#even the justice league

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

I just need A Wayne Family Podcast where all they do is listen and judge.

[psychokatrixxxy]

Love when the Justice League thinks Batman is a cryptid. This believe is only further enhanced by the face his sidekick, Robin, is clearly a shapeshifter, what with changing their height, hair style, skin tone, and even gender.

Batman clearly thinks that by having Robin look different every couple of years, it will show that they aren't cryptids like it would if Robin didn't age.

But the Justice League is too smart for that. They figured it out! But they are good friends (colleagues) and won't spill Batman's secret, but they will drop hints to him that they know, to show that they are smarter than he gives them credit for (they aren't.)

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When the batkids learn that the league thinks this, they start periodically going to the Watchtower with Bruce, taking turns dressed up as Robin.

The League is surprised as Robin seems to prefer taking the form of a child, perhaps to have villains underestimate them? But they just assume Robin is trying out something new.

The batkids definitely tell eachother about what was said/happened as to further sell the act of Robin being a shapeshifter, because clearly it has to be the same person, Robin knows what happened, so it couldn't of been someone else dressed as Robin.

[frownyalfred]

but yeah in the same vein of Bruce’s kids only following his orders in the field…of course they do. in Gotham, if you don’t hit the deck when Bruce says “Down!” you’re getting hurt, at bare minimum. there’s no questioning orders or hesitating. you have to trust that when B tells you to do something, it’s in your best interest, or in the best interest of the civilians, to do it — and do it really fucking well. really fucking fast.

that doesn’t mean the JL give orders in the same way, even though they’re well-intentioned. that doesn’t mean they fully grasp an emergency scene or its civilians’ needs. they might not realize how risky an order they, as a meta, give to a fully human vigilante is. they’re not a tactician the way Bruce is — they’re not thinking in plans, and backup plans, and fallback plans and extractions.

so yeah, Dick doesn’t take direct orders from anyone but B. of course he doesn’t.

[ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity]

Bruce figuring out Captain Marvel is a kid because of him saying some brainrot nonsense he’s heard his kids say is always fantastic, but I think it’d be even funnier if, as a result of the absolute fucking gremlins he calls family, he automatically contributes like a sleeper agent. Like

Captain Marvel: I only have 69¢

Batman, not looking up from his paperwork in the corner, in the most friendly and excited tone the League has ever heard from him: You know what that means! :D

And all of them turn to stare at him just in time to see him give his patented Disappointed Sigh™️, directed at himself for once, and look into the distance as if questioning every single decision that led to this moment. The League is in shock. The younger heroes didn’t think Batman knew what Vine was. Nightwing is laughing so hard he’s sobbing on the floor, because Dick knows damn well it was HIM who caused that

[thebrainrotsreal]

Eve, Kate, Mark and Rex! Nailing some ideas down on how I wanna draw them in the future, and enjoying messing with their designs like usual! Not a fix-it whatsoever just fun + ref for the future! I cannot do realistic styles so translating them into something I can do while still being recognizable is peak. I will mess with Rex's suit more. Trust. I Kate so much now. Look at her <333333

[artstaeus3600]

You know I only like miscommunication when it's being used for comedic purposes like, for example 14 year old Billy Batson and 15 year old Danny Phantom accidentally get magically Married and both tell the other there identities because why not there stuck married till one of them stops exiting so they might as well make the best of it, and just don't tell anybody cause nobody asks ( nobody would know to ask anyway)

And it's been years since then that Captain Marvel (17 years old now) off hand says he has to go back for dinner with his husband (Danny, 18 years old, they're going on a date), and all of the Justice League league being surprised by this info, and of course they ask if they can meet his husband and Marvels like sure lemme ask him, and Danny agrees to go but only as Phantom (because secret identities) but also Phantom still looks like he's 14 back from when he died. So it's just weird to the Justice League and it's just so funny to me that they don't ask about the obvious age difference while also trying to subtly ask how they met! And then more confusion when Danny mentions stuff he did while he time traveled and then the justice league thinks he's thousands of years old but just looks like how he died (tho the person who asked that most definitely got the cold shoulder)(probably Batman)

[josephsaturn]

What I imagine the Justice league was like before they revealed their identities to each other

[cakypa120]

There's a betting pool in the League on who can seduce Captain Marvel. And there's a lot of money involved. Almost everyone is trying to flirt. They all think they can get the big guy into bed.

Billy is a little confused by the behavior of some of his colleagues. They all talk to him so strangely sometimes, wiggling their eyebrows. Is this normal among adults? Should he copy this style of communication and talk like them?

[moonlightcycle571]

People trying to figure out why Captain Marvel is more tolerant to some heroes than others. Hear me out.

So we’ve all seen Captain Marvel is very fond of Superheroes and is nice to everyone right? Now I present ACAB Billy Batson only selecting which hero he likes.

He will still be nice to other heroes, he doesn’t start fights (is this man can hold out on punching a Guy Gardner who makes it his mission to see him snap, he can be nice to anyone). But he won’t be close to them.

He’s close to Cyborg, Plasticman, WonderWoman and surprisingly Batman. He’ll start conversations with them, he’ll share recipes and want to hang out with them.

What’s weird is that he will not initiate conversation with the Green lanterns (space cops), Doctor Fate (magic cop), Flash (works for the cops) and surprisingly Nightwing (he’s basically a hero cop, black and blue with batons and electricity, and he gives cop aura he can’t explain why).

Flash is devastated. Nightwing is devastated. Officer Grayson is devastated. For some reason, if he’s in the premise, he will be the one targeted by Captain Marvel. No one knows what he did. Everyone think it’s funny.

