meet again Yoo Joonghyuk" *BANGBANG*

[5catsinnatrenchcoat]

Thinking about bat boys attending cons dressed as themselves

- Dick wears the Discowing ever. Single. Time. Frequent con goers know him on sight, he’s always popular. He pretends to be extremely clumsy and un-acrobatic.

- Tim goes one year and enters a Robin look alike contest. He gets second place. First place went to a 40 year old man wearing a handmade version of one of the earlier suits. As in, the suits without pants. (Granted it was well made). Tim is fuming and Jason won’t let him hear the end of it

-Jason wears the bat suit one time and enters a Batman look alike contest. He doesn’t even fucking place. It’s Tim’s turn to rub it in now

-Damian refused to go for the longest time, saying it was a “juvenile and idiotic venture.” He finally caves and comes when Tim shows him a picture of a dog in a robin costume. For the next con, Damian brings Titus in a Batman costume. Dami dresses as Nightwing (Dick cries).

[ao3-shenanigans]

How do ya'll come up with your fic names? I feel like I'll fly through the fic writing process and then come up completely blank on the actual title 😩.

So true!

A short list with some ideas (feel free to add more in the comments)

1. A line of dialogue from the fic.

Ex: “I never loved you.” “I know”

Ex: “Run if you need- I’ve got your back”

2. A song (or lyric from one) that reminds you of your work. A line form a poem also works for this.

Ex: From Eden

Or:  Honey, you're familiar (like my mirror years ago)

Additionally: How I wish he’d go away

3. Describe the fic, old chapter-title style

Ex: The one in which Jon goes on a date

Or: Wherin Sasha makes a confession

4. The central theme

Ex: Grief and What Comes After

Or: Longing (or perhaps lust)

5. An object or location of importance

Ex: Times Square

Or: The Coffee Cup

Feel free to add on or share your favorite/most creative fic titles!

[defire]

Sounds--pleas

Victim thinks they can reason with aggressor, "wait."

Whumper approaching with hot poker, whumpee hoarsely, "n-n-no-no-no stop, stop, I'm begging you"

hopeless "I, hhcan't, c-can't,"

"you're gonna kill me."

[obey-me-fics-n-shit]

Yandere!Malleus Draconia concept that keeps eating at my brain goes something, something…….

Yandere Malleus who cannot handle when his darling (soon to be wife!) subtly tries to prepare him for the fact that she’ll be gone one day. So as a wedding present for her (though really Malleus himself) his grandmother, Lillia, and him devise a spell that will keep her alive as long as she’ll need to be.

Yandere Malleus, who once his darling is asleep, kills her. All for good reason, no doubt. You see, the spell ties her life force to his own. As long as Malleus lives, so too shall she, when he vowed to ‘share’ his life with her, he meant it. Killing her ensures she cant grow old now that she’ll be tied to Malleus’ already extended life. Because even though her life ended she can live attached to Malleus’ no problem, but you cannot grow and age on someone else’s time.

Darling who, for a long time, is none the wiser to the change Malleus, and indeed Lillia and the queen of briar valley herself made. At first it wasn’t so noticeable a problem, sure her human friends are starting to look closer to middle age, but maybe she’s just aging a touch more gracefully. After all, the food and air in briar valley is a good deal more refined than elsewhere. “You haven’t changed at all!” They’d say, jovially, just shy of hitting the nail on the head.

And the time passes so slowly anyways, sure it feels like she’s been in the castle alongside Malleus forever but thats just what happens when you run the same tasks everyday. No, it’s not until another decade or so later when her old NRC friends come back to visit again, that the changes in them- more accurately the lack of change in her- takes her by surprise. Faint crows feet and the beginnings of grey hair is now decorating her lively pals. Their age becoming them. It’s not even unpleasant, just a fact of life that she delights in noticing until she remembers that she too should be aging. That night she’ll spend hours looking at herself in the mirror, mapping where these changes ought to be reflected in her as well. Only with abject and mounting horror to find she hasn’t changed a day, hasn’t changed at all.

[stars-n-spice]

Happy Father's Day!

To all the space daddies of the galaxy 🩵💫

Seriously, Star Wars can't keep getting away with this trope.

