#feel free to add on!

[whumporama]

"Ah, so this is where you've been hiding."

"Go away."

"I just want to talk."

"What, so you can 'fix' me, like all the others? Tell me which parts are broken and how I need to get back to who I was?"

"No. I just want to help you. I don't need you to be anything you don't want to be. I just... I've learned that I can't change the past. But I can work on a better future. I don't care who you were, Whumpee. Just let me help you make a better future for yourself."

[obey-me-fics-n-shit]

Yandere!Malleus Draconia concept that keeps eating at my brain goes something, something…….

Yandere Malleus who cannot handle when his darling (soon to be wife!) subtly tries to prepare him for the fact that she’ll be gone one day. So as a wedding present for her (though really Malleus himself) his grandmother, Lillia, and him devise a spell that will keep her alive as long as she’ll need to be.

Yandere Malleus, who once his darling is asleep, kills her. All for good reason, no doubt. You see, the spell ties her life force to his own. As long as Malleus lives, so too shall she, when he vowed to ‘share’ his life with her, he meant it. Killing her ensures she cant grow old now that she’ll be tied to Malleus’ already extended life. Because even though her life ended she can live attached to Malleus’ no problem, but you cannot grow and age on someone else’s time.

Darling who, for a long time, is none the wiser to the change Malleus, and indeed Lillia and the queen of briar valley herself made. At first it wasn’t so noticeable a problem, sure her human friends are starting to look closer to middle age, but maybe she’s just aging a touch more gracefully. After all, the food and air in briar valley is a good deal more refined than elsewhere. “You haven’t changed at all!” They’d say, jovially, just shy of hitting the nail on the head.

And the time passes so slowly anyways, sure it feels like she’s been in the castle alongside Malleus forever but thats just what happens when you run the same tasks everyday. No, it’s not until another decade or so later when her old NRC friends come back to visit again, that the changes in them- more accurately the lack of change in her- takes her by surprise. Faint crows feet and the beginnings of grey hair is now decorating her lively pals. Their age becoming them. It’s not even unpleasant, just a fact of life that she delights in noticing until she remembers that she too should be aging. That night she’ll spend hours looking at herself in the mirror, mapping where these changes ought to be reflected in her as well. Only with abject and mounting horror to find she hasn’t changed a day, hasn’t changed at all.

[stars-n-spice]

Happy Father's Day!

To all the space daddies of the galaxy 🩵💫

Seriously, Star Wars can't keep getting away with this trope.

[virmink-united]

Things we probably shouldn't tell the Hex about:

Rell / Harrow

The Helminth

Jade / Her Child

Umbra's Origins / Backstory

[mamma-mia-mammon]

starting a mams & asmo collection

[violetmuses]

Hear me out. 👀

Roman meets Reader during this press conference?? 💭

@expert-texpert @persethegawd @episodes-ff @adriennegabriella @fearlesschimera @secretlifeoofmarpessa @mytribalnightmare @adoresmiles @blackgurlnhermoods @babybratzmaraj 🏷

[clove-pinks]

Best out-of-context line from a nonfiction book, GO! I'll start with this zinger from The Civil War of 1812 by Alan Taylor:

"But Hull had come to woo the Canadians, not to eat them."

[writingintheforests]

Favorite Hurt/Comfort Phrases

- Easy, easy.

- Shh. Shh. Breathe, just breathe for me.

- It’s okay. You’re okay.

- No, don’t do that. I know it hurts. I know, I’m sorry. Don’t do that.

- I have you. You’re safe now, you’re safe now. I have you.

- I’ve got you. Hey, hey, I’ve got you.

- Look at me. Look at me. I’m right here.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN EVERY EPISODE OF TEEN WOLF EVER

part i (part ii HERE)

17 different heart attack-inducing storylines all overlapping with one another with some genuinely excellent concepts and lots of cool af lore that's executed so terribly it convinces you that whomever is in charge must surely be a hamster

werewolves and teenagers alike with some seriously debilitating mental conditions running around like they're contestants on the wheel of fortune

scott pining loudly over allison, pre or post allison's death, regardless of who he is dating at the time

beautiful beautiful derek "my whole family died and i'm being soso brave about it and trying to make myself a new one by collecting teen misfits and putting them in a plastic tupperware box but forgetting to poke holes in the lid bc i'm on the spectrum and trying to process and deal and grow as a person which is really tough when life keeps getting harder instead of easier and will somebody please PLEASE just give me a break" hale.