Hawkwoman (former cop) became one of his favourites after he saw her publicly fight cops. She doesn’t know why he really likes her, but she finds it flattering.

When he gets outed as ACAB, he becomes Hawkwomans favourite. They are ACAB buddies.

[thenewgirl76]

Taking advantage of Constantine's tendency to zone out during debriefings, Danny sneaks up on him from behind while invisible and goes eldritch abomination before becoming visible.

Danny: JOHN CONSTANTINE! I'VE COME FOR YOUR PITIFUL SOUL!

Constantine: BLOODY HELL!

*magic blasts Danny, knocking him to the floor and causing him to revert to his normal ghost form*

Constantine: You miserable little brat! I told you to cut that shite out!

*lying on the floor wheezing in both pain and laughter*

Danny: I regret nothing

The rest of the JL and JLD members either snicker in amusement or shake their head in disappointment.

[bet-on-me-13]

Dani bonding with Roy and Kon about being Clones.

Dani: Thank you for coming today.

Roy: Why are we here?

Dani: Welcome to the "Evil Person Cloned us but we decided to be Heroes club!"

Kon: ...you're a Clone?!

Dani: Did I not mention that?

[arttuff]

this meme about the minecraft steve action figure shows they know nothing. i want overweight middle aged ted kord action figure so bad

[frownyalfred]

"Batman & Superman friendship" you mean the thing they do while waiting on a mission where Bruce purposefully pops his shoulder a little too hard just to watch Clark's expression twist up in horror? you mean the two adults who play the "guess how long I've been holding my breath" game together during boring JL meetings via enhanced hearing + insane breath control? the two men who hold the Earth's security between them and maybe three other people, who win points over the other by dating the same people and either 1) making the news just so the other has to write a headline about it OR 2) writing the most whackadoodle version of that headline that can still be considered "truth" just for shits and giggles? THOSE guys??

[superbat-love]

Batman sounding the most normal about falling to his death, like it’s an expected thing by now for Superman to catch him

[emacrow]

Dani wasn't the only clone that Danny saved.

There were 3 other clones that were prematurely made, kind of stabled, but didn't look how Vlad wanted and were going to be terminated, in which Dani was desperate in the first place.

Three clones varieties mixed between his dna and ectoplasm between ages of 1-5 The panic danny had felt holding toddler that look like him except for a star birthmark his cheek while looking at Sam and Tucker with big pleading puppy blue eyes along with Dani.

Thankfully, Sam had a backup backup bunker plan already refurbished and full of food using her three month allowance in case things went bad with his parents, along telling jazz because she will full murder him if he kept four little possibly now his children/cousins/clones? away from her.

The juggling and balancing between fighting ghosts, raising little kids, and school alongside the GIW, Beating Pariah King, his future self and revealing to the town that he was Phantom to save the world was brutal to him, Sam, Jazz and tucker.

Thankfully, his parents accepted him, but the paranoia scratched at his brain to hide about his clones/kids and overpowered him to not say anything about his kids to them yet.

Then came clockwork and his crytic words and Crown of Fire and ring of rage nonstop appearing floating rather innocently following him.

He has tried everything at this point, stuffing it in his locker, putting it in a fenton ghost proof chest and dumping it into the distant deep lake, freezing it which only made it a crown of ice that drips snowflakes and the ring of rage into a ring with a aurora instead of a skull.

It took him half a day to figure out he accidentally became King of the Ghost Zone, which is also known as the infinite realm of the dead due to conquest after he accidentally commanded Ghost writer to tell him why the crown of fire kept following him like paulina before she knew he was Phantom.

Apparently, since he was the last one to take the final blow on Pariah King using everything he got, the crown took a liking to his protection/space core and decided that he would be king whether he like it or not.

He was clearly king material after he balanced everything he went through alongside raising 3 baby ghostlings, which was rather proud achievement.

Leaving Danny in control of an infinite realm of the dead alongside a much more infinite amount of paperwork now streaming to him, half of them being complain about a guy name constantine with overdue summonings now set to him instead of Pariah King on paused time.

What's next? Is the Justice League actually real?

[1nkstains]

A Captain Marvel fic idea? Who would've guessed???

so. okay so. just. we all know bruce wayne loves dinosaurs. he has a dinosaur in his batcave, he canonically thinks they rock.

billy batson's parents were archeologists.

so-

Billy couldn't believe his eyes. The meeting had been normal, interspersed with profoundly unhelpful interjections from Solomon. Normal, that is, until Superman brought up a small mystery.

Something "strange" had been found in Metropolis, and Superman was concerned that it might be related to another one of Luthor's weird, convoluted schemes. It had been left under a Superman statue, out of sight for anyone lacking x-ray vision. Everyone looked on curiously as he lifted a cloth bag and carefully set it on the conference table, pulling it open to reveal-

"A spinosaurus vertebra?"

The whole room turned to look at both Batman and Billy, who were staring down at the fossil with stars in their eyes. The piece was big, not massive, but large enough to hold with two hands. Superman frowned at them curiously.

"It seemed to be fossilized, but it doesn't look like a bone-"

"Of course you wouldn't recognize it," Batman scoffed, and Billy barely managed to tear his eyes away from the vertebra long enough to look over at him. "Spinosaurus fossils are incredibly rare, this vertebra would be worth thousands." Billy nodded seriously, leaning forward to look down at it.

"Gosh, it's perfect," he murmured, feeling Batman step closer to get a good look as well.

Across the table, Flash cupped his hands around his mouth.

"Nerds!"