[applepixls]

theres some drama going around the mcyt community so hopefully this post can be a little bit of good vibes :D

I tend to disappear from the internet for various reasons just as drama is starting so here are some of those reasons and who of the (c!)hermits(and friends) i think would disappear for which reason :)

climbing a mountain: mumbo, etho, gem, false

just vanishing from the internet for no reason lol (for the vibess optionally they then pick up an odd hobby or get chosen by the cat distribution ssystem): pearl, cleo, lizzie, scar, stress, bigb

spotlight operator for a production of jack and the beanstalk: skizz, jimmy, bdubs

got tangled in wires and is busy being angry: doc

stage managing/lighting design for a musical: tango, scott, impulse, grian, cub

got hyperfixated on hypothermia and did nothing but research that: zedaph

bonus (not something that i've done but a valid reason)

Wife: Joel

Acting in play: ren, martyn

[spiritofmymuse]

parallels between jayvik and everything everywhere all at once

Plus, the fact that both Jobu Tupaki and Viktor are omniversal beings travelling to every universe to find their loved one that will understand the weight on their shoulders and the pain they carry.

[whumporama]

The strong teammember lying in a hospital bed, asleep, their face half-covered by the oxygen mask, tubes in their arms, covered in bandages.

The team has never seen them like this, didn't even think this side of them could exist. But here they are, after they nearly didn't make it, for once not aware or on guard.

Vulnerable.

[realbatberntruther]

I've been having some Robin!Bernard thoughts and here's what I think:

I am not well versed in the timeline of Tim's time as Robin, but you know how in some versions he ends up as joker junior?, well, make that happen while he's still in highschool with Bernard and Darla

This could happen before or after Darla's death, but my thoughts are after it happened

Let's say, Darla dies and Tim gets kidnapped, Bernard is having the worst months of his life, he just lost his two best friends and is having problems dealing with the trauma of the shooting

Then, for some reason, he discovers Tim's identity as Robin and, by extension, Batman's identity

He's so angry and worried and sad that he just straight up goes to the manor to confront him

He essentially yells his way into the operation to find Tim and, despite not wanting the Robin mantle, gets it as a form of protection, which is to say, he gets training

He used a literal hammer to smash a hole into the wall to get to Tim, so a literal hammer he gets there too

One of my favorite fics about Tim and Bernard involves Bernard being really good at driving thanks to his uncle, so I'm in favor of including that in this au in favor of giving him something that distinguishes him of the other Robin's

Also, the idea of Robin!Bernard driving Batman around like a madman while B is clutching those seats for dear life is just too funny to ignore

As I said, I'm not aware of the whole timeline of Tim's time as Robin, and less of Stephanie, so I wouldn't know if they could both be Robin at the same time, if they were, they could team up to cover more terrain and help find Tim faster

If Stephanie and Bernard did meet at the time and both helped in the search for time, I like to believe they would be friends

Wherever they find him before or after the jokerization is completed is up to you

English is not my first language so I might have made some mistakes, feel free to add your own thoughts!

[virmink-united]

Things we probably shouldn't tell the Hex about:

Rell / Harrow

The Helminth

Jade / Her Child

Umbra's Origins / Backstory

[dr-handballslector]

My favorite duo is the tweaker and the crash out

[mamma-mia-mammon]

starting a mams & asmo collection

[devilsrecreation]

WISHING ALL THE CARTOON SNAKES I KNOW A HAPPY YEAR OF THE SNAKE!!!!!

I would post pics of the other fictional snakes but there’s a 10 pic limit so I’ll just list em

No Feet (Little Bear)

Craig (Sanjay and Craig)

Juju (The Princess and the Frog)

Pythor (Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitsu)

Savio (Penguins of Madagascar)

Ajar and Eva (Sahara)

Zaina (Koati)

[yellow-for-speed]

PUNY AUTOBOT

YOUVE STOLEN MY HIGH GRADE. THAT I STOLE FROM YOU FIRST!? I WILL BE TURNING YOU INTO A DECROTIVE PEICE OF WALL ART!!

(Also here's a miku :>)

*Bumblebee laughs nervously, transforming and starting to speed away.*

"GOOD LUCK CATCHING ME, BLITZBRAIN!! I'M THE FASTEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS!!!!"