#hopefully bringing good vibes to the hermits tags

[applepixls]

theres some drama going around the mcyt community so hopefully this post can be a little bit of good vibes :D

I tend to disappear from the internet for various reasons just as drama is starting so here are some of those reasons and who of the (c!)hermits(and friends) i think would disappear for which reason :)

climbing a mountain: mumbo, etho, gem, false

just vanishing from the internet for no reason lol (for the vibess optionally they then pick up an odd hobby or get chosen by the cat distribution ssystem): pearl, cleo, lizzie, scar, stress, bigb

spotlight operator for a production of jack and the beanstalk: skizz, jimmy, bdubs

got tangled in wires and is busy being angry: doc

stage managing/lighting design for a musical: tango, scott, impulse, grian, cub

got hyperfixated on hypothermia and did nothing but research that: zedaph

bonus (not something that i've done but a valid reason)

Wife: Joel

Acting in play: ren, martyn

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

[iamchikara]

I have no idea what state I’ll be in later today/tomorrow, so I’m doing this now. The yearly Aniversario is almost upon us! This is the third and last of this month’s events, which will of course be followed by the last of the month’s updates to the standings. From there, we’ll take a week’s break before launching into the first of June’s events, which is the second annual Johnny Kidd Invitational on the 9th. No Hour of Power is currently scheduled for June according to the Season 19 listings, but I’ve no doubt one will take place between the JKI and Go Eat Worms on the 23rd. Anyways, before I ramble on too much, let’s preview! In the main event, *sigh* Grand Champion Juan Francisco de Coronado will make what’ll certainly be another cheatsy defense, this time against former Director of Fun and CHIKARA founder Mike Quackenbush. Quack snuck in his three points and looks to take the title which eluded him all the way back in the finals of the 12 Large: Summit. Can JFDC keep his death grip on the title, or will his overlong run as Grand Champion finally come to an end? (I don’t like this, but I’ve been begging for this reign to end for long enough that I can no longer be choosy about who does it.) The Beast Warriors, who broke back into the standings last week at the monthly Hour of Power, are faced with an uncommon challenge: if they can topple the reigning Campeones the Closers in non-title competition, they’ll post their second point towards getting themselves a chance at the gold. Can the Boar and Oleg keep it together and ascend to the next step, or will the Campeones shut them out? (I don’t care much for pointblocking, we’ve had more than enough of that in the past.) The Colony has been hit with tragedy after tragedy, enough to drive even the most stalwart Ant to the breaking point. Since the revelation of Ophidian’s turn as 17 and what his actions caused, Fire Ant has been lost in despair, choosing to abuse instead of mentor. In response, Worker Ant stepped up to take the Second Gen Colony under his figurative wing. Green Ant takes on the Ant who should’ve also been his mentor in one-on-one competition, as he prepares for his YLC showdown with Beyond Wrestling’s Cam Zagami. Can Green and Worker bring Fire back from the brink (and can Green score himself right of challenge against whoever wins the main event via attaining his third point), or will Fire scorch him back to zero? After several exhibitions of his creations in both Trios action (SQUASHes, the whole lot) and in the Infinite Gauntlet, Professor Nicodemus finally sends one of the Proteus Wheel, Volgar, into one-on-one competition. Everyone might want to pray, send positive vibes, or whatever for Officer Warren Barksdale, because this prob’ly will not end well for him. Speaking of the Proteus Wheel, Frantik and Callux the Castigator will also be in action, as they will be challenged by former Proteus Wheel associates Lucas Calhoun and Jeremy Leary. Leary and Calhoun, who were formerly at odds based on their shared history, have pretty much been the only ones to see the Proteus Wheel for the threat they actually are, as our esteemed DoF Bryce Remsburg let them stroll on in even after everything that happened. Will the Wheel get on the board, or can Leary and Calhoun post a victory in what might end up being one heck of a war? (Hopefully they’ll also be watching Barksdale’s back!) Oh joy, Tony Deppen is back. And he takes on Hype Rockwell. I’m sorry, I can’t really bring myself to be excited for this match. I’m sure it’ll be decent, though. Deppen might get two points out of it. I really don’t know. Deppen’s associate, Icarus, on the other hand? Jeez, dude. Back off the rookies a bit. We all know about certain things you did in your rookie year. Anyways, Ick is scheduled to team with Razerhawk and Danjerhawk against the Creatures of the Deep’s Oceanea, Merlok, and Hermit Crab, but I’m quite sure he’s going to have someone sub for him instead. (Don’t bring Marty Jannetty, it’ll just be a massacre.) Finally, DoF Remsburg has some weird taste in matches, if the ten person tag he handpicked people for is any indication. On one side, the Throwbacks (still not having the best time of it), Thief Ant (really should’ve been backing Green instead), Travis Huckabee, and Solo Darling. Out of everyone on this team, Huckabee and Darling will more than likely be the problem children, as they still have issues stemming from their breakup earlier this Season. Good luck keeping everyone on the same page there. On the other side is a rudo team that, at first glance, really doesn’t seem to have any issues preventing them from working together: the Whisper (who I personally wouldn’t team with because he tends to make incredibly questionable decisions), Rory Gulak (seemingly replaced with Icarus on the “I hate rookies” front), Cajun Crawdad (prob’ly happy not to be subjected to his Queen’s wrath), and the Legion of Rot’s Hallowicked and Frightmare. This may result in a clusterschmazz of epic proportions, folks.