deaton being a smug little twat

STILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTI

greenberg being the star of the show

lydia slaying

everybody apart from stiles running around like headless chickens while stiles tries to tell everybody what they need to do but none of them ever listen to stiles so stiles has to do something drastic and dangerous then everybody is all like OMG STILES WHY DID YOU DO THAT THAT'S SO DRASTIC AND DANGEROUS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU and stiles has to try his best not to eviscerate every single fucking one of them bc he is a good friend to scott

jeff davis doing his doggone constipated best to debunk sterek by writing dialogue/giving directions that hilariously just ardently confirm sterek even more with each epically gay scene

scott sending out thee biggest punch me i'm a motherfucker vibes

AUTISM

danny mahealani stealing the hearts and minds of young and old alike

dylan o'brien being extremely kind by trying his absolute best not to show up all the other actors with his scene-stealing, oscar-worthy performances every second he is on screen and failing miserably.

scott ignoring his phone

mama mcall being so real and a milf

derek's eyebrows being an actual main character

scott auditioning for a new cutting edge reality tv show show called: GIVE ME A NEW PERSONALITY BEFORE SOMEBODY ENDS MY LIFE FOR ME!

boyd being better than everybody else

57% of scenes being filmed in beacon hills high school

41% of scenes being filmed in beacon hills hospital

peter hale, cunt, rocking your world whether you like it or not

(part ii HERE)

[softness-and-shattering]

Considering the venn diagram of alecto tlt and dame aylin bg3.

Angry women, tall, blonde, used by men as pawbs for their own gains, locked away a very long time unwillingly providing power and maybe immortality to said men. Divine - I dont have a better word for the significance of being earth itself if not divine.

The men being undead? Did John die at any point?

Swords, obviously.

Add on if I missed things!

[whumporama]

A team member who's body gets taken over by something and turned against their team. (Mind control? Magic? Technology?)

And the team knows that the only way to stop them is to kill them.

Maybe it's also a mercy kill. Whatever is controlling them is killing them slowly. There is no other way out.

[kdramaxoxo]

It will never be Something In The Rain It will always be Pretty Noona Who Buys Me Food

It will never be Rain Or Shine It will always be Just Between Lovers

It will never be Into The World Again It will always be Reunited Worlds

It will never be Hello My Twenties It will always be Age of Youth

[dreary-clouds]

systems with tiny headcounts i love you, systems with huge headcounts i love you

systems that remember your trauma i love you, systems that don't remember your trauma i love you

systems with very similar alters i love you, systems with very different alters i love you

systems who want to pursue functional multiplicity i love you, systems who want to pursue full fusion i love you

your experiences are all valid.

[iamthecomet]

have you done ghoul teeth headcanons before? like, whos got straight teeth, crooked teeth, chipped, etc? i think mountains got a little chip in his left fang, but from what i dont know

Ghoul teeth!!! Ghoul teeeettthhh!!!

Dewdrop has a couple crooked teeth. Namely, his top right fang making for interesting bite patterns when he sinks them into something. Has top and bottom fangs--a left over from being a water ghoul.

Mountain definitely has a chip in his left fang. He won't talk about how it happened. Dew started a rumor that it's from chewing on rocks.

Cumulus has a gap between her front teeth. Her fangs are shorter than everyone else's--but still just as effective. She's proud of her teeth, she knows they make her adorable.

Aether’s fangs are oversized, one of them is gold. It got knocked out by Ifrit during his first heat topside. He's also missing a back molar from a similar incident.

Swiss the only ghoul with perfect teeth. They're almost a little too perfect. He's very proud of them and takes extra good care of them.

Cirrus long, sharp fangs that she takes very good care of. Her teeth are a little crowded, especially on the bottom. Her teeth are very white--almost too white. Her smile looks dangerous.

Rain has double fangs. His normal canines are long and sharp, the ones directly next to his front teeth are shorter, but also razer sharp. He has sets on top and bottom. One of the shorter fangs has the tip chipped off of it.

Sunshine has a chip in one of her front teeth. It happened during her first week topside when Dew accidently hit her in the tooth with his horn. Her fangs are extra sharp.

[thoughtsonhurtandcomfort]

Tiny Whumpee vs...

Craft and Office Edition

hot glue gun

sewing needle

tape

yarn

thread

ruler

clay

paper mache

jewelry wire

mandrel

scissors

hole punch

paperclip

stapler

beads

pliers

wire brush

knitting needle

binder clip

X-Acto knife

laminator

pipe cleaners

popsicle stick

rubber band

palette knife

push pins

ruler

Bonus: tiny whumpee used as a posable mannequin for reference

| Household Edition | Kitchen Edition |

[whumperofworlds]

I love you whump I love you hurt/comfort I love you kidnapping I love you rescues I love you tied up and gagged I love you beaten up I love you blood I love you crying I love you emotional whump I love you whumpees I love you caretakers I love you whumpers.